Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Dating Game ❯ Teh last chapter of DOOM ( Chapter 6 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Capn Spiffy 
The final chapter....of DOOM. Plot holes, the WORLD, and bishies trapped in a room with no doors or windows...And beware of margin cuts. We don't know what to do here. BYE!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.15.2004 | Updated On: 12.15.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 178 | Status: Completed
The final chapter....of DOOM. Plot holes, the WORLD, and bishies trapped in a room with no doors or windows...And beware of margin cuts. We don't know what to do here. BYE!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.15.2004 | Updated On: 12.15.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 178 | Status: Completed
The Yugioh Dating Game!
Cap'n Spiffy and Bilbo-sama.
We don't own squat. Except the Stickman Workout Tapes joke. That was Bilbo-sama's idea. Ph34r!
Squat! I like squat!
'n Spiffy: -___-; Shaddup! It's starting!
minutes later*
Starting, eh?
'n Spiffy: -_-; Shaddup. I shouldn't trust you with writing a fic. Have you ever heard of a little ol' thing called BACKING UP YOUR FILES?!
'n Spiffy: Arghh! I can't help it if my computer randomly decides not to work! Evil thing of DOOM...
-_-;
'n Spiffy: What?!
-___-;;; Yesanyway, last time Hyper was left choosing the bachelor she wants. It's pretty obvious.
'n Spiffy: ARGGH. SWASH SWASH! BUCKLE BUCKLE! *Does crazy hand motions*
-_____-; That's it no more Pirates of the Caribbean for you!
'n Spiffy: TT__________TT
Teh winner of The Dating Game isssssssss.*drum roll* Seto! WEEEEEEEEEEEE! *throws confetti*
*Bored tone* Yay.
*Whips out mallet* Where's your happy?! BE HAPPY! Don't make me use this! *Shakes Mallet*
Meeep. Uh, *unethusiaticly* YAY. A DATE WITH HYPER! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MY LIFE'S MISSION IS COMPLETE!
^_^;
else: -_-;
that was your life's mission? I thought it was to kick Yugi's arse on duel monsters and try to take over that video game called 'the world'...
I KNEW IT!
*wide-eyed* nani?!
Ahem...
Er no wait, that was Bakura's...
*whips out his staff (you know...some kind of stick that can be used as a weapon?) from nowhere* *to Bakura* EAT VAJAK KRUZ, FIEND! *casts Vajak Kruz*
No! You set my imaginary friend on fire! NOOOOOOOOO!
*cough* Yesh.anyway.
*sniffs* LOOK WHAT THEY DONE TO YOU, PHIL!
Phil?
That kinda reminds me of the name of this martial artist I made up for a fic of mine...
AM I INVISIBLE OR SOMETHING?!
*nervously* Erm, no?
hides the Seto Voodoo doll*
So where do you want to go?
.....*appears to be thinking*
Oh great, you broke Nii-sama's brain. You got to the only thing that Seto doesn't know: women and dating.
Erm, oops.
Dammit, there goes my chances of having kids with Seto!
O_O K-k-kids ?
I stand corrected. NOW you broke his brain.
fangirls: SETO-KUN! NOOOOOOO!
Why am I still here?
Good question, friend killer, why are you?
'Cause I'm trying to upload a special spell into Elk's character data.
Does it involve screwing up 'The World?' Kite is having no trouble at all with that...
Ever heard of the Plothole spell?
Erm, no...
Ah, I remember that spell! You just say 'Ploticus Holius' and a nice plot hole pops up and will take care of everything!
hole pops up*
OoOooh...Aaaah!
I wanna go to a random fancy-schmancy restaurant and stuff! *grabs Seto by the ear* Come on Seto-kun, we're going!
*brain still broken* Kids....O_O
-_-; *smacks him a couple times*
Huh, what? Ow, what did you do that for, woman?!
WOMAN?!
Erm, Hyper-chan?
Better but leave out '-chan', k?
Yes, dear.
Now lets go! *drags him into the plot hole by the ear*
Ow, I need that ear to hear!
