Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Blabity Blab with the Characters ❯ Cheap Bubble Ads and Whacking the Crap out of Kaiba's Employee ( Chapter 4 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Cheap Bubble Ads and Whacking the Crap out of Kaiba's Employees

Disclaimer: Don't own Yugioh

YAMI: I thought you said you owned me.

ME: Not the TV show you bubblehead.

YAMI: Uh...... bubblehead?

ME: Cheap expression. Cheap namecalling really.

YUGI: I want some BUBBLES!

ME: Okay... *hands big gallon of bubble mix to Yugi*

YUGI: YEA!!!!!!!! I GOT BUBBLES!!!
YAMI: Next he'll be wanting a ball of string.

ME: Raise your hand if you think this discussion is totally pointless.

CRICKET: *Chrips silently......*

ME: OH SHUT IT UP WITH THE SOUND EFFECTS!!!!

GUY IN BACK ROOM: Sorry. Had to do that.

ME: Why is it you sound familar???

SETO: Oh dear...

ME: WHAT!?!?!?!?! Who the hell is controling the sound effects?

SETO: You should know. You wrote this friggin' thing.

ME: True... *looks at script...* what the.... this says it is one of your employees.

SETO: Former employee.

GUY IN BACK ROOM AKA Anounymous Employee: * toggles a baby sound on speakers*

ME: WILL YOU QUIT THAT!!!

YUGI: I'll go get him!!! *leaves and comes back two seconds later, looking satisfied*

ME: What did you do?

YUGI: Poured bubbles all over him. It's okay, he didn't inhale.

ME: Ooooooooh I love bubble ads. If this were a talk show, bubbles would be on every commercial.

YUGI: Yea!!!

Anounymous Employee: *plays that annoying Scrib, Scrub I was Taking a Bath song on speaker*

ME: AAARRGHHHHH!!!! * Marches away and return, looking satisfied*

YUGI: What did you do?

ME: I whacked the crap out of Seto's employee. I gagged him and tied him in a corner.

YUGI: Hooray! *starts sing Scrib, Scrub I was Taking a Bath song with a little skit to go with it*

ME: Oh dear.

YAMI: He must be sugar happy

ME: Yea, I think I am too. *starts jamming to Everclear's AM RADIO!!!*

YAMI: That is it for now. Usually she posts this, but she is too sugar nuts right now. Bye.