Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or Dare MADNESS!! ❯ Crazy Daisy ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Twilight Key: Yay!!!!! The first chappie!!!!!!


Marik: BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS STORY!!!!!!


Twilight Key: Why????


Marik: Because I'm not in it!!!!!


Twilight Key: Yes you are!!!!!


Marik: 0.o......then by all means continue!!!!!


Twilight Key: ok.........


Marik: Can I do the disclaimer????? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!


Twilight Key: If u be a good boy!!!!!!


Marik: I was a good boy!!!! Let me do it!!!!!


Twilight Key: OK!!!!!! Do it!!!


Marik: T.K doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or Tenchi Muyo, or InuYasha, or Ranma 1/2....


Twilight Key: I think that's enough...let's start the story!!!!!


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Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAH!!!!! FUCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!


Yugi: FIRE!!!!! *sprays bakura with water* We're all gonna die!!!!! *runs around in circles*


Tenchi: *comes in* 0.o is this a bad time?


Yugi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!


Tenchi: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


Yugi/ Tenchi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: Why the fuk r u all yelling?!!!!!! There is no fire!!!!!


Yugi/ Tenchi:....we don't know......


Yami Bakura: The real problem is that I'm going bald!!!!!!!!!


Yug : excuse me for a minute............................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Tenchi:But you have tons of hair!!!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: U FUK!!!!!! I LOST A PIECE OF MY HAIR!!!!!!!


Tenchi: How old r u again??


Yami Bakura: *groans* Um 5,015 to be exact........


Tenchi: Shit!!!! You're older then my grandma!!!! Know wonder u have white hair!!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: *eyes turn red* what did you say bitch!!!??? *turns psycho*


Tenchi: I uh said u were beautiful!!!!! Yeh that's it....


Yugi: Am I beautiful?


Yami: Heh yeah right....


Tenchi: No Yugi, you're not.....


Yugi: *crys* I HATE U ALL!!!!!!


Mai: Hey everyone!!!!!


Yugi: WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


Tenchi: 0.o.......


Yami Bakura: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


Yami: Oh fuk.....


Joey: Hey everyone!!!!! *trips over a rock* hey who put this rock here?


Then the whole Yu-Gi-Oh cast (plus others) arrive...


Yami Bakura: What the fuk r u all doing in my bathroom!?


Ryoko: Partying!!!!!! *crashes everything*


Ishizu: Lets play truth or dare!!!!!!


Everyone: YEAH!!!!!!


Ishizu: Since it was my idea I go first......Kaiba truth or dare?


Kaiba: Dare!!!! (strong man)


Ishizu: I dare u to kiss who ever u like in this room!!!


Kaiba: *reaches over and kisses Ishizu* there that's done with...


Ishizu: *blushes*


Marik: Ewwwwwww


Yami: Freak


Marik: My spirit is the real freak!!!!


Yami: really


*Marik lets out Yami Marik*


Yami Marik: Something fuk'n smells in here!


Yugi: 0.o that was me...


Tea: YUGI!!!!


Kaiba: Let me just go my turn already.....Joey truth or dare?


Joey: *gulps and glances and Mai* uh dare?


Kaiba: I dare you to stick your -


Ishizu: SETO!!!!!


Kaiba: FINE! I dare you to run around in circles, wearing a dog suit, and yell I'm a big fart very loud.


Joey: grrrrr FINE! *puts on dog suit*

I'M A BIG FART!!!!!

I'M A BIG FART!!!!!!!!

I'M A BIG FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yami Marik: Very good..........but who's fart r u???

Everyone: EWWWWW!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: heh good one..


Joey: My turn!!!!! Mai truth or dare!!!!


Mai: Um uh.....truth....


Joey: Oh dammit...well tell who you think is the cutest guy here!


Mai: *smiles*


Joey: *also smiles*


Mai: Ehem its um Kaiba.


Joey: WHAT? What about me????


Kaiba: heh even your girlfriend thinks I'm hot....


Joey: I'll kill you Kaiba!!!!!!!!!!


Yami Marik: It's not my fault you're ugly..


Yugi: You're no prince charming yourself......heck you're not even close to a dog!


InuYasha: Dog!!!!!! Where??????


Kagome: Ignore him................he has no brains!