Wait, don't go into that plot hole!
late, they go into the plot hole*
ARGH! I'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE AT THIS RATE! And I think Balmung is here somewhere...O_O;
Balmung, You mean the guy who sounds like Kouichi from Digimon?
I guess so...
Don't worry about him. *chuckles evilly in a fangirlish way*
is in a random room...somewhere...and theres no doors or windows...
Erm, where am I? *hears something* What was that?! O_o;
gets louder*
O_O
gets closer*
*wimpers* STAY AWAY! *notices that there is a lamp next to him and turns it on*
light reveals a random person*
AAAGGGGGHHHH!
Person: AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
*screaming*
*also screaming*
leaves room to reveal a house that looks like its from 'The Sims.'* *screaming continues*
to ze studio*
Where's Cap'n Spiffy?
of Phil: Over there. *points to Cap'n Spiffy who appears to be sleeping*
PHIL!
Spiffy: *wakes up* WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?!
IT WAS HIM! *points to Bakura*
Spiffy: Grrrrr...
PLOTICUS HOLIUS! *a random plot hole opens up and covers the entire set. When it disappears, Bakura is on the floor whining in pain*
O_o; Well, that does help keep the censors off our tails...
I got an owie! *has a broken nail on his pinky*
And you think I'M sensitive...
and Seto are in a random field.
Something tells me we shouldn't have gone through that plot hole...
apple behind them: PINEY APPLE!
and Hyper: O_o;
Just what is that thing?
I don't wanna know...
Wait a minute...I think we went into the Plot hole which was intended for that kid in the dress...
*shrugs* Whatever! I'm going to use my Millennium Item now so that we can blend in!
Wait, what IS your Millennium Item?
*blinks* Uh...
I think it had to do something with a ring...
Oh yeah, the Millennium Engagement Ring! *uses it*
flash of light appears and we find Hyper dressed in skimpy green armour and holding a very large blade sword thingy and Seto in shorts and blushish paint all over him and holds a sword.
O_o; At least I'm not wearing a dress...
According to the random information that the MER gave me, I'm a Heavy Blade and your a Blademaster. And apparently, we're in a role-playing game...
...
At least your not in a skirt!
o_o ...
And you also look sexy!
Erm, yay?
I guess we're going to have our date in a role-playing game...
This is soooo making me remember the time I made a RPG but never finished it and the Big 5 secretly finished it with some of THEIR fiendish ideas...except there is no duel monsters and a female version of Mokuba who rules her own kingdom in here...
Where the heck did they get that idea?
I don't know...
I guess we're just going to start wandering around until we find an exit...
minutes later*
come across a portal thingy.
what does this thing do?
portal opens to reveal a goblin
RAWR!
Eeep! Kill it! Kill it! *hides behind Seto*
-_-; Don't you have a very big sword?
Oh yeah! *pokes the goblin in the eye*
Itai! X-x *runs away*
HEY! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET! Come on, Seto, we're going to have a goblin hunt! *they start chasing it*
O_o; Wow, they seem to be doing well...
Spiffy: I don't get it...
Mr. Bloom: Hey, I wearned someting new!
Bloom: And its?
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open! ^_^
Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah!
That was just plain cheesy....
*not listening* Yeah I'll have buttermilk chocolate chip pancakes with some hot chocolate...
Did she say pancakes?
Um, nande? (what?)
*smacks Bilbo-sama across the head with his staff*
oooh! Pretty stars...@_@ *falls over*
Spiffy: Oh great, you killed my co-host!
I DIDN'T MEAN TO! ;_;
*in the audience*: Actually, Bilbo-sama is temperailiy unconcious for I can sense her chi from here!
GASP! Goku said something smart!
Kai: Its the sign of the apocalypse!
Warriors (minus Goku and Vegeta): RUN AWAY!
Didn't know he had it in him...*starts laughing evilly*
Vegeta, what did I tell you about laughing evilly?
Don't do it...
Good boy! *pats him on the head*
Spiffy: O_O; Anyway, lets go onto the comercials!
