Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or Dare MADNESS!! ❯ LAST CHAPPIE!!! ( Chapter 3 )

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         Twilight Key: AHA!!! I have returned!!! bwahahahahahaha!!!

         ; Yami: dun dun dun...

         Yugi: *starts playing the organ*

         Marik: OOOHH!!!! I WANNA PLAY!!! *jumps on the organ and does the electiric slide and elictrifies himself*

         Yami Bakura: FOOL! THAT'S A DANCE NOT THE REAL THING!!!!

         InuYasha: BOOGERS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

       & nbsp; Kagome: Oh lord.....help me....

         Lord: *gives her a cookie and disapears*

         InuYasha: UNcle Elie come back!!!! WAAAH!!!! WHERE'S MY COOKIE???

         *Elie from Rave Master apears*

         Elie: I am not your uncle!!!!

         Twilight Key: What about the story??? Miroku's coming!!

         *Miroku apears wearing a cowboy suit*

         Miroku: Ya'll better git yer stanky cheese back

         Yami Bakura: HOW DARE U CALL MY GRANDMOTHER STINKY CHEESE!!!!! *attacks him*

         Miroku: MWAHAHAHA YA'LL NE'ER CATCH ME!!!!!! *jumps on his trusty horse Stinky*

         Sango; *grabs miroku by the ear* Stop talking that way!!! And you don't have a horse!!! You're riding on a stick!!!

         Miroku: Yes madame *Smacks Sango's ass and then runs for it* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

       & nbsp; Plue: *jumps out of nowhere and attacks Miroku with his carrot nose* Puuuunnnnn

         Miroku: AAAHHH!!! GET THIS TURTLE OFF OF ME!!!!

         Haru: It's not a turtle!! It's a dog I think..........

         Evil Plue: HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!

         Yami Bakura: That's my job!!!

         Evil Plue: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! *turns yami bakura into an underwear*

         Yami Bakura: REVENGE!!!!!!!

         Marik: OOOH!!! AN UNDERWEAR!!!!!

         Yami Bakura: NO DON'T!!!!!!

         Marik: *puts him on* Ooh it feels good.....

         Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!

         Evil Plue: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!

      &nb sp;  Inuyasha: OOH!! TURN ME INTO BOOGERS!!!!

         Evil Plue: *turns him into a dog-demon*

         Inuyasha: YAAAY!!!

         Kagome: What? did he change anything at all???

         Twilight Key: Well he has extra ears...........

         Haru: HEY WAIT!!!!

         Kagome: You know how to change Yami Bakura back?

         Haru: Plue can talk!!!!!!

         *kagome does an anime fall*

         Kagome: Why do I even bother....

         Elie: Plue is not a DOG!!!!! He's an insect with wings!!!!

         Evil Plue: You stupid woman! I am not an insect! I am not even a dog!

         Haru: Then what the hell are you!?

         Evil Plue: I am a calapalahabidoonkiflaburous!!!!!!

     &n bsp;   Haru: A calahoody?

         Elie: No! He said calapooli!!

         Twilight Key: 0.o....just let me start the story. Alright I don't own Rave Master, Inuyasha , Yu-Gi-Oh, or a calplagass
         or whatever plue is.

         Evil Plue: I am a calapalabomkiedoodle!!!

          Tea: Hey! That's not what you said before!!!!

         Evil Plue: Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

     &n bsp;   Twilight Key: 0.o.

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       ;   Story Starts

         Kaiba: If I don't get anything to eat I swear I'll eat your fuk' duck you asshole of a pharaoh!!!!!!!

         Marik: *outside of the closet* FUK DUCK!!!! *starts singing and dancing again*

         Yami: NO NEVER!!!! *runs behind yami bakura with henry the duck*

         Yami Bakura: *eats the duck* ahhh good duck

         Yami: NOOOO NOT HENRY!!!!!! *starts crying*

         All of a sudden the closet slashes open

         Yugi: Yaaaayyy!!!!! We're free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the question is...who freed us?

         Haru: I DID!!! WITH THE POWER OF THE RAVE!!!!

         Yugi: Oooohhh!!!! Which one!!!!!!

         Haru: How the hell do I know???? What, do I look like that fuk'n rave master or something????

         Everyone: 0.o.

         Musica: You are the rave master!!!!

         Haru: DUH!!!!! Did you lose your brain or somethin Musical?

         Musica: It's MUSICA!!!!

         Elie: We know who you are Monkey Su.

         Musica: *starts banging his head on the wall*

         Then Sango, Miroku and Shippo apear on Kilala.

         Yami Bakura: BITCH!!!! YOU BROKE MY CEILING!!!!!!

         Miroku: Don't worry Sango I'll protect you!

         Yami Bakura: *roars like a lion* GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

         Miroku: AH!! (hides behind sango) Shippo your a man!!! You destroy that thing!!!!

         Shippo: No way!!! I'm not doing it!!!

         Sango: What kind of men are you guys?

         Both of them: Scared ones!!!

         Miroku: And hott......well at least one of us..

