Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ MST of.. "A Tomb Robber's Daughter" ❯ Chapter 3 - 3Y3 N33<| h3[p! ( Chapter 3 )

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Chapter 3 - 3Y3 N33<| h3[p!

Cast:

Skye
Marik
Sasha
Bakura
Seto< br>
[In the theatre]

>Seto: Why are we here again? I thought we were free.
>Bakura: *drums his fingers on the armrest* No such luck. She updated.
>Marik: You seem oddly calm about this.
>Sasha: Hey! Who killed and brought all those bad duellists from Battle City into this theatre?
>Bakura: *whistles*
>Skye: *sweatdrops* Nevermind.
>Sasha: Anyway ... let's get on with the fic. I have a cake in the oven.
>Marik: You bake? *brightly* Then this theatre will burn down faster than I thought!
>Sasha: *hurt* Heeey ...

Right heres a chapter, thank you for the idea Phantom-Angel.

>Bakura: *marks that down in a little black book*
>Sasha: That's a lot of people. Where are you going to find the time to kill them all?
>Bakura: I have my ways.
>Seto: It says a lot about a writer who constantly takes ideas from other people. She doesn't even have a muse.
>Skye: If she does, I feel sorry for them.

warning Tea gets killed in this fic and their will be Isis bashing.

>Sasha: *excited* Really? She dies?
>Skye: *sighs* Why couldn't this be in the actual series?
>Bakura: I still think Kaiba shouldn't have thrown his Blue-Eyes at that RH, then she would've been dead.
>Seto: *puts his face in his hands* What was I thinking?
>Marik: Wild guess, but nothing?

Chapter 3

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

>Skye: My feelings exactly.
>Marik: But Tea dies.
>Skye: *brightens* Oh yeah.

Ok it's been like a week now since Yami Bakura meet his daughter Christina. One hot sunny day Tea
told Yami Bakura if he could baby sit Christina, will she went to work.

>Seto: Who the hell starts a sentence with "Ok it's been like a week" ??!
>Sasha: *counts on her fingers* It's been present, past, script, first person, second person, third person ...
>Marik: (Yami Malik) Why haven't you killed the runt yet?
>Bakura: (himself) Squirt's too fast. *plot, plan*

On Tea's way to work she crossed the road and some werido went speeding and knocked Tea over.

>All: ..... *blink* ........ *blinkblink* .......
>Skye: That was it?
>Sasha: Boo! *throws popcorn at the screen*
>Marik: A werido, eh?
>Seto: You have to watch out for those. They're always drinking and driving.
>Bakura: And thus, because the "werido" killed Tea, millions of fans that had brains found him and declared him a hero.

Soon later all the poilce and an amblance came along, The police had to block the road.

>Sasha: I fail to see the drama in this.
>Skye: Oh! I think I see it! *points to the milicentimeter of reason somewhere in the last bit of "Fic"*
>Bakura: I don't think there's even 'that'.
>Seto: The Poilce?
>Marik: I guess the police were busy. Tea's death isn't that important.
>Skye: Hell, the 'poilce' came with the "amblance". They're sure taking the precautions for an accident in Domino.

Doctor: "I think shes dead"

>Bakura: You think? That requires a brain, dumbass.
>Seto: What an astute medical observation.
>Sasha: Where's the blood?
>Skye: It's like Aeris' death in Final Fantasy VII. There is no blood, she's an annoying female support character, and the world is better off with her death.

Nurse: "She is doctor, we better move her away right away"

>Marik: How bad has the medical community gotten where the nurse knows more than the doctor?
>Sasha: I think they're in the same league as the "poilce" and "amblance".
>Bakura: Hm, a whole underground ring of poorly characterized people. It must burn.
>Skye: I think we can get along just fine, 'kura! *grins*

Yugi sees Tea on the ground, and he runs up to her.

>Bakura: Promptly Yami takes over and stabs her with the puzzle.
>Seto: Pfft. You're giving the Pharaoh too much credit.
>Bakura: You're right, I am.

