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~~~TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS (where applicable)~~~

(This old future, she ain't what she used to be, many odd years ago...)

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 720

EPISODE 1: DBGT/TENCHI/YUYUHAKUSO/INYUHASHA (A DragonBall GT/

Tenchi Muyo!/Yu Yu Hakusho/Inu-Yasha FanFic MiSTing)

MiSTed by Yami Goku. (dark_magician720@att.net)

This is a work of fiction. Any similarity between this and a

certain syndicated television program called "Mystery Science

Theater 3000" is pure, dumb coincidence, or should be inferred.

"DragonBall GT" is based upon "DragonBall" and "DragonBall Z,"

which is owned by Akira Toriyama.

"Tenchi Muyo!" is owned by Masaki Kajishima.

"Yu Yu Hakusho" is owned by Yoshihiro Togashi.

"Inu-Yasha" is owned by Rumiko Takahashi.

"DBGT/Tenchi/YuYuHakuso/inyuhasha" is property of Deathlord,

and he's welcome to it.

[BEGIN MST720 THEME SONG IN 5...4...3...2...]

In the way-too-distant future,

Somewhere in time and space,

Mike Nelson and his robot pals,

Are caught in a nasty place.

They try to survive the wrath of Pearl,

An evil gal who wants to rule the world.

From her castle below, she sets her sights above,

Just to torture all her captives on the Sattelite of Love!

[Mike] Get...me...down...!

[Pearl] I'll send him lousy fanfics,

The worst I can find. (La-la-la)

He'll have to sit and read them all,

Which'll deep-fat-fry his mind. (La-la-la)

Now keep in mind Mike can't control,

where the fanfics begin or end. (La-la-la)

He'll have to keep his sanity,

With the help of his robot friends!

ROBOT ROLL CALL:

CAMBOT! ("Zip pan")

GYPSY! ("With a 'Y'")

TOM SERVO! ("Warning! Warning! Danger!")

CROOOOOOOOW! ("All I can say is...WOW!")

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,

And other science facts. (La-la-la)

Just speak to yourself, "It's just plain text,

"I should sit down and relax..."

...For Mystery Science Theater 720! (twaaaaannngg)

-+*+-

[Door Sequence: Theater-2-3-4-5-6-Bridge]

-+*+-

SATTELITE OF LOVE

[CROW is standing by the Main Viewport, staring out into

space.

TOM SERVO walks by and sees him.]

SERVO: What's up, Sheryl Crow? Lookin' at the Earth?

CROW: Yeah...Sure is beautiful...

SERVO: Sure is...

[SERVO starts looking out the Viewport, also.]

CROW: Beautiful...

SERVO: Yup...

CROW: Mm-hmm...

SERVO: Yeah...

CROW: Uh-huh...

SERVO: Yeah...

CROW: Real beautiful...

SERVO: Beautiful, indeed...

CROW: A real beaut...

SERVO: Yeah, a beaut...

CROW: Beautiful...

SERVO: Gorgeous...

CROW: Lovely...

SERVO: Blue...

BOTH: ...Earth. Mmmmmmmmm...!

[Pan back back to reveal MIKE, who is looking

at CROW and SERVO. He looks over to see the

Light flashing.]

MIKE: Hey, you tree-huggers! Pearl of Sandwich is

calling!

[CROW and SERVO snap out of it.]

CROW: Wha...? Oh...Sorry.

[MIKE walks over to the Light and pushes it.]

MIKE: Yes?

-+*+-

CASTLE FORRESTER

[PEARL is standing center screen. BOBO and OBSERVER

are in the background.]

PEARL: Hey, Nelson Muntz. Today is the day when I take

my beloved Clayton's experiment to a whole new level! HA

HA HA...!

[SoL]

[MIKE raises an eyebrow]

MIKE: Oh...?

[CF]

PEARL: That's right...You just act cool and calm, while I

unleash the full effects of the latest step forward to

demolish your soul on you! HA HA HA...! Brain-ball...fetch

me...THE FANFIC...! HA HA HA HA HA...!

BOBO: OH-NO! DON'T, LAWGIVER! THAT'S TOO CRUEL!

[OBSERVER walks off-screen]

[SoL]

CROW: A fanfic...?

SERVO: What _kind_ of fanfic?

[CF]

PEARL: A _real_ doozy of a fanfic! It's a crossover involving DragonBall

GT, Tenchi Muyo!, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Inu-Yasha.

[OBSERVER comes on-screen and hands a floppy diskette.]

PEARL: Oh! And did I mention that it's a crappy Self-Insertion?!

[PEARL holds up the diskette, which has the title of the fic written on it.]

PEARL: "Deep Hurting" starts anew with

"DBGT/Tenchi/YuYuHakuso/inyuhasha," by Deathlord! HA HA HA

HA...! Send it up, Brain Guy.

OBSERVER: Uh, are you sure, Pearl? I mean, all those crossovers, and

that Self-Insertion...!

PEARL: I'm sure! Just use your brain and send it up!

OBSERVER: Aye-aye, Madam...

[OBSERVER uses his Brain Magic(tm) to send the fic up.]

BOBO: You're mad, you know that, Lawgiver?

[SoL]

SERVO: Shouldn't we tell Pearl that we've been reading fanfics for almost

_ten years_ now?!

CROW: Nah, she'll figure that out sooner or later.

[The lights and klaxons indicating Movie Sign go off.]

ALL: Uh-oh, FANFIC SIGN...!

[All scurry to get into the theater.]

-+*+-

[Door Sequence: Bridge-6-5-4-3-2-Theater]

-+*+-`

[All the characters walk in and sit down as the fanfic

starts to scroll up the screen]

>One day an evil demented wizard

SERVO: It's time for more DEEEEEEE-MENTIA with Doctor

Demento!

>gathered the Earth Dragonballs and made his two wishess but

>these wishes will cause the rest of the universe to go in to

>choas.

MIKE: Like that's not uncommon in DragonBall Z _or_ GT.

>He said this to the dragon of earth,"Now shenron I wish for 5

>diemnshines to mix. you pick them but allow the srtogest fighers

>to be in it. Got it".

>

>Shenrong:

MIKE: Shenron has knocked off for the day, now it's time for

the young apprentice to take over!

>very well I will fuse the diemenchines that have Yuke,

MIKE: ...-lele?

