Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The wonderful whacky world of whatever ❯ Evil Author Powers ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

**View of a white room with paddings, ?? uses Author Powers to zap the characters from IY and YYH in there, and chains them to white chairs**

Who are you?
Dani!
Why are we here!?
I'm useing my super author powers!
Author Powers?
Yep.. Oh before i do anything.. I do not own Inuyasha of Yu-Yu Hakusho.
DAMN RIGHT YOU DON'T OWN ME!
Not YOU the show! I don't own the Hot Anime TV Show.. Inuyasha..
Where are you?
*Appears right infront of them* HAHA!! *In a Catholic school girl uniform*
Catholic school girl wh-.... chick!! Wait... Chick? I was gonna use a different word!!
I know.. *Sly smile*
Creepy!
Why are we here?! I'm supossed to be doing something.
Oh yeah..
Hmm... Are you a girl?
YES!!!!! It's short for Danielle!!
*Scoots closer to her*
*Stands up and walks away*
YES!!!!!!
*Glares as she comes back with a baseball bat*
O.O!!!!
I'm crazy! My boyfriends name is Justin and his screen name is JustinSane.
Makes sense.
getting the joke* OH! I get it! JustinSane.. Just In Sane!!
*swings bat, hitting Hiei upside the head* Hmm..
THANKYOU!
Truley.
*Takes Dani's hands* Can I ask you something.
You can, but if you do I'll break your nose and hurt you in bad bad places.
ERR!!!
*Moves away from her, terrified*
HEHE!
*Laughs*
YOUR EVIL!
EVEN MORE EVIL THAN SESSHOUMARU!
What'd you!
You bi-......chick! Grr... Why'd you block out my insult!!
Cause I can, and I don't like all your bad language!! *Starts a cussing storm*
Yikes!
Anyone got soap?
Er....
DIE!!!!!!!!!
AH!!!!! SAMMY!!!!!! *Pounces on someone's feet*
Oh.. Hey Dani.
: DANI!!!!
Uh-oh!
Hey Dani, why'd you tie up the IY and YYH casts?
I'm useing my evil Author Powers.
:oh.
MEG!!!!!!!! *Hugs*
Ah!
cell phone goes off*
What's going on?!
We're under attack, fool!
It's a cell phone!!!
*Answers* Yello?
I'll have your child, Miroku!!!!
SAMANTHA!!!!! MEGAN!!!! OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Drags the two away*
Aw, c'mon!
Don't make me break out my bat!
Kk!!
*Looks around*
Lady Dani, why did you summon us here?
Kukuku... You've gathered all my enemies in one spot.. How kind of you.
*Uses her powers to put Naraku in a ballerina dress*
*Laughs is a$$ off* NICE LOOK, NARAKU!!!!!
Hmph.
*Danceing to "Swan Lake"* NOT funny!
Is too.. *She whispers*
Okay..
Hey, why do you have red eyes, lady?
I'm a demon!!
Don't look it.. You look human cause you have wrinkles-
Fuujin No Mai!! (Dance of Wind-Blades)
AH!!!!
Kagura.
Not a problem!!!!!
Remind me to never say that to her.
Yes.
*Dusts his tail/cloak off*
Don't brush your shoulders off! Your not a pimp!
Must-touch-fluffiness!!!!!! *Runs over to Sesshoumaru, wraps herself in his tail/cloak* OOH!! My dream has come true!!
Do you mind?
Nope!! *Feels VERY happy*
What are you on and where can I get some?!?!
Magic Marker.. Stop N Shop..
Cool.. *Leaves for marker*
*Tries to release Kagome*
MUST TOUCH!! *Drags Sesshoumaru with her to touch Shippou's fluffy tail* Aww.
Your a strange woman.
Yeah, I know..
NO MORE CRAZYNESS!!!
Oh. *Unwraps herself from Sesshoumaru's... tail/cloak* Right... Everyone sit.
*Sits down as Hiei wakes up, then sits down*
*Sits down too* Okay... Aw! Damn! *Walks over to the middle of the room, bends down to pick something up*
and Miroku: O.O!!! *Tries to get a better view*
*Growls and kicks them in the er........ place*
and Youko: @,@!!
*Sits back down* Okay.. *Presses a button, a song starts up* Welcome to Dani's Whacky Wonderful World of.. Whatever!!!!
You've got to be kidding!!
*Laughs* Nope!
Okay, crazziness? Do something funny.
Okay.. *Looks at Inuyasha, uses her Author Powers to make him into a cowboy outfit.*
AH! OW!! Jump back and kiss myself! *Kisses his biceps*
*Falls out of their seats laughing*
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Giggles* Weird guy!
*Laughing still* We should hang around you more offten!
Okay.. Now to the "educational" part of the thingy..
*VERY VERY angry* IF YOU EVER MAKE ME DO THAT AGAIN I'LL-
Kagome..?
Sit, boy!
*Becomes a pancake as he's dressed in his normal clothes*
Okay.. Now a fanfic is about when a fan writes a story about movies, TV shows, Anime, Books, and Plays.. Now-
How many Fanfic's have you wrote about "Inuyasha and Yu-Yu Hakusho"?
Er.... Um.. Let's see..... Around 100 and oneish..
How come it isn't called "Kouga?!"
Cause, Kouga, hon.. You didn't show up until episode 35ish.. Oh.. and Rumiko Takahashi doesn't like you.. But she did make you HOT!!!!!!!! *Drools, drools at all the hott anime hotties*
*Grins*
*Wipes her face* Okay.. Has anyone told you guys about alternate....pairings?
huh?!
Yay! I get to be..evil.. Okay.. Now the classic is Inuyasha with Kagome. Sango with Miroku and..... Yusuke with Keiko. Kuwabara without Yukina, Hiei with no one, and Kurama being chased by rabid fangirls, which brings to to another topic.. Kouga.. You actually have your very own website.. called www.RabidKougaFanGirls.com......
Yeah that is weird..
NO INSULTING MY KOUGA-CHAN!!!! *Hugs him* Kagome!
SIT!
*Blushing, very confused* Err... How many fan girls?
Errr.... Raise you hands with your a Rabid Kouga Fan Girl!!!!! *She and all the Kouga fangirls raise hands*
Cool.
*Laughs*
*Giggles* Poor Kouga..
*Hisses and lets Kouga go* Alright.. Now we have the CREEPY pairings.. The ones I hate..Like Sesshoumaru and Rin pairings.
and Rin: WHAT?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!! *Looks at eachother*
Told ya I hate 'em..
YOU PEOPLE ARE WRONG!!!
Sesshoumaru and Kagura.. Sesshoumaru and Kagome.. Sesshoumaru and Sango... Sesshoumaru and my OC.
*Gawking* Wh-what?!
Mentioned: SICK!EW!!
I also saw one with Sesshoumaru, Kouga, and a Naraku.. Ooops!!

