Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Cartoons v. Real People ❯ Ch.10 - When things get even more worse ( Chapter 10 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: KittyCatz(2) 
Well, too make it short the Yamis turn into chibies, Bakura put a love spell on Kit, and other mayham.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.25.2003 | Updated On: 05.25.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.7K | Visits: 154 | Status: Completed
Well, too make it short the Yamis turn into chibies, Bakura put a love spell on Kit, and other mayham.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.25.2003 | Updated On: 05.25.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.7K | Visits: 154 | Status: Completed
Cartoons v. Peal People - Ch. 10 - When things get even more worse
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own it.
A/N: People....I really need to know that you like this story, and tons of credit to maujinvader for reviewing, alot. I LOVE ALL MY REVIEWERS........in a friend, sorta way. but, back to what I was saying before, ppl....just say in your review......that u like the story, if I need to write more on the chapters.....if u want to be in it, and stuff like that. It's not like I'll track u down for feedback. ok, on with the fic, and I know I cuss alot, it's what I do. And sorry for sp. errors. AND......
<blah> = thoughts.
/blah/ = Yamis to lights
{blah} = Lights to Yamis
Ch. 10 - When Things Go Even More Wrong
IN RYOU'S ROOM:
Ryou: Wow! Kit you are a good cook! What is this?
Kit: *sarcasticly* Slugs and grubs.
Ryou: I said stop with the sarcasm.
Kit: You are taking away my life.... you realize that? Anywayz... it's just Indian food....relax, no slugs or nothin'.
Ryou: {Bakura, how do you like Kit? Do you still love her?}
Bakura:/What do you think? Of, course I do./
Ryou: {Well, do you still love me?}
Bakura:/I love both of you. Equally./
Ryou: {But....you've been ignoring me! This whole time!}
Bakura: /What?!/
Ryou: {Yes, and besides, you've been throughing yourself at Kit and she isn't returning any feeelings....what I mean is that don't you think she dosen't like you?}
Bakura: /Look.....I know she loves me....she just dosen't want to tell me or something. I understand that....but I'm not giving up! She was my wife for Ra's sake! Do you at least understand that?/
Ryou: {Well.... when you put it that way, it's kinda romantic.}
Bakura: / I'm not a hopless romantic! 'Kay?/
Ryou: {Gosh, Bakura the tomb robber, letting someone have their own time to give you something you want... truly amazing.}
Bakura: /..........shut up./
Ryou: {Took ya a while.}
Bakura: /I think Kit's tryin to talk to you./
Kit: RYOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: Huh? What?
Kit:..........your dad called, he's comming.
Ryou: Yeah!
Kit: Pervert.
Ryou: I don't want to do this.
Kit: Uh, riiiiiight.
Ryou: See? You know me so well.
Kit:...................what did Bakura say about me?
Ryou: He didn't say anything.
Kit: Suuuuure.
Ryou: I am SERIOUS! We were talking about getting revenge on YAMI!
Kit: *along with some 'noises'* Ryyyyooooouuuuuu!
Ryou: What are you doing?
Kit: I'm getting this started.
Ryou: Alright!
Kit: Sploosh! I just sunk lower and lower in my life!
Bakura: *changed from Ryou* Oh you want me.
Kit: Bakura!
Bakura: I'm Ryou!
Kit: I can tell the difference.
Bakura: How?
Kit: For me to know and you to never find out.... now change to Ryou!
Bakura: Why? Do you like him better than me? Yep, that's it.
Kit: No, its his dad. And I don't like you at all.
Ryou: DISS!
Bakura: Get back into your soul room!
Ryou: Ha, Ha! Now Kit...let's get it on!
Kit: Ewwww......don't word it like that.
LATER: (and Ryou, Yugi, and Malik's plan went perfectly, without the girls loosing anything.) Oh, and they are on the streets..
Maujinvader: Alright, that's it! Why are you, Kit and Meggie, giving Ryou, Yugi, and Malik dark looks? What the hell happend?
Malik: <Nothing! That's the point!>
Kit: You don't wanna know.
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EVEN MORE LATER:
Maujinvader: Ok, who the hell has my light-
Kit: Uh, gee.....oops....I kinds forgot to give you these....
