Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Why Yami Yugi Failed Woodshop ❯ Death by Drill Press ( Chapter 2 )

Why Yami Failed Woodshop

Chapter 2: Death By Drill Press

Snowfang: A new chapter. I can hardly CONTAIN my excitement.

Aleuwolf: -_-;; You have a sick sense of humor.

Melissa: Aleu doesn't own YuGiOh.

Aleuwolf: *starts sobbing* Yes! It's true! I don't own YuGiOh! I'm so ashamed!!!!

Stephwolf: She doesn't own Mr. Mortenson either. He's a real Woodshop teacher at our school.

Snowfang: ^_^ She doesn't even own US thankfully. Me, Stephwolf, and Melissa all belong to her friends!

Jordan: What about me?

Snowfang: You're her enemy.

Jordan: Oh, yeah...

*****

Ryou: Yeah, Yami! Remember the Drill Press?

Yami: I'd rather not...

***FLASHBACK***

Yami: So, how do I work this thing?

Yugi: -_-;; Mr. Mortenson just told us.

Yami: I was thinking about Duel Monsters. Help me out here Yugi.

Yugi: -_-;; Just turn it on and lower the Drill Piece.

Yami: Oh, I can do that. *turns on the machine and puts the drill bit into the top of the wood*

*sniffs* I smell smoke.

Yugi: Yami! You're supposed to keep drilling down so the drill tip doesn't overheat!

Yami: Overheat?

*Yami's wood suddenly bursts into flame and in seconds becomes a pile of black ash on the floor*

Yami: Um, Mr. Mortenson? I think I need another piece of wood...

Mr. Mortenson: *evil glare*

***END FLASHBACK***

Yami: Okay, so I burnt my wood. Big deal!

Yugi: Remember what happened next?

Yami: -_-;; Please don't bring that up.

Yugi: ^_^ Too late.

***SECOND FLASHBACK***

Yami: So I just keep lowering the thing?

Yugi: Yup! Just keep lowering it and you'll be fine!

Yami: Okay...

~Five Minutes Later~

Yami: Is this far enough, hikari?

Yugi: *stares down into a looooong hole* HOW FAR DOWN DID YOU DRILL???

Yami: Through the table.

*Suddenly the drill bit pops loose and plummets straight through the floor, and doesn't stop spinning*

Yugi: *looking into the small hole* I think it went all the way into the basement!

Janitor That Happens to be Hanging Out in the Basement: YEOWCH!!! MY HEAD! MY HEAD! X____X *dies*

Yami: O.O Do you think I'll be charged at court for that?

***END SECOND FLASHBACK***

Yami: Okay so I killed a guy! So what?

Yugi: -_-;; Well, if THAT didn't lower your mark, the 'Bandsaw Incident' did.

Yami: That was NOT my fault!

Yugi: SURE it wasn't...

*****

Aleuwolf: Pretty good if I do say so myself!

Jordan: *whimpers* There was no Tea Torture! *runs off crying*

Stephwolf: -_-;; He needs mental help.

Aleuwolf: -_-;; He needs INTENSIVE mental help.

Melissa: -_-;; I think he's gone brain dead.

Snowfang: -_-;; For once, I agree with you.

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Well, we can worry about him later. The next chapter is WHY BANDSAWS SHOULD BE BANNED. Please review.