Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow! ❯ Week Ten ( Chapter 10 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Sakura22 
Major anime guy bashing...lots and lots of fun!!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.03.2002 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 289 | Status: Completed
Major anime guy bashing...lots and lots of fun!!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.03.2002 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 289 | Status: Completed
Yu-Gi-Oh Talkshow
Week Ten
Hmm…how are our…oh! Never mind. Okay…mm bacon…we're going live in 3, 2, 1…go!
Sakura: Hello people and loyal fans!! Today we're going to have fun again!! So before we get anything down…I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon, G Gundam, Cardcaptors, or the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Yugi: Why all those?
Sakura: You'll see.
Voices from backstage: Hey…what about us?
Sakura: YEAH!! Okay, today we've got some guest stars!! C'mon out here gals!!
::Brockiepoo, Duelist Luna, the Drunken Panda, and Duelist Mai run out from backstage::
Sakura: We are going to have so much fun today…
Yugi: What ARE we doing today?
::Sakura, Brockiepoo, Luna, the Drunken Panda, and Duelist Mai have a huge grin on their faces::
Yugi: ::gulp::
Sakura: WE'RE DOING MAJOR ANIME GUY BASHING!!!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!!!
Yugi, Kaiba, Joey, Tristan, Bakura, Ryou, and Sugoroku: ::gulp::
Brockiepoo: And some other amine rantings.
Yugi, Kaiba, Joey, Tristan, Bakura, Ryou, and Sugoroku: ::sigh::
Sakura: First, here's…
Syaoran: Hey…What am I doing here?
Sakura: Hehehehe…
Syaoran: ::gulp::
Sakura: So Li, do you love Sakura?
Syaoran: DON'T CALL ME LI!!
Sakura: Why not? I've only found out that you were Syaoran a few months ago.
Syaoran: ::gulp::
Sakura: Your cue…
D. Panda: If the answer is 47, what is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Syaoran: 47? What?
Sakura: HAHA YOU LOSE!!!
Yami Yugi: Hey, that's my line!!
Kaiba: That was not a message from me. I didn't even understand that.
Sakura: Whatever.
Syaoran: I lost? At what?
Sakura: ::whacks him on the top of the head with a fan::
Syaoran: Ow!! Hey, that wasn't there before!!
Sakura: HAHA!!!
::the new-found trap door opens right under Syaoran::
Syaoran: AHHH!!!!!!!
Yugi, Kaiba, Joey, Tristan, Bakura, Ryou, and Sugoroku: O.O"
Sakura: =) Alright who's next??
::Domone and Sai Saishi walk out from backstage::
Domone: What are we doing here?
Sai: I dunno, bro…
Sakura: Jeezen quackers, why do you always say that? What if I called you bro in every sentence, hmm?
Sai: I dunno, sis.
Sakura: What kind of weird sages would put a boy in charge of saving a temple? Poor little guy.
The two sages always following Sai Saishi around: He-
Sakura: ::whacks both of them with her fan:: NO!! Stop picking on the poor boy!!
Domone: So why am I here?
Sakura: Me and Brockiepoo have a bone to pick with you.
Domone: What? A bone?
Sakura: We know you are totally in love with Rain.
Domone: No I'm not!! ::severe anime blush::
Sakura: Yah-huh!!
Domone: No I don't…
Rain: ::whacks him on the head with her fan::
Domone: Ow!!
Rain: Come on!! Neo-Peru wants to have a Gundam match!!
Sakura: HAHA I bet Neo-Peru cannot fight!! You beat him Domone!!! ::looks around:: Alright, who's next?
Kaiba: ::gulp::
Sakura: Aww, Kaiba!! How nice of you to volunteer!! But if you keep on making me have those weird dreams about you I will seriously make fun of you!! So we'll trade. Your sanity for my sleep.
Kaiba: What do you mean weird dreams?
Sakura: NOW!! Let's have some more fun!! I believe I promised it to all of you…
Brockiepoo: Haha other anime rantings!! Call the professor!!
::Professor Ivy walks out from backstage::
Professor Ivy: What?
Sakura: Hello, Professor. I have this odd Pokémon and I was wondering if you would study it for me. ::pushes Ryou in front of her:: Here he is!!!