Maujinvader: Grrrrrrrr!!!
Kit: Hey, they served me well! *peace sign*
Maujinvader: I'm sure.......awwwww, did you miss me my lightsaber? Your soooooo..... KIT! You keep to your sword and arrows!
Kit: *to the other real ppl* Watch him not pay attention to them....and I'll snach 'em.
Marik:*walks by* Oh stop flirtin'!
Kit + Maujinvader: WHAT?! *look at eachother* Ewwww! WHY would I do that?! I mean-
Kit: Screw this! Marik....you had better start running, because when I catch up to you...you'll DIE!!!
Marik: And the chase is on!! *runs off*
Kit: Ohhhhhhh, you will so-*runs off after him, he runs behind a corner, Kit follows* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs back* Ok, time to go.
Meggie: Why?
Kit: One word: Chase.
all real: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, we have definitly gotta go.
Bakura: Hold it! You have got to face your fears.
Just then, a girl around the age of 12 came up to Kit and started hugging her.
Bakura: WHO IS THAT?!
Kit: Chase...... GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!!!!! YOU GOTH WITH FREAKISHLY PALE SKIN CAUSE YOU PUT POWDER ON AND YOUR DARK AS HELL, RED LIPSTICK!!!!!!!!!!
Chase: SO you don't love me?
Kit: You got it! I hate you.....I dispise you...almost as much as Pegasus!
all Real: *gasp*
Kit: And you know how much I HATE Pegasus.
Chase: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kit: I'm leaving.
Bakura: And you're goin' where?
Kit: Leaving to go find my friends.
Bakura: And we are following, that we are.
Kit: Why the fudge are you talkin like that?
Bakura: Cause I want to, that I do.
Kit: Uh-huh. You wont follow me, that you wont.
Bakura: That I will.
Kit: You damn idiot.
Bakura: You mean you 'chickuso baka'?
Kit: I hate you.
Bakura: Too bad for you, not for-
Kit: Buh-bye! *runs off*
all real: *follow*
Marik: *from around the corner* Muhahahahahahaha! You can run, but you can't hide.
And Marik picks up Kit on his motercycle (^____^)
Kit: Well, it's faster.
Marik: I know I am.
Kit: I ment the MOTERCYCLE!
Marik: Oh well.
Kit: *Anime drip* You.....are....weird.
Marik: I know! ^____________________^
Kit: Do you think I'm really cool and sexy? And I know you wanna get with me.
Marik: See....you can read my mind.
Kit: I don't like you, I just wanted to see your reaction if I said that.
Marik: Ohhhhhhhh.
Kit: I'll just shut up-
Marik: Hold on to me tighter.
Kit: What? Why?
Marik: Bridge going up.
Kit: You're gonna jump?
Marik: Yep. I've done it before.
Kit: 'Kay. And you better not try to make a move on me.
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And Bakura following closely.
Bakura: <And he had better not try to do anything to her. Why dosen't she love me? She's supposed to.....I think. Well considering how much Ryou and I different, she isn't the same person. So should I just give up? NO! Oh, look at her holding onto Marik. He's sooooo....wait! Am I, Bakura the most feared tomb robber in all of Ancient Egypt, jelous? HEY! When did I have FEELINGS?! Other than my love for Ryou and Kit.....I guess Kit was right about Ryou softening me up. Oh, fuck.... I gotta fix that. And what is with me? I'm not used to rejection! So.....how to get Kit to admit her feelings for me...AND ONLY ME! Not Marik, and certainitly NOT Yami!>
Ryou:{Hey Bakura, I just remembered something.}
Bakura:/And that would be?/
Ryou:{That you still haven't broken up with Tea.}
Bakura: /Oh, you know I was just using her. To break her stupid friendship heart./
Ryou: {And what if someone tells Kit? She won't know the difference.}
Bakura: /She'll deserves it, for saying all those things earlier./
Ryou: {And why is she almost making out with Marik?}
Bakura: /NO! That's MY job! Marik! You get your filthy....Go Kit! Yes, smack him! Ohhh, that's gotta hurt./
Kit: YOU...YOU, ah, why do kids have to be around? Marik, you messed up.....5,000 and some odd years old perv!
