Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ General Yugioh Fanfic #1781 Deluxe Edition! ❯ Yugi Yami Kaiba Mokuba ( Chapter 9 )

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RC: Ok, let me get this straight... We all got shot with a huge rocket barrage, and we are somehow still alive?

Mokuba: That's the case.

RC: I also hear you have the biggest supply of chicken in the world?

Mokuba: Yep, even more than Turkey.

RC: Well, you just need to sign your name and you'll be my legal little brother.

Mokuba: Cool. ^_^

Kaiba: *single tear drops from his eye*

RC: O_O I hear crying!

*To be continued*

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Narrator: We left our heroes after they were hit with rockets and they all got separated.

Yugi, Yami, Mokuba, and Kaiba

Yugi: Uhh, is everyone ok?

Mokuba: I make it all go boom. ^_^

Kaiba: Good job, does my little Mokuba want a cookie?

Mokuba: Well, yea. I did it for the cookie, not for you.

Kaiba: Oh… I see. *maniacal look*

Yami: You ok Kabie?

Kaiba: Don't call me that.

Yami: Why?

Kaiba: DO you really think I will explain myself to you?

Yami: … Good point.

Yugi: Ok, we need to find the others.

Kaiba: Who died and made you queen?

Yugi: … Mr. Stanley the old milk man.

Kaiba: Oh yeah, I put him in the chamber of fire after he gave me 99.9% of the bottle. He

burned like a… thing that burns a lot in fire.

Yami: You killed Mr. Stanley! O_O

Kaiba: No, the third degree burns did.

Yami: Oh ok.

Yugi: We really need to co-… I'M NOT A QUEEN!

Kaiba: Took you long enough.

Mokuba: Hehehe, RC called the plane a bus.

(///RC: Grrrrr… How dare he make an awkward statement against me\\\)

Kaiba: That's right, he did.

All: *laughing*

(///RC: *dieing a little inside*\\\)

Yugi: *gone*

Yami: Where's Yugi? T_T

Mokuba: He said that he'd go looking for the others.

Kaiba: Good riddance!

Yami: *gone*

Mokuba: *gone*

Those Damn higher ups: *still conquering the land*

(Like the judgemasters ^_^)

Kaiba: *still here* … I'm getting a beer.

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In Toronto

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Yugi: Where's Kaiba?

Yami: Where's kitty?

Mokuba: … *stares at Yami*

Yugi: Stop talking about the damn kitty, the kitty isn't real.

Yami: But, I spent so much time talking to him on MSN. T_T

Yugi: … That's Tea's screen name.

Mokuba: Oh yeah, I sent her a virus. ^_^ It was funny at the time, but then Seto clamed it

as his and ruined my fun.

Yami: … Can I ha-

Yugi: Grandpa's allergic.

Yami: What ever happened to him?

Yugi: He stays in his room, dueling the wall.

Mokuba: What's the record?

Yugi: 5-3-1

Mokuba: 3 losses?

Yugi: He always plays the stupid Yata-Garasu and he losses with lock.

Mokuba: You know the only way to stop it is to [censored out by the damned higher ups].

Yugi: Wow, that's so useful. ^_^

Yami: Now I can beat all my friends. ^_^

Mokuba: What about the draw?

Yugi: Stroke.

Mokuba: Oh.

*dramatic pause*

Kaiba: *enters* Hi everyone. ^_^

Others: … Hi?

Kaiba: Ooo, I love you all ever so much. I don't care about your lifestyle choice Yugi, its

okay with me ¬_¬.

Yugi: … Thanks?

Kaiba: Everyone, remember this one simple thing… Farehhagah. *faints*

Others: …

Mokuba: Why is Seto acting so weird?

Yugi: Umm, he's currently incapacitated due to intoxication.

Yami: He's wasted! ^_^

Mokuba: Seto drinks? T_T

Yugi: … Well, it will explain a lot, like thinking he'll beat me in a real duel.

Yami: Or shove me off random things, laughing, and writing it down.

Mokuba: ???

Yugi: Never mind.

Mokuba: No.

Yami: Ok, that didn't work.

Kaiba: Wy havent yu sent fur help?

Mokuba: Because your not in any sort of danger.

Kaiba: I got hit by a car…

Yami: Really, we were too busy explaining to Mokuba on how…

Yugi: Oh my god! O_O Call 911!

*1 hour later*

Yami: Then you said you got hit by a car, then I said…

Mokuba: Where's the ambulance?

Yugi: It'll be here any minute.

*Another hour later*

Yami: Then I said that you said you got hit by a car, then I said…

Mokuba: Yugi! T_T

Yugi: Any minute now…

*Any minute later*

Mokuba: Yay, It's here! ^_^

All: *enter ambulance*

Yami: Then I said that you said that I said that you said, that I said that you said you got

hit by a car, then I said…

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RC: Well, there's another chapter done, why did I stop saying the questions at the

end of the chapters again? Aww, I don't remember. -_-