Professor Ivy: Hmm, this is an odd Pokémon. Tracey!!
Tracey: Yes Professor Ivy?
Professor Ivy: I want you to sketch this Pokémon for me.
Tracey: ::big grin:: Oooh…can I name him George?
Ryou: I am going to banish you…
Sakura: ::whacks him with her fan:: Alright, the next person I want to hit with a fan will get a mallet instead!!
Kaiba: ::cringes::
Ryou: I will banish you into the darkness…
Tracey: ::drawing Professor Ivy instead of Ryou:: Hmm, a little shading here…
Professor Ivy: ::notices Kaiba::
Kaiba: ::sees Professor Ivy looking at him::
Professor Ivy: ::stares at Kaiba::
Kaiba: ::glares at Professor Ivy::
Professor Ivy: ::stares at Kaiba::
Kaiba: ::glares at Professor Ivy::
Professor Ivy: ::stares at Kaiba::
Kaiba: ::glares at Professor Ivy::
Sakura: AHH!! Stop that!
Kaiba: WILL YOU STOP STARING AT ME AND GO AWAY!?!? ::walks backstage::
Professor Ivy: …
Sakura: ::evil grin::
Professor Ivy: …
Sakura: ::evil grin:: Hey, where's Kaiba go?
Professor Ivy: ::turns blue and huddles in a corner:: I don't want to talk about it…
Sakura, Brockiepoo, & Duelist Mai: Yay…she got hit with a dose of her own stuff…
Sakura: ALRIGHT GALS, I PROMISED A PARTY AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET!!!!!
::Sakura, Luna, Brockiepoo, D. Panda, and Duelist Mai make a circle around Tracey::
Tracey: Hello, ladies!! ::to himself:: I gotta sketch this…
Sakura: GET HIM!!
Tracey: ::gulp::
Luna: Hey Tracey, why exactly did you leave Ash? I thought he was your friend.
Tracey: I couldn't pass up a job with Professor Oak!!
Luna: If you really were his friend then you wouldn't have left him!!
Tracey: …
D. Panda: We know that you and Professor Ivy were in league and were out to get Brock!!
Tracey: …was not.
D. Panda: Yes you were!! ::whacks him with a fan::
Tracey: Where does everybody get these fans?!
Sakura: Like you'd have a fan club.
Duelist Mai: Actually I think he does.
Sakura: What?
Duelist Mai: I saw it at Anipike. Something about the Tracey fan club site.
Luna: Who would want him to have a site?
Ryou: A-
Sakura: DON'T ANSWER THAT!!
D. Panda: So who's next?
Luna: Yeah?
Sakura: Excuse me, we aren't done with Tracey yet!!
Brockiepoo: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Sakura: HAHA!! YES!! # 43 from 101 Ways to Get Rid of Tracey/Kenji!!
Duelist Mai: But this isn't a radio tower…
Sakura: But we're broadcasting, right? And we broadcast from a tower, right?
::nods::
Sakura: So that means we can hang him from the antenna, right?
::enthusiastic nods::
Tracey: ::gulp::
Brockiepoo: GET HIM!!!!
::Sakura, Luna, Brockiepoo, D. Panda, and Duelist Mai run at him, D. Mai grabs him, the others help hold him down::
…
~outside, climbing up the tower…~
D. Mai: Hey!! Let's play ring toss with him!! See who can get him on the top!!
Brockiepoo: Too heavy.
Sakura: Well, Mai, you're like, 5'9". You put him up there.
D. Mai: I'm afraid of heights…
Sakura: Dang…so how are we going to get him up there?
…
Sakura: HEY!! What about TJ?
Luna, Brockiepoo, D. Panda, & D. Mai: TJ?
Sakura: Yeah!! TJ, come on out! ::throws a Pokéball, Ditto comes out::
TJ: "Honeee, I'm hooome!!"
Sakura: TJ!! You mimic Pokémon, not weird shows!!
TJ: Oh…
Sakura: TJ!! Use transform to change into Zapdos!!
TJ: ::transforms into Zapdos::
::the girls tie Tracey to TJ::
Sakura: Alright, when you get up there, use transform and change into Primeape so you can tie him to the tower, kay?
TJ: Yes sir!!
Sakura: Ma'am.