Bakura: Next time, I'll kill him! No one takes my girl.
Kit:........Bakura? Did you really have to say that outload?
Bakura: I...I didn't mean to.
Kit: Your girl? Well excuse me Mr. Possesive.
Bakura: heh..heh, You know I'm just kidding.
Kit: Oh really?
Yami: And this is why I-
Kit: *point sword at Yami* Yami is your hair gel flamable?
Yami: Yes, I mean, no. Why?
Kit: FIRERA!
Yami: You set my hair on fire! PUT IT OUT!
Kit: BLIZZARA!
Yami: Ice? ICE?! YOU MADE MY HAIR INTO A POPCICLE-TYPE THING!
Kit: I don't have a spell for water.... and see it's nearly thawed out already.
Yami: BUT NOW I'M RRRREEEEAAAALLLLYYY COLD!
Kit: OK, restyling back to the way it used to be.
Yami: Oh, no.
Kit:ummm, thundera!
Yami: You shocked me with lightning! I could've DIED!
Yugi: Not really, youre kinda already dead.
Yami:.......is EVERYONE against me?!
A bunch of Yami fangirls: WE AREN'T! KIT! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!
Kit:THUNDERA!*shocks fan girls, and they leave* First of all, Yami, I did put your hair back the way it was, the fire and ice did NOTHING to it. Which is actually really annoying. You should be thanking me!
Maujinvader: I hate to tell you, but in a since you did do something NICE...
Kit: I know.....*sigh* what has gotten into me?! Nice? And to YAMI, of all people.
Yami:......he's right.
Maujinvader: AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? THE STALLING?! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
Kit: Hey, Meggie isn't that Josh?
Meggie: You mean your boyfriend?
Kit:I DON'T like him...JOSH!
Josh: Hey, Kit..... and I take it that you are trying to find your friends?
Kit: And what do you know?
Josh: I ain't telling you.
Kit: Uh-huh. *stare*
Josh: *stare*
Kit: *stare*
Josh:*stare*
Kit: *stare*
Josh:*stare*
Kit: *stare*
Josh:*stare*I won't tell-
Kit: Oh, really? Thund-
Josh: DON'T YOU DARE KILL ME!
Kit: Or what? You suck at defense, fighting of any kind, and you have no powers or anything.
Josh:........true, but....but I have something I know you can't defeat-
Kit: Ah bon?
Josh: I hate it when you speak french.
Kit: Well I didn't want to say 'oh, really' again and-
Josh: InuYashaisintownandlookingforyou.
Kit: No doubt to kill me for takin his jewel and giving it to Kikyo.
Josh: HE WILL KILL YOU!
Kit: He can't. And I have his cartoon name, as my nickname, SO-
Josh: Yeah, yeah so he can't hurt you.
Kit: Well, yeah....but, ya know dog-boy is always mad at me for one reason or another. So what's the point? I'm leaving. I always piss him off. Hey, it's fun.
Josh: And I'll just leave before you can kill me. *runs off*
Kit: Bye, loser!
Meggie: And how does he like you?
Kit: I don't know and don't care. Now, let's get go-
Bakura: Ah! We don't trust you to go anywhere without us. *chains her to Ryou and all the other real ppl to the cartoons*
Kit:Awww man.
Meggie: Freedom taker.
Maujinvader: I refuse to be tied up to Marik! I definitly will-
Marik: DDDIIIIEEEE!!!!
Maujinvader: See?! He's homicidal and he's going to kill us all!!! *strikes dramatic pose*
Kit: I agree.
Meggie + Kit: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
all other people: Huh?
Kit + Meggie: Inside joke.
Ryou: Alright Kit, move out!
Kit: *sarcasticaly* Oh, yeah, I'm a slave.....bum, bum!
Meggie + Kit: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! BOO BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meggie: lol! ^_______^
Yami: Huh?
Kit: Oh, forget it.
Yami: Live with the cards you delt, Kit.
Kit: Your wierd.
Meggie: I agree.
Kit: heh. But you gotta admit that was funny how we kept on agreeing and couldn't stop....we should save our friends.
Meggie: And exactly how mad is Dij gonna be that you didn't find her faster?
Kit: Incredibly....but you know I don't care.
