Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ General Yugioh Fanfic #1781 Deluxe Edition! ❯ Kaiba Did What? ( Chapter 1 )

RC: Ok, First off, I like to tell you I'm not affiliated with Yu-gi-oh in ANY WAY! Now let's start the fanfic.

Narrator: It starts with Yugi going to school and a new student Bob wants to talk to him.

Bob: Hello.

Bakura: AHHH CRAPPY FANFIC THINGY! DIE! *stabs Bob*

Bob: *dies*

RC: This isn't one of THOSE crappy ones. Now let's start the REAL fanfic.

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Narrator: Yugi, Yami, Ryou and Bakura are having a team duel.

Yami: ... Got any threes?

Bakura: You idiot, we're playing Duel Monsters, not Go Fish!

Yami: *shifty eyes* I knew that, I was just testing you guys... I fold.

Yugi: ... You're not my brightest moment.

Yami: WOW! THERE'S TWO JOKERS! ^_^

Ryou: Let's just continue.

Bakura: I play “Knife of Ultimate Doom”

Ryou: You just made that up.

Bakura: Oh yeah. *pulls knife out of pocket and lunges at Yami*

Yami: I like this game. ^_^

Ryou: Stop that or I'll have you revoked!

Bakura: I've been revoked hundreds of times what makes you think this time won't be different?

Ryou: ... I'll bring you to a church.

Bakura: O_O I'll be good!

 

Yugi: … Wow, I can't believe you actually have the ability to control Bakura?

Ryou: It's easy, I just have threaten him every now and then…

Yugi: O_O

Ryou: I'm just kidding! ^_^'

Yugi: You sure… It would explain a lot…

Yami: Like the fact he's from England?

Ryou: I'm not English...

Yami: Then what are you saying now? Huh… I win! ^_^

Ryou: No Yami, I'm speking Tribok, and it's completely coincidental to English in every possible way…

Yami: O_O WHAT!?

Yugi: -_-` I envy you Ryou…

Ryou: Why!?

Bakura: Hey can I continue stabbing things now?

Yugi: What? Yea sure go ahead

Yami: Why are you looking at me Bakura?

Bakura: *slowly walks over with a knife*

*Kaiba walks in with that coat that defys gravity*

Kaiba: I DID IT!

Bakura: AHH! *drops knife into his foot* DAMN! T_T

Yami: What did you do?

Kaiba: ... I'm not going to tell you.

Yami: Pleeeeeeeeeeease

Kaiba: No

Yami: I'll be your friend...

Kaiba: Nobody wants to be your friend. Come on Mokuba we're leaving.

Ryou: Where did he come from?

Mokuba: Coming Seto! ^_^

*A jetpack falls out of Seto's coat*

Kaiba: Oh No! It happened!

*Kaiba's coat starts dragging on the ground*

Kaiba: Awww crap.

Mokuba: I'll wash that when we get home.

Bakura: ... I could've been Kaiba's slave child, but NOOOO! A certain someone stopped me. *looks at Tristan who also comes out of nowhere with Joey and Tea*

Joey, Tea, and Tristan: Hey Guys.

Yami: AHHHHHH! GHOSTS ARE CALLING ME! *runs around in circles*

Ryou: *watching Yami run around* Wow… it's almost hypnotic!

Bakura: *sticks his arm out and hits Yami*

Yami: Oww…

Ryou: That was nice of you sticking out your arm like that.

Bakura: My knife was in my hand.

Yami: Uh oh, I'm leaking. T_T

Joey: ... Right, me Tea and Tristan were going to sneak into Kaiba's lab to see what sort of thingy he did.

Tea: I heard he mad a whole new series of Yugi- I mean Duel Monster cards.

Tristan: I heard he set his VCR clock!

All: Wow!

Yugi: We gotta see this!

Yami: What… lunch?

Joey: No we're going to Kaiba's lab to find out what he did, weren't u listening.

Yami: No, I was trying to make a strategy… I play the Dark Magician in attack mode!

Tea: Even I know you can't do that!

Yami: We're playing Duelist Kingdom rules!!! ^_^

Yugi: Umm, Yami… you just killed yourself…

Yami: No, I only use Ring of Destruction on Bakura's Masked Beast…

All: -_-`

Bakura: Fool, you had 500 LP left!

Yami: … I win ^_^

Yugi: …

Bakura: …

Ryou: …

Tristan: Wow, you're pretty stupid.

Yugi: Tristan! You don't say it out loud!

Bakura: Yea, we do it behind your back after you mesed up a perfectly good plan to become rich and be a slave for all eternity but NOO!!! You had to be you and throw the Millenium Ring out the window and into a swap!!! I STAYED THERE FOR SO LONG!!! >.<

Others: O_O

Yugi: Ok, that's a little too personal for me…

Yami: Wow, this is a funny story… ^_^

Bakura: I should drown you in your own blood…

Yami: That's not nice…

Tea: Can we just go now!

Joey: Just let me get drunk… be right back! ^_^

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One hour later

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Joey: … I forgot where the beer is… -_-

Yugi: Joey… it's not beer, its apple juice…

Joey: Damn! T_T

Bakura: Ooo, Joey said a bad word. ^_^

Tea: Can we go now!?

Yami: Does anyone know where Kaiba's lab is!?

All: …

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RC: Well, that's the first chapter what will happen when they go to see what Kaiba did. Did Kaiba do something, is the security to tight, If Kaiba did set his VCR... will he show me ^_^ '? All this and more coming up on the next chapter.