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The Gohan and Fred Show (episode 19)

The regular set has been replaced. Everyone is now outside in a picnic like setting.

Gohan: Hello and welcome to the Gohan...

Fred: And Fred...

Gohan: Show. As always, Kevin is here. (Kevin has a gigantic grin on his face) What's your problem?

Kevin: Nothing. I just had one hell of a weekend was all.

Fred: He made out with a girl. For the first time.

Gohan: You mean he's not gay after all?

Kevin: Hey. No one's ever accused me of being gay.

Fred: I have.

Kevin: Excluding you. Because you are a horrible horrible monkey.

Gohan: Forget about Fred. I want to hear the details.

Kevin: Oh, I couldn't do that to her. I mean, who wants to admit that they made out with me? Besides, it's not like she likes me, she just did it cause no one else had.

Gohan: So, she did it out of pity?

Kevin: Uh... I'd rather go with sympathy.

Fred: But the important thing is that you are a step closer to becoming a man.

Gohan: Oh my God, you are such a loser.

Kevin: Look who's talking.

Gohan: Oh yeah. Well at least I can do this. (turns into a Super Saiyan) Who's laughing now, bitch?

Kevin: You know what? I'm going to kill you one of these days.

Fred: Please, Kevin. You say that to everyone. It has lost all meaning now.

Kevin: (sigh) Let's just get on with the show.

Gohan: Wait. We forgot to mention who won the show last week.

Kevin: Umm....No one. No one cares about last episode.

Fred: Only one person voted.

Kevin: Yeah, but we got several reviews. I think they were all good.

Gohan: Maybe we shouldn't do competitions anymore.

Fred: Yeah, that sounds good.

Kevin: Whatever. I still think that everyone liked last episode, it was just hard to choose a winner.

Gohan: So, what is this picnic set for anyway?

Kevin: We're celebrating.

Fred: Making out with a woman is not a reason to celebrate.

Kevin: No, we're celebrating the completion of my first year of college.

Hiei: (wearing a "Real Demons Do The Cooking" apron and carrying a plate of meat) Who wants an Oolong-burger?

Kevin: I do. I do.

Fred: Did you make any Oolong hot dogs?

Hiei: They're still cooking.

Gohan: Is there any cheese?

Hiei: I didn't bring condiments.

Gohan: Well who did? (everyone looks around and then directly at Kevin, who has a guilty look on his face)

Kevin: What? I'm poor. I mean, we literally had to kill for this meat.

Gohan: So we don't have cheese?

Kevin: No, I guess not.

Gohan: Well, fine then. Who do we have for today's show?

???: ME!!! (two mysterious figures, one really short, the other wearing a baseball cap come out from behind the curtain)

Gohan: Oh, no.

Kevin: It can't be.

Fred: Didn't we kill him.

Hiei: Who's the shrimp?

Kevin, Gohan, and Fred: It's....Ash.

Ash: Yes, I am back to take my revenge.

Pikachu: Pi pika.

Ash: Right, Pikachu. Back to take my revenge....on you. (points to Kevin)

Kevin: But how are you alive? I shot you in the head.

???: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I revived him with the dragonballs. (another figure appears)

Kevin: MATT?????

Matt: Yes. After Miguel's unfortunate fate, I have decided to ruin your show.

Kevin: You bastard.

Hiei: I can take him.

Ash: Not so fast. I challenge Kevin to a Pokemon battle.

Kevin: But all I have is Fred. And I don't know anything about Pokemon. I stopped watching after the first season.

Ash: Well, seeing as how you have forfeit, we are the winners. And as the winners, we will take your show.

Kevin: Now, hold on. No one takes my show.

Hiei: Yeah. I just started becoming a part of this show. No one is going to take me off the air before I even get the chance to kill something.

Kevin: (a sly smile slides across Kevin's face) Kill something?? Hiei, conference. (Kevin, Hiei, Fred, and Gohan huddle together.) Hiei, is there a way to get your Dragon of the Darkness Flame to act as a pokemon?