Shaadi: And do you care about ANYTHING?
Bakura: <Or perhaps anyone?>
Kit: I care about somethings! Just not you cartoons, that's all....well and some people's feelings.
Bakura: <So much for that.>
Kit: C'mon Brit-boy! Move your-
Joey: I belive Bakura said no cussing.
All real: And WHO listens to HIM?!
Bakura: YOU! ALL OF YOU!!!
Ryou: Bakura, do I really have to be stuck with Kit?
Kit: Yeah! Do I have to be stuck with him?
Bakura: No more complaints!
Maujinvader: Well, I'm not moving!
Marik: OK, do as you wish.... I'm hurt!
Maujinvader: Please! Anyone want to swich?
all real: No.
Maujinvader: Well then Marik, say hello to my sith light-
Marik: You even try and I'll force you to be my mind slave.
Maujinvader: That really sucks!
Malik: Good luck.
Maujinvader: WHAT?! HE'S YOUR YAMI! CAN'T YOU TRY TO CONTROL HIM?!
Malik: Why bother?
Maujinvader: God, help me.
Kit: Yeah, yeah let the force be with ya. Now let's just go!
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MEGGIE'S POV:
And here we go again past that funky graveyard. Kill all the monster things...and as usual the cartoons are appalled at the way we do things. Yami is yelling at us about we should be asking them for help....yeah right! Why in hell would we do that? I mean it, what is going through his mind? If he even has one! "All of you get back here!" Yami is yelling and since Marik is right about to use his millennium rod....we will. "Yami! It's isn't anything but a scratch...not even a flesh wound!" Kit yells at him back. "So we got hurt...big deal! What did you think would happen?!" Maujinvader....if they aren't listening to Kit, they won't listen to any of us! Oh, man Kit....by the look on her face...she'll do something really, well, evil to the cartoons. HELL YA! I'm in!
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RYOU'S POV:
And here we go again with the yelling. This is all starting to give us lights a headache! Why can't they just take orders from us? I mean maby they wouldn't go risking their lives, not trusting our help, it's almost too much. How do the live?! Oh, well we are in my room. Yami is trying to think of some way to stop them if they don't obey them..some spell or somethin'. Why don't they just try to talk it out... WITHOUT yelling?! And to make matters worse my dad still thinks I love Bakura! I mean, sure I do, but we have to act like we aren't...he dosen't take kindly to....people like me. Wazzam! Uh-oh.... and it sounds like a door just opened, also. I think I'll go in that room Yami and Baura and.....Oh, lord!
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Ryou: LOOK AT THEM! THEY ARE CHIBIES?!
Malik: I am being hysterical!!!!!!
Yugi: What....the........-
Kit: So, you mean to tell me that Yami, Bakura, and Marik are chibies?! Oh! I see them........scarryy!! Well, you take care of them! They still act the same, just in chibi ways and even though I did baby-sitting, you should. They're your darker halves.
Yugi: What........the......-
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B akura:<GREAT! I'M IN A BASKET, WITH BLANKETS, PILLOWS, MARIK,.....AND YAMI!! And Ryou's dad is over... Kit and Bakura are making out...pretending that they don't see him. They're acting is actually....GOOD. But this is an oppertunity to good to miss! >*irritated* Oh, this isn't working for Ryou's dad....... maybe a little love spell on Kit could do the trick, hmm?
Yami: YOU WOULDN'T! <It's bad enough!>
Bakura: Shall I make her CCCCCRRRRRRAAAAAZZZZYYYYYYY about Ryou? Ah, this is going to be fun! Here we go....awwww.....wow.....whoah! And it seems Ryou...um....REALLY likes this makeout session.
Marik: You realize....Ryou's dad left? <He probably got freaked out, I know I am.>
Bakura: SO? This is called I get to break down Kit's ego....and torture the other real people. Plus, the other cartoons get to have a good time.....and we must tease all of the real people about this!
Marik: I'm in!
Yami: I suppose....if it breaks their ego.
Bakura: Oh, it will.
Ryou: I love you Kit.
Marik: Well, what are you going to-
Bakura: *evil grin* This'll be soooooooo funny. Too bad we can't reach the tape recorder....