>Goku, Inyuhasha, Tenchie,

SERVO: What is this? The Cartoon Network Team-Up?!

CROW (as Wizard): How about throwing in the diemenchines with

Kenshin, Spike, Vash, and Domon?

>and Deathlord[ my own character].

ALL: *groan loudly*

MIKE: A S-I Avatar fanfic with horrid Thinker-esque spelling.

That just makes my day.

>But what is your 2nd wish?

CROW (as Wizard, nervous): Uhh...heh heh...Gee, they never

said anything about there being a second wish...umm...heh heh

heh...J-Just surprise me!

>Wizard: I wish to be as stong as Majin Buu was when he was kid

>Buu.

ALL: *laugh*

CROW: Oh, brother...!

MIKE: Looks like someone's trying to make himself look "cooler"

by making his villian just as "cool."

>Shenrong: very well Your wish is made. Now I bid you fell

>well.

SERVO: Jerry Fellwell?

>{ shenrong disaperes and the Earh's dragonballs

MIKE: The Ear's DragonBalls? So, each body part has its own set

of DragonBalls?

CROW: Yeah, I can think of a body part that has _two_

DragonBalls...

MIKE: Ummm...Crow, you know we disapprove of those kinds of

remarks in this theater. I shall have to reprimand you.

CROW: Mike...?

MIKE: Hey, I'm starting to tire of saying "Crow..."!

>go in 7 diffrent directions.

>

> [mean wile on DBGT world]

SERVO: In other words, the same series...

>Goku: Hey Krillen do you know if ther was supposed to be

>rain today?

>Krillen: No Goku, why you ask?

>Goku: Oh no reason except there are dark clouds all over

>the world.

CROW: The oppressive and cold cloud of TOEI Animation is

already hanging heavy over the DragonBall universe...

>Krillen:I guess that means someone is useing the

>dragonballs, you know that Goku.

MIKE (as Shaft): ...is one _bad_ mutha--

CROW & SERVO: SHUT YO' MOUTH!

MIKE (as Shaft): Hey, I'm just talking about Goku, can you

dig it?

CROW & SERVO: ... ...Well, sure, we guess...

>Goku: Sorry Krillen but I don't think the dragon ever

>nedded to cover the entire planet with dark clouds. And

>pesideds we made a wish on them just 5 months ago it

>couldn't him

CROW: They used pesticides on Shenron and made a wish?

> [Then Piccilo,Gohan,

ALL: NERD!

>Videl,

ALL: PRUDE!

>Pan,

ALL: [censored]!

>Goten,

ALL: SCHMUCK!

>Vegeta,

ALL: GEEZER!

>Trunks,

ALL: BLAMELESS!

>Bulma,

ALL: HAG!

SERVO: ...Drooper, Fleagle, Snork, Mork, Mindy, Dewey,

Cheatem, and Howe.

>Bra{a.k.a Bulla},

ALL: [censored]!

CROW: "Bra"...Y'know, that is such a _stupid_ name...

>Chi-chi

ALL WHINY HAG!

>all walk in]

>Piccilo: hey does anyone know whats going on?

>Everyone else:No.

MIKE: You're not alone.

> [Now Buu,Hucule,

ALL: BALDY!

>and Uub walk in]

>Uub:hey guys whats up.

CROW: The sky.

>Trunks: We don't know.

> [then that diemenchine fuses with the one of Inyuyhash,

>Yuske,Tenchie, and my own]

MIKE: Ironically, also _our_ dimension. Our _home_

dimension, that is.

>

>Well it's a little borwing

SERVO: You can say _that_ again.

>but tell me how shoud I

>have the others meet Goku and the gang when you send in

>your coments, kay. I'll add the next chapter as soon as I

>figure out how or read a good Idea.

-+*+-

[commercials]

-+*+-

>Sorry if anyone read the first chapter

SERVO: You _should_ be, my friend. You _SHOULD_ be.

>and wanted to give me a gudgestion

SERVO (head starting to smoke): "Gudgestion"...

"diemenchines"...

MIKE: TOM! STAY FROSTY!

[SERVO's head stops smoking. He goes beneath the

seats, and emerges covered in snow. His dome is

filled with ice cubes.]

SERVO: Here I am! All frosty!

MIKE: Tom, that's not really what I meant...

SERVO: Oh, _NOW_ you tell me! [shivering]

Brrrrr...! Sooo cooollld...!

[MIKE pulls out a blanket and wraps SERVO up in it.]

MIKE: There you go.

SERVO: Th-Thanks...

>but I had my own idea and here it is.

CROW (as idea):

MIKE: Uh, Crow...?

CROW: That was his idea! Nothing! I _said_ nothing!

Geez, don't you people from Wisconsin _appreciate_

visual humor?!

>

>[firt we see yuske and his friends come in to the

>new diemension and planet{I might misspeel some names}]

ALL: *laugh*

CROW: It's _always_ a laugh riot when an author

misspells "misspell"!

SERVO (as Stephen Ratliff): "All spelling errors are to be ingored."

>Yuske: Hey Boton do you know what just happend.

MIKE (as Alex Trebek): Ooh, I'm sorry. You didn't phrase

that in the form of a question...

>I was about to kill that demon when got transported to

>this place.

>Boton: Sorry Yuske but I have no Idea whats going on neiver. Do

>you kuwenma?

>Kuwenma: I have no Idea. Hey where did my spirt passifier go.

CROW (as Koenma): I need it to do my "growth _spirt_"! Ha ha

ha...!

MIKE & SERVO: *groan*

>Kuabara: hey Yuramasi looks like your boss finaly grew up.

>Yuske: Yea I guess so.

>Kuwenma: Shut Up. I'm going to spirt world. I hope my dad

>didn't get back yet.

SERVO (as Koenma): I hope all of the liquor and puke stains

will come out of the carpet...

CROW: Along with all the blood and entrails...

MIKE: ...

>Yuske: If he did, send him my regaurds.

>Kuwenma: Yea, I'll do that.

>Botan: I'll see you later sir.

CROW (as Botan): ...in the Spirit World janitor's closet.

MIKE: Crow, you know we disapprove of those kinds of

remarks in this theater. I shall have to reprimand you.

>Kayko: Hey Yuske. Do you have any money on you.

