Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Mokuba's Been Kidnapped, Again ❯ Seto is a pyro, and thinks hes batman, who else thinks that, that is just wrong? ( Prologue )

Lelita: hey hey hey! Yes, it is the one and only LELITA!!

Malik: you scare me sometimes

Lelita: AND YOU'RE A CHIBI!

Malik: -is suddenly a chibi- … -peace sign-

Lelita: moving on! Yes I'm putting this fic back up because, 1) I'm bored 2) I don't have any other reasons.

But I do have one thing to say… I LOST THE FIRST CHAPTER!!!! So I will just have to start it over. ^_^;;

Disclaimer: I OWN LELITA THAT'S IT!!!! I don't own anything else, because -crys- I'm a loser!!! -runs away crying-

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Seto: stared at the note on his bed `what does that dittsy idiot think shes done now?' he rolled his eyes and read the note

Dear Seto:

I have taken your little brother, mokuba, kidnapped him really but I don't want to think of it as kidnapping, how about borrowed him? Well, if you want mokuba back all you have to do is go out with me!

~~love love goo goo mushy mushy gushy gushy~~

~Tea~

seto: rolled his eyes at the note "does that slut really think she will get me to go out with her, just because she kidnapped my little brother?? I hope she realizes I'm going to save him." Is about to go but remembers the note "that has to much lovey stuff on it… IT MUST BUUUUUUUUUUUURRN!!!" (a/n we all knew kaiba would turn pyro.) runs out side with a lighter, gasoline, and some fire wood

"MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" puts the fire wood down on the cement and puts the note on top of it

"LOVE SHALL DIE TODAY!!!" pours all the gasoline on the little pile of wood and letter (oO;; that's going to be some BIG flames…) "hmmmm maybe I should think about the fire hazard, but then again, I sent my brain to the USA to analyze and clone me… SO BURN BABY BUUUUUUUUURN!!!" lights the small heap with a match and runs away to get away from the flames.

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seto: is brushing ashes off his armor and straightening his clothes "well that burn session went well." Paces `if I were a dittsy slut that was bent on world domination, and dating myself where would I hide my brother? Who else thinks that sounded a little wrong?' "OH I KNOW! TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

The carpet suddenly gives way and seto is going down one of those tube thingys that's like a slide, when the tube slide finishes seto is sitting in his limo wearing a black bat-man suit.

"ALFRED DRIVE ME TO… TO… uh… where ever Tea Gardner lives."

Limo driver: turns around in the accent like Alfred's, "sir, I will as long as you stop calling me Alfred, and dress regularly."

Seto: sniffs "but… but… awwwwwwww." gets out of the car runs into a room that is conveniently next to the `bat mobile'.

The door reads `for times when Seto Kaiba has lost his mind and thinks he's bat-man'

Seto: emerges, dressed in his normal clothes. "TO TEA'S HOUSE!!" jumps in to the limo, but misses the seat and lands on the floor.

Limo driver: drives out of the underground garage

Seto: falls off the the seat when he trys to sit down "STUPID SEAT!!" suddenly has a fake light-saber in his hand, and begins whacking the seat with his light-saber

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Lelita: MORE LATER! As soon as you review I mean.

Seto: I'm not that stupid am I?

Chibi Malik: why yes you are.

Lelita: why yes I think you are George.

Everyone else: O_o;;

Lelita: ^_^ please review!!