Kit: And I lllllllllllooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeee you, Ryou.
Yami: You are going to kill her. And I like this.... I'd never thought I'd say this but, good plan, tomb robber.
Bakura: ^____^ THANKS!!! Wait a minute! HEY! What was that first part supposed to mean?!
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~KITTYCATZ(2)~
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own it.
A/N: People....I really need to know that you like this story, and tons of credit to maujinvader for reviewing, alot. I LOVE ALL MY REVIEWERS........in a friend, sorta way. but, back to what I was saying before, ppl....just say in your review......that u like the story, if I need to write more on the chapters.....if u want to be in it, and stuff like that. It's not like I'll track u down for feedback. ok, on with the fic, and I know I cuss alot, it's what I do. And sorry for sp. errors. AND......
<blah> = thoughts.
/blah/ = Yamis to lights
{blah} = Lights to Yamis
Ch. 10 - When Things Go Even More Wrong
IN RYOU'S ROOM:
Ryou: Wow! Kit you are a good cook! What is this?
Kit: *sarcasticly* Slugs and grubs.
Ryou: I said stop with the sarcasm.
Kit: You are taking away my life.... you realize that? Anywayz... it's just Indian food....relax, no slugs or nothin'.
Ryou: {Bakura, how do you like Kit? Do you still love her?}
Bakura:/What do you think? Of, course I do./
Ryou: {Well, do you still love me?}
Bakura:/I love both of you. Equally./
Ryou: {But....you've been ignoring me! This whole time!}
Bakura: /What?!/
Ryou: {Yes, and besides, you've been throughing yourself at Kit and she isn't returning any feeelings....what I mean is that don't you think she dosen't like you?}
Bakura: /Look.....I know she loves me....she just dosen't want to tell me or something. I understand that....but I'm not giving up! She was my wife for Ra's sake! Do you at least understand that?/
Ryou: {Well.... when you put it that way, it's kinda romantic.}
Bakura: / I'm not a hopless romantic! 'Kay?/
Ryou: {Gosh, Bakura the tomb robber, letting someone have their own time to give you something you want... truly amazing.}
Bakura: /..........shut up./
Ryou: {Took ya a while.}
Bakura: /I think Kit's tryin to talk to you./
Kit: RYOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: Huh? What?
Kit:..........your dad called, he's comming.
Ryou: Yeah!
Kit: Pervert.
Ryou: I don't want to do this.
Kit: Uh, riiiiiight.
Ryou: See? You know me so well.
Kit:...................what did Bakura say about me?
Ryou: He didn't say anything.
Kit: Suuuuure.
Ryou: I am SERIOUS! We were talking about getting revenge on YAMI!
Kit: *along with some 'noises'* Ryyyyooooouuuuuu!
Ryou: What are you doing?
Kit: I'm getting this started.
Ryou: Alright!
Kit: Sploosh! I just sunk lower and lower in my life!
Bakura: *changed from Ryou* Oh you want me.
Kit: Bakura!
Bakura: I'm Ryou!
Kit: I can tell the difference.
Bakura: How?
Kit: For me to know and you to never find out.... now change to Ryou!
Bakura: Why? Do you like him better than me? Yep, that's it.
Kit: No, its his dad. And I don't like you at all.
Ryou: DISS!
Bakura: Get back into your soul room!
Ryou: Ha, Ha! Now Kit...let's get it on!
Kit: Ewwww......don't word it like that.
LATER: (and Ryou, Yugi, and Malik's plan went perfectly, without the girls loosing anything.) Oh, and they are on the streets..
Maujinvader: Alright, that's it! Why are you, Kit and Meggie, giving Ryou, Yugi, and Malik dark looks? What the hell happend?
Malik: <Nothing! That's the point!>
Kit: You don't wanna know.
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EVEN MORE LATER:
Maujinvader: Ok, who the hell has my light-
Kit: Uh, gee.....oops....I kinds forgot to give you these....
Maujinvader: Grrrrrrrr!!!
Kit: Hey, they served me well! *peace sign*
Maujinvader: I'm sure.......awwwww, did you miss me my lightsaber? Your soooooo..... KIT! You keep to your sword and arrows!
Kit: *to the other real ppl* Watch him not pay attention to them....and I'll snach 'em.