SERVO (as Yusuke): Hmmmm... *pat pat pat pat pat* Nope, no

money on me! Are you _sure_ you don't have any money on

_you_...? *pat pat pat pat pat grope grope squeeeeze*

MIKE (as Keiko): EEEEEEEKKK! YUSUKE, YOU PERVERT! *SLAP!*

>Yuske: now's not the time to go shopping Kayko.

>Kayko: I'm not going shopping, I'm ganna buy a may of the

>city.

CROW (as Yusuke): Aww, geez! What did you do with your

January, February, March, and April of the city?!

>Yuske: Oh, good idea. here is 200 Yen go buy a map okay.

SERVO: 200 yen...that's about $1.60 American. That's

about the cost of the average road map...

MIKE: We don't care, Tom.

CROW: If I wanted to hear nitpicking, I'd go to a

lice-treatment specialist's office and put my ear against

the door.

>Kayko: thats the Idea.

>Kurama:

>Hehei have you been here before.

>Hehei: No I havent Kurama.

>Yukina: now Hehei don't be rude.

>Hehei: All right but only when I don't need to.

MIKE (as Hiei): For example, to get decent service at

Denny's.

SERVO: Ooh...zing.

>Yukina: right.

>Boton: Hey Yuske who are they. I can fell a half-demon

>among them I'm guessing it's the one with th long hair.

>[now Inyuhasha's team has joined in]

CROW (as Kagome): Hey!

SERVO (as Botan): Oops! I meant the one with the long

_silver_ hair and cat ears!

MIKE (as Inu-Yasha): Hey!

SERVO (as Botan): Oops! I meant the one with the long

silver hair and _dog_ ears!

>Inyuyasha: Hey you other their.

SERVO (as Inu-Yasha): And you! That their somewhere

other than there!

>[Yuske points to him self] Yea you. What cha looking at

>ha.

MIKE (as Yusuke): The name's Yusuke, not Ha.

>Haven't ever seen a half-demon before?

>Kakome: Inyuyasha stop picking on people already.

>Yuske:So Inyuyasha is your name hey.

>Well I'm Yuske Yuameshie and in case you didn't know I

>happen to be aspirt detective for spirt world.

>Inyuhasha: Hey kid do you even have the slightist clue

>of who I am.

SERVO (as Yusuke): Of course I do! You're one of the

original Pound Puppies!

>Shashramu: Inyuyasha your here too. I guess that portal sucked us

>all here.

CROW: "Sucked"! Let's go with that word, fanfic!

MIKE: Oh, swell! Drag Sesshomaru into this mess, too!

>I'm guessing the same thing happened to those guys

>other there too.

>Boton: Yea but how did you know that.

>Shashramu: Your sents are way too difrent from the

>other I spell.

ALL: *crack up*

SERVO (laughing): He misspells "scents" and "different,"

then he misspells "smell" as _"spell"!_

CROW (ditto): Yeah! Hey, Deathlord! Get a _smell_checker!

Ha ha ha ha ha...!

MIKE (eyes watering): Ha ha ha...Oh, man! Did we ever

need that...!

>Yuske: well I guess we can work together cause right now

>I'm seansing something big in the down town are.

SERVO: What about the down town oh, pee, or kyoo?

>Inyuyasha: Kagome you know more about cites than anyone

>I know so show us how to get to that power without

>causeing a comotion.

MIKE: How about just _walking there?_

>Kagome: well for one thing you can put the Tetsajiga a

>way ang get on a bus.

>Inyuyasha: alright lets go.

>Yuske: Okay guys lets follow them. You know so we can

>keep an eye on them.

CROW (as Hiei): Eye? Did someone say eye?!

[MIKE & SERVO stare at CROW]

CROW: I was talking about his _Jagan_ eye.

SERVO: Oh.

>Boton: verry well,

MIKE (as Botan à la Tony The Tiger): That'll be

GRRRRRREAT!

>but I have to get back to spirit world now.

>Kayko: okay see ya Boton.

>[Now that Yuske and Inyuyasha's groups are now working

>to gether and are on a bus going down town

SERVO: o/~ Down town!/ This fic'll suck more when

they're/ Down town...!

>heading towards Goku and the gang they meet a few new

>people]

>Tenchi:

CROW: Whoo! 'Bout time, Tenchi!

>Aaaaa, Are you shore

MIKE (as person on bus): Yes, but you can call me Pauly.

>we should get on this bus miss Iyaka it looks like a lot

>of not too friendly people are on this bus.

>Iyaka: Yes I'm shure just get on.

CROW (as Madison Taylor): Like, whatever.

SERVO (as Ryoko, singsong): Ha ha! Princess used a

contraction! Princess used a contraction!

>Ryoko: All great more demons.

SERVO (as DJ): You're listening to WAIL Radio! All

Great, More Demons! Next up, Marylin Manson!

>I'm too tired to fight so I'll just sleep over here

>thanks.

>Washu: No you wont you will stay awake incase we get

>attacked got it.

>Ryoko: got it.

MIKE (as Tenchi): Uh, hello...Boy with the Lighthawk

Sword here...?

>Yuske: hey you wants your name

CROW (as Tenchi): Well, you's not getting it! My mother

gave it to me! *sniff* It's all I've got left of her!

*sob*

>Tenchie: My name?,my name is Tenshie.

SERVO: o/~ Sou sa, boku-tachi wa tenshi datta...

MIKE: This is GT, Tom, not Z.

SERVO: What's wrong with that? It's all DragonBall.

CROW: There's already _plenty_ of "Z" in _this_ fic.

"Z's," that is.

>whats yours.

>Yuske: I'm Yuske and to my left is Kurama,Kuababara,

CROW: *chuckle* Kuababababababara!

MIKE: Any relation to Nicky Jigglitalittlitllopen?

CROW (as Pinky): Jigglitllitllitllitllitll--*BOP!*

Ouch!

MIKE (as The Brain): Quiet, Crow, or I shall have to hurt

you.

>Hehei,Yukina,and kaygome.

SERVO: "Kaygome"?

CROW: Mah God! Keiko and Kagome have _fused!_

>And the guy to my right will tell you the rest.

>Inyuhashe: Great. Anyway my name is Inyuyasha and she

>is kagome,

MIKE (as Kagome): They _know_ already, baka inu!

CROW (as Yusuke): Oh, and has anyone seen Keiko

lately?

>he is Shipo and the other one is Shashoramu.