Guys: ATTACK!!!!
*Uses Author Powers to make them do the same thing as Inuyasha*
Kouga, and Naraku: *In Cowboys outfits* AH!! OW!! Jump back, Kiss myself! *Kisses biceps*
*Laughs* Just wait till I tell you about Yoai and Yuri.
Huh?
The most famous one is with Kurama and Hiei pairings.... *Trails off, looks at the wide eyed and open mouthed Kurama nad Hiei*
O.O! Wh-wh-what?!?!?!??!??!!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!!?!
A little guy on guy action!!!
Uh..
Hey.. Don't look at me, I write straight fics.
G-good......!!!
I also read one of Kikyou as a les-
WHAT!?!?!?!?!??!?
Hey at least your alive in it.. I write you've been killed....again.
Your evil..
I know! ^.^;
Do I have someone?
*Nods and touches his tail again* Rin.
Eh?!
*Growls*
Oooh! The over-protective daddy!
I can kill you, you know that?
And I can make you wear a bikini.
Weird woman!
:-D I know. Okay.... er..... SONG FICS!!!
huh?
What's that?
A song.. in a fanfic... DUH!
And you all thought I was stupid.
How'd you get here?! I thought I had a block on!!
I BROUGHT HIM, DANIELLE!
Yay!!!!!!!!! Chassy!!
Hi Dani.
Everyone, this is Chasity aka Chas.
Hi!
Er.. hi.
I HAVE AUTHOR POWERS TOO!
HI CHAS!
Thankyou.
Er.. *Pulls her away, whispering softly out of earshot* You don't have Author Powers.
Well they don't know that.
Ooh.. Good point *Returns* Okay.
Now what?
BYE KUWABARA!! *Snaps fingers as he dissappers*