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YuGiOh Sports Day

Chapter 13: Football - Pre-Game Prep

Aleuwolf: ^___________^ Finally an UPDATE! Sorry to those who have been waiting, I was thinking about what to write, but it wasn't so hard because of you NICE reviewers! ^_______^

Snowfang: In other words, she had writer's block.

Aleuwolf: No, it was that... my parents... oh, it's so horrible... CUT OFF MY SUGAR INTAKE!

Everyone But Snowfang: *gasps in horror*

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Don't worry, I sucked my dad into letting me buy sugar today.

Stephwolf: ^_^ Good.

Melissa: ^_^ Good.

Snowfang: -_- Bad.

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Aleuwolf: ^_^ Okay, so the sport is now FOOTBALL!!!

Everyone But Snowfang: YAY!

Snowfang: I hate football. Are you sure I can't play Badminton instead?

Aleuwolf: -_- Yes. I'm sure. ^_^ Okay, now for the teams!

Everyone: *holds breath*

Aleuwolf: I actually got THREE ideas for Football teams, but they were all almost the same, so here goes...

Good/Hikari Team: Yugi, Ryou, Malik, Tristan, Aleuwolf, Stephwolf

Evil/Yami Team: Yami, Bakura, Marik, Tea, Jordan, Snowfang

Yami: WHAT? I OBJECT! I AM NOT EVIL!

Malik: WHAT? I OBJECT! I AM NOT GOOD!

Aleuwolf: Okay, for Yami, you are a yami. Heck, that's even your NAME! And the team is evil/YAMI. Okay? Second, for Malik, you are a hikari. See? Good/HIKARI. Got it?

Evil/Yami Team: SHE'S on OUR team??? *all point at Tea*

Aleuwolf: *shivers* Well we don't want her on OUR team! Plus, she's EVIL! Oh, and Jordan, I've got something very SPECIAL planned for you and Tea in a future game... ^_~

Jordan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*breathes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Aleuwolf: The football game will be split into five chapters. Yes, I'm evil. ^_^ I know. Joey, you're going to be...

Joey: I know, I know, the judge.

Aleuwolf: Actually, no!

Joey: Really??? *hopeful eyes*

Aleuwolf: Yeah! You're going to be the referee!

Joey: -_-;; Are you sure your Pen Name isn't Devil?

Aleuwolf: ^_^ No. *halo and wings appear*

Joey: *says words that would rate this story 'R' if a wrote them out*

Aleuwolf: OKAY! WE'VE WASTED ENOUGH TIME! ON WITH THE GAME!

*football field appears out of nowhere*

Yami: How did you...?

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Author powers.

Joey: The captains of the teams are Yami and Yugi! Come over here for the coin toss! Yami, heads or tails?

Yami: WHAT SORT OF SICK, TWISTED GAME IS THIS???

Bakura: Don't complain pharaoh. I'm starting to LIKE this game.

Joey: -_-;; I meant the markings on the coin.

Yami: Oh. Heads.

Bakura: Poo. -_-

Joey: Okay! *flips coin* It's heads! Yami, will your team kick or recieve?

Yami: What's better?

Tea: ^_^ Why don't we be nice to the other team and kick?

Yami: If SHE suggested kicking, it MUST be bad. We'll recieve.

Joey: Okay, THE EVIL/YAMI TEAM WILL RECIEVE, THEY WILL RECIEVE!

Malik: *winces* We heard you the first time, loudmouth!

Joey: *thinking* Well, at least they're not calling me a whimpering dog... *out loud* BEGIN THE GAME!

Ryou: *kicks the ball*the ball lands at the 20... of his zone...*

Yami: *dives and catches the ball*

Good/Hikari Team: *dive on top of Yami*

Yami: *wincing* Ow...

Yugi: -_- My grandpa can kick better than that, Bakura.

Ryou: Shut up or I'll send my yami on you.

Yugi: ...

Malik: Hang on, where's Kaiba?

Aleuwolf: Huh? Oh, he's not participating in this event. His Fangirls are SO gonna kill me for this...

Malik: ^_^ You can borrow MY fangirls to help you because you were SO nice and put me in.

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Thanks.

Snowfang: JUST GET ON WITH THE GAME!!!

Aleuwolf: Right. Um, Joey?

Joey: EVIL/YAMI TEAM WILL START AT THE 20!!!

Malik: *jumps on Ryou* NICE GOING!

Ryou: *evil glare* I'll send my yami on you.

Malik: YEAH? WELL MY YAMI CAN BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR YAMI!

Ryou + Bakura: WHAT?!?!?! NO HE CAN'T!!!

Marik: YES I CAN! *dives on Bakura and the two begin to fight*

Ryou: DON'T INSULT MY YAMI! *dives on Malik and they also fight*

Joey: *blowing whistle* HEY!!! DON'T TACKLE YOUR OWN TEAM MATE!

Yami: You can tackle your own team mate? *dives in the fight to help Bakura beat up Marik*

Aleuwolf: -_- This... is... screwed...

Joey: *whimpering* What are you going to do?

Aleuwolf: *sighs* I'd better take control. OKAY, EVERYBODY! SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!!

Everyone: ...

Aleuwolf: GOOD! NOW, WE CAME HERE TO PLAY FOOTBALL, NOT TO START FIGHTS! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR???

Everyone: O.O

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Good. Now play nice.

Marik: Fat chance.

Aleuwolf: WHAT WAS THAT???

Marik: O.O Nothing.

Aleuwolf: GOOD! NOW START PLAYING!!!!!!!

Everyone: ...

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Aleuwolf: I'm gonna end it here. ^_________________________^

Melissa: YOU ARE EVIL!

Aleuwolf: ^_^ I know.

Jordan: *evil glare* What did you mean by 'Something Special' for me and... *shivers* HER?

Aleuwolf: ^________________________^

Jordan: *gulps* Oh no. This can't be good.

Aleuwolf: ^________________________^ Just you wait.

Stephwolf: ^_^ Next chappie is the FIRST QUARTER! AT LAST!

Aleuwolf: Yes, Football is too big a sport for one chapter. So... you'll have to WAIT! Football will be divided into SIX chapters!!! ^___________________________________________^