Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Abnormal Friends ❯ The Search For Teenaged Years ( Chapter 4 )

To whatever Pixy is doing

Pixy, Kurama, Kuabara, and Uskai are walking their way to the temple.

Kuabara: So how far now.

Pixy: Not that far

Kuabara: Are we there yet.

Pixy: No

Kuabara: Are we there yet

Pixy: NO

Kuabara: Are we there yet?

Pixy: NOOOOOO! Die Hell Fire!

Kuabara runs like a bitch while Pixy runs after him

At the temple

Rei: Jorge you stay here. Go watch some T.V, play with toys or something.

Jorge: Ok.

Donald: Hey Jorge.

Jorge: Hi.

Donald: You do know I told them why you ran off.

Jorge: I know.

Rei: You what to watch TV.

Donald & Jorge: Sure.

They go in the other room where Rob, Ranko, Mina, Makoto are playing cards.

Jorge: What the… holy… mother… wow. Now that's a big TV.

Rei: Ok… So what you what to watch?

Donald: Umm I don't know.

Jorge: How about the playboy channel.

Rei: Ok.

Jorge: Really!

Rei: No!

Jorge: Why not.

Rei: o0o I love this… it's DJ Quack Quack.

Jorge try running but Donald pulls on his leash.

Jorge: No more DJ Quack Quack he's got my leash.

Donald: Some one calms him down.

Rei thinks fast and pulls up her shirt.

Jorge passes out and Donald gets a noise bleed.

Rei: Well I didn't want to do that but I had to calm him down some how.

Rob: Nice boobs.

Makoto hits Rob in the head.

Back to the birdcage.

Sky: Man I need something to do.

Anna comes in with a key.

Anna: Ok, mom said you could come out now.

Sky: Great.

He walks out of the cage.

Anna: How did you do that it was locked.

Sky: I got board so I picked the lock.

Anna: Ok, let's find were you live.

Sky: (Finally, now I can get to Mina.)

In Rei's room, there was a loud yell.

Rei: Get back here you little monster!

Ami: Yea!

Happosai: Not if my life deepened on it.

Akane: How did he get here?

Ukyo: Don't know, don't care. Let's get him.

Rob: Should I get my bat?

Steve: You're obsessed with baseball aren't you.

Rob: Nope, I just like hitting things.

Ranko: Let's go guys.

Donald tied Jorge's leash to a poll and went.

Donald: Get back here!

Happosai: Hapo fire burn!

Steve: What a cherry bomb?

It blows up and Steve in the air.

Rob: That it, take this! Blizzard Blast!

Happosai was frozen in a block of ice.

Rei: Where is the bag that he took?

Donald: Right here.

Donald looks in the bag and burst out laughing.

Donald: He took you underwear! <Laugh>

Rei: Not funny.

Ami: Yea.

Mina: What should we do with him.

Steve takes Rob's bat.

Steve: Combo! Bat attack & Bull Rush Punch!

Steve hit the old freak into next year.

Donald: Well that's over. (She has a leather thong.)

Don burst out laughing again.

Ukyo: You ok Don.

Now in tears

Donald: I'm fine. (God I love this town.)

Back in the temple.

Jorge: What the fuck happened.

Underpants Gnome walks by

Jorge: What the fucking hell was that?

Another walks by with Rei's clothes.

Jorge: What did they feed me?

Then a Nome stop's and sees Jorge.

Underpants Gnome: You didn't see anything.

Jorge: This is too weird even for me. Do you think they would believe me?

Underpants Gnome: Your right.

He starts to walk away.

Underpants Gnome: Bye doggy.

Jorge: For some reason I know I'm going to get blamed for her missing clothing.

Back to Pixy

Kuabara is in a full body case,

Kurama: Which way now?

Pixy: That way.

They go off in the wrong direction

Some street

Sky: (Maybe I can get some of Anna on this walk)

Anna: (Wow even though I'm 10 and he's 6 I still want him, I mean he cute and he kills demon.)

Sky: You didn't have to walk with me.

Anna: I want you.

Sky: What? (Did she just say she wants me?)

Holelaulya plays in the background.

Anna: I said I want too. (Oops.)

Music stops.

Sky: Ok. (Damn!) When we get to the house you what to hang out for a little.

Anna speeds up.

Anna: I have to go home after I get you home. <Tear>

Sky: Ok. (Damn she has a nice ass.)

"I like big buts" plays.

Sky: Anna grab my hand. (I'm gonna fly.)

Anna: Why? What! Sky your flying!

Sky grabs Anna's hand.

Sky: Going up.

Anna: This is so cool.

A believe I can fly song goes on

Sky: O yea!

Something his Sky and drops Anna

Anna: Help!

Sky: Anna!

Sky grabs Anna and gets her on the ground ok. Then Sky gets hit again.

Sky: That's it!

Sky throes a feather in the air.

Sky: Eagle sword!

A sword formed from the feather and dropped into Sky's hand.

Demon: That sword will not help you if you can't see me.

Anna: Sky he behind you.

Sky slash and it hits something.

Sky: You can see them?

Anna: Yea! There is 5 of them.

Sky: Let's take him out. Where are they?

Anna: two are in the tree, one is on the baseball fled, and the last two are right next to you.

Sky: Hurricane Strike!

Sky hit one killing it in one strike.

Anna: Sky watch out!

Sky: Not so fast!

Sky cut right throe the demon.

Sky: You ok Anna?

Anna: Yea. Here comes the other two!

