Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ So you want to annoy the cast.. ❯ You wouldn't dare...or would you? ( Chapter 1 )

Ways to Annoy the Cast of Yu-Gi-Oh

Yami Yugi:

1.) Steal his hair gel

2.) Dye his bangs a weird color

3.) Scream out "YAMI LOVES TEA!"

4.) Give him a love letter from Tea and one to Tea from Yami

5.) Pretend to go out with Yugi

6.) Rape Yugi (Now this would get you killed)

7.) Tie him to your wall and keep him as a nice lil sexay sex slave (no wait...that wasn't annoying..that was the dream I had yesturday..oh well.)

8.) Take his Millennium Puzzle and melt it down into gold earings

9.) Switch the real puzzle with a fake wrapped in chocolate, and open the chocolate one while he is in a duel and yell "Hey! THIS IS FAKE! WHAT KIND OF PHARAOH ARE YOU?!"

10.) Set him up on a blind date with Seto Kaiba

11.) Dump water on his head and make all his gel wash off.

12.) Dye his entire head one colour so he looks weird.

13.) Dress him up in a frilly dress.

14.) Dress up as a weird pink bunny and jump around saying "HEY YAMI, HEY YAMI, HEY YAMI, HEY YAMI"

15. ) Dress HIM up as a bunny and put him in the middle of a group of 5 year olds on easter

16.) Dress up as him and start blabbing about the heart of the cards.

17.) Fall asleep while he's talking about the heart of the cards

18.) Play corny music as his BGM

19.) Duel him..then start spitting spitballs at him (I am that bored.)

Yugi Muuto:

1.) Call him shorty.

2.) Call him shrimp

3.) Take his Millennium puzzle and hold it up out of his reach.

4.) Secretly marry him to Tea

5.) Steal HIS hair gel too..and make sure he can't get any from Yami

6.) Talk to him like he's little.

7.) Ruffle his hair everytime you talk to him.

8.) Look around for him whenever he is talking , and say "Where are you? I don't see anyone tall enough for me to see."

9.) Dye his hair pink and call him Yugita

10.) Lock him in a room with Tea.

11.) Call him ChibiYugi

Jou Katsuya:

1.) Bark when you talk to him

2.) Ask him if he can help you mop the floor.

3.) Pet him

4.) Say "Good doggie" Whenever he does right.

5.) Tell him Mai sent him a dog biscuit

6.) Walk up to him and yell "SIT BOY!"

7.) Put a leash on him.

8.) Take his flaming swordsman and replace it with a dog trading card.

Honda..er..whatever the heck his last name is:

1.) Ask him prices for his top cars.

2.) Ask him if he can open a can with his head for you.

3.) Pretend to stab yourself on his hair.

(He really doesn't play a major role in the show..not enough things to use to annoy him.)

Anzu:

1.) Fall asleep when she starts talking about friendship

2.) Tell her to shut up when she starts talking about friendship

3.) Tell her Yami loves everyone else but her.

4.) When she starts talking about friendship, dress as Yugi and yell " ANZU, YOU JUST STARTED STALKING US!! WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU AND WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!"

5.) Call the police and tell them about her compulsive stalking.

6.) Start a rumor about how she throws up whatever she eats..and she is STILL FAT!

7.) Remind her that her hair leans over to one side.

Seto Kaiba:

1.) Run into one of his meetings and start screaming about the heart of the cards.

2.) Steal Mokuba

3.) Tear up all his blue eye white dragons..and then throw him in his hair.

4.) Mimic Pegasus and call him "Kaiba-Boy"

5.) Take his long coat

6.) Wear his long coat, carry a briefcase, and run around yelling "Mokuba"

7.) Chew on him? (I dunno..this just came to my head)

8.) Dress up as him and marry Yami (Mwuahahaha)

Thats all for now! Let my brain rest! FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY! Anyway. I hope this made you laugh..if not..just hit me.

~Kitty Kat~