TJ: Yes, ma'am sir!!
Sakura: Just do it!!
::TJ flies up to the top of the tower, transforms into Primeape, then ties Tracey (who seems to have gone unconscious…) to the tower::
Sakura, Brockiepoo, Luna, D. Panda, & D. Mai: YAY!!!
::CRASH!!::
Sakura: Uh, oh…what's going on inside?
::the 5 run inside to find that Professor Ivy is on the floor and Kaiba has come back out from backstage, holding a mallet::
Sakura: What did you do?
Kaiba: I borrowed your mallet…
Sakura: GAH!! You were supposed to knock her out, not kill her!!
Professor Ivy: … ::groans::
Kaiba: GRR!! ::smacks her with the mallet again::
Sakura: O.O
Kaiba: Hehe…
Sakura: Um…hey, wow! That's all the time we have today!! Sorry to cut it so short!! Join us next week to see how Tracey stood up to the tower!!
::credits role::
WRITTEN BY
Sakura22
WRITTEN AT
8:51 PM eastern/standard time
BACKSTAGE DIRECTOR
Clone Sakura
CAST
Sakura
Clone Sakura
Roberi
Yugi Muto
Yami Yugi
Téa Gardner
Joey Wheeler
Tristan Taylor
Mai Valentine
Bakura Ryou
Ryou (Yami Bakura)
Seto Kaiba
Maximillion Pegasus
Sugoroku Muto
Syaoran
Domone Kashu
Sai Saishi
The Two Sages That Are Always Following Sai Saishi Around
Rain
Professor Ivy
Tracey Sketchit
And… TJ, my Ditto!!
SPECIAL THANKS TO
Brockiepoo15, Duelist Luna, Pandapants 182, and Duelist Mai
DO OWN
Sakura
All Clone Sakuras
Roberi
This fanfiction
TJ, my Ditto that led me to victory in Red Version
DO NOT OWN
Yu-Gi-Oh!
CardCaptors (Card Captor Sakura)
G Gundam
Pokémon
101 Ways To Get Rid of Tracey/Kenji
Brockiepoo15
Duelist Luna
the Drunken Panda
Duelist Mai
YAY THIS WAS FUN!!
BUT SCHOOL IS MAKING WORK GO SLOW!!
SO SORRY FOR DELAYS!!
Week Ten
Hmm…how are our…oh! Never mind. Okay…mm bacon…we're going live in 3, 2, 1…go!
Sakura: Hello people and loyal fans!! Today we're going to have fun again!! So before we get anything down…I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon, G Gundam, Cardcaptors, or the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Yugi: Why all those?
Sakura: You'll see.
Voices from backstage: Hey…what about us?
Sakura: YEAH!! Okay, today we've got some guest stars!! C'mon out here gals!!
::Brockiepoo, Duelist Luna, the Drunken Panda, and Duelist Mai run out from backstage::
Sakura: We are going to have so much fun today…
Yugi: What ARE we doing today?
::Sakura, Brockiepoo, Luna, the Drunken Panda, and Duelist Mai have a huge grin on their faces::
Yugi: ::gulp::
Sakura: WE'RE DOING MAJOR ANIME GUY BASHING!!!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!!!
Yugi, Kaiba, Joey, Tristan, Bakura, Ryou, and Sugoroku: ::gulp::
Brockiepoo: And some other amine rantings.
Yugi, Kaiba, Joey, Tristan, Bakura, Ryou, and Sugoroku: ::sigh::
Sakura: First, here's…
Syaoran: Hey…What am I doing here?
Sakura: Hehehehe…
Syaoran: ::gulp::
Sakura: So Li, do you love Sakura?
Syaoran: DON'T CALL ME LI!!
Sakura: Why not? I've only found out that you were Syaoran a few months ago.
Syaoran: ::gulp::
Sakura: Your cue…
D. Panda: If the answer is 47, what is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Syaoran: 47? What?
Sakura: HAHA YOU LOSE!!!
Yami Yugi: Hey, that's my line!!
Kaiba: That was not a message from me. I didn't even understand that.
Sakura: Whatever.
Syaoran: I lost? At what?
Sakura: ::whacks him on the top of the head with a fan::
Syaoran: Ow!! Hey, that wasn't there before!!