Sky: Your going down! Talon Slash!

The feathers hit the demon.

Sky: Did I get them?

Anna: Yep!

Something nocks Anna out.

Demon: Now she can't help you boy.

Sky: Anna! You bastard! Phoenix Sword!

A Phoenix shot out of Sky's sword.

Demon: Where are all this wind and fire come from… no… coming from the kid!

Sky: This is fore Anna!

Sky slashed the demon and it burned the living hell out of it.

Sky: Anna! Anna! Please tell me your ok!

Anna: Sky I'm ok.

Sky: Thank god!

Back to the temple.

Usagi: I'm back from the fair.

Rob: I got Idea.

Donald: What?

Rob: Well since you're a kid right now.

Donald: And.

Rob: Try plan-C.

Donald: Why?

Rob: To get some thing out Usagi.

Donald: Why not.

Donald Walks over to Usagi and pulls plan-C

Donald: Usagi what you get us?

Usagi: (Aww how cute) well, I got something for everyone.

Donald: You did. (What the fuck.)

Usagi: Well I got you a ball of string.

Donald: Thank you. (What the fuck I'm only half cat.)

Usagi: Rob, here you go.

Rob: It's a banana.

Usagi: Jorge! Where is he?

Donald: He said some thing about a Nome and he passed out.

Usagi: Well I'll just leave this toy here then.

Steve: Hi Usagi.

Usagi: Here Steve.

Steve: A fingertrap.

Donald: Hey I like this.

Don was playing with the ball. Steve puts on the fingertrap.

Steve: This should be easy. All you do is pull your fingers out… what the?

Outside

Sky: This is the place.

Anna: Cool. Now I can meat your friends.

They both walk in

Sky: I'm back!

Mina: Thank god you're ok!

Anna: Sky is that your mom?

Sky: Her mom hell no.

Steve is still in the fingertrap.

Steve: This is like satin reincarnated into a carboard tube.

Anna: And is he your dad?

Don and Rob start laughing.

Sky: Fuck no!

Steve: Where is my lighter? I'm going to burn this evil thing off.

Anna: Well I got to go. See you later Sky.

Sky: Bye.

Anna goes over to Sky and gives him a quick kiss.

Sky:…

Later

Uskai: told you I would find the temple.

Kuabara: Yea, the girl's way would take all day.

Pixy: Ok, I get lost easy, so sue me.

Kurama: Calm down Pixy.

They go inside

Donald was sleeping on Ranko's lap, Rob and Sky was playing poker, Rei, Mina, Ami, and Makoto were playing gamecube, and Ukyo, Usagi, Steve, Jorge, and Akane were reading manga.

Pixy: I'm back.

Akane: Good thing to we were go to beach in an hour.

Pixy: But I don't have bathing suite.

Usagi: You can use Chibi-usa's.

Ami: Who's your friends?

Pixy: This is Kurama, and Uskai. And the ass monkey is Kuabara.

Kuabara: Hey.

Ranko: Why don't you three come with us.

Uskai: Ok, Let me just call my girlfriend so she can come.

Mina: (Damn he's all ready taken.)

Sky: Anna coming right?

Jorge: Yea.

Donald wakes up.

Donald: Hiya everybody. (If one person says Hiya doctor Nick.)

Sky: Hi ya doctor Nick!

Donald: Pummel!

Sky was out cold

Donald: word to the wise don't mess with a cat when he wakes up.

P-chan: (How did I get here?)

Akane: P-chan! How did you get here?

P-chan jumps into Akane's arms.

Rei: so Steve you get the finger trap off yet?

Steve: Yea. I'm doing it again, just wait your see, what trap, go a way.

Rei: You what a tip?

Steve: No. But I'll give you a tip.

Ami: Let's just go to the beach.

Ranko: So are we taking a bus.

Ukyo: Yep.

Sky: Nope I can fly! Ha my leg!

Ukyo had a rope tied around sky's leg

Sky: Ok I'll take the bus too!

Kurama: (And I thought my life was weird.)

On the bus.

Uskai: So your saying that Demon turned you into a kid.

Donald: Yep.

Uskai: What about the cat ears and the tail.

Donald: I was born with them.

Uskai: (Could that Demon be the one we got to kill?)

Ranko: Donald.

Donald: Yea.

Ranko: Aren't you scared of water?

Donald: Nope.

Pixy was siting next to Kurama.

Pixy: When I'm back to my right age were are going on a date, you know that right?

Kurama: Yea. (This girl is going to kill me.)

Rob: Jorge your going to were long pants, right

Jorge: I don't need to.

Rob: If I see your hairy legs….

Something stop the bus

Ami: What was that?

A big ape looking demon was in front of the bus.

Kuabara: Let's take it out.

Pixy: First smart thing you said all day.

Ukyo: There's some in the back to.

Donald: Looks like the were waiting for us.

Sky: Anna I'll protect you.

Anna: Ok.

Demon: Kill all. Take the red one.

Steve: Damn Finger trap. I can't fight.

They all jump out of the bus. Five flashes of light land.

Moon: Let's go girls.

Akane: God they're huge and there is over 50 of them.

A blue wind starts spinning around Rob

Rob: Supreme Ice Storm!

Ice starts to form around the demon kill them it a sheet of ice.

Ukyo: Good job Rob but here comes more.

Ranko: Don here.

Donald take's his dagger.

Donald: Dark Twister!

That took out fore more.

Venus: Venus Crescent Beam Smash!

