Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Psychotic Duel Monsters! ❯ The Test! ( Chapter 1 )

Helteage: I'm stuck on all of my other fics so I have decided to write this one.

DragonTamerMage: Our sad attempt at humor......

Hiyami: We do not own Yugioh or any Psychiatric Ward although.....

Helteage: Hope ya enjoy!

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Nicknames for Duel Monsters:

Dark Magician-Tori

Celtic Guardian-Celtic

Girl Magician-Terri

Gaia the Fierce Knight-Gaia

Mystical Elf-Mystic

Gyakutenno Megami-Megami

Water Omotics-Aqua

Manic is The Cheerful Coffin.

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Dark Magician: Did you sleep well, Celtic?

Celtic Guardian: After they gave me like fifty pills to help me sleep. You?

Dark Magician: No. Niwatari's stomach kept growling.

Celtic Guardian: Glad I have my own room. Mystic's stuck with Dark Elf.

Dark Magician: Siblings........

Girl Magician: What about siblings?!

Celtic Guardian: Cool it Terri! Tori was only talking about Mystic and her dark twin!

Girl Magician: *walks over to a table where Megami, Mystic and Aqua are sitting, placing her tray next to Megami, watching the two all the while*

Gaia the Fierce Knight (Gaia): *walks in and gets his tray*

Summoned Skull: *gets his tray and follows Gaia over to Tori's and Celtic's table*

Dark Magician: I'm nervous about today. How about you guys?

Summoned Skull: I want to know why the hell I'm here! If anybody needs to be here it's that Bug Kid!

Gaia: Calm down. Let's just get this over with and then we can get out of here.

Celtic Guardian: Did they tell you guys why you're here?

Summoned Skull: Anger.....

Gaia: They think I'm doing drugs

Dark Magician: I'm "depressed" as they put it

Celtic Guardian: They said I act too much like a fictional character

Dark Magician: Terri is supposedly anorexic

Gaia: The called Manic a klepto

Celtic Guardian: I believe it's a little harsh throwing us in a Psychiatric Ward. We aren't psychos or anything!

Dark Magician: None of us are! Well, I don't know about Boast over here.......

Summoned Skull: Why do you people insist on calling me Boast?!

Celtic Guardian: Because you do it all the time

Summoned Skull: I do not boast, I.......uh....brag!

Gaia: Same thing

Summoned Skull: >.<

~After Breakfast~

Celtic Guardian: What do we have to go to?

Gaia: School......

Dark Magician: I haven't been to school in thousands of years!

Summoned Skull: This is stupid! I'm not going!

Nurse: You will if you don't want to have to make it up at free time

Summoned Skull: I'm not going!

Nurse: Then you can wait in your room until groups start.

All: Groups?!

Nurse: Yes. They help you deal with your problems and give you healthy ways to solve them. Now get going. Don't want to be late!

Summoned Skull: I'M NOT GOING!

Nurse: I think we need a little "alone time". *pushes a button on the wall and two huge guys walk up wearing all white*

Guy 1 (Joe): Who's next?

Guy 2 (Bob): Who's next?

Nurse: Mr. Summoned Skull here is refusing to go to class and is becoming angry. To the Seclusion room please.

Bob: *takes summoned Skulls hands*

Joe: *injects sedatives into him*

Both: *drag the struggling Summoned Skull to the Seclusion Room*

Dark Magician: What the hell kind of place is this?!

Nurse: You get ten minutes in your room for swearing during free time

Celtic Guardian: Let's get to this school thing and get away from her!

~In the Classroom~

All: *sits down*

Teacher: *enters the room* Good Morning all!

Empress Judge: *mumbles* Maybe for you.....

Teacher: What was that?

Empress Judge: Good Morning to You!

Teacher: Okay. I will give you all a test. It's just to see where you all are at. *hands out the tests* These are problems from grade K through college graduates. Do the best you can and good luck!

Dark Magician: *whispers to Celtic* What's the answer to the first one?

Celtic Guardian: *whispers back* I dunno. It's a box. How do you answer a box?

Dark Magician: Hey lady? What's the answer to number one?

Teacher: I can not help you on this test. You must answer the questions on your own

Dark Magician: There's no question!

Teacher: Don't be disruptive!

Dark Magician: How the hell do I ANSWER a question without the QUESTION?!

Teacher: *pushes a button on the wall*

Joe and Bob: *enter* Yes?

Teacher: Mister Magician is having a little problem

Joe and Bob: *drag the Dark Magician away*

Dark Magician: You need a freaking Question in order to answer it!

Mystical Elf: That is disturbing......

Teacher: Do not reply to the voices in your head Miss Mystic. They are only there to distract you

Mystical Elf: >.< I do not have voices in my head!

Teacher: Tell them!

Mystical Elf: DAMN IT! I DO NOT HAVE VOICES IN MY HEAD! >.<

Joe and Bob: *return* Anything else?

Teacher: Miss Mystic here is having a little trouble with the voices in her head again

Joe and Bob: *take the Mystical Elf away to the Seclusion Room*

~After Class~

Gaia: I couldn't answer the first question!

Celtic Guardian: How do you answer a box?

Gyakutenno Megami: I was confused about the whole damn thing....

Gaia: The ladies aren't acting very lady-like today.......

Water Omotics: Put up with it

Gyakutenno Megami: They accused me of being in a gang! AND that I was pretending to be someone off of some Star Trek: Voyager show. That is stupid!

Water Omotics: They told me I had drug problems

Celtic Guardian: I think we all know what they told Mystic she had.

Niwatari: *BURP*

Empress Judge: How disgusting

Niwatari: I'm hungry

Girl Magician: You're always hungry!

Gaia: Let's get to our groups.....

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Helteage: How is it?

DragonTamerMage: Our sad attempt at humor

Hiyami: Please note that we are not making fun of anyone who has been in the Psychiatric Ward because my Hikari has been.

Helteage: Tell the world! Anyways....Please let me know if you feel offended because I will stop. I don't want anyone to be offended. I understand it's a hard time. I'm just writing a FIC that popped into my head while I was stuck in there.

DTM: R&R!