>Tenchie: nice to meet you all. The people with me are

>Ryoko,Iyaka,and Washu.

>Yuske and Inyuyasha: nice to meet you all.

SERVO (as Tenchi): Is there an echo? Man, the acoustics

on this bus must be _incredible!_ Let's see! THERE'S A

BOMB ON THIS BUS THAT'LL EXPLODE IF WE DROP BELOW 60!

[echo] Hey, it worked! ...Now why are we going faster?

>but let us guess you are all stuck here in ths world

>cause a hole sucked you all up here. are we right.

CROW (as person on bus): Those two are nuts, talking at

the same time! HEY, DOES ANYONE WANT TO TRADE SEATS?!

>Tenchie: yea, but how did you know.

>Yuske: Your clothes is too difrent from everyone else

is's.

SERVO: Different from everyone else

is'seseseseseseseseses!

>Tenchie: Yea I guess so.

>[now everyone is at the site of the energy that they

>felt.

MIKE (as bus driver, loudspeaker): Energy That You

Felt. Energy That You Felt is the stop.

>Even Goku and the gang and they all excange names

SERVO: Whew! I'd thought that we'd be in for another

Ratliffian introduction scene!

CROW (as geek): Dah, I'll trade you a Chi-Chi for a

Kuwabara!

>and then they decide to eat at the resturant across

>the street first.]

>

>Now if any one has any ideas of what to happen next

>please tell me.

CROW: Well...

>

CROW: Yeah! You're on the right track!

[MIKE & SERVO stare at him]

CROW: NOTHING! There's _NOTHING_ there! The author

should write _NOTHING_ next! Geez, what _do_ you do

for humor in Wisconsin, Mike?!

[All exit]

-+*+-

[All the characters walk in and sit down as the

fanfic starts to scroll up the screen.]

>Sorry again but I had to countinue my story.

SERVO: Look, you don't have to apologize if you'd

_JUST STOP WRITING THIS STORY!_

>

>Goku: So you guys all came from diffrent worlds

>and are now stuck here like us. Starnge convience

>isn't.

>Piccilo: No Goku I think some one wants us all

>here. I'm seancing a great evil here.

MIKE: If your seancing it, shouldn't it already be

dead?

CROW: FANFIC BEGONE! FANFIC BEGONE! ...Dammit!

SERVO: Crow, if that didn't work for "Artemis's

Lover," what made you think it would work on

_this?_

>But don't jump to conclusions. Because I dought it

>is the power we sence in that building there.

>Yuske: Okay, but don't you think we should check

>first.

>Piccilo: yes but not right now lets get our orders

>in so we can eat okay.

CROW: Mike, could you please pass me "Mr. Bullhorn"?

MIKE: Uh, sure, Crow...

[MIKE hands CROW a large bullhorn. CROW puts it up

to his beak.]

CROW: PICCOLO IS A NAMEKIAN! NAMEKIANS DON'T EAT!

THEY ONLY DRINK WATER!

[CROW puts down Mr. Bullhorn.]

SERVO: Where'd you get that, Crow?

CROW: Oh, some guy named Peter Suzuki.

>Inyuyasha: Now your talking.

>Waitress: Can I take your orders.

>Yamcha:

CROW: Wait a minute! Where'd Yamcha come from?! I

thought he wasn't with everyone when they got

sucked into this dimension!

>Yea and mayby after words I can take you out.

MIKE: "After words"? Does he mean after this fic?

>Waitress: Yea sure just not right now.

>Yamcha: Okay in the mean time I'll have a T-Bone

>steak with fries.

CROW (as Yamcha): Nah, on second thought, make that

a Razor steak with fries.

>Vegeta: I'll have the all you can eat buffet.

MIKE (as waitress): Okay, sir. Here's a plate. Now

when you're ready...NO, SIR! DON'T TAKE THE STEAM

TRAYS...!

>Goku/Gohan/Goten:

CROW: What, do we have a choice?

>Us too.

>Ryoko: Same for me.

>Bulma: Chicken soup please.

SERVO: Oh, don't tell me that the author's going make

us sit here while we sit through _each individual

order!_

>Kayko: some calamori please.

>Kagome: fried shrimp please.

>Inyuyasha/Shashomarue: Sushie for us.

>Buu: 5 orders of Chicken and rice.

CROW: For Buu, 5 orders is a super-crash diet. What's

going on?

SERVO: Don't worry. They butched _everyone's_ character

in DBGT.

>Uub: I'll have the all you can eat buffet.

MIKE (as waitress): Okay, here's your food, sir!

CROW (as Uub): What?! This is _all?!_

MIKE (as waitress): YEP! That's _all you can eat!_

Ha ha ha ha...!

[CROW & SERVO stare at MIKE]

MIKE: Aren't _I_ entitled to a stupid joke once in

a while?

>Tenchie: Fried chicken please.

CROW: *INTENSE!* *ORDERING!* *ACTION!*

>Iyaka: I'll have the rigatoni.

>Yuske: I'll have the deep dish pizza with squid.

CROW: Yusuke and Keiko are both ordering squid?

[sarcastic hammy] OH, HOW ROMANTIC!

MIKE: Well, all this mentioning of food was

starting to make me hungry, until Yusuke ordered

_that_.

>Piccilo: 10 glasses of water for me.

[CROW picks up Mr. Bullhorn again.]

CROW: SEE?!

MIKE: Don't _you_ start now, Crow!

>Hihei: Fied ell for me thanks.

>Kurama: Ravioli for me.

>Kurabora: I'll have the Misa Soup.

SERVO: As opposed to the Rumiya Soup.

CROW: Good thing Sasami's not in this fic.

>Yukina: I'll have the Misa soup with fried ell please.

CROW: Kuwabara and Yukina are both ordering "Misa" Soup?!

[sarcastic hammy] OH, HOW ROMANTIC!

SERVO (as Jar Jar Binks): Misa hungry! Misa order soup

and fried ell! Uh, exsqueeze me! What's "fried ell"? Misa

want to know, or else misa not eating!

>Hurcule: I'll have a 5 pound steak please.

CROW: Are you sure you can lift that much, Baldy?

MIKE & SERVO: *chuckle*

MIKE (as Hercule): Could you please mash my steak up into

5 pounds of fine paste, onegai? And I need some water to

take my medication! Sure are a lot of ugly people in this

restaurant...OOH! Look at that one!

