Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Nightwalker Fan Fiction ❯ The random happenings of Mimiko and M-chan ❯ The random chapter one ( Chapter 1 )

The random happenings of Mimiko and M-chan

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M-chan: Boredom happened!

Kurama: So now you're gonna make a fic out of random emails? Hmph.

Hiei: What's his problem?

M-chan: He gets picked on a lot in them.

Hiei: Oh….lemme read! ::shoves M-chan out of her chair::

M-chan: @_@ Onward brave chickens!

[I own nothing but my pathetic excuse for a brain.]

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~Kurama's rose and the origins of the random ghetto chick~

::minna looking at a pic of Shido holding a rose::

Kurama: HE STOLE MY ROSE! ::points at Shido:: COPYCAT!!

Shido: T.T Nani?

Mimiko: Now Children, behave.

M-chan: Sexy. ::steals the rose:: Mwhahaha!! Mine! ::whacks Jin with it:: ::rose dies:: o.o Your hair killed my flower!! >.<

Mimiko: M-chan! ::takes the rose and whacks her with it:: No hurting the bishies! ::throws the rose behind her and it smacks Kurama in the face::

Kurama: @_@

M-chan: >.< She hurt me!

Cain: ::glares::

Kurama: @_@ What about me? I got hurt….

Cain: ::shoves Kurama out a window::

Mimiko: Gah! ::hides behind Jin::

Jin: Oi! Nan da yo!?

Mimiko: You gotta protect me! It's your job!

Jin: -.-

Cain: ::grabs Mimiko:: Be nice to my woman!

M-chan: O.O …….

Shido: Yours? I dun think so honey! Someone's gonna get bitch slapped here!

M-chan: O.O Shido? ::pulls his hair:: ::hair comes off to reveal…a random ghetto chick:: O.O Where is Shido!?

Mimiko: O_O You mean some ghetto chick has been posing as Shido!? O.O Freaky.

Cain: T_T This day just keeps getting stranger and stranger…

Mimiko: Second the motion!

Cain: ::holds Mimiko's shirt collar:: Now…you're going to be nice to my woman, right?

Mimiko: O.O I'll try my best…

Random ghetto chick: Who said she YOUR woman!?!

Cain: Mind your own business.

Random ghetto chick: Oh…It's on now. ::jumps on Cain::

Mimiko: O___O

Cain: O.O HOLY HELL!

-due to a lost email, this story shall stop here-

~Destroy the world!~

M-chan: ::gets bored and makes a big sign that says "All bow before SHIDO!!":: Mwhahaha!! Yeah, so I got bored. >_> Come, my unnamed bat friend! To the, uh, unnamed place! ::grabs a bat and hands Mimiko a flower, then runs away::

Mimiko: I forgot to give you something! Here's a new computer! =^^= Hope you like! If not, then here's a flower!

M-chan: ::grabs the flower:: Wooo! A flower! ::beats Kurama in the head with it::

Kurama: o.o

Shido: But- ::points to the computer:: You'd rather play with a flower?

M-chan: ::pokes Kurama in the eye with the flower:: Yes.

Kurama: x.<

Mimiko: ::laughs:: ::holds up a wilted flower:: This is probably what your flower looks like right about now! XD Poor Kurama-kun.

M-chan: XD That poor, poor flower. ::hands it to Cain::

Cain: ::blinks::

M-chan: ^_^

-later-

Mimiko: GUESS WHAT?

Kurama: What?

Mimiko: I saw the NW DVD!! It had 1/2 the series on one DVD and I saw it! ::turns to Shido:: You're a pervert. -.-

Shido: O.O What?

Mimiko: I won't ruin any episodes, but in one...he was holding drugs that were really popular for females, and he said, "Why do these girls take these when I could offer them a piece of heaven myself!"

Shido: I…uh….um…

Mimiko: -_- Yeah, exactly.

M-chan: O.O

Shido: …….

M-chan: I WANNA SEE IT!!!!

Shido: @_@

M-chan: ::sobs:: I MUST order DVDs! ::passes out::

Shido: O.O M-chan?

Mimiko: There are only 2 DVDs since it's such a short series. The first episodes I saw were partly just naked women and killing night breeds, but the next few episodes are much more significant.

Shido: o.- I don't know whether to be happy or slightly insulted.

Mimiko: You should be slightly ashamed for acting the way you were.

Shido: ^.^

M-chan: Need money! ::attacks random people:: GIMME CASH!! NightWalker is MUCH more important than feeding your children!!

Random person: >=( ::throws M-chan in a trash can::

M-chan: o.o ….. >.< Noooooo!!! ::bites random person::

Random person: X.x

Shido: O.O You killed that HUMAN!!