         Yugi: Since you're all here...we might as well finish the game

         Yami Bakura: WHAT!!! WE'RE NEVER PLAYING THAT GAME AGAIN!!! WHAT KIND OF MOTHER

         FUCKER PLAYS TRUTH OR DARE AFTER BEING LOCKED IN A CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!

         ; Joey: I agree with him. I ain't kissin Yami Marik's ass again!!!

         Yami Marik: Oh I know you want to....

         Joey: *hides behind Mai*

         Yami: *starts dancing with a ruler* lalalalallalala*then ruler breaks* YOU FUK'N ASSHOLE OF WOOD!!! I'M

         GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!!!! *eats the ruler* FUK YOU RULERS!!!!!!!

         Marik: Oooh!!! I wanna fuk!!! *smiles at Elie*

         Elie: Ewww!!!! Gross!!! Get away from me!!!!

         Miroku: Hey!!! If anyone's gonna fuk it'l be me!!!

         Sango: *slaps Miroku* STOP BEING AN IDIOT ON PURPOSE!!!!

         Miroku: IT'S NOT ON PURPOSE!!!! IT'S REAL!!!!!

         Inuyasha: *sniffs miroku* you smell like gumbo.

         Miroku: YAY!!! LETS SING A SONG ABOUT GUMBO!!!!

         Tea: What about the game?

         Yami Bakura: Shut up BITCH!!!! Can't you see he wants to sing!!

         Marik: Oooh gumbo...Oh gumbo...you remind me of flumbo!!!!...because you're big fat and jumbo!!!!!!

         Then to make the story interesting Twilight Key (FunnyWriter) makesSesshomaru have a band of ruler armies

         attack them.

         Sesshomaru: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

      & nbsp;  Yami: MOTHER FUK'N BEATCHES!!! I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!! HIIIIYYYYYAAAA!!!!!! *eats another

         ruler*

         Joey: *smears them with ketchup for yami*

         Marik: Wheee!!!! This is fun!!! *sits on a ruler than farts*

         Elie: AHH!!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!

         Haru: Have no fear!!! Haru Glory is here!!! *then the rulers eat his deckaforce sword* 0.o....I'm dead

         Miroku: AAAHHH!!! *screams and runs away* MOMMY!!!!!!!

         Sango: MIROKU DO SOMETHING!!!!!!

         Miroku: *starts feeling Sango's ass*

         Sango: *slaps him* NOT THAT!!!!!!!!!!

         Miroku: Well you said do something

         Elie: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

         Sesshomaru:Hey! This reminds me of a joke!! One day a man named Jinga lived....then everyone died...The End!

         Everyone: ..............................

       ;   Sesshomaru: LAUGH YOU MOTHER FUKERS!!! LAUGH!!!!

         Inuyasha: *slaps him with a turkey* today is turkey day!!!!

         Sesshomaru: Very amusing but your lack of a brain is even better

         Yugi: Turkey-OH!!!!!!!!!! *turns into a turkey*

         Yugi the Turkey: Gobble gobble

         Sesshomaru: Rulers attack!!!!!!

         Yugi the turkey: Gobble!!!!! Gobble!!!! (why the hell did I turn into a fukn turkey?)

         Yami: It would be just so wrong to eat him. Oh well.....*opens the oven*

         Yugi the turkey: GOBBLE!!!! *flies away*

         Elie: Who knew turkey's could fly???

         Sesshomaru: Now can we get back to the matter where my rulers destroy you all!!!!

         Yami Bakura: Oh shut the hell up. I've tried to destroy them louds of times but it never works!!!

         Yami Marik: True....we evil guys should get more credit!!!

         Yami: Um ok but we're all gonna be attacked by evil rulers...

         Tea: To think that this all started from a simple game of truth or dare..

         Kaiba: I'm outta here. The next time you bitches want me to play a game with you wack me on the head with cheese.

         Marik: *Grabs the cheese* Time for a whacking!!!!!

         Kaiba: WAIT!! I WAS KIDDING!!! STOOOPPP!!!!!

         Marik: *starts dancing with the cheese* Yaaaayayayayayaay!!!

       &nb sp; Kaiba: Now he's dancing with the cheese?????? What the fuks gonna happen next??

         *Then it starts raining ducks*

         Kaiba: I had to ask.....

         Yami: DUCKS!!!! YAAAY!!!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!

         Marik: Fuk duck!!!! *smiles at Elie again*

         Elie: Ahh!!! you are so gross!!!!

         Sesshomaru: Rulers destroy everything in your sight!!!!

         Rulers: Master...we do not have any eyes......

         Sesshomaru: oh...just destroy anything then....

         Yami: *eats all of the rulers*

         Kaiba: Why didn't you eat them all before!!!!!

         Yami: Cause I wasn't hungry

         The End

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    &nbs p;    Twilight Key: End of story! I know a corny ending...but I promise my other fic's endings will be much better!!! Don't

         worry I'm working on a surprise fic!!!!

         Yami: And your going to torchure us right???

         Twilight Key: YES!!!!!!