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How Well Do You Know Your Trivia? Part II

By Rachael J.R.

Rachael: Are you comfy InuYasha? (snuggles closer to him)

InuYasha: Feh (blushes)

Rachael: I forgot. Who are we asking next, Danielle?

Danielle (who's staring at Joey): Huh? What? Oh! Er. I forgot too! I
say we ask. Kurz! (points at Kurz, bringing him out of a daydream also)

Kurz: Oh yeah, babe. I'll get your question right. I was a model for the
Tag (grinning oh so sexily, walking up to the bridge) So. what's my
question?

Rachael: Ok, Kurz. For one thing, her name's not babe. It's DaNiElLe.
Got it? And Second, er. (thinks) I forgot what the second thing was.

Danielle: Ok. I guess I'll ask the ques-

Rachael: I remember now! I was going to say that InuYasha was really
comfortable and that he smells really good!

InuYasha (shakes a little and stares down at Rachael): Wha??? (blush blush
blush!)

Rachael (grinning): Hehehehehe. You do you know.

Yusuke: Will you shut up over there! It was cute at first, Rachael, but
now it's getting just plain annoying! No one cares how InuYasha smells!

InuYasha: SHUT UP!!!! (holds up his claws and cracks his knuckles, holding
her a little closer. Looks down at Rachael) Continue please. How good do I
smell, Rachael?

Rachael: Well you smell like-

Danielle: Come on, Rachael. I need to ask the question. (giggling)

Rachael: Oh yeah! Sorry! By the way InuYasha, you smell like rain and
herbal essence.

Sesshomarou: That's probably me you smell, wouldn't you say so? (Glares at
Danielle)

Danielle: Oh come on! You're still mad at me for washing your hair? Give
me a break! Anyways!!!! (Looks over at Kurz takes a breath)

Kurama: I've got a question for you. (stands up and walks over next to
Danielle and looks at her) If you don't mind, that is, Danielle.

Danielle (blush): Oh! Not at all! Especially when you asked so politely!
(steps aside) It's all your, Kurama.

Kurama: Thank you so much (bows) Ok, Kurz. Since you think you're such a
lady killer, what is one thing that persuaded Danielle to let me ask you
this question?

Kurz: Uh. Your babe-killing good looks? (Shrugs)

Kenshin: Oh honestly, are you that daft? (Pulls out his reverse blade again
but holds it to himself when he sees Rachael getting a little excited)

Rachael: WRONG!!!

John: Er! Er! Er! Er!!!!

All: ..................................

Rachael: Wow John. That was interesting.

John: I was being a buzzer! (Laughs)

Yusuke: Well you're not a very good one are you? (Snorts and then laughs
at him)

Rachael: Hey Yusuke! The only person who interrogates my brother is ME-

InuYasha: Or me.

Rachael: Yes, or you. (Smiles and pats him) Wait. HEY!!! You tricked me
into saying that!!!

InuYasha: Bwa ha ha!

Sesshomarou: Stop it brother. It makes you seem evil. Which you're not.

InuYasha: Sesshomarou! I outta stick one up your ass!!!! I am too evil!!

Rachael: No you're not.

InuYasha: Wha? I'm not?

Rachael: If you were evil, you would have noticed that fifteen minutes are
now up and that you don't have to cuddle with me anymore. But, you're still
cuddling with me and I'm NOT going to let you stop!!!

InuYasha: That was fifteen minutes?? It seemed so short! (Hugs Rachael
tighter before realizing what he was doing) Holy crap!

Rachael: Hehehehehe. I'm so evil.

Kenshin: No you're not. I'm evil.

Danielle: Oh Kenshin. We all know you were the battosai but you've changed
from your evil ways and now you're an adorable samurai who holds a reverse
blade sword that couldn't kill anyone.

Yusuke: I can't believe I'm stuck here with all these GAYBLADE FREAKS!!!

John: I'm STRAIGHT you IDIOT!!! (Lunges at Yusuke and grabs for Kenshin's
reverse blade sword) DIE!!!

Kenshin: WAIT!! THAT WON'T KILL HIM!!!

John: Oh yeah!!! (Looks around while still flying in the air)

Rachael: WAIT!! JOHN!!! CATCH!!!! (Unsheathes InuYasha's tetsusaiga and
chucks it to him)

Kurama: Now he'll die!!!

