Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ what really lives in thekaiba mansion ❯ what really lives in the kaiba mansion ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: The Disclaimer just got eaten by the....AHHH!!!!!!!  GASP!!
GAG!!! *cough* *cough*[disclaimer person spews up blood]
*gag**gasp**cough**cough*[dies] My evil creation has struck
again...mwhahahahahahahaha.....

A/N I just got this random Idea about Seto and Mokuba finding out what
REALLY lives in Mia’s part of the house.  As you can see, very dangerous.
*points to mangled body of disclaimer* So let’s all see what happens when
it is released..... mwhahahahahahahahahahahaha.......
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    Seto stood outside the door that no one but Mia would, or could, enter.

    Why was he doing this again?

    Oh yeah.

    Everyone else was scared of it.

    When you passed it, the very air around it seemed to move as if
something very big, and very evil, was breathing it.  And then you could
hear weird noises, like a creature of great power moving about in the
room.  The first person who ever entered that room ran out and died of
panic.  Needless to say, no one entered.  Except Mia.  But she was insane
and probably the person who put the whatever-it-was there.  No one
entered any of her other rooms that took up all of the third and most of
the second floors.  Between her intellect when it came to weapons and
stuff that blows up and her shadow magic, she was dangerous, and that was
only a start.  She was obsessive-compulsive, reckless, spontaneous,
psychotic, violent, and evil just to name a few of the character flaws
that defined her.  And let’s not go into what Mira is.......  A is for
Asshole, S is for Spontaneous, another S is for Stupid, another A is for
Ameba-sized brain, another S is for pSycho, and yet another S is for
Sick-minded freak, I is for Insane, and N is for No Brain.

    And what does that spell?

    ASSASSIN!!!!!!!  Out for his blood!

    Because of that little fun fact Seto was not likely to live past twenty
and even more not likely to die a quick painless death.

    He knew this because Mira talks in her sleep about how she’s gonna kill
The Pharaoh and High Priest.  And it’s always different and always gory.
She seriously has psycho issues.  That needed to be resolved.  Fast. 
Note to self, get Mira counseling.

    But right now he needed to wonder about what Mia did in this place.  It
was obvious that she kept something big and alive in there, but what?

    He put his hand on the doorknob and opened the door.....

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    “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!< br> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Seto ran
screaming out of the room, and slammed the door behind him, holding it
shut.  The creature pounded against the door, and it might have gotten
through if.....

    “POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  STOP THAT RIGHT
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mia shouted.

    The pounding stopped.

    Mia ignored Seto’s I-can’t-believe-you-named-that-beast-Pookie look, and
shoved him out off the way opening the door, and saying, “Sorry, Pookie.
I won’t let mean old Seto scare you no more.”

    Seto found his voice and yelled, “NOT LET ME SCARE IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
THAT THING NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART
ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

&n bsp;   “DON’T CALL POOKIE A THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  HE’S A
DRAGORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
!!!!!!!!!”

    “A dragorse?”

    “YES!!!!!!!!!!!  POOKIE IS VERY NICE AND
SWEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “Forgive me if I don’t understand, but what is a dragorse?”

    “THIS!!!!!”  Mia yelled, grabbing hold of a rope, and pulling.

    And out walked the dragorse.

    Don’t know what it looks like?  Ok, here it is.

    A dragorse has the basic shape of a horse, but that’s where the
similarities stopped.  It’s hooves were cloven and brown.  It was covered
in florescent emerald-sapphire colored scales, and had a dragon’s head
with crimson horns and eyes.  It’s large, sharp fangs were gleaming
silver.  It’s tail was spiked like a dragons, ending in a wicked looking
point.  It’s back legs were somewhat like a horses.  That was the
dragorse.

    Mia hugged it.  She hugged it.  “POOKIE-CHAN!!!!!!  YOU’RE SO
CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

&nb sp;   Seto looked at her like she was insane.

    Which she probably was.

    Only she would come up with the name ‘dragorse.’

    And only she would make a dragorse.

    Only she would call the creature Pookie-chan.

    And only she would hug it.

    Mira walked up the hall, a bucket of ice-cream in one hand, a spoon in
her mouth, and a I-thought-I-was-the-idiot-but-you-take-the-cake-look on
her face.  “HOLY RA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WASN’T ME!!!!!  I
SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  PLEASE TAKE THIS MINION OF
YOURS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH
HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  She ran off and Pookie chased her, dragging Mia
along for a second, until she swung up and started riding it like she
would a normal horse, chasing after Mira.

    Seto watched for a minute like this: O_O;;

    He wondered what else might live here that he didn’t know about.
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    He decided to be stupid and check it out.

    He came to the door of another problem room.

    This one he figured belonged to Mira because of the Hieroglyphics that
were carved into the door and splattered with blood.

    We had already heard his musing on Mira, so let’s move on to where he
finally decides to open the door. 