Marik:*walks by* Oh stop flirtin'!
Kit + Maujinvader: WHAT?! *look at eachother* Ewwww! WHY would I do that?! I mean-
Kit: Screw this! Marik....you had better start running, because when I catch up to you...you'll DIE!!!
Marik: And the chase is on!! *runs off*
Kit: Ohhhhhhh, you will so-*runs off after him, he runs behind a corner, Kit follows* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs back* Ok, time to go.
Meggie: Why?
Kit: One word: Chase.
all real: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, we have definitly gotta go.
Bakura: Hold it! You have got to face your fears.
Just then, a girl around the age of 12 came up to Kit and started hugging her.
Bakura: WHO IS THAT?!
Kit: Chase...... GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!!!!! YOU GOTH WITH FREAKISHLY PALE SKIN CAUSE YOU PUT POWDER ON AND YOUR DARK AS HELL, RED LIPSTICK!!!!!!!!!!
Chase: SO you don't love me?
Kit: You got it! I hate you.....I dispise you...almost as much as Pegasus!
all Real: *gasp*
Kit: And you know how much I HATE Pegasus.
Chase: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kit: I'm leaving.
Bakura: And you're goin' where?
Kit: Leaving to go find my friends.
Bakura: And we are following, that we are.
Kit: Why the fudge are you talkin like that?
Bakura: Cause I want to, that I do.
Kit: Uh-huh. You wont follow me, that you wont.
Bakura: That I will.
Kit: You damn idiot.
Bakura: You mean you 'chickuso baka'?
Kit: I hate you.
Bakura: Too bad for you, not for-
Kit: Buh-bye! *runs off*
all real: *follow*
Marik: *from around the corner* Muhahahahahahaha! You can run, but you can't hide.
And Marik picks up Kit on his motercycle (^____^)
Kit: Well, it's faster.
Marik: I know I am.
Kit: I ment the MOTERCYCLE!
Marik: Oh well.
Kit: *Anime drip* You.....are....weird.
Marik: I know! ^____________________^
Kit: Do you think I'm really cool and sexy? And I know you wanna get with me.
Marik: See....you can read my mind.
Kit: I don't like you, I just wanted to see your reaction if I said that.
Marik: Ohhhhhhhh.
Kit: I'll just shut up-
Marik: Hold on to me tighter.
Kit: What? Why?
Marik: Bridge going up.
Kit: You're gonna jump?
Marik: Yep. I've done it before.
Kit: 'Kay. And you better not try to make a move on me.
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And Bakura following closely.
Bakura: <And he had better not try to do anything to her. Why dosen't she love me? She's supposed to.....I think. Well considering how much Ryou and I different, she isn't the same person. So should I just give up? NO! Oh, look at her holding onto Marik. He's sooooo....wait! Am I, Bakura the most feared tomb robber in all of Ancient Egypt, jelous? HEY! When did I have FEELINGS?! Other than my love for Ryou and Kit.....I guess Kit was right about Ryou softening me up. Oh, fuck.... I gotta fix that. And what is with me? I'm not used to rejection! So.....how to get Kit to admit her feelings for me...AND ONLY ME! Not Marik, and certainitly NOT Yami!>
Ryou:{Hey Bakura, I just remembered something.}
Bakura:/And that would be?/
Ryou:{That you still haven't broken up with Tea.}
Bakura: /Oh, you know I was just using her. To break her stupid friendship heart./
Ryou: {And what if someone tells Kit? She won't know the difference.}
Bakura: /She'll deserves it, for saying all those things earlier./
Ryou: {And why is she almost making out with Marik?}
Bakura: /NO! That's MY job! Marik! You get your filthy....Go Kit! Yes, smack him! Ohhh, that's gotta hurt./
Kit: YOU...YOU, ah, why do kids have to be around? Marik, you messed up.....5,000 and some odd years old perv!
Bakura: Next time, I'll kill him! No one takes my girl.
Kit:........Bakura? Did you really have to say that outload?
Bakura: I...I didn't mean to.
Kit: Your girl? Well excuse me Mr. Possesive.
Bakura: heh..heh, You know I'm just kidding.
Kit: Oh really?