Hiei: No. It's impossible. It's uncontrollable. Like me.

Kevin: Well, is there a chance that you might be able to blast something and kill it immediately before anyone realizes that it isn't a pokemon?

Hiei: Maybe. But I'll hurt my hand again.

Kevin: We'll give you some senzu beans okay.

Hiei: How about some ice cream and we'll call it a deal? (Hiei has an affliction for the "sweet snow")

Kevin: Fine. (turns back around) We accept. Only Hiei will be battling in my place, as a rematch with Fred would be disgraceful to us.

Matt: We accept.

Kevin: And the terms are that only dragon pokemon can be used.

Ash: Fine. (grabs a pokeball) I choose you, Charizard. (Charizard starts blowing fire everywhere)

Hiei: (starts summoning his dragon) DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!!! (he shoots the dragon out, killing Charizard. But it doesn't stop. It keeps going and hits Ash, killing him.... Again.)

Kevin: Ha, we win. And we get to keep our show.

Matt: Damnit. I'll get my revenge for what you did to my monkey.

???: Those fools did nothing. (yet again, another figure emerges)

Everyone: (gasps) Miguel!?

Miguel: You are correct.

Fred: Damnit. I could of swore I killed you this time.

Miguel: Not likely, considering that you don't take into account my god powers.

Kevin: His god powers?

Gohan: How does he have powers?

Fred: Duh, we're brothers.

Kevin: Well, what are his powers?

Fred: He controls fire.

Miguel: Yes, and I will make you feel those powers, first hand.

Gohan: Wait. He has the power of flame and all you get is donuts, pies, and pastries?

Miguel: Father always did like me best.

Fred: Yeah, but I'm prettier.

Matt: Kevin, we challenge you and Fred to a pokemon duel.

Kevin: I don't fell like dueling today. Can't I let Hiei do it for me?

Matt: No, because he's a dirty rotten cheater.

Hiei: Hey, I'm none of those things.

Matt: Beside the point. Now, let's get this battle started.

Kevin: (whiny) Do we have to?

???: No. (two figures appear, one with a long tail and cricket like shape, the other is tall)

Kevin: Why is everyone doing that?

???2: Because it's cool.

Hiei: You're never cool, Kuwabara.

Kuwabara: You shut your mouth, shrimp.

Gohan: Oh, no. It's Cell.

Cell: Hello Gohan.

Gohan: But why is this happening?

???: Cause you keep pissing people off. (another figure appears)

Kevin: Wait. Who invited Kouga?

Kouga: I invited myself.

Matt: Actually, I asked you to come.

Kouga: Shut up. You just ruined my whole cool one liner thing.

Kevin: Wait. Now this is unfair. It's five on four. We need another person.

???: Maybe I can help. (a femal figure appears with pigtails)

Kevin: Hey, it's Robin.

Robin: Yeah. I haven't been on in a while so I figured I would just show up unexpected like.

Miguel: (with the little hearts in his eyes) I think I'm in love you guys.

Matt: What? She's not that good looking.

Kevin: Hey, she is to good looking. In fact, she's hella hot.

Robin: You think so?

Kevin: Of course.

Matt: Can we just get to the fighting?

Gohan: I've killed you a couple times before Cell, and I can do it again.

Cell: But this isn't like those last two times. This time I have a plan.

Gohan: Well, plan this. KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!!! (he shoots and kills Cell)

Kouga: Great. Now it's uneven again.

Kuwabara: That's becuase the fight has already started stupid.

Hiei: (slicing through Kuwabara, killing him) Yes it has.

Kouga: Wait. Time out. I'm not ready.

Hiei: That's to bad. (he follows through to the side, slicing through and killing Kouga)

Fred: Hey, that's no fair. He killed two people.

Hiei: Sorry, I got a little carried away.

