Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Legendary Seven 2 ❯ BLOOPERS!!!!! ( Chapter 7 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Xelaas: Hey! BLOOPERS PEOPLE!! Just imagine we are filming this, ayt? Ayt! LET'S GO!!!

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Scene: Running from rolling rock

Characters: All characters in that scene

Story:

Anisia: Well, there's no dead end!! HALLELUYAH!!!

They turn sharply to the left, but Bakura and Yugi slip, miss the hall, and crash into the camera!

Director: CUT!!

Alex and Anisia see what happened.

Alex: Strike…

Why it happened: Someone put too much wax on the floor!!

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Scene: In the dungeon

Characters: Alex and Bakura

Story:

Alex: .. I don't feel ready… I mean, Camille seems- *cough cough*

Bakura: What's wrong?

Alex: I think I swallowed a fly.. * cough cough*

Bakura: That's not in the script!!

Alex: No, * cough cough * seriously..

Alex stands up..

Director: CUT!!

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Main Scene: Behind the scenes

Main Characters: Nawa ( as played by Tea ) and Yugi

Story:

Tea: I can finally claim your throne, when I destroy you! Guards, throw them in the dungeon! You cannot escape!

But during that part of the scene, a spider gets on the lens of the camera, and the camera man does not notice! But, Tea is distracted by a spider, and she hates spiders!

Tea: OMG!!!!!!! SPIDER!!!

Director: CUT!

When they watch what they did wrong… Tea sees the spider crawling on the camera!

Tea: OMG!!!!!!! SPIDER!!!

Tea jumps on Yugi.

Yugi: OUCH!!

They both fall to the ground

Anisia: Get.. off… my …. boy.. TEA!!!

Jill: This is not looking good…

Anisia and Tea wrestle each other..

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Scene: Backstage

Characters: Alex and Bakura

Story:

Bakura: I don't believe it! I am actually a tomb raider!!! That means… LARA CROFT!! She's so pretty.. that smooth skin.. that-

Alex: Bakura, left hand, ring finger…

Bakura: * looks* Oh.. yeah right..

Alex: * punches Bakura*

Bakura: * spiral eyes *

Alex: And by the way, I am Lara Croft already..

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Scene: Going inside pyramid ( Deleted Scene )

Main Character: Yugi

Story:

Yugi: YES!! THE PYRAMID!! IT'S BURNING HOT!!!

Yugi runs into the pyramid, but it turns out to be a poster, not the real thing!

Anisia: Yugi! Are you alright!

Yugi sits up with a pail on his head.

Yugi: I'm alright.. BUT I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!

Anisia: -__________________________________-"

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Main Scene: Hall with sleeping gas

Characters: Yugi and Anisia

Story:

* Backstage *

Yugi: Anisia, you have a cold… Don't do this scene first.. wait till you're well..

Anisia: I can do it!

*scene*

Bakura: Lucky we didn't run farther…

Anisia: Is it me, or am I feeling a little… dizzy…

Then, Anisia suddenly fainted! Yugi caught her.

Yugi: Anisia! Wake-

Anisia: HA CHOO!!!

Director: CUUUUUUUUUUT!!!

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Scene: After defeating Nawa

Character: Alex

Story:

And she was gone.. Alex ran to Bakura.

Alex: Bakura… Bakura…. Come on, speak to me!! Don't leave me, please!! * Can't hold in laugh* I can't do it..

* Next Take*

And she was gone.. Alex ran to Bakura.

Alex: *still cannot hold in laugh* I FORGOT MY LINES!!!

*After 100 takes*

Alex: I still can't do it!! HAHAHA!!

Why it happened: Jill told her a really funny joke and it was stuck in her head!

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Scene: At home

Main Character: Melanie

Story:

Alex: OMG!!! Her first word!! Melanie! Get the video camera and start filming!!!

Melanie runs to get the camera, but she slips!! Alex hears the THUD!!

Alex: Melanie, Are you alright?

Melanie: I'm okay!!

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xelaas: end of story! Just wait for another one, if you're hungry for more!