Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ DOOM Group goes to Highschool! ❯ Saint Patrick's Day Special! ( Chapter 20 )

Top of the mornin' to ye all! Happy Saint Patrick's Day! ^-^ I haven't had time to update `DOOM Group goes to Highschool' lately, sorry `bout that.. But I'm updating it now! It's a Saint Patrick's day special! (Which means this chapter in no way has anything to do with the storyline ^^;;) Words to my reviewers:

 

SGM92734389256: I won't stop writing it. Glad you like the story!

 

Lily Fairy: Update soon? I'll try.

 

Darkrose 17: Why don't I like Te'a? So many reasons… She is too cheerful for one.. I'd list all the reasons, but that would take too long.

 

Alonegirl: I made you cry..? Whoops. ^^;;

 

Yenchna and Kentuski: Awww, why you give Yugi cockroaches?

 

Yugi: ;~; Admit it, you hate me!

 

Valon: Yup, she hates you. And no problem! If you want anymore evil advice to destroy Yugi, I know everything about it!

 

Me: GET OUT OF MY SPOT OF THE STORY!!!

 

Yugi & Valon: -scuttle away-

 

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me, neither does Puffy AmiYumi, or Kirby. Only my Sims game.

 

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Dartz: Happy Saint Patrick's day, everyone!

 

Raphael: -_-;; Why did you invite all these people to our Head Quarters, Master?

 

Dartz: BECAUSE I DID!!

 

Bandit Keith: Cool! I have my soul!!

 

Raphael: Don't get used to it, Keith. Only for this chapter.

 

Joey: -in Irish accent- Do ye happen to know where the john is?

 

Raphael: Over there.. -points to a conveniently placed cliff-

 

Joey: Ooh!! Okay, thanks! -runs off cliff- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

 

Yugi: Wowww! This place sure is neat! I want a hamburger!

 

Allister: -hands Yugi a green burger- Eat up, hehehe.

 

Yugi: Um.. Should the burger being green worry me in any way? o.0

 

Allister: Nooooo, their special burgers just for today!

 

Valon: Special my arse! (had to put that in ^_^) That burger is moldy, dude!

 

Tristan: This place needs music! -goes to a boom box and puts in a CD-

 

CD: Hi hi Puffy AmiYumi show! Anything is possible!

 

Tristan: O_O Wrong one!

 

Seto: Bwahaha! Taylor listens to Puffy AmiYumi!!! -points and laughs-

 

Pegasus: Kaiba-boy, who doesn't listen to Puffy AmiYumi?

 

Bandit Keith: Look! I made an origami leprechaun! ^_^

 

Pegasus: Ooh! Hello Keith! ^.~

 

Duke: AAAAAAAH! I CAN'T STAND THE GAYNESS!!

 

Te'a: Not to put you down, but in the actual story, you act like your in love with Dartz.

 

Bandit Keith: I got Irish beer! -pours a whole bunch of beer into a punch bowl- ^_^ Beer is open to the public!

 

Valon: Sweet! -gets a cup of beer-

 

Yugi: -clings to Valon's leg- Noo! Beer is bad for you!! It shortens your life!! Don't drink it!!

 

Valon: Yugi, you know I don't like you like that!

 

Yugi: -stops clinging- I'm serious, don't drink beer!

 

Valon: Look, there's Kirby!

 

Yugi: Kirby? Where?! -runs off in different direction-

 

Dartz: I'm gonna go change my shirt!

 

Duke: Can I watch?!

 

Dartz: Um.. Maybe later… -walks up stairs-

 

Duke: T.T

 

Te'a: ^-^ You can get him extremely drunk, then he will forget he has common sense and…

 

Duke: WHOA! Te'a, I can't believe your suggesting that! Aren't you all about friendship?!

 

Te'a: Screw friendship, in 20 years your friend comes to your house when their broke and have no house and mooch on you because they are too lazy to get a job themselves!

 

Duke: @_@ Okay.

 

Bakura: -sighs- Joey's life must be so traumatizing.. His dad is always getting trashed…

 

Raphael: Well aren't you a ray of sunshine!

 

Bandit Keith: Your no better, Angel. Your always crying about how your family died.

 

Raphael: I'M NOT A ^%$*(@ ANGEL!!!

 

Bandit Keith: Tell that to your wings.

 

Pegasus: Ooh, do you like wings, Keith?! I can grow some!