BOTS: *laugh*

>Videl: Fish and chips please.

SERVO (as Gohan): C'mon, Honey! You're married! Go nuts!

CROW (as Videl): Oh, okay...Can I get a _small_

All-You-Can-Eat Buffet...?

SERVO (as Gohan): [pretends to face-fault]

>Chi-chi: Fried rice please.

CROW (stereotyped Chinese voice): Wah-so! Wah-so! She-a

like-a da flied lice! She flappa dickey 'rong time!

>Trunks: the shark steak mediom rare please.

>Bra: I'll have a smalls teak please.

MIKE (as waitress): Sorry, Hon. All we have left is the

smalls mahogany or the smalls oak.

CROW (as Bra): A small Coke? Like, whatever!

>Pan: I'll have a grilled chesse sandwich with fries.

>Washu: I'll have a lobster please.

>Tien/Choutsue:

CROW: WHAT?! Tien Shinhan and Chiaotsu?! They weren't

sucked into this "dimension"! Just like Yamcha!

SERVO: Yeah, and I'm still wondering what happened to

Krillin! I mean, he was standing in the same place as

everybody else when they got sucked into this dimension!

>We'll have the bucket of crab claws.

MIKE: I don't think you should be eating _any_ parts of a

crab with Washu nearby.

>Waitress: Will that be all.

SERVO: Wait a minute! What about Shippo? Doesn't _he_ get

to eat?!

CROW: Maybe he transformed into Yamcha, Tien, or

Chiaotsu.

>Everyone except Piccilo: Yea but can we all get a Soda

>with that.

CROW: Mmm! Generic _SODA!_

SERVO: "We're so good at making _Soda_, we don't _need_

any kind of flavor or ad campaign! Just DRINK OUR _SODA!_

>Waitress: Okay that will be alot of soda, so I'll send

>over 10 pitures of soda and I'll be back with the glasses.

MIKE: 10 _pictures_ of soda?

CROW (as waitress): Here's a picture of me with Sprite...

here's me on a vacation with a 12-pack of Pepsi...Oh! A

group picture of Coca-Cola, 7-Up, and Slice...pass these

around, don't gunk' em up...picture of Dr. Pepper

graduating from Medical School...Mountain Dew going

rock-climbing...Mello Yello chillin' around...

>[now that a few minutes passed, everyone is done]

ALL: WHAAAAT?!

SERVO: The Saiyans eating fast, sure. Yusuke, Kuwabara,

Inu-Yasha, or Ryoko, perhaps. Anyone else, NO FREAKIN'

WAY!

>Goku: Check please.

>Waitress: here you go sir please come back real soon.

>[Goku looks at the check. It said $2000]

SERVO: Huh?! I thought we were using _yen_ in this fic!

Keiko bought a map of the city using _yen!_ Now they're

paying for lunch with _American dollars?!_ Are we

supposed to believe that this world accepts _all types

of currency?!_ $2,000...That's about 248,000 yen.

MIKE: So?!

CROW: We stopped caring about that a long time ago!

>Goku: Um guys does anyone have $2000?

>A stange man: I do.

CROW (as preacher): Then by the power vested in me, I

hereby pronounce this fic _crappy!_

>Here you don't need to pay me back. I have a lot more

>money still so her you go.

>Goku: Thank you.

>The Stange Man: Your welcome.

CROW (as Goku): Bite me.

MIKE (as Strange Man): Go to Hell.

>[now everyone decides it will be cheaper to get the all

>you can eat buffet in these places so they decided that if

>they go their again they will order the all you can eat buffet.

SERVO: Yes. Please do.

>But besides that they all now decide to see who has the

>strong power that they all sensed.]

>Goku: Lets go in shall we.

>Yuske: Lets go.

MIKE: Gee, that was awfully fast. Exactly _how_ far down town

was this "strong power"?

>now they all are on their way to the top of the building and find

>out that it is all one appartment in the last 10 floors.

MIKE: To polish off an old chestnut...

ALL: TOGGG!

>So they all go in and they finally see who was generating the

>huge power. it was the strange man from before.]

CROW (as strange man): *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant*

Must...keep...pedaling...or else...eternal...blackout...! *pant*

*pant* *pant* *pant* *pant*

>Goku: so your the one who was generating the huge power.

SERVO (as strange man): I'm HUGE!

>so whats your name?

>the strange man: My name is Deathlord.

CROW: Aaaaaand we finally have Self-Insertion!

SERVO: Great. And I bet he's a million times stronger than Goku,

too.

>I'll the president of this country your in and the owner of the

>entire island chain that the country is on,I'm a pro wrestler, I'm

>the world martial arts champion 20 years in a row and the

>strongest power in the city, as far as I know.

ALL: [stare at the screen for several moments, then break out

into hysterical laughter]

MIKE (laughing so hard, he can hardly speak): Oh, my sides...!

CROW (ditto): *gasp* Oh, _man!_ An ego bigger than Jupiter,

and a lame cliche'd name to boot! Ladies and Gentleman, we

officially have the next Oscar!

>Yuske: Waight a minute you mean that there could be stounger

>than you.

>Deathlord: yes but don't worry my friends are coming by and they

>are really strong as well.

CROW: Ah, yes...your so-called "friends." Mustn't forget "them"...

>Gohan: Okay so what is the name of the country and city we are

>in.

MIKE (as Deathlord): Oh, uhhhhh...You're in the city of...um...

Deathlord-...-ville! ...errrrr...In the beautiful country of...

Deathlordania...! Yeah, that works...!

>Deathlord: You are all in the country known as I.O.D. a.k.a. the

>Democryan islands.

>Kurama: what does I.O.D. stand for?

CROW: Making A-Ko pay the medical bills of that large oaf that

she constantly bowls over on her way to school every day.

>Deathlord: it stands for Islands Of Democrya.

SERVO: And the "No S***, Sherlock" Award goes to...Deathlord!

>And the city is Manhhaten 2.

CROW: ...Electric Boogaloo.

>Pan: okay what ever.

MIKE: Today, on DBGT/Tenchi/YuYuHakuso/Inyuhasha, the

part of Son Pan shall be played by Madison Taylor.

CROW (as Bra): That's _my_ line, Queen Bitch-toria!

SERVO (as Pan): Up yours, Erin Bra-The-Bitch!

CROW (as Bra): Bite me, S***head Tomboy!