Sakura: HAHA!!!
::the new-found trap door opens right under Syaoran::
Syaoran: AHHH!!!!!!!
Yugi, Kaiba, Joey, Tristan, Bakura, Ryou, and Sugoroku: O.O"
Sakura: =) Alright who's next??
::Domone and Sai Saishi walk out from backstage::
Domone: What are we doing here?
Sai: I dunno, bro…
Sakura: Jeezen quackers, why do you always say that? What if I called you bro in every sentence, hmm?
Sai: I dunno, sis.
Sakura: What kind of weird sages would put a boy in charge of saving a temple? Poor little guy.
The two sages always following Sai Saishi around: He-
Sakura: ::whacks both of them with her fan:: NO!! Stop picking on the poor boy!!
Domone: So why am I here?
Sakura: Me and Brockiepoo have a bone to pick with you.
Domone: What? A bone?
Sakura: We know you are totally in love with Rain.
Domone: No I'm not!! ::severe anime blush::
Sakura: Yah-huh!!
Domone: No I don't…
Rain: ::whacks him on the head with her fan::
Domone: Ow!!
Rain: Come on!! Neo-Peru wants to have a Gundam match!!
Sakura: HAHA I bet Neo-Peru cannot fight!! You beat him Domone!!! ::looks around:: Alright, who's next?
Kaiba: ::gulp::
Sakura: Aww, Kaiba!! How nice of you to volunteer!! But if you keep on making me have those weird dreams about you I will seriously make fun of you!! So we'll trade. Your sanity for my sleep.
Kaiba: What do you mean weird dreams?
Sakura: NOW!! Let's have some more fun!! I believe I promised it to all of you…
Brockiepoo: Haha other anime rantings!! Call the professor!!
::Professor Ivy walks out from backstage::
Professor Ivy: What?
Sakura: Hello, Professor. I have this odd Pokémon and I was wondering if you would study it for me. ::pushes Ryou in front of her:: Here he is!!!
Professor Ivy: Hmm, this is an odd Pokémon. Tracey!!
Tracey: Yes Professor Ivy?
Professor Ivy: I want you to sketch this Pokémon for me.
Tracey: ::big grin:: Oooh…can I name him George?
Ryou: I am going to banish you…
Sakura: ::whacks him with her fan:: Alright, the next person I want to hit with a fan will get a mallet instead!!
Kaiba: ::cringes::
Ryou: I will banish you into the darkness…
Tracey: ::drawing Professor Ivy instead of Ryou:: Hmm, a little shading here…
Professor Ivy: ::notices Kaiba::
Kaiba: ::sees Professor Ivy looking at him::
Professor Ivy: ::stares at Kaiba::
Kaiba: ::glares at Professor Ivy::
Professor Ivy: ::stares at Kaiba::
Kaiba: ::glares at Professor Ivy::
Professor Ivy: ::stares at Kaiba::
Kaiba: ::glares at Professor Ivy::
Sakura: AHH!! Stop that!
Kaiba: WILL YOU STOP STARING AT ME AND GO AWAY!?!? ::walks backstage::
Professor Ivy: …
Sakura: ::evil grin::
Professor Ivy: …
Sakura: ::evil grin:: Hey, where's Kaiba go?
Professor Ivy: ::turns blue and huddles in a corner:: I don't want to talk about it…
Sakura, Brockiepoo, & Duelist Mai: Yay…she got hit with a dose of her own stuff…
Sakura: ALRIGHT GALS, I PROMISED A PARTY AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET!!!!!
::Sakura, Luna, Brockiepoo, D. Panda, and Duelist Mai make a circle around Tracey::
Tracey: Hello, ladies!! ::to himself:: I gotta sketch this…
Sakura: GET HIM!!
Tracey: ::gulp::
Luna: Hey Tracey, why exactly did you leave Ash? I thought he was your friend.
Tracey: I couldn't pass up a job with Professor Oak!!
Luna: If you really were his friend then you wouldn't have left him!!
Tracey: …
D. Panda: We know that you and Professor Ivy were in league and were out to get Brock!!
Tracey: …was not.
D. Panda: Yes you were!! ::whacks him with a fan::
Tracey: Where does everybody get these fans?!
Sakura: Like you'd have a fan club.