1***
They never had a chance to live on Earth for more than a week...
spotlight on a slice of cheese being surrounded by random hungry people*
So they decided on revenge!
of cheese in a robe: WORLD DOMINATION!
to random people screaming and running around in circles as an army of cheese march on and a random building in the background collapses*
Who will save us?
I am...ZE BIG CHEESE!
GASP!
Ze Big Cheese, The Movie! Rated R for violence against cheese and *ahem* between a couple of cheese!
to a pair cheese rolls on a bed...just sitting there*
Ze Big Cheese, The Movie! Not coming soon to theaters everywhere...FOR IT DOESN'T EXIST!
announcer: Are you thin but not thin enough?
nuts: *nods*
Then try this! The Stickman Workout Tapes! You'll look good as stickmen can get! Now for referrals!
I lost 100+ pounds thanks to the SWTs! Now the babes will flock to me!
minutes later*
*waving his stickman-ish arms* WHY AREN'T THEY FLOCKING!
Stickman Workout Tapes, only 30 payments of $1,999,999.99!
WHERE ARE THE BABES?!
Uh...
to the show!***
Spiffy: Strange, usually, that should have been three commercials at once! But theres only two..
I blame it on the budget cuts which makes us have two commercials per episode or so!
Spiffy: Oh. I thought that the producers got lazy again.
Well, that too.
Wait, wasn't Bilbo-sama unconcious three minutes ago?
Oh, yeah. *falls over*
-_-; WHY ISN'T MY HEALING SPELLS WORKING ON THIS PERSON?!
*shrugs*
*sighs and casts the Plot Hole spell* Goodbye scary peeps! *runs into the plot hole and disappears*
*from the floor*: Awww...I was planning to add him to my collection of bishies!
Erm, where am I?
*in Daisuke's head, telepathically* Shut up and figure out how to get of here!
*also telepathically*: I WOULD transform into you but Risa's not here...
*sighs* Thats not what I meant...
Sesame...that kid is starting to scare me with that spaced out look...
Yes...yes he does...
Its almost like a lava lamp...
again...
and Hyper were still chasing the goblin.
*between gasps of breath* Getting...tired...of...chasing...stupid...goblin...
Can't...go...on...a ny...longer...
*stops* Can't you just cast a spell?
*pauses* Oh yeah...
pause.
I only know healing spells for some odd reason and I'm being distracted by your shirtlessness to get myself to remember stuff!
Well, sorry! Maybe I should take off my shorts!
Go ahead, they're actually boxers...
O_o; Erm...maybe not...
Awww...*sulks*
plothole opens up and Elk comes out of it.
THATS IT. NOW I'M MAD!
GASP!
VAJAK KRUZ! *sets the goblin on fire*
HELP ME! I'M BURNINATING! *runs around like a headless chicken*
AS FOR YOU TWO!
hides behind Seto*
-_-; *Whips out his sword* Don't worry Hyper, I'll protect you from the crazy kid in the dress!
I'M A WAVEMASTER DAMMIT! AND SECONDLY...*points to the plothole* GET YOUR BUTTS INTO THAT PLOTHOLE BEFORE IT CLOSES!
couple rushes into the plothole*
Plothole opens up and the couple find themselves in Kaiba Corp.
Hmm...back to work for me! *whips out a laptop and starts typing stuff into it*
-_-; IS THERE AN OFF SWITCH ON YOU?!
Actually...
Is that a yes?
Erm...no...
Scientist: Really? I thought there was a switch somewhere in your hair...
Found it!
...shimatta...
Ban, how did we get here and when?
I don't know but I think we're stuck here...
*cries* I want my Yuki-kun!
Juudai: O_O;
*irratated* Not you, my lover whose also called Yuki! Eiri Yuki to be precise...
Oh...*turns to Hane Kuriboh* So, aibou, got any ideas?
Kuriboh: Kurri, Kurri...(No, sorry...)
*smiles* Thats okay! We'll be out of here soon! ^_^
Kuriboh: *looks around to find any doors and windows...which there is none* Kurri? (Just how?)
I dunno. *thinks* We can use explosives!
-_-; Kurri...(Idiot...)
again...
........
He's not moving...
Scientist: Yeah, the purpose of the switch was to turn him off so he can recharge.