Mars: Mars Burning Mandala!

Mercury: Mercury Shabon Spray Freezing!

Jupiter: Jupiter Thunder Dragon!

That's about over ten down.

Anna: There is some under ground!

Sky grabs Anna before a demon grabs and pulls her down.

Steve: There's one move I can do. Shock Wave!

5 demons pop out of the ground.

Uskai: Shotgun!

5 blast of energy killed the demons.

Pixy: Full Dragon Flame!

Ranko: Hi Ryu Sho Ten Ha!

Both: Combo! Dragon Wave!

4 more down.

Kurama: Rose Whip.

2 more down.

A really big Demon came out of a warp hole.

Donald: What the crap.

Demon: Laser wave!

A lot of beams came out of the gem on its head. The beams start to hit every one.

Donald: You hurt my friends you die now!

The strips covered Donald face, legs and arms.

Kurama: What's happening to him?

Donald's Daggers became swords and the marks on his hand were glowing.

Kurama: This happened to Uskai once.

Donald: You will die now!

Ukyo: Run!

Pixy: Hit the dirt!

Donald: Twilight Slash!

His attack hit and parts of the demon went flying ever were.

Donald: Now to see if Ranko's ok.

Donald walks over to Ranko and heal her.

Donald: You ok.

Ranko kisses Donald

Ranko: Yea, I'll be ok.

Don passes out.

In the Demon castle

Demon lord: Soon I will kill them. Come my five war demons.

Five Demons appeared One Fire, Water, Earth, Air, And Dark.

Demon Lord: Kill them and bring the girl to me.

At the beach

Don woke up on a blanket next to Ranko.

Ranko: Good your awake.

Donald: I got to stop passing out after the attack.

Over at the changing tents.

Usagi: Come on out Pixy.

Pixy: No.

Ami: Come on it's not that bad.

Pixy: No.

Usagi: Come on it's the only suite that fits you.

Pixy: But I hate pink.

Usagi pulls Pixy out.

Usagi: It's just for swimming.

Pixy: I will kill you all.

Usagi: What was that?

Pixy: Nothing.

Makoto: Look at that surfer dude. Hey were did he go?

Jorge had the biggest noise bleed ever. Sky and Anna were building a sandcastle. Donald, Ranko, Makoto, Ukyo, and Usagi were in the water.

Usagi: O my god I saw a shark.

Ranko: Me to.

Donald: Wait a min. Rick!

A boy with a shark fin popped up.

Rick: How did you know my name kid.

Donald: Rick. It's me Donald.

Makoto: Hey it's that surfer guy.

Rick: I don't know you kid.

Donald: You'll know this. Blitz! Aura Bolt!

Donald beached Rick.

Rick: That's Don all right.

Pixy: Hey it's Rick.

Steve was still in the finger trap.

Steve: Yea it's him, and houdeny him self could not get out of this thing.

Ukyo: Friend of yours?

Donald: Yep. Everyone meat my beach bum friend Rick.

Rick: Hiya.

Donald: Ok let me tell ya why were kids.

Rick: Ok.

Later

Donald: And that's what happened.

Rick: Ok.

Ranko: But we're taking a day off today.

Akane: So let's party.

Steve pulls out a big CD player.

Ukyo: Were did you get that?

Steve: Internet.

Later.

Sky: Yo, Don let's dig a hole so Jorge can fall in.

Donald: Were are not pulling a team rocket.

Sky: Think of it as pulling a jackass skit.

Donald: Whatever. Blitz! Air blade!

The attack made a hole.

Donald: There put a blanket over it and put a dog biscuit over top it. I had nothing to do with this.

Over by the cooler Uskai was getting a drink.

Girl: Uskai there you are.

Uskai: Kaiko, You look nice in the bikini.

Kaiko: Thank you.

Karen: You guys! Hurry up Toko.

Toko: Ok Karen.

Karen: Hurry up with the cooler.

Mina: And you got in a fight with him why?

Donald: No clue.

Over by the hole

Sky: Yo Jorge! Come here.

Jorge: What?

Pixy pushes Jorge out of the way.

Pixy: Move it Jorge. I'm hungry.

Pixy falls in the hole.

Sky: O Shit.

Pixy: Hell Fire!

Sky ran in to the water with his ass on fire.

In the water

Rick: So your Don's girlfriend.

Ranko: Yep.

Rick: Good for you.

Ranko: So your part shark.

Rick: Yep.

Donald: Hey guys.

Both: Hey Don.

Donald: So Rick why you here?

Rick: The surf and my job.

Donald: Got a new one.

Rick: Yep. A fire one.

Donald: Cool you keeping it.

Rick: Of course.

Ranko: What are you talking about?

Donald: He transfers a type of magic rock called materea.

Rick: If you have one you can use a type of magic with out have the birth given power.

Ranko: Can I get one.

Rick: Ok. Since you Don's girlfriend half off.

Later

Makoto: Man I forgot the Barbie-Q.

Rick: No prob. Use this.

Rick hands Makoto a red rock.

Makoto: What's this?

Rick: Point it at the meat and say fire.

Makoto: Ok. Fire!

A flame shot out of the rock a cooked the meat.

Makoto: Well that was done quick.

Pixy was on Kurama lap.

Pixy: Do you like blood?

Kurama:...

Anna: Sky, can you get a bon fire going.

Sky: No I can't but… Jorge DJ Quack Quack is behind you!

Jorge: What… No…. Wolf Fire Flame!