Yugi: "Is she alright"

>Skye: She's DEAD!

Doctor: "Shes dead"

>Sasha: (Doctor) The nurse told me so.
>Marik: (Yugi) Oh. Okay. *walks off*

Yugi: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>All: .................................................................?
> Bakura: What the hell was that?
>Sasha: Um ... angst?
>Skye: *tosses some !'s about*
>Seto: *dryly* The tears will not stop flowing. Boo. Hoo.

The doctors took Tea away and Yugi went back to tell everyone whats happened.

>Marik: Where everyone promptly threw a party.

Christina: "MY MOMS DEAD, THIS IS SO UNFAIR"

>Sasha: *sweatdrops* Oh yeah. Because the mother/daughter bonding was just 'so' evident.
>Skye: Oh it was! Don't you see it?
>Bakura: If she cries, I'll stab something.

Christina starts crying.

>Bakura: *grabs a random knife out of Hammer Space*
>Marik: *annoyed* Put that away.

Yami Bakura: "Well I think it should of been Isis that was killed"

>Sasha: What the hell did Isis do?
>Seto: About as much as everyone else, one would presume.

Isis: "Minie"

>Skye: (Yami Bakura) My name's not Minie. It's Bakura. Bitch.

Yami Bakura: "Oh shut your trap past teller"

>Seto: *drolly* How scathing.

Isis: "Hey I like talking about the past in egypit, it's so fun, fun, fun, Whoooooooooooo"

>All: *pause*
>Sasha: Anyone follow that transition into looney land?
>Bakura, Skye, Seto, Marik: *shake heads* o_O;
>Marik: *blinking slowly* I am not related to that ....

Isis starts danceing around the room.

>Skye: Doing the hokey pokey which got everyone to dance!
>Sasha: *snickers* I guess they would've been better off doing a dance to "Time Warp"
>Seto: Someone hit her, please?

Marik: "Why did she have to be my sister, shes a bitch"

>Marik: Hey, good accurate statement, me!
>Bakura: Great .. one in character moment out of millions.

Isis: "I heard that little brother, let me tell you what your past is"

>Skye: Oho! What a threat!
>Sasha: There better be some good yaoi stuff in his past.
>Marik: *lewdly* Maybe there was.
>Sasha: *snickers*

Marik: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET AWAY BITCH"

>Seto: *idly* So where do you think she suddenly lost her love for Isis?
>Sasha: Same place she lost her english skills, one would presume.

Marik runs out the house and Isis goes after him.

>Skye: But Marik, still needing "glassies", ran into the door, fell to the ground.
>Bakura: *continuing the story* Isis, however, was not that lucky and ran through the door, getting a lot of splinters and cuts and nasty things.
>Seto: *continuing* Everyone else watched and cheered, then promptly went back to their alcohol in celebrating Tea's death.
>Sasha: Nice story, guys. It had more plot than this masterpiece.

Mai: "Do you think we should help him"

>Marik: Where the hell did she come from?
>Skye: The same place Christina did?
>Sasha: Quit hogging all the question marks, you guys! *gestures to the ?-less fic*

Serenity: "Yes, he's our friend, and Isis well you know we all hate"

>Bakura: Were you there at ALL for Battle City?
>Skye: Remember, she had no eyes then she got them and Duke saved Tristan and her from RH's with his dice!
>Marik: *sulks* Stupid dice ...

To be continued

It might take a while for me to up date cause I'm trying to finish some of my other fics first
so I can write more to my other fics like this one, I'm also short on Ideas on it so I will need Ideas.
Please leave a review.

>Seto: I have some ideas for you!
>Sasha: Keep it PG-13, dear.
>Seto: Damn it ...
>Bakura: You're short on a lot of things. Mainly brainpower.
>Marik: I think she should read people's fictions that can actually strew two words together.
>Skye: Yeah, but stupid people find other stupid people's fanfictions and call them great works of art!
>Marik: Right... that gravitational pull of stupidity ....

-TBC- ....