O_o; I'm dating a robot?
Fangirls: GASP!
No, the switch contains random chemicals that do something with his brain blah blah blah...
minutes later*
Blah blah blah and thats the reason.
@_@ *random flips the switch to on*
Cheese...*_*
*smack*
Ow! What was that for?
To warn you of the random plot hole which is about to swallow us.
Oh...O_O Plot hole?!
hole swallows them in*
hours later
I am soooo scarred for life.
Spiffy: There was a ten minute sign up on the screen saying something of technically difficulties of the romantic kind! How can you be scarred for life?
Don't question my brain.
Spiffy: ...And why exactly?
Kaiba scored! Before me and Yugi too...
O_O
.......
But Yugi is too young and adorable for that!
*demon head of DOOM* WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TOO YOUNG?! I'M FREAKING 16 YEARS OLD WHICH KINDA MAKES ME LEGAL ALREADY!
Yesh...and the age of consent in this country is 13 years old.
And what country would that be?
Japan.
Spiffy: We're in Japan?!
Yes...
Spiffy: No one told me!
Bloom: Well, haven't you noticed that there are characters from completely different animes everywhere?
Spiffy: DUBBED different anime!
Bloom: I am not going to answer that...
Spiffy: Does that mean I win?
Yesh...
Spiffy: YAY!
*appears out of nowhere* I would like to say that due to budget cuts, this dating game is going to end right about...now.
Quick, Lonu! Steal his soul with the Oreicalcos card!
*uses card*
X_X
*randomly cries*
O_O Since when did he learn to cry?
When season 4/5 appeared to the US.
Okay, I'm done now.
WAIT!
turns to the mysterious person which turns out to be Amelda/Allister...and we're going to use Amelda 'cause its better.
Get away from my Seto!
O_O;
Erm, Amelda, you are several months too late...
Shimatta. *cries*
O_o; Buuuut...
Yes?
You can be part of my collection of random bishies locked in a room somewhere!
Said bishies managed to escape, Bilbo.
*gasps* But how! There was no way they can escape a room with no doors or windows...
One of them had a Kuriboh. And they have the ability to self destruct on random things...like walls...
Thanks aibou!
Kuriboh: *all charred* Kurri...(Don't mention it...)
YUKI-KUN!
O_O
Not you, him! *runs to Eiri and hugs him* I was scared Yuki! But then this kid who can talk to a fluffball with wings saved us!
I'M FREE!
*telepathically* *bored* Yay. You should have let ME help escape that thing...
But Risa wasn't there!
*sighs*
......
Yuki-kun?
...Let's *bleep*...
OKAY! ^_^
But because of that, we won't now. Theres also fangirls about too.
Oh yeah...
to the studio
*appears to be out of it and has a scary grin on face*
Spiffy: I have a feeling that if we ask on what's her mind, it will kill us all...
^____________________________^ *nose bleeds*
O_O;;;;
I am fearing for my life now.
RUN AWAY!
rushes out of the studio screaming, except for the two hosts and a couple of their muses*
Spiffy: -_-; Anyway, this is the end of the Dating Game. We hope you loved this fic as much as we used to...before school and the occasional teenage angst (and in Bilbo's case, Anime and fanfiction) took over our lives and made us forget about it.
^________________________________________^
How does she do that?
The world may never know...and that would be a good thing.
*deep breath* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD-
*comes out of trance* BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE! ^_^ *waves goodbye* WE'LL MISS YOU!
END
Spiffy: We have nothing to say except that we're free! YAY!
And the following anime that appeared throughout this fic and was not Yugioh are: Pretear, DN Angel, .hack//sign, dusk, and those games, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ranma 1/2, Yugioh GX...wait, that would count as Yugioh, right?
YES!
Okay! Now where was I? Oh yeah...Ranma 1/2, Kingdom Hearts, Futurama (through the Hypnotoad!), Mazinkaiser, Dragonball and its sequels, and Gravitation.
Thats 16! 19 if you include the .hack games...
Oh well...
and Cap'n Spiffy: SAYONARA!
