Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Winter Cruise? SWEET! ❯ Five ( Chapter 5 )

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By: LilyIris
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.18.2005 | Pages: 7 | Words: 3.8K | Visits: 220 | Status: Completed

Chapter Five
 
Lily Fairy: Go on Yugi. Say it!
 
Yugi: Okay. Lily Fairy—
 
Bakura: I wanna say it!
 
Yugi: NO! Lily Fairy wanted ME to say it. Not you!
 
Bakura: Me!
 
Lily Fairy: Okay, okay. Since you two are such cuties, I'll let Bakura do this chapter and Yugi can do the second.
 
Yugi and Bakura: Okay! ^-^
 
Bakura: Lily Fairy doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
 
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Everyone is eating their pizza.
 
Yugi: Yummy…
 
Mai: Mmmm. This is delicious!
 
Serenity: Tèa, I never knew you were a vegetarian.
 
Tèa: I'm not.
 
Seto takes a bite out of a bacon and ham pizza.
 
Tèa: Don't eat that!!! It's ALIVE, I tell you. ALIVE!!!
 
Everyone: *cracks up*
 
Joey: Well, let's go set up da tree!
 
All girls except Mai: Okay. We got the cutest little tree! *they start gushing about the cutie little angels they'll put on it*
 
Boys and Mai: *roll their eyes*
 
Mai: Enough! I'll go get the tree! *returns with a box that says 100% artificial*
 
Yugi: You got a fake tree?
 
Mai: Well, DUH! You expect us to find a real tree on this ship?!
 
Yugi: Oh yeah. That's right.
 
Guys: *roll their eyes again*
 
Mokuba: It's gonna be like at our mansion, `cept our tree is usually a hologram or on a big computer screen. It's not that bad though. Seto still lets be decorate it with hologram ornaments!
 
Everyone: WHAT???
 
Seto: What? You actually think I have the time to go tree shopping?
 
Yugi: Let's just get it up. I don't mind if it's a fake tree.
 
They all start putting the tree together. Everyone's working except a certain two people who are having a sword fight with two of the biggest branches.
 
Joey: Take that!
 
Tristan: Take that too!
 
Joey: *backs Tristan into a corner and says in a corny British accent* Surrendah!
 
Tristan: Never! *they continue the sword fight*
 
Mai: You guys! I'm trying to sort the branches here! Go away!
 
Joey: Sorry Mai. *gets poked in the chest*
 
Joey: OW! DUDE! THAT— *realizes that everyone is staring at him* tickled… heh, really tickled.
 
Tristan: Suuuuuuuure.
Ishizu: I want to finish this before I turn 50!!!
 
Joey: Sheesh! We're sorry. God…
 
Mokuba is working on the top of the tree. The top happens to be a big triangular piece and is twice the size of poor Mokuba.
 
Mokuba: Someone…help…me…being crushed by tree here… ow… prickly…
 
Seto: *peels Mokuba off of the top* You ok?
 
Mokuba: F-fine.
 
Finally after 2 hours, the tree is up.
 
Yami: You know, I gotta admit, it looks pretty good.
 
Yugi: GREAT! We can decorate it now!
 
Seto: I got the lights.
 
Tèa: I'll pop the popcorn for those chain thingys.
 
Joey: I'll string da popcorn!
 
Tristan: Me too!
 
Mai: I'll help you two, otherwise, we're gonna wind up with a chain that's an inch long seeing the way you two eat.
 
Ishizu: I'll get the ornaments!
 
Yugi: Let's do it!
 
They start putting up the ornaments and stuff and Ishizu catches Marik hanging up a nude ornament.
 
Ishizu: Marik, what the HELL do you think you're doing??
 
Marik: What?
 
Ishizu: We didn't put that up last year, and we're not putting it up this year! I'm not taking any excuses your sick mind come up with!
 
Marik: *growls and takes it down*
 
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In the ship's kitchen, Mai, Joey, and Tristan are stringing the popcorn.
 