SERVO (as Pan): F*** you, Useless Flat-Chested Valley Girl!

CROW (as Bra): Shut up!

SERVO (as Pan): No, _you_ shut up!

CROW (as Bra): No, _you_ shut up!

SERVO (as Pan): No, _you_ shut up!

CROW (as Bra): No, _you_ shut up!

SERVO (as Pan): No, _you_ shut up!

[MIKE imitates two gunshots]

MIKE (as Madison Taylor): Like, why don't you _BOTH_ SHUT UP?!

>but tell me do you sense an evil power like Piccilo here does.

>Deathlord: yes but you wont like it.

SERVO (as Pan): Try me, baka S-I bastard!

>Pan: well what is it.

>Deathlord: It is a super fusion of all of your enimes

CROW: "All your _Animes_"?! Is that what we're reading _right

now_?!

MIKE: Crow, I think he meant to say "enemies."

CROW: So it's a super-fusion of Frieza, Cooler, Meta-Cooler,

Garlic Jr., the Androids, Cell, Majin Buu, Super Buu, Kid Buu,

"Baby," Tenchi Muyo! OAV Kagato, Tenchi Universe Kagato, Kain,

Sakuya, the Saint Beasts, Toguro and all the Youkai who

competed in the Dark Tournament, Naraku and all his

incarnations and such from Inu-Yasha?!

SERVO: Y'know, that could _still_ be considered a "super

fusion of all their Animes."

>and one of my enimes has tooken them over by telakinesis.

>Goku: man that sucks.

SERVO: Son Goku _IS_ The Master of Understatement!

>Yuske: O great the saint beasts and that over sized giant pain in

>the @$$.

MIKE (rolls eyes): *chuckle* Oh, brother...!

>Inyuyasha: That means he is in it.

>Kagome: Yea now that really sucks.

SERVO: Okay, maybe that's just a _teensy_ bit OOC...

CROW: Kagome said "f***" and "bitch" in "Woman's Best

Friend, Pt. 2." And in Part 3 too, if I recall.

MIKE: A "bitch" is a female dog, Crow. She wasn't swearing.

CROW: Oh, right.

SERVO: Oh, so Kagome cussing like a sailor isn't _more_ OOC

than Inu-Yasha sobbing like an infant?!

CROW: If you were dumped by an reincarnation of your previous

love that you've just scored twice with, you'd want to cry,

too.

SERVO: This has been a Shameless Plug(tm). Now back to

the show...

>Deathlord: now I think we need to train because we are facing a

>power too strong to face by our selves. Ot will

>take at least a year to destroy every demon and allien that

>will attack us. So lets get training. Oh here are my friends.

>Lightningjolt

SERVO: SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRGGEE!

>[my character's super hero name]

ALL: *laugh*

SERVO: A superhero identity! Now all that's left is for him is to

seduce one of the female characters that got dragged here!

CROW: Okay, I am now officially taking bets on which girl'll most

likely end up rolling in bed with Deathlord at the end of this fic!

SERVO: Okay, let's seeeee...out of the twelve female characters

that were sucked into this so-called dimension, only seven

aren't already spoken for or underage...That leaves Pan

(*shudder*), Aeka, Ryoko, Washu, Botan (like Hell he is!), Keiko,

Yukina, and Kagome wide open...Washu's technically kind of

young...Botan's already back in Spirit World...Aeka and Keiko have

a dangerous amount of anti-fans...

>and Blade Swordmin [my favroite character I made up]

>

>Now everyone greets the newly arrived and started their training.

CROW: Thanks for sparing the details! Though it doesn't really matter,

because it's time for us to be leaving...!

[All exit]

-+*+-

[Theater-2-3-4-5-6-Bridge]

-+*+-

[SoL]

[MIKE and the BOTS are standing center screen, looking somewhat

shaken.]

SERVO: A crossover of DragonBall GT, Tenchi Muyo!, Yu Yu

Hakusho, and Inu-Yasha...

CROW: A Self-Insertion uber-kid...

MIKE: And horrible Thinker-esque spelling and grammar.

CROW (in Dr. Smith voice): Oh, the paaaaiiiinnn...!

MIKE: I think it's finally time to tell Pearl the truth about her "latest

step forward"...

[Just as MIKE is about to call the castle, there's a knocking on the

HexField doors.]

CROW: ...Oop, it sounds like we have a caller, Mike!

MIKE: Opening HexField!

[The HexField opens, revealing...A being in a cloak as black as night?!

IT'S THE GRIM REAPER!]

MIKE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

CROW: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! DEATH! DEATH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SERVO: PLEEEEEEEZE DON'T TAKE ME! I'M TOO HANDSOME TO DIIIIIIEEE...!

CROW (sobbing): I KNEW THAT THIS FIC WAS BAD, BUT I HAD NO IDEA THAT

IT WAS DEATH INCARNATE! *sob*

[But just then, MIKE notices the GRIM REAPER appears to be floating

on...an oar?!]

MIKE: Hey, wait a minute! Since when does Death ride around on a boat

oar?!

[The GRIM REAPER removes "his" hood, revealing "himself" to be Botan

from Yu Yu Hakusho!]

BOTAN: Konnichi wa! (^_^)

MIKE & BOTS: *gasp* BOTAN!

CROW: A real live Anime character in the Real World...How did that

happen?

SERVO: Who cares, Crow?! What _I_ want to know is if she'll go out

with me!

BOTAN (blushing): Uh, sorry...Yami Goku has plans for me to date

someone else in the next part of his Yu Yu Hakusho lemon...

SERVO (disappointed): Aww, heck...!

CROW: C'mon, Servo! That's a great fic!

[*cough* *cough*Plug*cough* *cough*]

MIKE: So, Botan, what are you doing all the way up here? Isn't there no

air in space?

CROW: And how can you exist in our plane? Aren't you just a series of

drawings on paper?

SERVO: And when can I expect "Yusuke's Birthday, Part 4" to come out?

Will you have a lemon scene in it?

BOTAN (overwhelmed with questions): Uh...um...

[Just then, another figure in black comes flying in, except he's on a

Swiffer Mop.]

FIGURE IN BLACK: I'll field these questions, Botan-chan...

BOTS: AAAAAAAAAHHH! SOULTAKER! HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP...!

MIKE: Guys, you're robots. You don't _have_ souls!

CROW: We know, but still...