*appears*
@_@ Must drink Mr. Pibb...
@_@ Yesh...we must...*everyone drinks Mr. Pibb, the Dr. Pepper of West Virginia!...and some southern states...*
Card boy: *holds up sign that says 'review please!' and does the Yugi look...which can be hazardous to your health*
Too...cute...*falls over*
Cap'n Spiffy and Bilbo-sama.
We don't own squat. Except the Stickman Workout Tapes joke. That was Bilbo-sama's idea. Ph34r!
Squat! I like squat!
'n Spiffy: -___-; Shaddup! It's starting!
minutes later*
Starting, eh?
'n Spiffy: -_-; Shaddup. I shouldn't trust you with writing a fic. Have you ever heard of a little ol' thing called BACKING UP YOUR FILES?!
'n Spiffy: Arghh! I can't help it if my computer randomly decides not to work! Evil thing of DOOM...
-_-;
'n Spiffy: What?!
-___-;;; Yesanyway, last time Hyper was left choosing the bachelor she wants. It's pretty obvious.
'n Spiffy: ARGGH. SWASH SWASH! BUCKLE BUCKLE! *Does crazy hand motions*
-_____-; That's it no more Pirates of the Caribbean for you!
'n Spiffy: TT__________TT
Teh winner of The Dating Game isssssssss.*drum roll* Seto! WEEEEEEEEEEEE! *throws confetti*
*Bored tone* Yay.
*Whips out mallet* Where's your happy?! BE HAPPY! Don't make me use this! *Shakes Mallet*
Meeep. Uh, *unethusiaticly* YAY. A DATE WITH HYPER! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MY LIFE'S MISSION IS COMPLETE!
^_^;
else: -_-;
that was your life's mission? I thought it was to kick Yugi's arse on duel monsters and try to take over that video game called 'the world'...
I KNEW IT!
*wide-eyed* nani?!
Ahem...
Er no wait, that was Bakura's...
*whips out his staff (you know...some kind of stick that can be used as a weapon?) from nowhere* *to Bakura* EAT VAJAK KRUZ, FIEND! *casts Vajak Kruz*
No! You set my imaginary friend on fire! NOOOOOOOOO!
*cough* Yesh.anyway.
*sniffs* LOOK WHAT THEY DONE TO YOU, PHIL!
Phil?
That kinda reminds me of the name of this martial artist I made up for a fic of mine...
AM I INVISIBLE OR SOMETHING?!
*nervously* Erm, no?
hides the Seto Voodoo doll*
So where do you want to go?
.....*appears to be thinking*
Oh great, you broke Nii-sama's brain. You got to the only thing that Seto doesn't know: women and dating.
Erm, oops.
Dammit, there goes my chances of having kids with Seto!
O_O K-k-kids ?
I stand corrected. NOW you broke his brain.
fangirls: SETO-KUN! NOOOOOOO!
Why am I still here?
Good question, friend killer, why are you?
'Cause I'm trying to upload a special spell into Elk's character data.
Does it involve screwing up 'The World?' Kite is having no trouble at all with that...
Ever heard of the Plothole spell?
Erm, no...
Ah, I remember that spell! You just say 'Ploticus Holius' and a nice plot hole pops up and will take care of everything!
hole pops up*
OoOooh...Aaaah!
I wanna go to a random fancy-schmancy restaurant and stuff! *grabs Seto by the ear* Come on Seto-kun, we're going!
*brain still broken* Kids....O_O
-_-; *smacks him a couple times*
Huh, what? Ow, what did you do that for, woman?!
WOMAN?!
Erm, Hyper-chan?
Better but leave out '-chan', k?
Yes, dear.
Now lets go! *drags him into the plot hole by the ear*
Ow, I need that ear to hear!
Wait, don't go into that plot hole!
late, they go into the plot hole*
ARGH! I'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE AT THIS RATE! And I think Balmung is here somewhere...O_O;
Balmung, You mean the guy who sounds like Kouichi from Digimon?
I guess so...
Don't worry about him. *chuckles evilly in a fangirlish way*
is in a random room...somewhere...and theres no doors or windows...