The fire was lit

Sky: There you go.

Later the fire started to grow

Donald: That fire is too big. Rick can you but it out.

Rick: Ok. Water Ball!

A ball of water shot out of Rick's hand at the fire and it started to rise.

Rick: What the fuck!

Fire: Will kill you all.

Akane: It's a demon!

Rick: You what to mess with me on the beach, you dumber than I thought.

Rick pulls out a blade out of his bag.

Rick: A-lance!

The blade turned into a spear.

Pixy: Let's just sit down and watch the show.

Ukyo: Any one got popcorn?

Toko: I do.

Ami: Pass some.

Fire demon: Come my brothers.

A twister, a tsunami, a tremor, and a black fog appears.

Donald: Were are going to need a fight song.

Steve puts in funky town.

Donald: Good enough.

Usagi: I think we should transform.

Rei: Good idea.

Kaiko: Go to work Uskai.

Uskai: Ok.

Pixy: Great way to end the day.

Demons: Kill!

Ryoga: Akane! I'll kill the demons.

Donald: Hey what are you wearing my clothes?

Ryoga: Don't ask.

Donald: Ok… let's just kill these demons.

Old Demon: Stop!

All: What the fuck!

Old Demon: Let's make this a 2 on 1 fight.

All: Ok.

Fight 1

Dark Demon Vs Donald and Ryoga.

Donald: Ready.

Ryoga: As I'll ever be.

Dark Demon: Kill. Darkens For every One!

A thick black fog covered the beach.

Ryoga: No fair I can't see.

Donald: Shut up! I'm trying to hear were he is.

Don's ears point up

Donald: There! Blitz! Air Blade!

The attack hit

Dark Demon: Dammit.

The fog disappeared

Ryoga: My turn. Bakusai Tenketsu!

The attack kills the demon as soon as it hit.

Donald: One down 4 to go.

Fight 2

Earth Demon Vs Steve and Uskai.

Steve: Damn finger trap!

Uskai: You do know all you have to do is….

Earth Demon: Rock Ball.

Uskai Dodge the attack

Uskai: That's it. Spirit Gun!

A massive amount of energy shot out of Uskai finger and blow the Demon to pieces.

Ryoga: Hey that's like my attack.

Fight 3

Water Demon Vs Jupiter and Karen

Karen: You use thunder.

Jupiter: Yep.

Karen: This should be easy than.

Water Demon: Water World!

After the words were said a big bubble takes form.

They were in a bubble of water.

Karen: (What the fuck!)

Jupiter: (That's it! Jupiter Sparkling Wide Pressure!)

Jupiter shock the hell out of the Demon and Karen.

Karen: (Jupiter you... you! Lighting flash!)

Karen Shocks Jupiter and the Demon and the demon dies with the bubble.

Jupiter: Good thing that's over.

Karen: Yea.

Fight 4

Fire Demon saw Pixy eating a chocolate bar and he put his hand out and melted it.

Pixy: Bastard!!!

Mars: God have mercy on your soul

Fire Demon Vs Pixy

Pixy: You dare challenge me with fire! Die! Infernal!

The ground began to shake and the ground broke apart and fires shot out of it's depths.

Pixy: now come forth my minions!

Monstrous demonic forms came out of the fires. The creature surround Pixy and they all merge into Pixy's body. Pixy began to age into her original age and her wings spread and she gave out a loud dragon roar. Pixy's eyes glowed bright red. She flew toward the demon and jumped on the demon's back.

Fire Demon: What the fuck are you?

Pixy: Your executioner.

Pixy bit down on his neck where his jugular vein was and ripped it off. After feeding on his blood she jabbed her claws into the demon's torso and ripped open his rib cage and garbed the demon's heart and bite down on it.

All:...

Demon dies. Pixy sets the demon's corpses on fire. Pixy looks at everyone and turns back into a child.

Pixy: Damn…it <passes out>

Donald: What's that smell.

Jorge shit him self.

Ranko: That's just plain wrong.

Uskai: Are you sure she's not a demon.

Steve: Not any more.

Fight 5

Air Demon Vs Sky and Venus.

Venus: Let's do this.

Sky starts to crack up.

Venus slaps sky upside the head

Venus: focus dammit.

Anna: Kick some ass.

Sky: Hurricane Strike!

Venus: Love Me Chain Encircle!

Venus chained the demon up and Sky nock off it's head.

Old Demon: Well that didn't go over to well.

Rick pins down the old demon.

Rick: Two things, One, were is the demon that turned my friends into kids and two, were is the demon that took Ranma.

Old Demon: My master is in the town were he attack you and his master I don't know.

Rick: Ok…. Bye. Bubble Bomb!

Rick put the demon in a bubble and it went in to the air and blow up.

Donald: Well I'm tired.

Rei: Let's go home.

Rick: You guys can stay on my houseboat.

Ukyo: Can it fit all 23 of us.

Rick: It will be a little cramped but yea.

Akane: Than let's go all ready.

At the boat

Rick, Akane, Usagi, Ukyo, and Makoto were fishing. Rei, Sky, Anna, Mina, and Kaiko were playing poker. Kuabara, Uskai, Toko, Karen, Rob and Jorge were all ready sleeping. Donald was on Ranko's lap and Pixy was siting on Kurama's lap watching TV Ami was reading a book and Steve was in the corner still trying to get the finger trap off.

Sky: So I'm wining let's play strip poker.

He gets hit on the head buy all the girls.

Sky: Forget I asked.

