Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ 192,5 Talk Time ❯ 192.5 Talk Time ( One-Shot )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
I don’t own Yu Yu Hakusho or InuYasha. This is my first comedy that has nothing to do with what happens to me in real life, I was just bored when I wrote this. Oh, a quick note, Alli has long brown hair, hazel eyes and is 5'6". Now you may read.

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Alli: Hello! And welcome to 192.5 talk time. My co-hostesses, Kag-chan and Yu-kun.

Kagome: It’s Kagome, not Kag-chan.

Yusuke: Stop calling me Yu-kun, it’s Yusuke and I’m not a cupcake.

Alli: *looks around* cupcakes, where?

Kagome: -_-; why don’t we just take a call?

Alli: *sniff* No cupcakes?

Yusuke: no.

Alli: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *falls over*

Kagome: *sweatdrop* ooookaaaay. *hits button* caller, you’re on 192.5, talk time.

fangirl: I wanna shout out to Shuichi Minamino! He’s sooooo hot!

Alli: *recovers and looks around* Su-kun, where?

Kagome and Yusuke: -_-;

Alli: no Su-kun? *sniff*

Yusuke: no.

Alli: MEANIES!!!! *hits receiver* Next caller! *hits button and happy grin* You’re on 192.5, talk time!

Kurama: guess who.

Alli: Rama-kun! Yay! *spins around the room*

Kurama: just saying hi to my favorite vixen.

Alli: *stops spinning and suddenly angry* WHO’S THAT?!

Kurama: You Alli.

Alli: but I’m not a vixen.

Kurama: maybe not, but you sure act like one.

Alli: *blush* Really Rama-kun? Tell me what I’m like.

Kagome: how ‘bout not. *clicks receiver*

Alli: HEY!!! I was gonna listen to how vixen-like I am. *smacks Kagome with shoe*

Yusuke: maybe we should take fan mail.

Alli: brilliant idea Yu-kun. *drags in big bag from out of no where filled with fan mail* this is heavy, Kag-chan, you open one first.

Kagome: ok. *pulls out letter* ‘Alli, every day I listen to your beautiful voice on this contraption that Kagome calls a radio. I’ve been captured by your utter beauty, would you *slows down* bear my child’ *stops reading* MIROKU!!!!

Alli: Mr. Hentai wrote me? Well Ku-kun, I will never bear your children in a million bazillion years. *smacks picture of Miroku on wall with shoe*

Kagome: so that’s why we have his picture on the wall.

Alli: next letter.

Yusuke: *opens letter* ‘Yusuke, you’re one lucky dude. Working with two beautiful ladies day in and day out. How do you get so lucky? A random fan’ uh, I wouldn’t call myself lucky. *receives death glares from Kagome and Alli* I mean it’s just that they’re my cousins, so.

Alli: and I love my cousins. I luv you Yu-kun. *hugs Yusuke*

Yusuke: get off me you psycho hentai!

Alli: I’m not a *thinks* no wait, I am.

Kagome and Yusuke: *anime fall and sweatdrop*

Alli: ^_^ I luv you Kag-chan. *hugs fallen Kagome*

Kagome: *recovers* I luv you too Alli. *returns hug*

Alli: and I luv you Rama-kun! *sends air hug*

*cell phone rings*

Alli: *pulls out cell* hello.

Kurama: and I luv you!

Alli: yay! *hangs up* oops, sorry Rama-kun. *pounces on letter bag* my turn. *opens letter bag* owieeee!!!

Kagome and Yusuke: what?

Alli: *holds up index finger* I got a paper cut. *sniffle*

Kagome and Yusuke: *anime fall and sweatdrop*

Alli: ok, I’m bored. *stands up* whelps, I’m gonna go and get some pie with my Rama-kun. Bye bye su! *leaves studio*

Kagome: over that fast?

Yusuke: guess so.

Kagome: it was fun while it lasted. We’d better get out of here before that guy gets back from his coffee break. *leaves studio*

Yusuke: See ya everyone. *leaves studio*

DJ: *enters studio* Dammit! What the hell happened in here!? *notices ‘on air’ sign on.* oops, guess my career as a DJ is over. *sighs and leaves*

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R&R





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