Yami: And this is why I-
Kit: *point sword at Yami* Yami is your hair gel flamable?
Yami: Yes, I mean, no. Why?
Kit: FIRERA!
Yami: You set my hair on fire! PUT IT OUT!
Kit: BLIZZARA!
Yami: Ice? ICE?! YOU MADE MY HAIR INTO A POPCICLE-TYPE THING!
Kit: I don't have a spell for water.... and see it's nearly thawed out already.
Yami: BUT NOW I'M RRRREEEEAAAALLLLYYY COLD!
Kit: OK, restyling back to the way it used to be.
Yami: Oh, no.
Kit:ummm, thundera!
Yami: You shocked me with lightning! I could've DIED!
Yugi: Not really, youre kinda already dead.
Yami:.......is EVERYONE against me?!
A bunch of Yami fangirls: WE AREN'T! KIT! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!
Kit:THUNDERA!*shocks fan girls, and they leave* First of all, Yami, I did put your hair back the way it was, the fire and ice did NOTHING to it. Which is actually really annoying. You should be thanking me!
Maujinvader: I hate to tell you, but in a since you did do something NICE...
Kit: I know.....*sigh* what has gotten into me?! Nice? And to YAMI, of all people.
Yami:......he's right.
Maujinvader: AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? THE STALLING?! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
Kit: Hey, Meggie isn't that Josh?
Meggie: You mean your boyfriend?
Kit:I DON'T like him...JOSH!
Josh: Hey, Kit..... and I take it that you are trying to find your friends?
Kit: And what do you know?
Josh: I ain't telling you.
Kit: Uh-huh. *stare*
Josh: *stare*
Kit: *stare*
Josh:*stare*
Kit: *stare*
Josh:*stare*
Kit: *stare*
Josh:*stare*I won't tell-
Kit: Oh, really? Thund-
Josh: DON'T YOU DARE KILL ME!
Kit: Or what? You suck at defense, fighting of any kind, and you have no powers or anything.
Josh:........true, but....but I have something I know you can't defeat-
Kit: Ah bon?
Josh: I hate it when you speak french.
Kit: Well I didn't want to say 'oh, really' again and-
Josh: InuYashaisintownandlookingforyou.
Kit: No doubt to kill me for takin his jewel and giving it to Kikyo.
Josh: HE WILL KILL YOU!
Kit: He can't. And I have his cartoon name, as my nickname, SO-
Josh: Yeah, yeah so he can't hurt you.
Kit: Well, yeah....but, ya know dog-boy is always mad at me for one reason or another. So what's the point? I'm leaving. I always piss him off. Hey, it's fun.
Josh: And I'll just leave before you can kill me. *runs off*
Kit: Bye, loser!
Meggie: And how does he like you?
Kit: I don't know and don't care. Now, let's get go-
Bakura: Ah! We don't trust you to go anywhere without us. *chains her to Ryou and all the other real ppl to the cartoons*
Kit:Awww man.
Meggie: Freedom taker.
Maujinvader: I refuse to be tied up to Marik! I definitly will-
Marik: DDDIIIIEEEE!!!!
Maujinvader: See?! He's homicidal and he's going to kill us all!!! *strikes dramatic pose*
Kit: I agree.
Meggie + Kit: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
all other people: Huh?
Kit + Meggie: Inside joke.
Ryou: Alright Kit, move out!
Kit: *sarcasticaly* Oh, yeah, I'm a slave.....bum, bum!
Meggie + Kit: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! BOO BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meggie: lol! ^_______^
Yami: Huh?
Kit: Oh, forget it.
Yami: Live with the cards you delt, Kit.
Kit: Your wierd.
Meggie: I agree.
Kit: heh. But you gotta admit that was funny how we kept on agreeing and couldn't stop....we should save our friends.
Meggie: And exactly how mad is Dij gonna be that you didn't find her faster?
Kit: Incredibly....but you know I don't care.
Shaadi: And do you care about ANYTHING?
Bakura: <Or perhaps anyone?>
Kit: I care about somethings! Just not you cartoons, that's all....well and some people's feelings.
Bakura: <So much for that.>
Kit: C'mon Brit-boy! Move your-
Joey: I belive Bakura said no cussing.
