Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Blabity Blab with characters ❯ Yakity Yak Yak ( Chapter 1 )

The Most Idiotic Thing I have written

Discalimer: I don't own Yu'gi-oh or any of the crap metioned in here. :-P

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I just want to write crap about the characters okay?

Alright here I go...

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ME: Okay! Hello everybody! This is not a talk show!

YAMI: Crap. I thought it would be.

ME: Well it sort of is a talk show but all we do is blab our ******' mouthes away.

YAMI: Ooooh. What if we don't have anything to talk about?

ME: Dn't you worry. I always have something to talk about.

YAMI: I'm sure you do

ME: Shut up.

YUGI: Yea. I want to talk.

YAMI: What do you want to say?

YUGI: Hi grampa!!!!

YAMI: Oh great.

YUGI: What? Just a few minutes ago before we went on set you said hi to someone else that is here right now.

YAMI: Please Yugi, don't.

ME & JOEY: YEA! Pleez Yugi yea!

YUGI: He said hi to those...

YAMI: NO!!!!!!

YUGI: cute little puppies for free over on that one street.

YAMI: Yugi........

YUGI: What? I had to drag you away from the one who kept lickin' your hand and sniffing your butt!!!

ME & JOEY: * giggles*

YAMI: Don't make me use mind crush.

ME: * looks at Yami with puupy dog eyes* you wouldn't do that to me now would you?

YAMI: I guess not.......

ME: * cheerful* Good! Because I just found out Yami's dating Laura Croft!

YUGI: Oooooooooooh. Isn't that the hot chick that played Tomb Raider?

YAMI BAKURA: Hey! That should be my chick!

ME: In your wildest dreams playboy.

YB: I am no playboy!

ME: How the hell do you know what a playboy is? Your supposed to be a 5,000-year-old tomb robber.

YB: It is not my fault! Ryou's the one that has been ordering the freakin' Playboy magazines.

ME, YUGI, YAMI, & JOEY: @__@

RYOU: Thanks alot ***hole.

ME: Oh don't be so hard. I saw Yami reading A Girl's Life magazine yesterday. He seemed to like it to.

YAMI: You little...

YUGI: How did she know? I'm your light and never even saw you do that. Is it really true???

YAMI:....

YUGI: That must mean you have been reading it! Where do you keep the magazines?

ME: You took the words right out of my mouth.

YAMI: * leaves*

JOEY: Ooooooookay.

ME: What's his problem?

YUGI: I think we humiliated him.

ME: Ooops. Oh well. I am getting bored with you people. Let's invite Seto Kaiba over! * Waves hand and Seto appears, pants down.

ME & ALL OF THE OTHERS THAT ARE STILL THERE: @_@

SETO: Hey! What the hell is going on! First I was in my bathroom, now I am here. * still not noticing pants down*

ME: I've seen London, I've seen France, I don't see Seto's underpants.

SETO: *looks down and swears* What the hell did you do that for you idiot?

ME: Me and the others started to get bored.

SETO: Why invite me over?

ME: *Blushes* So I can toy around with you.

SETO: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! I want you to send me back.

YUGI: Trust me Kaiba, she doesn't mean toying around in the way you're thinking about.

JOEY: You really think that she would love ya?

ME: Hell no! He may be one of my favorite characters, but he's way to pussy and goody-goody.

SETO: Why me?

ME: You're right. Let's invite Pegasus over! * Snaps fingers. Harry Potter appears*

HARRY: Hey? Who are you people?

ME: Ooops.... wrong porthole.

HARRY: I don't understand. Why am I here? This isn't Hogwarts! This is... OMG! I am on TV! Hello!!!

ME: Hey, we didn't want you. We wanted Pegasus.

HARRY: You mean the horsey with wings?

ME: No. Now get out. * Snaps fingers. Pegasus appears now.*

PEGASUS: What the... Yugi? Kaiba? What the hell are you doing here? What the hell am I doing here?

ME: Welcome to the plotless talk-about-nothing/crap-show!

PEGASUS: What is there to talk about?

YB: *mutters* old balls

PEGASUS: What? Wait, you are the one who stole my eye?

YB: Uhhh.... you had a spare.......

PEGASUS: That let me see into other people's mind!

ME: I'm sure everyone is aware of that jackass.

YB: And right now I see you thinking about having sex with funny bunny.

PEGASUS: Am not you filthy liar.

ME: Really?

YB: No. I just wanted to give everyone a little scare.

ME: Good. Because this a non-yaoi show, baka.

YB: Hey! You spoke Japanese!

ME: You mean you understand Japanese? I thought you only knew Egyptian talk.

YB: You think I liked drawing little pictures on walls? If I were to draw anything, it would be...

ME: No thanks. If my mom reads this, she is going to kick your butt.

YUGI: I'm tired. Can we quit for tonite?

ME: Okay. If you insist.

YB & RYOU: Wait! I still need to tell you more about him!

ME: Sorry. I will complete in the morning. Now not another word or I'll shove a sausage up your butt