M-chan: =^_^;= ::hides behind Cain:: Evil?

Shido: ::pissed off::

Mimiko: XD

Shido: How could she attack a human?!

Mimiko: Like this! ::shoots a random persons leg::

Shido: O.O

Random person: MY LEG! IT'S BLEEDING!! Help!!

Shido: He's dying!

Mimiko: Oh, he'll be fine.

Random person: X.x

Mimiko: O_O Uh oh.

Shido: O_O How could you do that!?

Mimiko: Like this! ::aims gun at someone else::

Shido: NO! ::lowers gun:: I get the point. ::pissed::

M-chan: XD I need another demo!!

Cain: Yes, show us how to kill a human.

M-chan: I'll show you, and you show me, `mkay?

Cain: >=)

::both attack people::

Shido: O.O

Mimiko: ::laughs:: I swear just the three of us could destroy the world as we know it!

Cain: You don't say? Then what are we waiting for? ::has a belt with bullets attached to it, grenades in his pockets, and a ton of guns on his back:: Eat your heart out Schwarzenagger! ::runs out the door::

Mimiko: O.O

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~Hug War~

M-chan: ::gets the hug war email again:: Evil hug thing…I need no hugs!! Unless it's a hug of death, you know, squeezing the person to death, or something. Ok, that's lame. I need to stab the person that made this thing. >=( ::hunts for "her" knife:: Now where did I stash the thing??

Mimiko: O.O ::points to Rihou:: SHE MADE IT!! ::hides behind Jin::

M-chan: She did? ::attacks Rihou::

Rihou:: X.x

M-chan: Mwhahaha!!

Shido: She's a vamp…

M-chan: >.< Damn! ::throws her in a blender:: NEVER TURN IT OFF!! ::watches the "Rihou smoothie" spin around::

Shido: O.O

Mimiko: ^_^ ::watches as Rihou is blended into many tiny pieces:: -_- Nummy.

M-chan: Rihou smoothie anyone?

Cain: …..Sell it to little children.

Shido: You'll do no such thing! ::takes the blender and throws in into an oblivion::

M-chan: o.o

Mimiko: RUN!!!!! ::grabs M-chan/Jin::

Cain: ::moves outta the way::

Shido: o.- Why?

Mimiko: Haven't you heard the saying?

Shido: What saying?

Mimiko: What goes up, must come....

Blender: ::lands on Shido::

Mimiko: ....down o.o

Shido: x.x

Mimiko: Wait...where's Kurama? ::sees a piece of Kurama's hair sticking out from under the blender:: O.O Oh my...

Cain: >=) heh heh heh...

Mimiko: >:O

Cain: I mean......::fake sob::

Mimiko: e__e

Shido: ::crawls out:: Why didn't you grab me too?!

Mimiko: One: I only have two hands. Two: You threw it to begin with.

Shido: -.-

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~Candy is bad for your health~

::minna looking at a pic of Guni and Shido::

Mimiko: O.O If you think about it….he could be trying to bite her.

Shido: Why would I do that?

Mimiko: I don't know! Why would you get involved with Cain!?

Shido: ………………….

Mimiko: NOT THE SILENT TREATMENT!! ::covers ears::

Shido: O.o

M-chan: Well, that made a lot of sense. [/sarcasm]

Shido: ::shrugs and hands Mimiko candy::

M-chan: O.O That's mine!

Shido: You can't eat it.

M-chan: YES I CAN!! ::shoves several chocolate bunnies in her mouth:: X.x ::falls over:: @_@

Mimiko: CANDY!! ::chomps it down:: =^_^= O.O M-chan: ::blinks:: ::poke:: O.O IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?!?!?!

Cain: I'm a doctor! ::inspects M-chan:: All this needs is some love! ^^ ::drags her into a room::

Mimiko: O.O M-chan!! ::tries to open the door:: IT'S LOCKED!! M-CHAN!! WAKE UP FAST!!

M-chan: X.x

Cain: Hehehehe.

Shido: Open the damn door Cain!!

Cain: Nope.

M-chan: ::still out:: X.x

Cain: ::barricades the door even more:: ::grins::

M-chan: ::wakes up:: ……Where am I?? O.O Uh oh.

Mimiko: GO FOR BELOW THE BELT! THAT ALWAYS WORKS!!

Cain: ::from inside the room:: O_O Hell no woman! I need that!

Mimiko: ^^;

-lost the email….improvising-

M-chan: …..::kicks Cain and runs away::

Cain: O.O…..X.x

M-chan: Haha! ::runs into a wall:: @_@

Mimiko: -_-;

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