Erm, where am I? *hears something* What was that?! O_o;
gets louder*
O_O
gets closer*
*wimpers* STAY AWAY! *notices that there is a lamp next to him and turns it on*
light reveals a random person*
AAAGGGGGHHHH!
Person: AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
*screaming*
*also screaming*
leaves room to reveal a house that looks like its from 'The Sims.'* *screaming continues*
to ze studio*
Where's Cap'n Spiffy?
of Phil: Over there. *points to Cap'n Spiffy who appears to be sleeping*
PHIL!
Spiffy: *wakes up* WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?!
IT WAS HIM! *points to Bakura*
Spiffy: Grrrrr...
PLOTICUS HOLIUS! *a random plot hole opens up and covers the entire set. When it disappears, Bakura is on the floor whining in pain*
O_o; Well, that does help keep the censors off our tails...
I got an owie! *has a broken nail on his pinky*
And you think I'M sensitive...
and Seto are in a random field.
Something tells me we shouldn't have gone through that plot hole...
apple behind them: PINEY APPLE!
and Hyper: O_o;
Just what is that thing?
I don't wanna know...
Wait a minute...I think we went into the Plot hole which was intended for that kid in the dress...
*shrugs* Whatever! I'm going to use my Millennium Item now so that we can blend in!
Wait, what IS your Millennium Item?
*blinks* Uh...
I think it had to do something with a ring...
Oh yeah, the Millennium Engagement Ring! *uses it*
flash of light appears and we find Hyper dressed in skimpy green armour and holding a very large blade sword thingy and Seto in shorts and blushish paint all over him and holds a sword.
O_o; At least I'm not wearing a dress...
According to the random information that the MER gave me, I'm a Heavy Blade and your a Blademaster. And apparently, we're in a role-playing game...
...
At least your not in a skirt!
o_o ...
And you also look sexy!
Erm, yay?
I guess we're going to have our date in a role-playing game...
This is soooo making me remember the time I made a RPG but never finished it and the Big 5 secretly finished it with some of THEIR fiendish ideas...except there is no duel monsters and a female version of Mokuba who rules her own kingdom in here...
Where the heck did they get that idea?
I don't know...
I guess we're just going to start wandering around until we find an exit...
minutes later*
come across a portal thingy.
what does this thing do?
portal opens to reveal a goblin
RAWR!
Eeep! Kill it! Kill it! *hides behind Seto*
-_-; Don't you have a very big sword?
Oh yeah! *pokes the goblin in the eye*
Itai! X-x *runs away*
HEY! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET! Come on, Seto, we're going to have a goblin hunt! *they start chasing it*
O_o; Wow, they seem to be doing well...
Spiffy: I don't get it...
Mr. Bloom: Hey, I wearned someting new!
Bloom: And its?
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open! ^_^
Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah!
That was just plain cheesy....
*not listening* Yeah I'll have buttermilk chocolate chip pancakes with some hot chocolate...
Did she say pancakes?
Um, nande? (what?)
*smacks Bilbo-sama across the head with his staff*
oooh! Pretty stars...@_@ *falls over*
Spiffy: Oh great, you killed my co-host!
I DIDN'T MEAN TO! ;_;
*in the audience*: Actually, Bilbo-sama is temperailiy unconcious for I can sense her chi from here!
GASP! Goku said something smart!
Kai: Its the sign of the apocalypse!
Warriors (minus Goku and Vegeta): RUN AWAY!
Didn't know he had it in him...*starts laughing evilly*
Vegeta, what did I tell you about laughing evilly?
Don't do it...
Good boy! *pats him on the head*
Spiffy: O_O; Anyway, lets go onto the comercials!
1***
They never had a chance to live on Earth for more than a week...
spotlight on a slice of cheese being surrounded by random hungry people*
So they decided on revenge!
of cheese in a robe: WORLD DOMINATION!
to random people screaming and running around in circles as an army of cheese march on and a random building in the background collapses*
Who will save us?
I am...ZE BIG CHEESE!
GASP!