BOTS: SOULTAKER! CHEESY MOVIE WITH JOE ESTEVEZ COMING BACK TO HAUNT US!

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...!

FIGURE IN BLACK (familiar voice): Relax guys, maybe _this_ will remind

you of who I am: *glug* Dah-eeeeee...!

MIKE & BOTS: [pause] TV'S FRANK!

MIKE: Is that really you?!

[The FIGURE IN BLACK removes his hood. He _is_ TV'S FRANK!]

FRANK: Yes, it's me!

MIKE & BOTS: HI, FRANK!

SERVO: How's the Soultaking going?

FRANK: Well, see, here's the story...I was just about to get promoted to

Top Soultaker, when I got pretty wasted and attempted to take the souls

of my fellow Soultakers. So my boss referred me to Spirit World, where I

now work as a janitor. The pay's not very good, but you should see the

lounge!

MIKE: Uh-huh. So anyway, what are you and Botan doing all the way up

here?

SERVO: You two aren't dating, are you? ARE YOU?!

FRANK: Well...we _were_...

SERVO: ALL RIGHT, LOVER-BOY! YOU AND ME, OUTSIDE, RIGHT NOW...!

BOTAN: Calm down, Tom! It didn't work out! We broke up the very next

day!

CROW: So, why _are_ you up here? And how can you exist in our

live-action Universe if you're animated?

BOTAN: Well, uhhh...

FRANK: Let's just say that Yami Goku couldn't think of much for this

host segment, so he did something involving one of his most favorite Yu

Yu Hakusho characters and a familiar MST3K face.

CROW: ...Oh, uh, okayyy...

[dead silence]

FRANK: Um...bye.

BOTAN: Sayonara! (^_^)

CROW: Yeah, see ya.

SERVO: Bye.

MIKE: We'll leave the light on for you.

[The HexField closes. More dead silence.]

MIKE: So, erm...I'm Mike Nelson.

CROW: I'm Crow T. Robot.

SERVO: I'm Tom Servo.

[Yet more dead silence.]

[MST3K planet eyecatch.]

[commercials]

-+*+-

[All the characters walk in and sit down as the fanfic starts

to scroll up the screen]

>Deathlord: Okay that was a great sesion of training guys.

MIKE: Woah! A lot can happen in one intermission!

>Yuske: Are you kidding

CROW (as Deathlord): You're right! _I am_ kidding! Ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha...!

>I almost killed my self in there from insanity.

SERVO (as Yusuke): Still, it was _nothing_ compared to the

Hell I went through training with Genkai!

>Inyuyasha: Yea and I thought the type of training I did was

>intense

CROW (as Inu-Yasha): It was nice of Kagome to help me

"train"...

MIKE: Crow, you know we disa--Aw, the Hell with it! You can

make hentai jokes about elephants screwing hermaphrodite

cat-girls, for all I care!

>Shashmaru: Aaaa, No coment.

MIKE: We, however, have _lots_ of them.

>Blade:

CROW: Who?!

MIKE: Blade Swordmin, Crow. He was the author's "favorite

character" introduced at the end of the last part.

CROW: Oh, right. What's a "Swordmin"?

SERVO: A sword that only stays in one piece for 60

seconds? How the Hell should _I_ know?!

>You guys mean you couldn't handel some thing like that.

>All we did was train for 10 real days. In other words

>those 10 years that passed here were = to 10 days in the

>real world.

SERVO (head starting to smoke again): ... ...Buh?!

CROW: Okay, let me try to sort this out...10 days passed

in Manhattan 2, in which everyone trained. 10 _years_

passed...uhh..._outside_ of Manhattan 2...Also, 10 days

_also_ passed in the real world--I mean 10 days passed...

duhhh...in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, meaning 10 years

passed in...Manhattan 2, and outside...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

AAAAAAAAGGGHH! IF ONLY I KNEW WHERE THE HELL "HERE" WAS!

MIKE: Maybe "here" means _our_ world! You know, us! Up

here on the Sattelite!

SERVO (head cooling down): This fic must be longer that

we thought...!

MIKE: Let's just move on. We might get lucky, and things

will explain themselves to us more clearly.

CROW: Really, Mike?

MIKE: Well...no.

>Yuske: Next time tell me some thing lke that.

>Goku: That wasn't so bad.

>Vegeta: Speak for your self Kakarot.

>Gohan: You mean the prince of all sajins couldn't

>handdle that.

>Goten: Hey looks like the sajins need a new prince.

MIKE: If they weren't all dead, yes, they probably would.

SERVO: A prince like dear old Dad, Mom, Sis, Bro, and

Frisky?

MIKE: Huh?

SERVO: Before your time.

>Trunks: Ohh, be quit Goten it's not like you did any better.

>Pan: Why is it I did better than you both Goten,Trunks.

>Goten: Now Pan remember I'm your uncle. You don't diss

>me, but you can diss Trunks all you want.

>Pan: Okay I'll remember that.

MIKE (as Pan): All I want, ne? ALL RIGHT! TRUNKS, YOU SUCK!

TRUNKS, YOU SUCK! TRUNKS, YOU SUCK! TRUNKS, YOU SUCK! TRUNKS,

YOU SUCK! TRUNKS, YOU SUCK! TRUNKS, YOU SUCK! TRUNKS, YOU

SUCK! TRUNKS, YOU SUCK! TRUNKS, YOU SUCK! TRUNKS, YOU SUCK!

TRUNKS, YOU SUCK! TRUNKS, YOU SUCK! Ha ha ha! Man, this is

fun...!

SERVO (as Trunks): Look who's talking, Pan!

CROW (chuckling): Pan's such an annoying little bitch...!

SERVO (ditto): Tell me about it...!

>Bra: I hope I can go Super Sajin now because if I

>don't than that was just a wast of my time.

ALL: ... ...

CROW: Bra? A Super Saiyan?! Well, I suppose it _is_

theoretically possible, seeing as how she has Saiyan

blood in her veins...B-But it would take a _whole lot_ of

training for that irritating, scrawny little waste of meat

to reach that! Even _with_ the Hyperbolic Time Chamber!

SERVO: Hey, uh, which term do you think the author's

trying to say? "Super _Saiyan_," or "Super _Saiya-jin_"?

CROW: "Super Saiyan-jin"?

>Goku: Hey Vegeta do you think we should see if we can

>go beyond SS4 or not.