Rick: Ok when you fell a tug you pull back.

Usagi: Yea I felt a tug!

Ukyo: Pull back.

Usagi goes flying into the water.

Akane: You ok?

Rick: I'll go get a rope.

Tolley: And a…

All: GO AWAY!

T.V: O my god you killed Kenny. You bastard!

Ranko: I don't get it.

Pixy: He was just killed by a monkey, what's not funny about that.

Donald: ZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Ranko: Well I'm go to sleep. Night

She picks up Don and goes to the cabin.

Ami: We should all turn in so we can go looking for that demon in the morning.

All: Night.

Some were on the beach.

P-chan: (Get me out of this hole)

Later that night

Donald woke up.

Donald: Man I'm hungry.

Donald goes on the deck.

Donald: Hey Ranko. Hey wait a min. You're not Ranko. You're a ghost.

Ghost: Save me.

With that said it disappeared.

Donald: What the fuck. O well.

Don found the fridge.

Donald: Food!

Next Day

Pixy: Man I miss Kurama.

Rob: They only left 30 min ago.

Pixy: I know but I still miss him.

Rei: Well there is the bathhouse.

Jorge: They still have this here.

Makoto: Well you boys go on that side.

The boys: See ya.

Akane: Some thing doesn't fell right.

On the boys side.

Donald: God this fells better.

Rob: At least we don't smell like dead monsters any more.

Jorge: Steve will you just break that damn thing all ready.

Steve: Don't you think I've tried.

A big bubble shot up.

Rick: God Steve you didn't.

Steve: Sorry.

Rob: Where's Sky?

Toko: He was with us until we split up.

A loud scream was heard a Sky was thrown over the wall.

Girl: Perv!

Donald: Dumbass.

On the girl side.

Akane: Now I remember. UHO. Ranko don't touch the hot water! Too late.

On the boy side

Donald: What's with all the yelling.

A boy with black hair flu over the wall.

Later.

Donald: This is really weird.

Rob: Bathing with your girlfriend as a boy, yea that's weird.

Sky: And yet strangely funny Donald your seeing that even your girlfriend is bigger then you. Oh and she can masturbate in two different spots…… hehehe…. Donald put that down.

Donald picks up a toilet and throws it at Sky knocking him out.

Donald: Ok

Steve: Ok that was cool but I'm still not touching him… Ok why is the toilet water yellow?

Jorge: I had to go.

Donald: Let him drown in it.

Toko: This is some jerry springer shit.

Rob: At least flip him over.

Jorge flips him over with his sword

Rob: Ok now I don't want to look at that put a towel over his "pole"

Donald: Let's never talk about this moment again.

All: Yea.

20 min and a glass a cold water later.

Akane: Sorry I didn't warn you sooner.

Ranko: No prob, I should have remembered.

Ami: What smells like wet dog?

Sky: Wolf butt.

Jorge: Sorry.

Ukyo: Well let's go get something to eat.

Jorge: Food!

Later.

Ami: There six and he still can eat more the Usagi.

Donald: What?

Mina: So Karen, can you sense something?

Karen: Yea! Over there!

In the park

Karen: In that shed.

Pixy: Yea It's Kurama!

Kurama: Hi. (Dammit she's going to get in the way.)

Mina: Cool, you found the demon's hideout.

Toko: You guys go, I'll stay here.

Anna: Come on I can't fight but I can still help.

Sky: Yea Toko stop being a assmonger.

Karen whispered something into Toko ear

Toko: Ok I am going.

Sky: Ok I think I know what she said… hehe.

Donald: Oooooookay. Let's go.

They all jump in the portal.

Jorge: I'm going to throw up.

Makoto: Point that way.

Rick: Welcome to the twilight zone.

Makoto hits Rick.

Makoto: Not funny.

Rob: This is like the third time this month we have jump into a warp-hole of some kind.

They end op in some kink of castle place

Ranko: Let's kill that demon and get you back to you regular selves.

Rei: I think we should transform.

Ami: Yea.

A flash of light and a nose bleed later.

Moon: I'm so sorry Jorge.

Jorge pass out from the lack of blood.

Pixy: Food.

Steve: Kurama stop her.

Kurama: How?

Donald: Too late. Kurama do something she'll listen to you

Kurama: Uhhhh ok. Pixy…

Pixy is sucking Jorge dry.

Kurama: Pixy If you were older I would go out with you!

Pixy: Really!

Pixy ran over to Kurama's side and hugged his arm.

Rob: What…

Donald: The...

Steve: Fucking...

Rick: Hell.

Rei: Steve go heal him.

Steve: Ok.

Later, something grabbed Venus

Sky: Venus!

A tentacle monsters were on the ceiling

Donald: God this is wrong.

Jupiter: Jupiter Supreme Thunder!

The tentacle monster fell onto the floor.

Donald: Pixy are you going to help.

Pixy: Ok It's Pixy again to the rescue.

Pixy grabbed Moon and ripped her shirt open. Jorge gets a nosebleed.

Sky: (ah I like this)

Pixy throws Moon to the monster. Monster catches Moon.

Monster: awwww sweet thanks.

Moon: You bitch… hey keep your tentacles to yourself mister!

Monster leaves the room.

Donald:….ooooookay now we have someone to rescue…Pixy you're just evil.

Rick: I'll save her.

Sky: No I'll save her

Rick: No me

Sky: ME!

Monster: Time to make sweet sweet love.

Rick: Tsunami strike!