All real: And WHO listens to HIM?!
Bakura: YOU! ALL OF YOU!!!
Ryou: Bakura, do I really have to be stuck with Kit?
Kit: Yeah! Do I have to be stuck with him?
Bakura: No more complaints!
Maujinvader: Well, I'm not moving!
Marik: OK, do as you wish.... I'm hurt!
Maujinvader: Please! Anyone want to swich?
all real: No.
Maujinvader: Well then Marik, say hello to my sith light-
Marik: You even try and I'll force you to be my mind slave.
Maujinvader: That really sucks!
Malik: Good luck.
Maujinvader: WHAT?! HE'S YOUR YAMI! CAN'T YOU TRY TO CONTROL HIM?!
Malik: Why bother?
Maujinvader: God, help me.
Kit: Yeah, yeah let the force be with ya. Now let's just go!
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MEGGIE'S POV:
And here we go again past that funky graveyard. Kill all the monster things...and as usual the cartoons are appalled at the way we do things. Yami is yelling at us about we should be asking them for help....yeah right! Why in hell would we do that? I mean it, what is going through his mind? If he even has one! "All of you get back here!" Yami is yelling and since Marik is right about to use his millennium rod....we will. "Yami! It's isn't anything but a scratch...not even a flesh wound!" Kit yells at him back. "So we got hurt...big deal! What did you think would happen?!" Maujinvader....if they aren't listening to Kit, they won't listen to any of us! Oh, man Kit....by the look on her face...she'll do something really, well, evil to the cartoons. HELL YA! I'm in!
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RYOU'S POV:
And here we go again with the yelling. This is all starting to give us lights a headache! Why can't they just take orders from us? I mean maby they wouldn't go risking their lives, not trusting our help, it's almost too much. How do the live?! Oh, well we are in my room. Yami is trying to think of some way to stop them if they don't obey them..some spell or somethin'. Why don't they just try to talk it out... WITHOUT yelling?! And to make matters worse my dad still thinks I love Bakura! I mean, sure I do, but we have to act like we aren't...he dosen't take kindly to....people like me. Wazzam! Uh-oh.... and it sounds like a door just opened, also. I think I'll go in that room Yami and Baura and.....Oh, lord!
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Ryou: LOOK AT THEM! THEY ARE CHIBIES?!
Malik: I am being hysterical!!!!!!
Yugi: What....the........-
Kit: So, you mean to tell me that Yami, Bakura, and Marik are chibies?! Oh! I see them........scarryy!! Well, you take care of them! They still act the same, just in chibi ways and even though I did baby-sitting, you should. They're your darker halves.
Yugi: What........the......-
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B akura:<GREAT! I'M IN A BASKET, WITH BLANKETS, PILLOWS, MARIK,.....AND YAMI!! And Ryou's dad is over... Kit and Bakura are making out...pretending that they don't see him. They're acting is actually....GOOD. But this is an oppertunity to good to miss! >*irritated* Oh, this isn't working for Ryou's dad....... maybe a little love spell on Kit could do the trick, hmm?
Yami: YOU WOULDN'T! <It's bad enough!>
Bakura: Shall I make her CCCCCRRRRRRAAAAAZZZZYYYYYYY about Ryou? Ah, this is going to be fun! Here we go....awwww.....wow.....whoah! And it seems Ryou...um....REALLY likes this makeout session.
Marik: You realize....Ryou's dad left? <He probably got freaked out, I know I am.>
Bakura: SO? This is called I get to break down Kit's ego....and torture the other real people. Plus, the other cartoons get to have a good time.....and we must tease all of the real people about this!
Marik: I'm in!
Yami: I suppose....if it breaks their ego.
Bakura: Oh, it will.
Ryou: I love you Kit.
Marik: Well, what are you going to-
Bakura: *evil grin* This'll be soooooooo funny. Too bad we can't reach the tape recorder....
Kit: And I lllllllllllooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeee you, Ryou.
Yami: You are going to kill her. And I like this.... I'd never thought I'd say this but, good plan, tomb robber.
Bakura: ^____^ THANKS!!! Wait a minute! HEY! What was that first part supposed to mean?!
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~KITTYCATZ(2)~