Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Everyone is going crazy ❯ more turtles and the idiot ( Chapter 2 )

Sakiya: YAY!! I GOT A REVIEW!!! *gives plushie to reviewer* YAY! You're my new favorite reviewer! … Cause you're the only one! ^-^ Love ya new reviewer!

Bakura: Yeah….sure you do.

Sakiya: What? I do! At least they like what I write. Unlike you.

Bakura: I never said I didn't like it.

Sakiya: You don't have to say it. It just shows. *pulls out hockey stick*

Bakura: Meep…..

Sakiya: ^^

Seto: Not again….. Anyways, she owns nothing.

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Ryou: No, things like this shouldn't happen everyday. Before you know it, everyone's going to have something bad happen to them.

Bakura: ……Cool.

Ryou: No! Not cool!

Bakura: Prove me wr- *gets cut off by a loud girly scream* What the hell?

*Bandit Keith comes running towards the two with a paper bag over his head.*

B.K. (bandit Keith): NOOOOOO!!!! AHHHHH!!!!

Bakura: What's your problem stupid mortal?

B.K.: You won't believe it!

Ryou: Believe what?

B.K.: What *sniffle* happened!

Bakura: Oh great. He's crying about it. That's always a good sign. *sees "Ninja Turtles" outside* Well…. I guess that's a good sign too.

Ryou: What happened to you Keith?

B.K.: I can't tell you! *cry*

Ryou: Sure you can. It's all right.

B.K.: Okay….. Well…. It all started off this morning when I got up-

Bakura: Okay okay. We didn't ask for your life story.

Ryou: *elbows Bakura* Please continue Keith.

B.K.: *nods* Well. I got up and decided to go ahead and take my shower. Well first thing on the 'bad day' list. When I slid the shower door shut, I shut it on my-

Bakura: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!

B.K.: Okay I'll skip ahead. (A/n: XD That's funny to me) I combed my hair and then I went to go get my bandanna. Well when I was looking for it I slid and hit my-

Bakura: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH! Here's your freakin' bandanna! *throws bandanna at Keith*

B.K.: YAY! *starts squealing like a girl* *skips off happily*

Bakura: Remind me to never talk to him again.

Ryou: But I was the one-

Bakura: I SAID never let me talk to him again.

Ryou: ooookay.

*Meanwhile at the park*

Marik (not the evil yami Marik): Ah. Finally. A nice day with no interruptions.

*"Ninja Turtles" enter park looking for evil*

L. Yugi (Leonardo): Hi Marik! Have you seen any evil?

Marik: O.o …….No.

D. Pegasus (Donatello): Well Leonardo, shall we continue our search?

L. Yugi: Yup! Lets go turtles!

*They leave like idiots*

Marik: Well that was…… stupid.

Bakura: Tell me about it….

Marik: When did you get here?

Bakura: Just now.

Marik: Oh…… What do you want?

Bakura: I've got an idea…..

Marik: And what's that?

Bakura: See the girl over there? *points at Tea*…………… Wait a fuckin' second. She died not to long ago…

Marik: What about Tea?

Bakura: Well….. I'm planning something evil. And you're going to help me.

Marik: …. What's in it for me?

Bakura: You get to hurt the authoress.

Sakiya: Hey! I'm not to be mentioned!

Bakura: Shut up! Anyways that what's in it for you.

Marik: Sounds good.

Sakiya: Gack! *leaves*

Bakura: Come. I'll show you the plan.

*They go to Bakura's hideout. Which is under a park bench*

Marik: This is stupid….

Bakura: Shut up. I'm having insurance problems.

Marik: -.-

Bakura: Anyways here's the plan. *whispers plan*

Marik: Sounds okay I guess.

Bakura: Good lets go.

*They "Sneak out" of the hideout. Getting strange looks from other people*

Tea: Ah. It's so nice today!

*She suddenly gets bound and gagged.*

Bakura: What the hell? Someone beat us to her!

Marik: Ra dammit!

*meanwhile out on the streets*

M. Weevil: I wonder why our arch nemises hasn't attacked us yet….

R. Roba: Yes that is strange. Usually the Shredder has attacked by now….

???: Heeeeeeelp!!!!

L Yugi: Alright turtles! Finally some action!

*so the turtles go into action, finding the scream to be none other than the Shredders trick. Or so they think*

L. Yugi: Ah ha! We have finally found you Shredder! Now you will pay! TURTLES ATTACK!!!

Shredder: but- wait-!

*Turtles slaughter the shredder*

L Yugi: Now to unmask the Shredder.

*all the turtles look hopeful*

D. Pegasus: Oh my word! All this time our arch nemesis was

All: TEA!

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Sakiya: Well it's not the best but-

Bakura: NO! I WANTED TO KILL HER!

Sakiya: Calm down! Maybe next time!

Marik: Better be!

Sakiya: oO

Seto: I told you, you shouldn't let them work together.

Sakiya: *hides behind seto* Well R&R peoples! GIVE ME IDEAS!!!

Bakura: I NEED TO KILL!