Rick cut the monster in to little bits of green fleas. Moon was butt naked.

Rick: Nice bod.

Moon: Could get me some clothes.

Sky: (Why?)

Rick gives Moon his shirt.

Mars: Just transform again.

Moon: O yea.

Steve: What the fuck Pixy!

Pixy: I watch way too much TV Anyway we needed a distraction.

All: ……

Ukyo: Let's just go.

Later

Rob: Great a bunch of doors.

Voice: Welcome to the doors of hell game.

Anna: What we have pick a door.

Voice: Yes and fight what comes out.

Donald: Ok.

Five doors stood in their way.

Donald: What door should we pic.

Sky: Five.

Pixy:….okay let's pick a different door.

Sky: Why!?!

Pixy: Because last time we played this game we had to fight ten Tonberrys!

Donald: When was the last time we played this stupid game.

Pixy: Remember that time at the Christmas Party

(Flashback)

Pixy: Man I'm drunk.

Sky: Pick Five!

Pixy: FIVE

Voice: Awwww too bad

Tonberry appears

Pixy: Dammit!

(present time)

Voice: Oh yeah I remember that.

Pixy: Yeah asshole where's the trip to six flags you promised us?!

Voice: Uhhhhhh I can't hear you, lalalalala can't hear you lalalalala…

Pixy: Asshole.

Donald: There you are. Blitz! Aura 1Bolt.

He blasts the wall and a crack smoking monkey falls down.

Ranko picks up the monkey.

Ranko: Which door is it and give us the trip to six flags.

Monkey: that way.

Monkey picked door number 5

Sky: See I told you

Pixy: wait something's wrong if it agrees with sky.

Sky: hey!

Pixy: Everyone split up and pick a door, be in groups and Sky you have five.

Sky:……I don't wanna.

Pixy: just DO IT!

Everyone spilt up and pick one

Door 1: Pixy, Kurama, Anna, and Steve.

Door 2: Karen, Toko, Jorge, and Mars.

Door 3: Donald, Ranko, and Mercury.

Door 4: Rob, Ukyo, and Akane.

Door 5: Sky, Venus, Moon, Jupiter.

Door 1.

Steve: God I hate this. Damn this finger trap!

Pixy: There is some monsters.

Anna: There's some in the wall to.

Kurama: Rose whip!

The whip cut right through the monster's leg.

Door 2

Jorge: Wolf Blade!

His sword started to glow.

Toko: What the fuck a bunch of monsters.

Mars: Then let's get a killing.

Karen: Lighting crash!

A blot a lighting killed a monster

Door 3

Donald: What's that smell?

Ranko: It smells like shit.

Unknown monster: me me me me. I am the great mighty poo.

Mercury: O Fuck no.

Door 4

Akane: It's freezing in here.

Ukyo: No kidding.

A Ice sickle was shot at Akane but Rob blocked with his blade.

Rob: You mess with ice you're gonna get froze.

Demon: Not if I kill you first.

Door 5

Sky: Told you there was nothing to worry.

Moon: Then what is that little green thing then?

Jupiter: It has I knife.

Venus: Hahahahahahah!

Door 1

Pixy: Well there dead.

Anna: No kidding.

Kurama: Hey Pixy dose that bottle say "age change"?

Pixy: Yea!

Steve: All most got it.

Steve finally gets the finger trap off and nocks over the bottle.

Steve: Sorry Pixy.

Pixy: …….

Kurama: Run Steve!

Anna: He's going to die.

Kurama: Yep.

Door 2

Jorge: We won.

Mars: Yea.

Toko: You hid under a rock Jorge.

Jorge: It was a duck.

Door 3

Donald: How in hell are we gone kill a shit monster?

Ranko: No clue.

Mercury: How bout we freeze it.

Donald & Ranko: OK.

Mercury: Shabon Spray Freezing!

Mercury froze the Great mighty poo.

Ranko: My turn. Hiryuu Kourindan!

A big blast of energy shot out and shattered the great mighty poo.

Donald: There's the exit.

Door 4

Rob: Blizzard Blast!

Demon: Ice Ray!

Rob destroyed the demons arm.

Rob: Yes.

Akane: Rob your leg!

Rob's leg was frozen.

Ukyo: That Demon is coming back. Akane Heal Rob. I'll stall the demon.

Akane: OK.

Demon: I'll freeze you to girl.

Ukyo: Gunpowder Flower!

Ukyo through a bag of Flower at the Demon.

Akane: Here you go. Teate!

Rob: I can feel my leg. Thank you.

Akane: You welcome, now go help Ukyo.

Demon: Take this.

The Demon hit Ukyo in to a wall.

Rob: Take this. Supreme Ice Storm!

Robs attack killed the demon on impact.

Akane: The Ice is gone.

Rob: Ukyo you OK.

Ukyo: Yea, they're a way out.

Door 5

Jupiter is knocked out and the monster walks up to moon. Doink! It stabs her and she falls to the ground

Venus: Fuck this thing is strong.

Sky: Venus you get it on the left and I'll get it on the Right.

Venus: OK.

Sky: Hurricane Strike!

Venus: Venus Wink Sword!

Monster: AHHHHHHHHH!

The Next room

Karen: There is every one.

Mars: Come on Jorge.

Toko: That's a big Door.

Jorge: Yea.

Anna: Were is Sky?

Sky: Right here.

Ranko: Are you OK Ukyo. You look hurt.

Ukyo: I'm OK.

Moon: So Are we going through the Door.