MIKE: NO, YOU CAN'T!

CROW: The only thing we don't need right now is another

Author Avatar thinking that there's a stage beyond

Super Saiyan 4!

SERVO: Waitaminute...There's a Super Saiyan Level

_Four_...?!

>Vegeta: We'll do it on the battle field Kakarot got it.

>Goku: got it.

CROW: DON'T YOU DARE! DON'T YOU DARE! ...On the other

hand, though, a Super Saiyan Level 5 might be kinda

cool...!

MIKE: Crow, whose side are you on...?

CROW: Oh, sorry, Mike.

SERVO: I don't even know what Super Saiyan _Four_ looks

like...!

>Deathlord: Okay it looks like we should go to the power

>levl thats destroying New York City.

ALL (à la Pace commercial): NEW YORK CITY?!

>Goku: Got it lets go.

>

>[now everyone desides to fly there {now sense they all

>know how to}

SERVO: Plot Contrivances, And What They Can Do For You!

>and fight the thing destoying down town

>New York.]

MIKE: The author had to postpone the posting of this fic

until 2003, because this scene might have offended some

of the families of 9/11...

CROW: BEWARE! It's The Wrath of...THE THING!

SERVO: I'm glad Dr. F never had a chance to send us

_that_...

>

>Deathlord: Okay guys lets get it.

ALL (as guys): Got it.

>Yuske: I'll start. Spirt Gun!

>[he hits it but it does little damage.]

CROW: We'd be able to sympathize just a _little more_ if

we only knew _WHAT THIS "THING" LOOKED LIKE...!_

>Goku:Now lets go SS4.

CROW: ...And stop right there! N-No further!

>[he shouts like he useally does when he transforms]

ALL: o/~ Shout! Shout! Let it all out...! o/~

CROW: o/~ This fic, it makes me want to SHOUT...! o/~

>Now to go beyond that.

CROW: NOOOO! WE DON'T SOME AUTHOR'S TWISTED TWIST ON A

STAGE BEYOND THE ULTIMATE POWER...!

SERVO: AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT THE "ULTIMATE POWER" LOOKS

LIKE...!

>[Now he starts to transform into a Super Sajin 5]

CROW: ... ... ...Oh, man...He did it. He actually did

it...!

>Well what do you know it worked.

MIKE: Wow, he's sure thrilled. Surpassed the limits set

in stone by Akira Toriyama, and the best he can say is

"Well what do you know it worked."

CROW: Mike, Akira Toriyama-sensei did _not_ create Super

Saiyan 4! A bunch of vandals at TOEI Animation tampered

with his original carvings! There _is_ no "Super Saiyan

4"!

>[Now Goku looks like he was made of metel{he is metalic

>but not silver except for hair}]

CROW: So, you mean he had metallic red fur, or what...?

SERVO: R-Red fur...?!

>Now Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha!

SERVO: Mecha Lecha Hi, Mecha Hiney Ho!

CROW: o/~ Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Chameleon...!

MIKE: "Kamahamaha" just _sucked_ when compared to the

_original_ Kamehameha.

CROW: The same thing with DBGT's relation to DBZ.

MIKE: Amen to that.

>[he hits it and does a whole lot of dammage. Now all

>thats left is the creatures head.

SERVO: So, it's technically dead, since its vital

organs, such as its heart and lungs were in its abdomen,

or whatever passed for it...WHAT THE HELL DID THIS THING

LOOK LIKE?!

>Deathlord: Now my turn. Dark Energy Blast!

SERVO: Wow! What a creative name! Deathlord sure put a

_lot_ of mental energy into _that_ attack name, didn't

he?

>[He kills it, for now]

>

CROW (as Oscar): ...FER NOW.

-+*+-

>Yuske: Okay how on earth can you two do that.

MIKE (as Goku): I'll tell you, if you restate that in

the form of a question.

>Goku: I don't know what you mean how you should beable

>to do that after all you shot the thing with spirit

>energy.

>Yuske: That's not what I mean I mean how can you two

>transform like that.

>Deathlord: Goku is a sajin thats why he can, and I

>just powered up to a point where my body had to change

>in order to keep me from dying.

CROW: So...you didn't _really_ power-up...? Or...you

changed as so you could...Daahh! I feel like _my_ head's

going to explode!

MIKE: Uhh...Stay frosty, Crow! And I don't mean covering

yourself in snow!

>Boton:

SERVO: Wha...Where'd _she_ come from?! When did _she_

get back?!

>Yuske why don't you ask them how could you think that

>was going to be hard? Hmm.

>Yuske: Hey when did you get back?

SERVO: Hey, yeah! Care to explain, Ferry Girl?

>Boton: Ohh about a minute ago.

SERVO: Thanks.

>Blade: Look guys the real fight is coming in a few

>minutes so why don't we all power up to our maximum so

>we can kick butt.

>Deathlord: Right lets go.

CROW (as Goku): GOKU CHEAPENED SAIYAN POWER...

SERVO (as Tenchi): TENCHI JURAIAN POWER...

CROW (as Yusuke): YUSUKE SPIRIT DETECTIVE POWER...

SERVO (as Inu-Yasha): INU-YASHA DOG-DEMON POWER...

MIKE (as Deathlord): DEATHLORD LAME SELF-INSERTION POWER...

ALL (as Goku, Tenchi, Yusuke, Inu-Yasha, and Deathlord):

...MAKE-UP!

SERVO: Whew, fun!

>

>[Now all of the {male} sajins go SS5 and all the

>{female} sajins go SS3.

SERVO: In that case, does Oscar go "SS4"?

CROW: _Female_ Saiyans...?! Oh-no! Not Pan and Bra!

Especially not Pan...!

>and as for Yuske's group they all power up to maximum

>and for Inyuyash and Shashamaru and Tenchie's group

>the all get ready to fight. Then the rest of the

>Z-Fighters power up.

SERVO: The non-Saiyans? Just posing up a storm.

>But all Blade Swordmin, Lightninjolt, and Deathlord do

>is power up to about 5% of their true power. [5% of

>their power is = to Goku at SS5]

SERVO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!

[head starts to smoke and spark severely] WARNING!

WARNING! DEATHLORD'S EGO EXCEEDING TOLERABLE LIMITS!

OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD! ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP! LADIES

AND SERVO FIRST!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH...!