Matt: Uh...Miguel. Our reinforcments are gone.

Miguel: I know that. But that doesn't matter. I can still kill the rest of these losers. (starts shooting flames at Hiei and Gohan, but they are stopped by more flames)

Robin: I'm sorry but I can't let you hurt my friends.

Miguel: (the little eye things appear in his eyes again) Oh, she is the woman for me.

Kevin: Hey, that's my woman. (hears Robin give a little cough that is basically telling him he is wrong) Friend. Woman friend.

Miguel: Well then. I will battle you myself, so that I may prove myself to this young woman.

Robin: But I deplore violence.

Miguel: And I'll be deploring you tonight.

Kevin: (turning to Fred) He doesn't have your charm with the ladies, does he?

Fred: Of course not. He's even more pathetic than you.

Kevin: Yeah. (realizes what Fred said) Hey.

Fred: In case you didn't notice, Miguel is charging an attack. (flames shoot out towards Kevin, but Robin blocks for him)

Miguel: Hey, this is a one-on-one match. Or are you too afraid to fight by yourself.

Kevin: I am not afraid. I just don't have a weapon.

Matt: What about that Omniblade (copyright pending) thing you made up?

Kevin: Dude, that's my movie. If I keep using it, someone may get the idea to write it themselves and I can't allow that.

Fred: What about your other sword?

Kevin: But I don't want to keep giving out my ideas to the general public.

Fred: Do it before my brother kills you.

Kevin: (sighs) Fine. (a flame shoots out of the ground that is neither Miguel's nor Robin's doing. Kevin reaches into the fire and pulls out a sword: The Inferno Blade, copyright pending) I guess I have no choice but to kill you. (he launches himself toward Miguel and starts swinging the sword, but Miguel keeps dodging)

Miguel: Wow, you really suck at that.

Kevin: Hey, I'm not a swordsman, I'm just a regular guy.

Matt: Hey, why can't I have a sword?

Fred: Cause no one likes you.

Matt: Suck it monkey.

Miguel: Shut up you two, I'm trying to concentrate.

Kevin: (snips part of Miguel's fur) Hey, I got a piece.

Miguel: AHHHHH!!! My fur. You son of a bitch. (turns to Matt) We're leaving.

Matt: Why?

Miguel: I can't fight with messed up fur. (turns to the others) Once this patch grows back in, I'll come back here and kill all of you. (Matt and Miguel leave)

Fred: So....Kevin won.

Gohan: He...saved our show.

Kevin: What? You guys had doubts.

Fred: Actually, I was hoping my brother would kill you.

Robin: So you wanted Kevin to die.

Fred: Well, if someone was going to kill Miguel, it better be me.

Kevin: He's got a point.

Hiei: Yeah....(remembers something) Oh crap, the hot dogs. (he runs over to the grill to reveal several burnt Oolong dogs) Ah damnit.

Fred: You burnt my hot dogs.

Hiei: No....Miguel did. Technically. I would have remembered except we all had that big fight and I killed things.

Kevin: Well, there are still plenty of Oolong burgers left.

Robin: Can I have one?

Hiei: Sure.

Fred: So Kevin, are you going to tell us about Saturday night?

Robin: What happened Saturday night?

Gohan: Kevin made out with a girl.

Robin: (spits her food out, then, shocked) What?

Fred: What's your problem?

Robin: You made out with another girl.

Kevin: Well, it's not like I can really date you. I mean, you are only an anime character. I need someone a bit more lively.

Robin: I'm going to kill you. (she starts chasing Kevin around)

Gohan: Well, I think that's all we have for today. Tune in next time.

Fred: When we may actually find out what happened between Kevin and this mystery girl.

Actually, no you won't. I don't want to just dump all my personal business out onto the internet. I just thought it would make for an interesting scene. But it did happen. And it was awesome. Except now, my mind has shut down. I had a hard time concentrating on studying.