Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Jo-Sh-Ua! ❯ Kaji Vs. Bug Boy ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Kaji: Hey peeps I am back and to answer your question Yami I cloned myself so I can be in my story and with you guys

Yami: Ah ok, can we start the story now ?

Kaji: No first I must get someone toreamd the disclaimer and then torture you guys but first ::gives everyone gift:: Merry Chirstmas!

Yugi: ::ripped out his package and pulls out of it a big tub of hairgel:: Hairgel all right ::puts gel in his hair and makes himself look like Johnny Bravo:: do the monkey ::puts on a pair of black sunglasses::

Kaji: right.....

Yami: ::opens his and brings 10 packs of Magic Ruler pack:: Thanks Kaji ::starts opening them::

Kaji: No prob Yami

Joey: I bet I got something cool ::rips opens his gift and pulls out a bone:: ummm thanks

Kaji: I can't see you don't like it I'll give you.... ::snaps fingers and the bone becomes a Red-Eyes Black Dragon Plushie::

Joey: wow thanks :hugs plushie::

Tristan: ::opens his gift and pulls out a new black trechcoat and pulls it on:: look I'm Neo ::holds up a fake gun::

Seto: ::opens his gift puts his hand in:: OWWCHH!!! ::pulls out his hand and a Blue Eyes Toon Dragon is bit onto his hand:: thanks Kaji.. ::pulls it off his hand, puts a leash on it and ties the leash to a couch::

Kaji: I knew you would like him ::smilies::

Mai: let see what I got...... ::unwraps her huge gift, it was a life size plush of a Harpie Lady:: Awwwwww this is so cool ::hugs it:: thank you Kaji

Kaji: I knew you would like it Mai

Ryou: ::opens his gift and pulls out a book called "How To Control Your Yami" and starts reading it:: I needed this Thanks

Kaji: That is why I got it

Yami Bakura: ::Opens his gift and pulls out & fake plastic Millennium Items that squeak:: Joy...now I can play fake take over the world yay

Kaji: Now that I have given everyone their gifts its time for the Disclaimer! ::pulls a piece of paper out of a hat:: and the winner is.......Mai!

Mai: ::still hugging her Harpie lady plushie:: Kaji Yotoei a.k.a. Josh Poole does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! but he wishes he did and Merry Chirstmas

"thinking"

~Yugi talking to Yami and vice versea~

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Jo-Sh-Ua! Chapter 2:

Bug boy Vs. Kaji

Voice: Hey Yugi !

::everyone turns around to see Wevill Underwood, arms folds around his chest::

Wevill: Are you going to duel me or not ? ::smirked:::

Yami: ~Yugi, I know your angry at Wevill about your Exdoia card but let Kaji duel for you I want to see how good he~

Yugi: ~ok spirit but he had better be good~ I am not doing to duel you Wevill, but he ::points to Kaji:: take my place

Me: What ?! why do want me to duel for you ?

Wevill: Yeah Yugi, too scared to face the regional champion ? ::laughed:

Yugi: No I want to see how good he is in a duel

Me: "Finally get to kick the little bugger's ass. Wait I made a pun, Wevill use bug montser and I called him a bugger hehehe" Yeah Wevill I'll duel you and my name is Kaji

Wevill: fine but its your funeral, how may star chips will you bet ?

Me: ::looks down at his left hand, it was a duelist glove on it and and two starchips in the chip holders:: umm ::looks back at Wevill:: two star chip

Wevill: fine ::leads them to the duel arena:: be ready to lose Kaji ::steps on the red platfrom, puts his deck down on card reader and draws 5 cards::

Me: Bring it on Wevill ::steps on the blue platfrom, puts his deck down on card reader also and draws 5 cards::

Kaji: 2000 lp

Wevill: 2000 lp

Wevill: I summon the Hercules Beetle in attack mode and he gets a field power bonus because of the forest area!

H.B.: 1700/2200

Me: fine I summon the Battle Ox in attack mode also and he gets a field power bonus too

B. O.: 1900/1200

Me: and I play this magic card called Gravekeeper's Servant, now everytime to attack with a montser you must discard 1 card from the top of your deck to the graveyard ::smiles:: Now Battle Ox attack the Hercules Beetle!

