Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Weirdest Couple Ever! ❯ The Answer ( Chapter 1 )
Grandpa's answer. Well? Hurry up and read already!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.09.2003 | Pages: 9 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 247 | Status: Work In Progress
Me:Yes people we have returned.
Bakura:Even more perverted than last time.
Christy:With a guest!
Disclaimer:WE OWN NOTHING!
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WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???!!!IF YOU DIDN'T READ THE FIRST CHAPTER,THEN DON'T COME HERE UNTIL YOU DO!!!!*pouts*Bakas.
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Tory: (in singing voice)America America!God shed his grace on thee!
Bakura: With something something brother hood!
Yami Malik: God bless the U.S.A!
The three yamis(AN:Yes people Tory's a yami)salute and the U.S.A flag shows up behind them.
Malik: SHUT UP!WE'RE TRYIN' TO READ HERE!
Yami Malik: Since when do you read?
Malik: Uuuuummmmmmm...........I mean listen to the old guys talk.
Grandpa: I...........I don't know.
Pegasus: * gets up * Ok. I'll be back. * flys away like Superman with the cool "whoosh" sound *
Grandpa: Until then,my love. * sighs and walks out *
This is what people are doing: Bakura and Tory are laughing their heads off, Christy and Malik are trying to wake up Ryou(who fainted), Yugi ran out screaming like a girl when Peasus proposed, Yami ran after him, Seto's stealing crads(or cards), and Yami Malik is eating cheese(like the cheese hogger he is).
Christy: Hey lets go to Kaiba's!
Everyone: YEAH! PARTY AT KAIBA'S!
Seto: Yeah lets go to Kaiba's!
Everyone: Yeah!
Yami: But you are Kaiba.
Bakura: Noooo! He's Seto! Stupid! STTUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIDDDDDD!!
Yami Malik: Yeah! There's a diforence!
Yugi: Who cares lets go!
Everyone: * tries to walk out the door but it won't open *
Bakura: Stupid door!
Malik: Lets go through the window.
Everyone: * jumps out the window *
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Bakura is banging on the door with everyone else behind him.
Bakura: Hey Kaiba open the door!
Seto: Yeah open the door!
Yami: Hey Seto how come you don't have automatic doors that open you know automaticly?
Seto: Cause I haven't invented them yet.
Tory: We're livin in a world without automatic doors!
Christy:NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!!!!!!!!!!! *gasps* NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
The door opens and everyone seees-
Ryou: Hey Kaiba opened the door!
Christy: Finally!
????: DON'T INTERUPT ME!!
Everyone: ?
Seto: Who are you?
Yugi: God?
????: Uuuuuummmmmmm......Yes.
Christy: You're not God! Come into the light! Strrrraaaaaaannnnggggeeeerrrrr!!!
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Note to everyone: Don't talk to strangers. Unless they have candy.
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????: I can't.
Bakura: Why? Are you flaptophobia?
Malik: What the hell is that?
Bakura: A disease. THAT ONLY FLAPTOBIANS GET!
????: Who cares. Just look at the door!
Everyone: * looks at the door and gasps *
Isis: Seto there's blood on your door!
Seto: Its not my door!
Malik: Why are you here?! * points at Isis * Isis!
Isis: I don't know Malik. I don't know. Or I just can't remember. * shrugs and gets in a limo *
Yami: Why is there blood in your house Kaiba?
Seto: Thats not blood thats Mokuba.
Christy: Yeah. * takes out fry and eats it * Ew Ah Ew Ah.
Ryou: So is it ketchup?
Christy: Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
Then the door bursts open and a figure stands in the doorway.
Tory: Since when do doors close?
Ryou: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!!JUST LEARN FOR YOURSELF FOR ONCE!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christy: Ok. Touchy Touchy.
Malik: Hey Ryou do you think the Cheese Man will come today?
Ryou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yami Malik: Don't you ever listen?
Malik: No I read.
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Yugioh Comercial: Kids go to your local library and read. We don't realy care what as long as you read. Books, Magazines, Porn we don't really fucking care as long as you read.
Some Guy: I read and found this great porno site.
In library: I found porn!
We now return you back to our original progamming.
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????: Ok. Back to me.