Duelist Mai: Actually I think he does.
Sakura: What?
Duelist Mai: I saw it at Anipike. Something about the Tracey fan club site.
Luna: Who would want him to have a site?
Ryou: A-
Sakura: DON'T ANSWER THAT!!
D. Panda: So who's next?
Luna: Yeah?
Sakura: Excuse me, we aren't done with Tracey yet!!
Brockiepoo: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Sakura: HAHA!! YES!! # 43 from 101 Ways to Get Rid of Tracey/Kenji!!
Duelist Mai: But this isn't a radio tower…
Sakura: But we're broadcasting, right? And we broadcast from a tower, right?
::nods::
Sakura: So that means we can hang him from the antenna, right?
::enthusiastic nods::
Tracey: ::gulp::
Brockiepoo: GET HIM!!!!
::Sakura, Luna, Brockiepoo, D. Panda, and Duelist Mai run at him, D. Mai grabs him, the others help hold him down::
…
~outside, climbing up the tower…~
D. Mai: Hey!! Let's play ring toss with him!! See who can get him on the top!!
Brockiepoo: Too heavy.
Sakura: Well, Mai, you're like, 5'9". You put him up there.
D. Mai: I'm afraid of heights…
Sakura: Dang…so how are we going to get him up there?
…
Sakura: HEY!! What about TJ?
Luna, Brockiepoo, D. Panda, & D. Mai: TJ?
Sakura: Yeah!! TJ, come on out! ::throws a Pokéball, Ditto comes out::
TJ: "Honeee, I'm hooome!!"
Sakura: TJ!! You mimic Pokémon, not weird shows!!
TJ: Oh…
Sakura: TJ!! Use transform to change into Zapdos!!
TJ: ::transforms into Zapdos::
::the girls tie Tracey to TJ::
Sakura: Alright, when you get up there, use transform and change into Primeape so you can tie him to the tower, kay?
TJ: Yes sir!!
Sakura: Ma'am.
TJ: Yes, ma'am sir!!
Sakura: Just do it!!
::TJ flies up to the top of the tower, transforms into Primeape, then ties Tracey (who seems to have gone unconscious…) to the tower::
Sakura, Brockiepoo, Luna, D. Panda, & D. Mai: YAY!!!
::CRASH!!::
Sakura: Uh, oh…what's going on inside?
::the 5 run inside to find that Professor Ivy is on the floor and Kaiba has come back out from backstage, holding a mallet::
Sakura: What did you do?
Kaiba: I borrowed your mallet…
Sakura: GAH!! You were supposed to knock her out, not kill her!!
Professor Ivy: … ::groans::
Kaiba: GRR!! ::smacks her with the mallet again::
Sakura: O.O
Kaiba: Hehe…
Sakura: Um…hey, wow! That's all the time we have today!! Sorry to cut it so short!! Join us next week to see how Tracey stood up to the tower!!
::credits role::
WRITTEN BY
Sakura22
WRITTEN AT
8:51 PM eastern/standard time
BACKSTAGE DIRECTOR
Clone Sakura
CAST
Sakura
Clone Sakura
Roberi
Yugi Muto
Yami Yugi
Téa Gardner
Joey Wheeler
Tristan Taylor
Mai Valentine
Bakura Ryou
Ryou (Yami Bakura)
Seto Kaiba
Maximillion Pegasus
Sugoroku Muto
Syaoran
Domone Kashu
Sai Saishi
The Two Sages That Are Always Following Sai Saishi Around
Rain
Professor Ivy
Tracey Sketchit
And… TJ, my Ditto!!
SPECIAL THANKS TO
Brockiepoo15, Duelist Luna, Pandapants 182, and Duelist Mai
DO OWN
Sakura
All Clone Sakuras
Roberi
This fanfiction
TJ, my Ditto that led me to victory in Red Version
DO NOT OWN
Yu-Gi-Oh!
CardCaptors (Card Captor Sakura)
G Gundam
Pokémon
101 Ways To Get Rid of Tracey/Kenji
Brockiepoo15
Duelist Luna
the Drunken Panda
Duelist Mai
YAY THIS WAS FUN!!
BUT SCHOOL IS MAKING WORK GO SLOW!!
SO SORRY FOR DELAYS!!