Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Courses of Doom! Mwahahaha! ❯ The Courses Of Doom! Mwaha ( Prologue )

Be nice! It's my first ficcy, and I suck at humour! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^;;;;

The Computer Course of Doom!

Axl: (walks in) Where are you off to, huh?

Malik: (blinks) Who? Me?

Axl: Who else would I be talking to?

Malik: …… Me and Bakura are going to a beginners computer course ^_^

Axl: Oh dear gods, have mercy on the computer guys

Malik: I'm going now (waves) Toodles, sweet pea (runs out the house, slamming the door nearly causing it to fall off it's hinges)

Axl: (pokes her head out the window) DON'T CALL ME THAT!!! (Sits down, twitches and picks the T.V remote up) Stupid space age crap

~*~At Stanground College, where the computer course it being held~*~

Alix: Why did they make us stay?

Anneka: Dunno, we get free chocolate though! ^__^

Alix: Number 1, you can't eat chocolate and number 2, I'm missing the guns n' roses documentary on MTV2 (runs off crying)

Anneka: (shrugs)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Bakura: (hits the keyboard) whose idea was this to come here?

Malik: (glued to the screen on the Guns N' Roses website)

Bakura: You haven't got that Guns N' Roses obsession again have you…

Malik: (grunts)

Bakura: O…K… Then… (Squeals) WHO'S THIS `GENERAL FAILURE' AND WHY IS HE READING MY HARD DRIVE… What is a hard drive?... Malik…Malik…

Malik: (yells at the top of his voice) DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE!?!?!?!

Bakura: (blinks) No…

Malik: YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE!!!

Bakura: (starts to loose his temper) You know what! I know where I am! I'm at a shitty Computer course…

Malik: Which you dragged me to

Bakura: Which I…… SHUT UP!!! That's against the point!

Malik: (gets dragged off)

~*~Later on~*~

Axl: Well, how did it go?

Malik: … Crap

Axl: I've been on a few courses… been there, done that, got drunk and forgot what they were about the day after

Malik: (Starts singing you're Crazy by Guns N' Roses)

I been lookin for a trace

Lookin for a heart

Lookin for a lover in a world that's much to dark

You don't want my love

You want satisfaction, WHOA YEAH!!!

Axl: (hits him with an empty beer bottle) SHUT UP!!!

End of chappy 1 ^_____^

Review to tell me what course they should take next ^__^