Bakura: Its TEA!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
????: I'm not Tea!
Everyone: Whew.
Tory: Its PEGASUS!
Yugi:O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
????: I'M NOT PEGASUS!!
Yami Malik: Its BAKURA!
Bakura: AAAA -Hey! * glares at Yami Malik *
Yami Malik: Tee hee.
Spongebob: Its SQUIDWARD!!!!
Everyone: O.O Its SPONGEBOB!!
Yami Malik: DIE!!!!! * stabs Spongebob *
Spongebob: NOOOOO!!!!! FUCK YOU GUYS!!!!!!!
Bakura: * gives the "one finger salute" * Fuck you too, Spongebob. Fuck you too.
Seto: Why did you kill him?!
Yami Malik: 'Cause he was square! THE SHAPE OF EVIL!!! * shakes his fists *
Mokuba: I have a thing for dog-
Seto: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Christy: * walks in from the bathroom * Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!Spongebob guts!! * pokes him * Squishy!
Patrick: I DEFY YOU WEIRD MAN!!
Malik: What the hell?!
Bakura: DIE!!!! * stabs Patrick *
Ryou: STOP IT!!! KILLING IS JUST....WRONG!! OK!!! SO-SO JUST STOP!!!!!
Yugi: Is he pregnant again?
Tory: O_oAgain?!
Yugi: * shifty eyes * Uuuummmmm.........It wasn't me! * points at some dude * It was him!!
Some Dude: * runs away crying * I ONLY WANTED TO BE LOVED!!!!
????: Did you guys forget about me?!
Christy: Mmmmmmm...........Yeeeessssssss! ^_______^
????: :(
Tory: Its the DOUBLE BUNNY LADY!!!
????: No I'm * walks in the light * duos_bunny!!
Everyone: * gasp *
duos_bunny: YUGI!! * glomps Yugi *
Yugi: X_X
duos_bunny: Yugi! The bestest character in the show!!!!
Christy: Think what you want to think. But Ryou's the bestest character in the whole world!
duos_bunny: No Yugi is!
Christy: Ryou!
duos_bunny: Yugi!
Bakura: Me!
Christy and duos_bunny: Shut up!
Bakura: :( * cries * Noone loves me! * calms own * I'm ok with that.
Christy: Yugi's too short to be the best!
duos_bunny: No he just needs a foot stool!
Christy: More like a ladder.
duos_bunny: Ryou's too wimpy to the best!
Christy: * gasp * Well Yugi's hair is weird!
duos_bunny: So is Ryou's!
Christy: Atleast his isn't sticking up!
duos_bunny: Well atleast he doesn't look like a girl!
Christy: So atleast he has a better millenium item! And his yami was a cool tomb robber!
Bakura: Yeah!
duos_bunny: No Yugi does. And atleast he was pharoah!
Yami: Yeah!
Christy, Bakura, duos_bunny, and Yami continue arguing while the others think of ways to stop them.
Tory: I FOUND A NICKEL!
Malik: HORRAY!
????: You're supposed to be thinking!!!!!
Seto: I think God is mad.
Yami Malik: Forgive me!
????: Whatever. * bites pizza * Mmmmm cheesy!
Yami Malik: Cheese hogger.
????: What you say?
Yami Malik: I said frog logger.
????: Ok. Huury up and stop them from fighting!
Tory: We could save them with the nickel! Here's the thing: If it lands on heads Yami Malik has to come up with a idea, if its tails then everyone who hair is sticking up (except Yugi) has to come up with a idea.
Yami Malik: Hey wait a minute-
Malik: Ok just flip it!
Tory: Any questions?
Everyone: * raises thier hand *
Tory: Good! * flips the coin *
The coin spins in the air and lands on.....
Malik: Hahahaha its heads! You gotta come up with a idea!
Yami Malik: Damn. * thinks * Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm........I got it! * walks up to whoevers fighting *
Fighting People: * looks at him *
Yami Malik:...........* starts stripping *
Malik: Not that way!
Tory: No! Let him help! * stares at Yami Malik's body *
Everyone: O.O
Yami Malik: * starts to reveal privates *
Tory: ^o^
Yami Malik Fangirls: ^o^
Then all the sudden Tea (damn her in anyway) crashed into the window outside.
