Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Comedy Crash ❯ Samara bashing ( Chapter 1 )

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Crazydude: Welcome to my fic!!! You've been warned!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's not even funny....

It is for me bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Just start the damn story.

grrrrrrrrrr!!!!


Story begins

YAAAAAY!!!!!! Goldfish!!!!! I win!!!!!! *jumps in the river to get a fish*

Wait! Yugi!!!!

Bakura: Just forget that little short ass.

Hey that's not nice!!!! You have to say a little short ass!

Bakura: *rolls his eyes* whatever......

Look!!! I have a fish in my pants!!! Wanna see?

NO!!!!! *covers his eyes* Please don't show us!!!! Have mercy!!!

Bakura: Heh I'd like to see...

OK! *begins to unzip his pants*

Bakura: Wait you fucked child!!!!!!! I was joking!!!!!


Then all of a sudden a well apears and Samara comes out


Yugi: Yaaaaay!!!!! It's Santa Claus!!!!!

Bitch, I am not Santa!

I think she's my t.v repair man....

Bakura: She's a woman!!!!!!!!....................I think........

Maybe she's like Ranma 1/2!!!!!!

Bakura: You know whats wrong with that theory of yours Yugi?

What then?

Bakura: HER FUK'N HAIR IS COVERING HER FACE!!!!!!!

WHEEEE!!!! I FOUND CHEESE!!!!

You fools I am here to kill you all!!! My name is Samara!!!

See! I told you she was Santa!!!!

Wait is it 5:00 'o clock??? Yes it is!!!! *does his 5:00' o clock dance*

Bakura: *watches* what the fuk?

Samara will you marry me?

Hell no!!!!

Yaaaay!!! The she'll marry me!!!

No I will not!!!!!

*begins to cry*

Don't worry Yugi I'll marry you!!!! (yeh I know a little over board well too bad)

YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

Bakura:.................you are all such assholes

Thanks!!

That's it!!!! I had enough!!!!!! I quit! Plus I always wanted to be a chef....

0.o......

Bakura: Wait!!!!!! Samara we should get married!!!!! We're both dead bitches who love to kill!!!!!!

That's it!!!! I HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're mean!!!!

Yeah!!!! you're not invited to our wedding!!!!!!

AAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU ALL ARE SUCH FUKS!!!!!!! *jumps in her well*

Bakura: WAIT!!!! I LOVE U!!!!! MARRY ME BITCH!!!! *jumps in after her*

the well..

What r u DOING HERE??????

Bakura: Didn't I just tell you that I love you bitch!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! *runs out of the well*

Hey look it's Santa!!!!

No it's my t.v repair man!!!!

That's it!!! You're fuk'n going down my well!

Wheeeee!!!! Do we go on a ride!!!

NO!

I wanna go on the roller coaster!!!

Bitch!!!! We're not going there!!!!

Then the tilt-o-wheel?

Roller Coaster?

Ferris Wheel?

Roller Caoster?

We're not goin to an amusement park!!!!!!!!!!!!

But you didn't know my other guess!

is?

Roller Coaster!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHH! FUK!!! *jumps back in her well*

Bakura: Hey babe

That's it!!! I'm calling my lawyer!!!


Yeah that was short but the next chapter will be a bit longer...

YOU!!!!

*scared* what did I do?????

YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!!!!! I'LL KILL U!!!!!

*turns samara into an underwear* yup gotta love the author's power!!!!

There's my underwear!!!! *runs away with it* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Call the ambulance!!!!!!

Why?

I got a splinter!!!!!! *runs around crying*

Well uh bye....Yugi shut up....