Ze Big Cheese, The Movie! Rated R for violence against cheese and *ahem* between a couple of cheese!
to a pair cheese rolls on a bed...just sitting there*
Ze Big Cheese, The Movie! Not coming soon to theaters everywhere...FOR IT DOESN'T EXIST!
announcer: Are you thin but not thin enough?
nuts: *nods*
Then try this! The Stickman Workout Tapes! You'll look good as stickmen can get! Now for referrals!
I lost 100+ pounds thanks to the SWTs! Now the babes will flock to me!
minutes later*
*waving his stickman-ish arms* WHY AREN'T THEY FLOCKING!
Stickman Workout Tapes, only 30 payments of $1,999,999.99!
WHERE ARE THE BABES?!
Uh...
to the show!***
Spiffy: Strange, usually, that should have been three commercials at once! But theres only two..
I blame it on the budget cuts which makes us have two commercials per episode or so!
Spiffy: Oh. I thought that the producers got lazy again.
Well, that too.
Wait, wasn't Bilbo-sama unconcious three minutes ago?
Oh, yeah. *falls over*
-_-; WHY ISN'T MY HEALING SPELLS WORKING ON THIS PERSON?!
*shrugs*
*sighs and casts the Plot Hole spell* Goodbye scary peeps! *runs into the plot hole and disappears*
*from the floor*: Awww...I was planning to add him to my collection of bishies!
Erm, where am I?
*in Daisuke's head, telepathically* Shut up and figure out how to get of here!
*also telepathically*: I WOULD transform into you but Risa's not here...
*sighs* Thats not what I meant...
Sesame...that kid is starting to scare me with that spaced out look...
Yes...yes he does...
Its almost like a lava lamp...
again...
and Hyper were still chasing the goblin.
*between gasps of breath* Getting...tired...of...chasing...stupid...goblin...
Can't...go...on...a ny...longer...
*stops* Can't you just cast a spell?
*pauses* Oh yeah...
pause.
I only know healing spells for some odd reason and I'm being distracted by your shirtlessness to get myself to remember stuff!
Well, sorry! Maybe I should take off my shorts!
Go ahead, they're actually boxers...
O_o; Erm...maybe not...
Awww...*sulks*
plothole opens up and Elk comes out of it.
THATS IT. NOW I'M MAD!
GASP!
VAJAK KRUZ! *sets the goblin on fire*
HELP ME! I'M BURNINATING! *runs around like a headless chicken*
AS FOR YOU TWO!
hides behind Seto*
-_-; *Whips out his sword* Don't worry Hyper, I'll protect you from the crazy kid in the dress!
I'M A WAVEMASTER DAMMIT! AND SECONDLY...*points to the plothole* GET YOUR BUTTS INTO THAT PLOTHOLE BEFORE IT CLOSES!
couple rushes into the plothole*
Plothole opens up and the couple find themselves in Kaiba Corp.
Hmm...back to work for me! *whips out a laptop and starts typing stuff into it*
-_-; IS THERE AN OFF SWITCH ON YOU?!
Actually...
Is that a yes?
Erm...no...
Scientist: Really? I thought there was a switch somewhere in your hair...
Found it!
...shimatta...
Ban, how did we get here and when?
I don't know but I think we're stuck here...
*cries* I want my Yuki-kun!
Juudai: O_O;
*irratated* Not you, my lover whose also called Yuki! Eiri Yuki to be precise...
Oh...*turns to Hane Kuriboh* So, aibou, got any ideas?
Kuriboh: Kurri, Kurri...(No, sorry...)
*smiles* Thats okay! We'll be out of here soon! ^_^
Kuriboh: *looks around to find any doors and windows...which there is none* Kurri? (Just how?)
I dunno. *thinks* We can use explosives!
-_-; Kurri...(Idiot...)
again...
........
He's not moving...
Scientist: Yeah, the purpose of the switch was to turn him off so he can recharge.
O_o; I'm dating a robot?
Fangirls: GASP!
No, the switch contains random chemicals that do something with his brain blah blah blah...
minutes later*
Blah blah blah and thats the reason.
@_@ *random flips the switch to on*
Cheese...*_*
*smack*
Ow! What was that for?
