Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Lunch Break-Back in 15 ❯ She's ba-ack!!! ( Chapter 5 )

Yami: *looking at a handwritten list he made of all the things gone wrong on this show* Let's see…Dark Magician rebels, we have to end a duel, I blew up in Mario Kart, Pegasus is scary, Tea blew up…wow. This really sucks. I should talk to Foxkit about this…*yells to foxkit*

Foxkit: Heya! What's up?

YAmi: *glares and hands her the list* I'm resigning. This sucks.

Foxkit: NOOO!!! My beloved Dark! You can't leave! I won't let you! I-wait a minute. You can't resign. You signed this contract saying you can't.

Yami: I-what? I did NOT!

Foxkit: Yes you did. Lookie. *shows him a mega ultra super small print paper with his name signed at the bottom.

Yami: Oo Why is that in my handwriting?

Foxkit: *snicker* See? So, you can't leave! Not to mention, I'm the authoress. I wouldn't allow it. *takes out picture of Dark Magician from her wallet and drools* Anyway. Back to work!

Yami: Oo Back to work? What?

Foxkit: Never mind. Just…go find someone to talk to, alright?

YAmi: *shrugs* Fine.

Foxkit: Good. *walks away*

YAmi: *sigh* NOW what…I know! I'll duel Pegasus for a good old fashioned fight for my soul! Sounds good! *goes off to find Pegasus*

Tea's grave: *crick crick crack*

Pegasus: *looks at grave* Whatever.

Tea's grave: *crick crick*

Pegasus: Alright, fine…*grabs shovel and starts to dig*

Tea: FRIENSHIIIIIIIIIIP! *jumps out, covered in dirt and rotting, and hugs Pegasus until he faints…from the smell of tightness of her hug, we'll never know*

Tea:*drooling* Must….find….friends…

Joey: *humming*

Tea: FRIEND!!!

Joey: Holy crap!!! *runs away as fast as possible*

Tea: Wait, Friend!!!!!

YAmi: *pokes Pegasus* Hey Pegasus, let's have a duel for our souls.

Pegasus: X X

Yami:….Damn. I suppose I could go find Kaiba.

*moans from Kaiba's room*

YAmi: Damn it! Is this ALL anyone does here???