Rob: It looks like the boss door from Mario.

Jupiter: Then lets break it down. Sparkling Wide Pressure!

Mercury: It didn't work.

Kurama: How bout knocking.

Kurama knocked and it opened.

Pixy: (He's so smart.) Good job my love.

Donald: Let's go.

On the roof.

Jorge: How we get on the roof?

Kurama: Uskai, Kuabara!

Kuabara: We need a little help here.

Mars: Let's go.

Over a thousand Monsters show up.

Moon: O Great.

Venus: Use you most powerful attacks.

Moon: Rainbow Moon Heart Ache!

Mars: Mars Snake Fire!

Jupiter: Coconut Cyclone!

Mercury: Shabon Spray Freezing!

Venus: Crescent Beam Shower!

Toko: You killed them all.

Donald: It's the Demon that turned us in to kids!

Demon: My name is Zogot.

Uskai: So you're the ass that causing all this trouble.

Pixy: Change us back.

Sky: Yea!

Zogot: Puny mortals you will all die here! Black Wave!

A wave of energy blasts everyone back.

Karen: Were in trouble.

A big water dragon came behind Zogot and blow him in to the tower.

Ranko: What's that.

Donald: So that's were Rick went.

Rick: What up.

Jorge: Let's get this over with.

Anna: Zogot back up.

Donald: Blitz! Aura Bolt!

Zogot dodged the attack

Zogot: Is that all you got.

Pixy: Not at all. Sky! Jorge!

Sky: Phoenix Sword!

Jorge: Full moon Holing Slash!

A phoenix and a red moon appear

Pixy: Demon Slayer!

All three: Tri Slash!

A beam of black, red, and gold energy shot and hit Zogot.

Toko: Is he dead?

Akane: I hope so.

Zogot: Rain of Darkens!

Dark energy starts to shot out everywhere.

Steve: Shock Wave!

Steve knocked up some rock to block the attack

Uskai: We have to stop the attack.

Ranko: If you distract him I can send is attack back at him.

Uskai: OK.

Ranko: Now!

Uskai: Yo asshole! Take this! Spirit Shotgun!

20 blasts of spirit energy shot out at Zogot.

Ranko: Here's my chance. Hi Ryu Sho Ten Ha!

Ranko's attack suck up Zogot's attack and sent it right back at him

Donald: Rick! Rob! Ready!

Rick: Yea!

Rob: Let's kick some ass!

Rick: Aqua Wave!

Rick shot out a big blast of water.

Rob: Final Freeze!

Rob froze the water making a Ice path to Zogot.

Donald: My turn.

Donald slides on the ice to Zogot

Donald: Dark Star Claw!

Donald slashed him in the gut.

Zogot: Damn you.

Karen: Don I got you back. Lighting Blast!

A blast of lighting shot out of Karen's hand at Zogot.

Zogot: Ahhhhhh!

Ukyo: It's hurt.

Zogot: Die! Dark Storm Of Torment!

Lighting came down and hit most of us

Zogot: Mhahhaahahahah.

Zogot jumped it to the middle of the group.

Zogot: You will all die.

Donald: Were done for.

Ryoga: Shishi Houkoudan!

A big ball of energy hit Zogot in the back.

Akane: Ryoga!

Rick: I was saving this move but. Curing Rain!

A Rain started to heal everyone.

Kurama: At least we can move.

Jorge: That's it. You're dead! Fullmoon Holing Slash!

Zogot: Kill your friend's boy.

Zogot grabs Pixy

Steve: No!

Jorge stab Pixy and Zogot.

Jorge: No!

Jorge grabbed Pixy

Donald: You mother fucker!

Steve: Earthquake Wave!

Over two-ton of rock came at Zogot.

Donald: Dark Twister!

A black twister cough Zogot and the rocks

Kuabara: He's out of energy.

Zogot fell and puts his blades on his neck.

Rob: Now wear's the demon that took Range's mind?

Zogot: USA.

Rob: …. Were in USA?

Zogot: Pennsylvania.

Rob: …. Were in Pennsylvania?

Zogot: Philadelphia.

Rob: …. Were in Philadelphia?

Zogot: Down town.

Rob: And who is going to win the superbowl?

Zogot: The Stealers.

Rob: Wrong answer.

Rob cut of Zogot's head.

Rob: Eagles Bitch!

Toko: If the demon's dead how is this castle still up?

The castle starts to collapse

Donald: Damn it.

Out side of the runes of the castle

Donald: I'm back to normal

Sky: Me too

Jorge: Me too

Pixy: Me three.

Moon: You not dead!

Rick: I healed her.

Pixy: Yea.

Ranko: Well all's well that ends well.

Venus: Well let's go home.

Anna: O Sky.

Sky: Anna! You're a grown up!

Anna: I know. The same Demon that got you got me too.

Sky: Your Hot!

Rob: Yo Don.

Donald: Yea.

Rob: Do you think Sky will get with Mina or Anna?

Donald: Aha. Who knows.

Ranko: O Donald.

Rob: O boy.

Pixy: Kurama.

Kurama: (Damn she's hot.) Pixy is that you?

Pixy: Yea, remember what I said.

Kurama: …..

Pixy grabs Kurama.

Jorge: This is going to be a hell of a night.

Akane: Were did Ryoga go?

At the head Demon's tower.

Demon: Master Zogot is dead.

Master Demon: Finish the job.

Demon: Yes master.

The next day

Rei: So how are you guys getting to Philadelphia?