Joey: *puts one piece of popcorn on the string* One for da tree… *pops two pieces of popcorn in his mouth* And two fer me…
 
Tristan: *puts one piece of popcorn on the string* One for the tree… *pops three pieces of popcorn in his mouth* And three for me…
 
Joey: *is about to pop another piece in his mouth*
 
Mai: *catches it in midair* YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STRINGING! NOT EATING!!!
 
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Meanwhile, in Seto's room with the tree…
 
Yugi: I wanna put the star up!
 
Yami Bakura: You're never gonna reach, even with a ladder, shrimp.
 
Yami Marik and Marik: *laugh*
 
Yami: *puts Yugi on his shoulders, so that Yugi can reach* Grrr…no one messes with MY hikari!!! (a/n hikari means light side in Japanese)
 
Y. Marik, Y. Bakura, and Marik: Jeez…
 
Yugi: Thanks Yami! ^-^
 
Yami: It's nothing. *shrugs, almost causing Yugi to fall off*
 
Yugi: Whoa!
 
Yami: Sorry.
 
Yugi: *puts the glittery golden star with the Millennium Eye in the center on top* Ta-da!
 
Yami: *sets Yugi down*
 
By this time, everyone is back and the decorations are up. Tèa turns off the lights, and Y. Bakura plugs in the tree lights.
 
Everyone: Woooooooooooow…...
 
Mai: Nice...It's almost as pretty as I am...
 
All: Riiiiiiiiiiiight. -_-
 
Ishizu: Well, lets watch the movies!
 
All: Okay!
 
Bakura: *looks into the bag with the DVDs* Ugh, Yami, you didn't!
 
Y. Bakura: *trying to look innocent* Who, me?
 
Bakura: *sarcastically* No, I mean Yugi's Yami. OF COURSE I MEAN YOU, YOU BAKA!!! (a/n Baka means idiot or stupid in Japanese)
 
Serenity: What did he do?
 
Ishizu: *looks into the bag* Ugh...
 
All: WHAT???!!! TELL US ALREADY!!!
 
Ishizu: *sigh* They got nothing but scary movies.
 
All: Again???
 
Ishizu: Yes, again.
 
Yami: *to Y. Bakura* I hate you...
 
Y. Bakura: I hate you even more.
 
Yugi: What's the big deal? I'm not scared of the movies.
 
Joey: Yug? No offense, but you freak ova scary movies...
 
Yugi: NO I DON'T!!!
 
Tristan: You got scared when we saw Shrek. (a/n I don't own that either)
 
Yugi: I AM NOT AFRAID OF SCARY MOVIES!!!!! I'M NOT SCARED TO FACE ABOUT A MILLION THINGS THAT COULD BE DEATH: THE LOSS OF MY SOUL OR JUST GETTING BEAT UP!!! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULD BE SCARED OF SCARY MOVIES OR ANY OF THAT KIND OF THING?????!!!!!
 
Y. Marik: *jumps at him from behind wearing a mask* BOO!!
 
Yugi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of room screaming* (a/n remember, this is a suite sort of cabin. Kaiba paid to get a huge room)
 
Joey: I rest my case.
 
Yugi: *comes back* We can still watch it...I'm not gonna freak...
 
All: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... *starts watching American Nightmare*
 
Yugi: *hiding behind a couch* This is scary....
 
Y. Bakura: *to Yami* Your hikari is a friggin wimp.
 
Yami: Ok! That's it!! *tackles Y. Bakura*
 
Y. Bakura: *punches Yami off* Get off of me!!!
 
Yugi and Bakura step between the Yamis.
 
Yugi: STOP FIGHTING!!!
 
Bakura: Yes, stop before either of you break anything.
 
Both Yamis glare at each other before stomping off to their cabins.
 
Yami: *under breath* f***ing tomb robber...
 
Y. Bakura: *muttering* That f***ing pharaoh...shouldn't even be a pharaoh... *out loud* F***ing pharaoh!!!
 
Yami: Friggin @$$ hole!!! *slams door*
 
Y. Bakura: *slams door*
 
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