 

Bandit Keith: Uh…

 

Pegasus: Don't tell me your into this other man!

 

Bandit Keith: EW! NO! I'm not into men, period.

 

Pegasus: Surely you jest. Oh well, I can always go for my second option, Kaiba-boy.

 

Seto: -coughs up some of his beer- Excuse me?!

 

Pegasus: Well why else do you think I was after Kaiba Corp.?

 

Marik: So you could try and revive your dead wife?

 

Pegasus: Oh heavens no! It was so Kaiba-boy would go after me so he could get Kaiba Corp. back. It was all perfectly planned so I could see him!

 

Bandit Keith: That's sick. You guys are who knows how many years apart!

 

Allister: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE MY SETO!!!

 

Pegasus: Very well! I have a third option! Duke Devlin!

 

Tristan: You gotta wonder how many options he's got.

 

Duke: No way pal! I only got eyes for one!

 

Dartz: -walks down the stairs in a green shirt that says `Kiss me I'm Irish'-

 

Duke: -runs up to Dartz and kisses him-

 

Dartz: What was that for?!

 

Duke: Your shirt told me too!

 

Raphael: I told him getting that shirt was a bad idea, but did he listen? Noooooooooooo! People think I'm crazy!! But I'm not! I'm nottttttttttt!

 

Pegasus: Ooh, beer!

 

Yami: -takes over for Yugi- Beer! Suh-weet! -downs whatever is in the bowl-

 

Bandit Keith: Uh.. Yami.. That might get you drunk. Irish beer is strong.

 

Yami: -hic- I don't know what -hic- -falls over-

 

Valon: -helps him up- You alright, mate?

 

Yami: Oh Valon!! I love you! -kisses Valon-

 

Valon: o.o;; Uh.. I'm flattered?

 

Yami: Let'sh get married.

 

Valon: No!

 

Yami: You'd do it if I were Yugi!! T.T You hate me!

 

Valon: I wouldn't do it even if it were Yugi.

 

Yami: -suddenly offended- OH! OH! YOU DID NOT JUST DISS YUGI!

 

Valon: Er…

 

Yami: -^^- But it's alright, since I love you anyway!

 

Valon: Um…

 

Yami: -snuggles up really close to Valon-

 

Pegasus: There goes my fourth option.

 

Valon: What about Yami Bakura? No one knows what could have happened the second he took your eye. >u<

 

Tristan: Eww! I don't wanna think about that!

 

Yami Bakura: Nothing happened after I did that. Well, I took his collection of Funny Bunny comics to give Bakura, that's it. Oh, and fangirls… -wink-

 

Pegasus: Damn! There goes my fifth option! Where's Mako Tsunami?

 

Mako: No way! Everyone knows my secret plan to get my way to Joey's heart!

 

Joey: -jumps up from cliff- Whaaaat?!

 

Mako: ^^;; Well would you look at the time, I gotta go fishing!! -runs out of Head Quarters-

 

Valon: If you snuggle any more Yami, your going to suffocate me with your hair so close to my face.

 

Yugi: -takes over- Huh? Why am I so close to Valon?

 

Te'a: Aww, go for it Yugi!

 

Tristan: Aren't you all in love with Yugi?, what's going on?!

 

Te'a: I don't like Yugi like that! Ewww!

 

Tristan: Uh..

 

Te'a: Everyone knows I love Hanasaki!

 

Joey: Poor Hanasaki never made it to the TV..

 

Yugi: Valon, why am I snuggling with you? EW! YOU DIDN'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING, DID YOU?!

 

Valon: Blame the stupid Pharaoh, he's the one who snuggled.

 

Pegasus: -walks to Dartz- Hmm. Your pretty cute!

 

Dartz: Uh… Thanks.

 

Pegasus: Wanna be my boyfriend?

 

Duke: -steps in front of Dartz- THAT DOES IT!! I LOOKED UP TO YOU, WISHED I COULD BE AS SUCCESSFUL AS YOU ARE, I EVEN HAD A POSTER OF YOU ON MY BEDROOM CEILING!! BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER!!! YOU BLEW IT WHEN YOU FLIRTED WITH DARTZ!!!!!!! DIE! -throws a die in Pegasus's eye socket-

 

Pegasus: AHH! MY EYE SOCKET!! -runs out of Head Quarters, falls into the ocean that surrounds it-

 

Bandit Keith: Anyone wanna play the four leaf clover game?