    As he opened the door he heard a drip of water fall from the ceiling,
looked around, and was amazed.  The room was an Ice Cavern, with a
crystalline pool in the center.  The room was pure winter-white and
silver, with great pinnacles of ice, crystal clear stalag-mights and
stalag-tights, and floors of pale blue ice.  He was so absorbed in
looking at the room that he didn’t see the creature until it was almost
upon him...
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    “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!< br> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&r dquo;  Mira hear
the screaming a mile away and raced home as fast as she could, for she
knew that Seto must have seen something.

    She raced into the room that held one of her most valued pets, an Ice
Dragon.

    And she saw the Dragon ready to spew a frigid blizzard of icy air that
could freeze anything at the touch, and yelled, “Hrive Rauko! Daro!
Daro![Winter Demon! Hold! Hold!]”

    The dragon stopped.

    Mira walked over to it and glared at Seto.

    “What were you doing to my dragon?!” she shouted, not bothering to keep
her voice in check.

    “What is that thing doing in my house?!” Seto yelled back.

    “Hrive, kill him, and make it painful,” Mira said, not bothering with
the argument anymore.

    But surprisingly by some fluke of fate, Mia accidentally saved Seto from
dying, though she could not save him from receiving serious bodily injury
and actually it would have been better off if he was dead because he
wouldn’t have had to suffer as long, so really, Mia just ruined his life
even more and reminded him why it sucked.

    “THIS BATTLE IS NOT YET OVER!!!!!!!!!!!” Mia yelled, the dragorse
springing into the room.

    “Hrive!  To me!” Mira called to the dragon, and it came swiftly, and she
climbed onto it’s back, brandishing her sword, and along it’s edges
burned a silver, black, and blue flame.

    Mia did likewise, her sword bearing a crimson and black flame.

    And they charged each other, and the room erupted in a violent battle
where both beast and rider fought. 

    ~*~One Armageddon later~*~

    “I WIN!!!  I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mia yelled, sheathing her
sword.

    Mira just stared at her like this: O_o

    “You so did not win.  I was the victor of this battle.”

    “You’re real names victor?!?!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oof!!!!!”

    Mira set down the crowbar, tossed Hrive most of an entire ham, took up
the lead for Pookie, and dragged Mia out of the room.

    They all were virtually unscathed, except for the room and Seto, who the
last she saw of, was bleeding in a mangled heap on the floor. 

    She made a mental note to not tell a maid to not tell a butler to not
tell a servant to not tell Mia to not tell a maid to not tell a butler to
not tell a servant to not call the hospital about that.
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    Mokuba wondered what happened to his brother and was fairly certain
something in his sister’s part of the house had something to do with it.

    So he decided to find out.

    He knew about her dragorse and Mira’s Ice Dragon, and also thought that
Daryth and the other random supposedly dead people that she ‘saved’, but
was sure that they could not cause that much damage.

    So he decided to be a brave fool and check it out.

    Poor Mokuba’s gonna get mauled to death.  Let’s all cry for him.  T.T

    So he went to a room that had always scared him.

    It always seemed like the door was watching him as he passed.

    It felt as if something of great power resided in that room.

    It was a scary thought.

    Mokuba’s trembling hand reached for the door, and slowly opened it.

    At first there seemed to be nothing in the room, but then he saw the air
in front of him shimmer, and then it began to take color and shape.

    He soon found himself staring at a perfect replica of himself.

    And the replica punched him, and ran out of the room.

    It failed to knock him out, though.

    Mokuba got up and followed it.

    The shape-shifter ran down the hall, up the steps, and into another
room.

    Mokuba followed it.

    The room was dark, except for a silver light from the ceiling that
illuminated the center of a pool of water, whose edges came out almost to
the door.

    Mokuba watched as the water began to ripple out from the center, then
swirl into a whirlpool, from which arose a Water Elemental.

    This one took a form almost completely composed of water, though it had
resemblance to a young woman in a blue dress.

    The Elemental paid no head to Mokuba.  It’s flashing blue eyes surveyed
the darkness for the Shape-shifter, to no avail.

    Then suddenly a blast of fire came from the opposite corner.  The
Elemental spun around, and blocked it with a pillar of water.  The
Shape-shifter and the Elemental continued fighting, the Shape-shifter
trying a different element each time, and the Elemental blocking it each
time with either water or ice.  But finally the Shape-shifter found the
element to use: Electricity.  The Shape-shifter fired a blast of
lightning at the Elemental, and it convulsed and fell into the water.

    The Shape-shifter walked out of the darkness and returned to it’s room
in the form of a cat.

    So here’s the gist of what happened:

    Seto got severely mauled by the creatures that lived in the house and
ended up having to spend two weeks in the hospital recovering.

    Mokuba got an A on his short story about the battle between the
Shape-shifter and the Water Elemental, and ended up passing Language Arts
with other stuff he found in the house that did random battles with each
other.

    Somehow that doesn’t seem very fair.  But then again, life’s not often
fair to people who are like Seto.

    So I’ll leave you with this thought.

    Don’t ever get a stick shoved so far up your ass that it deflates your
brain and puts the empty air into your ego.
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isis:ok, i wasnt in this,but i have my own equivilent, isis versis the easter bunny, but i havent decided if i'll post it yet, what do you guys think?ya, mia wrote this by herself, but i added this part, ja, isis!