Steve: Well Don's uncle plane is way too small.

Usagi: Yea since were coming with you.

Steve: What?

Makoto: We barley won that battle.

Rick: Well……

Outside Rei's house

Toko: Your leaving.

Karen: Well, were going back soon so….

Karen gives Toko a quick kiss.

Toko: ….

At the bottom of the steps

Sky: Your coming with us?

Anna: Of course.

Sky: But your get in the way.

Anna: No I won't.

Sky: What can you do.

Anna: My brother gave me this

Anna pulls out a materia

Sky: It's a Matira.

Anna: I know that. It's a master Matira.

Sky: Then here.

Sky pulls out a staff.

Sky: Put it in here.

Anna: All I can use is low-level spells.

Sky: Spells are spells.

Over by the tree.

Donald: It's good to have my body back.

Ranko: Yea.

Ami: Everyone come here.

Two min later

Ami: OK Rick has an Idea.

Rick: Here is the plan.

The next day on the plain

Donald: How are we paying for this?

Ranko, Akane, Mina, Makoto, Usagi, and Anna were on stewardess uniforms.

Rick: I set up a deal we all go if they work for the flight.

Donald: You look cute Ranko.

Ranko: Thank you.

Anna: What's wrong with Jorge?

Jorge: {nose bleed}

Rob: Kurama why are you coming.

Kurama was in Pixy's arms and Pixy was asleep

Kurama: Help me.

Later

Pixy: Damn it! They dropped us off in New Jersey.

Anna: Well, since were here let's club.

Usagi: Yea, that will be fun.

Steve: There is one about 4 blocks from here.

Ami: But we should get to the Demon.

Mina: Come on Ami, It will be fun.

Makoto: Yea when will be the next time we'll be in America.

Ami: OK.

Everyone starts to walk.

Usagi: Ranko you remember the clothes you got at the mail.

Ranko: Yea.

Usagi: You gonna wear them at the club?

Ranko: Of course.

Donald: So Sky who you going to dance with? Mina or Anna?

Sky: O crap.

At the club

Donald: Damn……..

{Ranko had a sexy dress on}

Ranko: You like it?

Donald: Uh-huh. [drools]

Ranko: Glade you like it.

Over at a another table

Sky: (Boobs or but? What do I like most? Anna's Boobs or Mina's but?)

Pixy: Kurama let's go dance.

Kurama: OK.

Steve: (Lucky bastard)

Karen: Come on Steve.

Sky: Who Should I pick!

Upstairs

Makoto: So Ami who you going to dance with?

Ami: I don't know.

Makoto: Why don't you go ask Jorge.

Ami: Maybe I will.

Ami walks over to Jorge

Ami: Jorge what to dance?

Jorge: Ok.

Makoto: Who bout you Rei? Rei were you go?

Rei was dancing with Rob

Makoto: O Rick.

Downstairs

Anna: Were did Steve go?

Music stops

Donald: O god he found the turntable.

Steve in the speaker: Let's kick it up a notch!

Donald: Were going to get kicked out.

Steve: It's time for obsession.

Music starts

Ranko: Donald, come on I like this song, Let's dance.

Later

In the back of the club.

Seven Big hooded men was bothering a girl with light blue hair

Girl: Let go of me!

Man: Come here little girl.

The girl starts to run.

Girl: Get away

The men go after her

Men: Get back her.

She runs into Jorge.

Jorge: You ok.

Girl: Help me. These guys are after me, There not human.

Men: Well owe cover is blown.

They dropped the hoods

Jorge: Your Demons.

Demon: Yea you all die now.

Jorge: Get behind me.

Girl: Ok.

Jorge: Yo guys! Fight Time!

Steve puts on kung fu fighting.

Demon: You think you can stop us.

Jorge: Yea I do.

Jorge pulls out his sword

Demon: Yo guys!

Demons started to come out of the ground

Rick: It's getting way to crowded in here. Let me kick some Demons out.

Rick pulls out his Lance

Rick: Levia Dragon!

A water dragon appeared and blasted most of the demons out side.

Demon: So you have friends.

Jorge: Uhh-Duhhhh!!!

A sword came out of the demons back

Demon: My name is Slice, Master of Demon sword tech.

Jorge: And my name is Jorge The Wolf boy, fighter of fire and I'm going to win.

Out side

Donald: Damn it. Light Star Shuriken!

Three demons got their head cut off

Kurama: Rose Whip!

Pixy: Lighting Whip!

Ten down

Rob: God were are this things coming from?

Karen: Rob watch out! Storm Shot!

A Blast of lighting came out of the air and hit the demon that was about to hit Rob

Rob: Thanks

Inside

Jorge was fighting Slice

Jorge: Rick! Get this girl to the roof!

Rick: What is that going to do?

Jorge: The moon is about to come out so.

Rick: I got ya, Ami, Rei, help me with this girl.

Ami: Ok, Mercury Star Power!

Rei: Mars Star Power!

Mercury: Lets go.

Mars: Right.

Rick: Come on girl.

Sky: Mina watch out! Side Winder!

Sky blocked the attack

Mina: Yea. Were is Anna and Usagi?

Sky: Over there with Ukyo and Akane.

Jorge: Flaming Sword Slash!

Jorge's sword glows red then goes on fire.

Slice: Ha like you can hit me.

Steve: Shock Wave! Now Jorge!

Jorge: Take this!

Jorge stabbed Slice

Slice: This is not over.

Slice disappeared