 

Te'a: What's that?

 

Bandit Keith: I made lots of origami four leaf clovers, and we each take one. Now each one matches another one, who ever gets matching ones have to kiss!

 

Raphael: … That is fun how?

 

Bandit Keith: Because it is! Trust me, this is how I scored past girlfriends!

 

Raphael: -_-

 

Everyone decided to play and each took clovers

 

Allister: YESSS! Mine and Seto's match!! -kisses Seto-

 

Seto: -kisses back-

 

Bandit Keith: GET A ROOM!!

 

Seto: Fine, we will!! -walks into a room with Allister-

 

Mokuba: -has randomly appeared- Where did they go?

 

Miruko: -has also randomly appeared- Probably to talk about work or something.

 

Valon: Yeah, `talk'.

 

Miruko: Well would you look at that! Mine matches Mokuba's!

 

Mokuba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -runs away-

 

Miruko: Come back! -chases after him-

 

Yugi: o.o;; Should we worry that Miruko is just a kid?

 

Marik: EWWIE! Mine matches Odion's!!!

 

Odion: Ahem. I don't want my first kiss to be with my brother.

 

Marik: Hey Te'a, wanna trade?

 

Te'a: Sure. -trades with Marik-

 

Because I don't want Odion/Te'a imagery in your or my head, imagine Yugi on one of those little kid rides at they have at stores.

 

Marik: Let's see who Te'a would have kissed.. AHHH! JOEY'S WORSE!!

 

Mako: -storms into the Head Quarter's and picks up Joey and storms off-

 

Duke: YAY! I got Dartz!!

 

Dartz: Oh joy..

 

Duke: ^_^ I feel all my dreams have come true! -kisses Dartz-

 

Dartz: -kisses back-

 

Tristan: I don't have anyone to kiss.. T.T

 

Bandit Keith: Deal with it!

 

Yugi: I wonder who's clover matches mine?! ….. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

 

Valon: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

 

Raphael: I can take a guess..

 

Yugi: I guess it could be worse.

 

Te'a: -readies camera-

 

Yugi: -kisses Valon-

 

Valon: … -kisses back-

 

Te'a: -snaps a picture-

 

Valon: Great, now Te'a has a picture!

 

Te'a: E-bay here I come! -goes to find a computer-

 

Duke: Say… If the rest of have already kissed Bandit Keith…

 

Bandit Keith: What..?

 

Duke: -laughs like a maniac, as does everyone else-

 

Raphael: -_-;; What is so funny??

 

Yugi: -tearing up due to laughter-

 

Bandit Keith: Should we call the ward?

 

Raphael: Probably.

 

Bandit Keith: ….. NO!

 

Raphael: What?

 

Bandit Keith: No, anything but him!! Where's Bakura?!

 

Yugi: He went to go read some Funny Bunny comics back at his house.

 

Bandit Keith: I don't wanna kiss him!!!

 

Raphael: ….? …. EW!

 

Bandit Keith: Yucky!!

 

Valon: You're the one who suggested the game, follow the rules.

 

Bandit Keith: ……… -kisses Raphael-

 

Valon: HA! Now remember the rules, other person has to kiss back! AHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Raphael: -kisses back-

 

Bandit Keith: I'm gonna be sick! -runs to bathroom-

 

Raphael: If any of you laugh about this, your dead.

 

Dartz: o.o;;;

 

Te'a: I GOT 10,000 DOLLARS ON E-BAY FOR THE PICTURE!!

 

Valon: Too bad you just missed Raphael and Bandit Keith!

 

Te'a: WHAT?! NOOOO! DAMMIT!

 

Dartz: ^^;; I say that should about wrap up this crazy party..

 

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^^;;; Well did you like it? I hope so. Err.. The game that Bandit Keith suggested, err.. Yeah. Sorry if none of you liked that, I was laughing the whole time though. xD Anyway, I thought I would give Te'a a new personality for this chapter, just for kicks. And if you don't know who Hanasaki is, in the manga, he is one of Yugi's friends. Next chapter will hopefully be up before my birthday (26th) But I can't promise anything, my computer is a bit wonky at the moment, so I'm using my mom's computer, which I don't really work on too much because it is harder to type for some odd reason. `Til next time, bye!