To warn you of the random plot hole which is about to swallow us.
Oh...O_O Plot hole?!
hole swallows them in*
hours later
I am soooo scarred for life.
Spiffy: There was a ten minute sign up on the screen saying something of technically difficulties of the romantic kind! How can you be scarred for life?
Don't question my brain.
Spiffy: ...And why exactly?
Kaiba scored! Before me and Yugi too...
O_O
.......
But Yugi is too young and adorable for that!
*demon head of DOOM* WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TOO YOUNG?! I'M FREAKING 16 YEARS OLD WHICH KINDA MAKES ME LEGAL ALREADY!
Yesh...and the age of consent in this country is 13 years old.
And what country would that be?
Japan.
Spiffy: We're in Japan?!
Yes...
Spiffy: No one told me!
Bloom: Well, haven't you noticed that there are characters from completely different animes everywhere?
Spiffy: DUBBED different anime!
Bloom: I am not going to answer that...
Spiffy: Does that mean I win?
Yesh...
Spiffy: YAY!
*appears out of nowhere* I would like to say that due to budget cuts, this dating game is going to end right about...now.
Quick, Lonu! Steal his soul with the Oreicalcos card!
*uses card*
X_X
*randomly cries*
O_O Since when did he learn to cry?
When season 4/5 appeared to the US.
Okay, I'm done now.
WAIT!
turns to the mysterious person which turns out to be Amelda/Allister...and we're going to use Amelda 'cause its better.
Get away from my Seto!
O_O;
Erm, Amelda, you are several months too late...
Shimatta. *cries*
O_o; Buuuut...
Yes?
You can be part of my collection of random bishies locked in a room somewhere!
Said bishies managed to escape, Bilbo.
*gasps* But how! There was no way they can escape a room with no doors or windows...
One of them had a Kuriboh. And they have the ability to self destruct on random things...like walls...
Thanks aibou!
Kuriboh: *all charred* Kurri...(Don't mention it...)
YUKI-KUN!
O_O
Not you, him! *runs to Eiri and hugs him* I was scared Yuki! But then this kid who can talk to a fluffball with wings saved us!
I'M FREE!
*telepathically* *bored* Yay. You should have let ME help escape that thing...
But Risa wasn't there!
*sighs*
......
Yuki-kun?
...Let's *bleep*...
OKAY! ^_^
But because of that, we won't now. Theres also fangirls about too.
Oh yeah...
to the studio
*appears to be out of it and has a scary grin on face*
Spiffy: I have a feeling that if we ask on what's her mind, it will kill us all...
^____________________________^ *nose bleeds*
O_O;;;;
I am fearing for my life now.
RUN AWAY!
rushes out of the studio screaming, except for the two hosts and a couple of their muses*
Spiffy: -_-; Anyway, this is the end of the Dating Game. We hope you loved this fic as much as we used to...before school and the occasional teenage angst (and in Bilbo's case, Anime and fanfiction) took over our lives and made us forget about it.
^________________________________________^
How does she do that?
The world may never know...and that would be a good thing.
*deep breath* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD-
*comes out of trance* BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE! ^_^ *waves goodbye* WE'LL MISS YOU!
END
Spiffy: We have nothing to say except that we're free! YAY!
And the following anime that appeared throughout this fic and was not Yugioh are: Pretear, DN Angel, .hack//sign, dusk, and those games, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ranma 1/2, Yugioh GX...wait, that would count as Yugioh, right?
YES!
Okay! Now where was I? Oh yeah...Ranma 1/2, Kingdom Hearts, Futurama (through the Hypnotoad!), Mazinkaiser, Dragonball and its sequels, and Gravitation.
Thats 16! 19 if you include the .hack games...
Oh well...
and Cap'n Spiffy: SAYONARA!
*appears*
@_@ Must drink Mr. Pibb...
@_@ Yesh...we must...*everyone drinks Mr. Pibb, the Dr. Pepper of West Virginia!...and some southern states...*
Card boy: *holds up sign that says 'review please!' and does the Yugi look...which can be hazardous to your health*
Too...cute...*falls over*