Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Computer Problem ❯ Joey Is Confused ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: I am posting all fics from Fanfiction.net to mediaminer.  These fanfics are listed from oldest to newest.  This fanfic was posted to fanfiction.net   5 /3 /03   and has 106 reviews on fanfiction.net.  Keep in mind, I have revised this fic, however, it’s an OLD work.       This fic consists of computer conversations of Yu-Gi-Oh characters and their Iming advice program. I did this when I was bored, so they might be kinda stupid, I've had them on my computer for a while, I just thought I'd put them here.       ~Melissa~  
Joey-Hey!

Computer-This is Systemax, built by Active Document, Inc. Hi once again Joey. Type "Home" to see everything I can do. >>Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.

Joey-Cool! I will!

Computer-Fabulous.

Joey-My name is Joey

Comp-Would you like me to call you Joey?

Joey-Yes...I said my name was Joey.

Comp-Hmmm....I don't know. Name was Joey? Whatever, I guess.

Joey-No! My name is Joey! Joey-Wheeler!

Comp-Would you like me to call you Joey?

Joey-Yes! I already said that!

Comp-I'm sorry, what?

Joey-*blinks*

Comp-Blinks?

Joey-My name is Joey.

Comp-Would you like me to call you Joey?

Joey-Yes.

Comp-Ok. I will remember that your name is Joey.

Joey-Wai! Now what's your name?

Comp-I'm Systemax!

Joey-That's your NAME?

Comp-It's my name? You think?

Joey-Uh...I don't know....is it?

Comp-Don't get Flusterated... Try typing "Options" or "Help".

Joey-0_o!? Nani!?

Comp-O nani? What's that supposed to mean?

Joey-Dah!!

Comp-Dah? What do you mean by that?

Joey-GAAAHHHHH!!!

Comp-Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.

Joey-I didn't ask ya anything!

Comp-Huh? Well, I'll be.

Joey-You'll be what?

Comp-Oh really?

Joey-Nani?

Comp-I seem to have trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news Help stocks help weather Help movies Help web search Help other ~~~~~~~~~ Options Type "more" for more services.

Joey-What is this?!

Comp-Ok, Basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make: What movies are playing? I want top headlines. Show me the NFL scores from yesterday. What is the definition of "Onomonopiea"? What is 34x+16y? ^^Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help" Type "More help" For basic help.

Joey-AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Comp-Uh....what was that?

Joey-I was screaming.

Comp-Fascinating.
Joey-Why is THAT fascinatin'?

Comp-I don't know. Sorry.

Joey-Your smart..

Comp-I don't know what to believe anymore. You haven't been very nice to me in the past!

Joey-WHAT!?! What are you talking about?! What did I do!?!

Comp-What am I talking about, what did I do? I haven't decided yet.

Joey-Ano....you're not makin' sense.

Comp-you don't think I'm making sense? Why not?

Joey-Because of what you just said.

Comp-Of what you just said?

Joey-No of what you just said!!!

Comp-Oh.

Joey-YES!

Comp-huh.

Jo ey-What do you mean, huh?

Comp-By what?

Joey-What do you mean by huh!?!

Comp-by what?

Joey-HUH!!!!!

Comp-What's up?

Joey-GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Comp-Sorry, I don't get that....please try asking me a different way.

Joey-I'm not askin' ya anything!!

Comp-Ok

Joey-Ok

Comp-yeah.

J oey-Now that that's settled.

Comp-That's settled? You think so?

Joey-Yes I do.

Comp-You sure?

Joey-now I have a--YES!!! Will ya let me finnish my question!?!

Comp-Well well well

Joey-I have a problem

Comp-Aha

Joey-*blinks* anyway..I have this girl...that I like...that's my friend..

Comp-That's cool

Joey-*evil stare* Anyway...she told me she loves me and I want to know how to tell her back.

Comp-Hmmm...I don't know. Evil stare she told me and I want to know how to tell her back? Whatever, I guess.

Joey-What do ya mean whatever? Can you help me!??

Comp-Which service would you like to see help for? News stocks weather movies web search >>Next time you want to see this, just type "options". Type "more" for more services.

Joey-I want ya to help me with the problem I just told you!!

Comp-Why would I do a thing like that?

Joey-BECAUSE!!!

Comp-Because why?

Joey-I want to know how to tell her I LOVE HER!!

Comp-Whoa. I don't know about that.

Joey-NANI!?! I shouldn't tell her!?!? *afraid*

Comp-Nani I shouldn't tell her scared huh?

Joey-Why don't you answer me?!

Comp-Do you really not answer me?

Joey-You're not answering me!!!!!!

Comp-You don't think I'm answering you? Why not?

Joey-BECAUSE I ASKED YOU FOR HELP WITH SOMETHING AND YOU'RE NOT HELPIN' ME!!!!!!!!

Comp-Because you asked me for help with something and you didn't help me, huh?

Joey-GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-I seem to have trouble answering your questions. Try asking for a specific service: Help news Help stocks Help weather Help movies Help web search Help options ~~~ Options >>Type "More" for more services.

Joey-Oh!?!

Comp-Hoe?

Joey-GRRR.....

Comp-I am not! Yeah, but anyway...what else can you tell me?

Joey-MURDER!!!

Comp-Murder? What do you mean by that?

Joey-*blinks*uh...I don't know....I've just always said that....when I was mad.

Comp-No?

Joey-What no?

Comp-k

Joey-I never said no.

Comp-Ok. Fine.

Joey-You are confusing me.

Comp-Oh really?

Joey-Hai

Comp-I'm sorry, I recognize the stock symbol HAI, but I am unable to get a quote for it right now. Please try again later, or ask for a different quote.

Joey-NANI!?!

Comp-Sorry?

Joey-WHAT!?!

Comp-What?

Joey-YES WHAT!

Comp-yeah.

Joey-I don't get it, why don't ya answer my questions!!!!

Comp-No?

Joey-NO!?!

Comp-Ok. Fine.

Joey-WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!

Comp-Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me another way.

Joey-WHAT--IS WRONG--WITH YOU?

Comp-Market data (delayed 20 minuets) Provided by Systemax.com

Ticker Price Charge Percent Volume 1:-/   DO 27.90 0.00 0.00 1336477

2:)SHI 12.58 +0.08 +0.074 900  
Joey-WHAT!!!!????????!!!

Comp-I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: Help news Help stocks Help weather Help web search Help DVD ~~~Options >>Type "more" for more services
Joey-GRRRR MUUUUUUURDEEEEERRR!!!!!!

Comp-I'm sorry?

Joey-I WANT TO TELL THA GIRL I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!

Comp-Tell the girl I love her? Are you serious?

Joey-NO!!! I LOVE HER!!!!

Comp-Huh?

Joey-ME!!!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

Comp-Yeah

Joey-I LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES ME!!!! NOT YOU!!!!

Comp-Her and she loves me not you? I'm not sure really.

Joey-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comp-no huh?

Joey-YES!!!!!

Comp-Hmmmmmm

Joey-*enraged* You're no help at all!!!!!

Comp-No huh?

Joey-RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Comp-I can't understand what you're saying....try typing differently.

Joey-GOD DAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

Comp-Hmm....I don't know. God damn? Whatever, I guess.

Joey-*storms out of room*

Comp-Storms out of room, huh?

That was Ch.1 Joey is confused!