B.O.: ::slices the beetle in half and the beetle parts disappers::

Kaji: 2000 lp

Wevill: 1800 lp

Wevill:: grr not bad

Yugi: ::watching the battle with Joey, Tea, and Tristan:: great opening move, he evenknew this new field power bonus

Wevill: ::draws 1 card:: See if your montser can stand up to this Kwagar Hercules in Attack mode, and the also get a f.p.b.

((f.p.b. = field power bonus))

K.H.: 1900/1700 > 2100/1900

Wevill: Now Kwagar Hercules Attack that ugly ox!

K.H.: ::rams into Battle Ox and the Battle Ox disappears::

Kaji: 1800 lp

Wevill: 1800 lp

Me: you also have to get rid of one card at the top of your deck

Wevill: fine ::put the top card of his deck into his graveyard, it was the Man-Eater Bug:: damn it

Me: ::draws a card:: My favorite monster has just been drawn, Go Sword Hurter! he get a f.p.b. too

S.H.: 2450/1700 > 2650/1900

Me: Now Sword Hunter attack that bug!

S.H.: ::jabs his swords into the Kwagar Herules and the K.H. disappears::

Me: and thanks to his effect, he gains an armor piece from that monster and gets stronger!

S.H.: ::a bug horn appears at the top of his head:: 2650/1900 > 2850/1900

Kaji: 1800 lp

Wevill: 1250 lp

Joey: dang gotta remember to get me one of them Sword Hunters, its almost strong enough to take on one of Kaiba's Blue-Eyes White Dragon huh Yug' ?

Yugi: "This guys better than I thought maybe the spirit was right about his mileenium magic"

Wevill: "I can't beat this guy his monster is too strong, and he probly has monster stronger than him" ::he folds his hand and then place it over his deck:: I hate to say this but I give, your Sword Hunter is too strong. Not even my Great Moth can stop it. ::grabs his deck stuffs it in his pocket and gets off the red platform::

Me: All right ::grads hie deck, puts it in the inside pocket of his jacket and gets off the blue platfrom::

Wevill:: ::Gives Kaji his dueling glove and the two starchips and walks off not saying anything::

Me: ::gives the dueling glove to Joey and the tree starchips to Yugi:: Thanks yugi for letting me Duel him, I really hate him

Yugi: You and me both Kaji, I got a question. How did you know about the field power bonus that Pegasus had to his tournament ?

Me: Well your not going to belive me when I tell you this but I and from a different dimension where this whole world is a tv show

Joey: cool that means I'm a tv star

Yugi: Your right I don't belive you, tell me the whole story on how you got here and why are you here.

Kaji:: ok this may take a while to explain...

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Yugi: Damn Pegasus will do anything for the millennium item would he ?

Me: So it would seem, well I'm going to fin other duelist to battle in hope of getting 10 starchips to go home

Yugi: ok good luck and I hope to see you again

Joey: see ya Kaji

Tea: I hope you get to your world Kaji bye

Tristan: til we meet again bye

Me: See ya :;walks off

Yugi and the gang: ::all four walk the other direction that Kaji is going::

Yami Bakura: ::appears out of a bush:: Perfect, three chances to get a Millennium Item ::laughs evily until a bug falls in his hair:: ack! get it out get it out! ::brushs it out of his hair and continues the evil laugh::

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Kaji: ::turns off the tv:: So how was the second chapter

All: ::traped in a corner:: help us! ::they point to the Blue Eyes Toon Dragon that looking like it going to eat them::

B.E.T.D.:: yumm a Joey burger sound great ::licks lips::

Joey: ::sreams like a little girl:: Kaji help!

Kaji: ok Joey ::snaps fingers and a bowl of "Toon Chow" appears and the B.E.T.D. starts eatting the Toon Chow:: happy now ?

All: thank you Kaji! ::all of them hugs him to death::

Kaji:: Can't.......breath

All:: opps ::they let go of Kaji and walk into the kitchen to eat::

Kaji: ::brushs himself off:: until next time Ja Ne! and r&r ::runs into the kitchen:: Save me sove pizza!