Mai: Well ok now it's my turn!!!!!! Bakura truth or dare????


Bakura: I'll take dare


Mai: I dare you to dance around naked and sing Barbie Girl!


Bakura: GOOD LORD SCOTT!!!!! I'M NOT DOING THAT!!! CONSEQUENCES!!!!!


Mai: Fine then you'll have to marry Kaiba...


Kaiba: WHAT?!


Bakura: Consequences again!


Mai: Then kiss Yami on the lips


Yami Bakura: MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! *takes out a camera*


Bakura: FINE!!!!


Yami: AAAAAHHHH!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF HORUS SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!


Bakura / Yami: *kiss*


Everyone: Ewwwww!!!


Yami Bakura: HAHA!!!!! I caught it on tape!!!!!


Bakura: Someone stop him!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: BITCH!!!!!!! I'll never give it up!!!!! *sticks up middle finger*



Bakura: Grrrrrrr I'll get you back!!!!! Yami Bakura truth or dare???


InuYasha: Ooooh!!!!! Ooooooh I know!!!! BOOGERS!!!!!!


Kagome: I told u he had no brains!


InuYasha: BOOGERS!!!!!!


Yugi: Yaaaaay!!!!!!! Where?


Yami Marik: On my ass wanna see?


Yugi: 0.o uh.....no......


InuYasha: YES!!!!!


Yami Bakura: SHUT THE FUK UP SO I CAN GO!!!!!!


InuYasha: Whats a fuk????


Yugi: well its uh....


Yami Bakura: It means for a male to stick his pen-


Kagome: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!! DON'T TELL HIM!!!!!


Yami Bakura: Fine but I'm going my turn now!


Bakura: Now truth or dare?


Yami Bakura: Truth!


Bakura: Whussy....


Yami Bakura: WHAT DID U CALL ME????? A PUSSY!!!!! NOW YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!


Bakura: No!!!! I didn't call u that!!!! I called u a pussy I MEAN WHUSSY!!!!! *gasps for air*


InuYasha: What's a pussy?


Kagome: AAAAAAAH!!!!! DON'T TELL HIM THAT EITHER!!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: *grins* hehehehehehe


Bakura: Ok YB you have to-

Yami Bakura: NOW YOUR CALLING ME A BITCH!!!!


Bakura: NO!!!! All I want to say is which one of these guys would you go out with????


Yami Bakura: *growls* Um uh....kaiba....because he's uh good looking....


Bakura: I didn't hear u right.....


Yami Bakura: BITCH!!!! I'D GO OUT WITH KAIBA CAUSE HE'S CUTE!!!! FUK U ALL!!!!


Kaiba: I hate me........

Yugi:...............

Bakura: *dying with laughter*


Yami Bakura: Now It's my turn...... Yami truth or dare?????


Yami: Dare!


Yami Bakura: You have to lock yourself in a closet with a duck for the whole day!!!!


Yami: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOO NEVER!!!!!!!


Mai: Whats wrong with that?????


Yugi: Yami's terrified by ducks. Back in Egypt they called him Ateduck.

(Atem is Yami's real name)


Yami Bakura: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


Yami: AAAAAHHHH!!!!! NOOOOO FUK!!!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: *grabs Yami by the colllar and locks him in the closet with the duck*


Yami: AH!!!! IT FUK'N SMELLS IN HERE!!!!!!!


Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS ME!!!!!


Yami: 0.o how did you get in here?


Yami Marik: The same reason why the floor is wet!!!!!!


Everyone: Ewwww!!!!!


Yami: *kicks out Yami Marik*


Yami Marik: Well same to you bitch!!!!!! *leaves*


Everyone: 0.o.....


Yami: grrrrrr.....*in the closet* Marik truth or dare! AAAAAAAH THE DUCK BIT MY ASS!!!!!!!


Marik: Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!


Ishizu: *smacks Marik* Just answer the question!!!!


Marik: Fine dare!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Twilight Key: MWAHAHAHAHA CLIFF HANGER!!!!!


Marik: Ooooh what do I get to do???


Yami: *in the closet* now I'm standing on Yami Marik's pee


InuYasha: Whats pee???


Marik: Do you have a brain?????


InuYasha: Whats a brain????


Twilight Key: I promise I'll tell you in the next chapter........