Christy: Now you owe us a window Tea! Every single one of us!!
Seto: MY WINDOWS ARE DISEASED NOW!!!!!NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
Yami: It okay Seto.
Tea: Yeah atleast it didn't break.
Tory: What the hell are you doing here?!
Christy: *looks at the window* It did break! Her fat killed it!!
Bakura: *gasp* The poor window!!*cries*
Malik: Why do you have to be squishy?!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!
Ryou:*runs in the house* It raining stuff!! Somewhere outside!!
Everyone: Yeah!!
Everyone runs outside but leaves Tea there. Then Bakura lights a match and burns the house.
Seto: Where's Mokuba?
Everyone:*looks at the house* Uh...................*runs away*WHOOSH!!!!!
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Bakura: Mines bigger.
Yami Malik: No mine is!
Bakura: You wanna fight about it?!
Yami Malik: Bring it on!
Yami: Guys we all know mine is bigger.
They all look down.
Ryou: *walks in* No mines bigger!*looks down* Oh yyeeaaahhhh!!
Bakura: Damn it Ryou!Why do you have to be blessed with the biggest one?
Ryou: I grew it myself.^____^
Mai:What are you talking about?
Yami Malik: Our bananas.
Mai: Thats just sick!
Bakura: No really.*holds up a banana* We're talking about our bananas.
Christy: Where the hell did Mai come from?
Malik: Well it all started when Mai's mom met her dad....
Christy: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE TALK!!!!AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!*runs away*
Tory:*eating cheese*Baby.
Seto:*dancing in his under wear to Kungfu Fighting*Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Everybody was kungfu fighting.
Everyone:O_o
Seto:Those kicks were fast as lighting.*kicks* Infact it was a little bit frighting. But they fought with expert timing. There were funky china men from funky china town. There were chopping that up they were chopping that down.
Everyone:O_O
Malik: Can I dance too?*strips down to his underwear*
Everyone:O_o
Malik: Its an ancient chinese art. And everybody knew their part. From a fainting to a slip. And a kick infront of their hip.*does a few punches and kicks*
Seto:*does a flip*
Bakura:They're actually pretty good.
Yami: Who knew?
Seto: Everybody was kungfu fighting. Those kicks were as fast as lighting. Infact it was a little bit frighting. But they fougt with expert timing.*kicks* There was funky Billy-chin and little Sammy-chan.
Malik: They said here comes the big boss.Ha!*gets into fighting stance* Lets get it on. We took them. Everyone made stand. And started swaying the hand. Sudden motion made me skip. And we're into a brand new trick.
Seto and Malik: Everybody was kungfu fighting.Ha! Ohhhhhh.
Tory: That sucked!
Seto and Malik:*cries* >_< But we did it for you!
Tory: I guess it was worth seeing you guys almost naked.(note to self: take pictures)
Christy: Lets go see how Yugi's doin'.
Yugi: I hope he's ok.
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Everyone is around Yugi's bed. Hoping that he's ok.(like he is)
duos_bunny: Are you ok Yugi?
Yugi:....(they're talking to a stuffed animal, a pillow I think)
~*(30 minutes later)*~
Bakura: He's dead.
Yami: YUGI! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!*cries*
Christy: Now you care! Bastard.
Ryou: Lets break his stuff.
Yugi: Yeah lets break his stuff!
Everyone:*breaks his stuff*
Christy: *finds a box under stuff* Hey I found a box!*tries to open it* Its locked. Hey Yugi!
Yugi:*has a flamethrower* What?
Christy: Do you know the cobination to this box?
Yugi:*melting the bed* 9-4-7!
Christy: Ok.*opens the box* HEY! THeres only five dollars!*steals money* Asshole.
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Kakarot: Poor Spongebob. I poked his guts.*wierd sounds*
A.M.T: This baka here*points at Kakarot* is the co-writer person of this fic. My imouto-chan Kakarot(not to be confused with Goku(she's much dumber)
WE ARE VERY SORRY IF ANYONE WAS TRAUMATIZED/SHOCK IN THE MAKING OF THIS FIC. BUT NO PENGUINS WERE HURT SO*shrugs*
R&R!