Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ General Yugioh Fanfic #1781 Deluxe Edition! ❯ Yami Busters ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

RC: I LOVE YOU PEOPLE GIVING ME REVIEWS LIKE THAT ^_^!!!!
Bakura: Why is it that I have to run it from the outside!?
RC: You'll find out in this or the next chapter.
Bakura: TELL ME NOW!
RC: I can't the readers will lose interest.
Bakura: That's it! *stabs RC*
RC: *falls to ground* Now who's going to right the fanfiction?
Bakura: Why can't I? I'll call it: “Tristan's Adventures through the Windshield glass”
RC: Actually, I think I'm ok!
Bakura: Darn it!
Ryou: Man Bakura, you really hold a grudge
Bakura: ... Weren't you in the game?
Ryou: OH YEAH O_O! *runs away and hides under the coffee table*
RC: ... OK, let's just start the chapter.
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Narrator: The 5 chosen people, Yami, Yugi, Tea, Joey, and Ryou have entered the game and everything's going normal.
Yugi: Neat, we get these cool guns and stuff.
Yami: *continuously fires gun* NEAT, I'M SHOOTING STUFF! ^_^
Tea: What's the point of this game anyway?
Kaiba's voice: Time to kill the one everyone hates the most in the game called: YAMI BUSTERZ!
Yami: I'm famous! ^_^
Joey: Wait, doesn't that mean we have to kill Yami?
Ryou: There's probably and AI Yami.
*Yami pops out of a window*
AI Yami: Look at me I'm so big because I'M FARO!
Joey: They even got the subtitles to sound like Kaiba's version of Yami.
AI Yami: *falls out of window*
Yami: O_O I remember that!
---Flashback---
Yami: Wow, look at the view!
Kaiba: *shoves Yami off out the window and into a dumpster* HAHAHAHA! I'm writing that one down!
---end---
Tea: *starts shooting Yami* DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEE!
Yami: Uh oh, I'm virtually leaking!
Tea: Oops! Sorry Yami, I was aiming for the AI Yami!
Yami: T_T Nobody wants to talk to me! *runs away*
Ryou: Yami come back!
Yugi: We have to find him, Joey and I go left, and Tea and You will go right, Ok?
All 3: Right!
Yugi: No Joey, Go Left!
Joey: Right, left.
Yugi: STOP CONFUSING ME AND FOLLOW ME!
Joey: O_O ... Ok.
*** Yugi and Joey ***
Joey: So where did he go?
Yugi: That's what we're trying to figure out!
Joey: Oh.
*Yami comes out from a trash can*
Joey: There you are Yami!
Yami: MUST BE STUPID! HURT PLAYER! *spits at Joey*
Joey: AHH!
Game: YOU LOST 1 LIFE!
Yugi: It's an AI *starts shooting at Yami*
AI Yami: I'm right here though! I just shot player 3, JOEY WHEELER!
Joey: *stares at Yami* Ewwww!
Yami: Sorry, I thought I was an AI Yami. What does AI stand for? I think it's Super Powered ^_^
Yugi: ... *shakes his head* Come on we have to find the others!
Yami: *shoots an AI Yami* AHH! I SHOT MYSELF! O_O
Narrator: They meet up at the center of the game's last level
Kaiba's Voice: NOW FOR THE FINAL BOSS! You're now being acquired with a Neutron Blast Phaser Gun
(///RC: *laugh*... Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon\\\)
Kaiba's Voice: Yami, Yugi and Joey fuse to become THE WEAKEST DUELIST IN THE WORLD!
Tea and Ryou: *laughing hysterically*
Yugi: I feel insulted.
Joey: Just wait until I get a piece of him
Yami: I'm even FAMOUSER!!! ^_^
TWDITW: I PLAY Thousand Eyes Idol IN ATTACK MODE HAHAHAHA!
Tea: Everyone, shoot its eyes!
All: *keep shooting eyes until the card is destroyed*
Yugi: Yami! YOU HAVE TO SHOOT ITS DECK!
Yami: *kicking its boot* Oh ^_^! *shoots its deck*
TWDITW: NOOOOOOO! *dies*
Kaiba's voice: Congratulations, YOU WIN!
All: YAY!!!
-Outside the game-
Bakura: *sleeping*
RC: Wake up! *takes rod*
Rod: *pokes Bakura's face*
Bakura: I'M AWAKE O_O!
Announcement: This is Kaiba speaking! You have snuck into my lab and played this game, I'm now coming with the police to put you under arrest!
Bakura: O_O *frantically pushes the soul in game eject button* COME ON!!!!
*A door opens and someone steps in*
Bakura: OH NO IT'S YOU!
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RC: What a place to end the chapter eh? (I'm Canadian ^_^) Who is it? Did the soul get ejected in time? Can you go on the internet with that thing? Find out in the next chapter!