(John catches the sword and cuts Yusuke into a bazillion pieces): Wow! How
charred!

Kurz: Am I gonna get thrown off the bridge or what?

(Rachael looks over at him): Oh yeah! I forgot about you! Good-bye!
(Kurz falls screaming back into Full Metal Panic)

InuYasha: Who said you could just throw him my sword like that?

Rachael: Well. er. I like swords? (Grins and then hugs him really tightly)

Sesshomarou: InuYasha, if you are fully aware that 15 minutes are now up,
then why are you still holding that mortal like that?

InuYasha: Well I. uh. hm. It's convenient! So THERE SESSHOMAROU!! (Gives
him an inappropriate finger gesture)

Rachael and Danielle: GASP!! You're not supposed to show that on TV!

Sesshomarou: That's it you useless half-breed! I've put up with you all my
life and for what? For you to give me that notion?

InuYasha: For your INFORMATION or ARROGANT, DEMON BROTHER OF MINE! I was
the one who had to put up with YOU all my life!!

Danielle: OooOh! This is getting interesting!

Rachael: InuYasha, calm down!

InuYasha: I've only gotten started! (Stands up, holding Rachael in a
cradle position) You, Sesshomarou, are a cold, heartless bastard.

Sesshomarou: Thank you, InuYasha. So nice to hear such compliments from my
invalid younger brother (stands up sending a fruity fragrance around the
room)

Kenshin: Hey, Sesshomarou. You smell good, that you do.

Sesshomarou: Hold your tongue!!!! (Cracks his talons in Kenshin's
direction)

InuYasha (turning red): INVALID!!!??? INVALID???!!!

John: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!!! (Rooting and then the audience, who
was watching in stunned silence joins in)

(Jerry Springer walks in the room): Did somebody call me? I've got no one
watching my show so I thought I'd tirade on this one.

Kurama: Who said you could come in here? (Pulls out his rose whip and
slices him in half)

Danielle: Thank you, Kurama!! (Gives him a high five)

Kurama: Anytime.

Sesshomarou: Did that make the little hanyou angry? Hm? Why don't you put
down that wench and we settle things the way we should have years ago!

InuYasha: Gladly! (About to drop Rachael when a tear falls on his arm)
Wha?

Rachael: Sniff Sniff! You're going to ruin my show, and you're all going
to get hurt, and there's going to be a lot of blood and-

InuYasha: You're crying over the way we're acting? (Wide eyes and in
complete shock)

Rachael: Well yeah. No siblings should hate each other. I mean, sure John
and I have disputes a lot but I don't hate him. Don't fight anymore.

InuYasha: Uh. D-don't cry. I er.

Rachael: For me? (Wide teary eyes and puppy lip)

InuYasha: Ok. (Sits back down in chair looking all confoozled and shocked)

Sesshomarou: I knew it. My brother's gone soft.

InuYasha: Oh shut up!

(Rin appears all of a sudden in front of Sesshomarou): Sesshy?

Sesshomarou: Rin? What are you doing here?

Rin: Be nice to InuYasha, Sesshy. (Crosses her arms and gives a scowly
face) Or I'm going to tell everyone how you told me a story the other night
ON YOUR OWN!!!

All except Sesshomarou: GASP!!!!

Joey: Is it, true Sesshomarou?

Kenshin: Hey! You made a rhyme, that you did.

Joey: That's pretty cool. I ain't never learned that stuff in school.

Danielle: You rhymed again. (Looks all dreamy eyed over at him) I think
that's very sexy.

Rachael: Very sexy indeed!!!

InuYasha: Sigh.

Rachael: What's wrong?

InuYasha: My leg's falling asleep.

Rachael: Oh. I see. (Looks sad and stands up) You know all you had to say
was get away from me.

InuYasha: It's not like that! You put my leg to sleep that's all! Get on
the other, stupid!

Rachael: OK!!! (Leaps into his lap on the other and wraps her arms around
his neck) I could fall asleep right now. Sigh.

Kurama: Sesshomarou, you accuse your brother of going soft but telling a
story to a child on your own accord is going soft also.

Rin: Yep! Sesshy's gone soft all right!!! (Laughs adorably)

Sesshomarou: I have NOT gone soft!!! (Stands up)

Danielle: Mmmm. Herbal Ess-

Sesshomarou: SHUTUP ABOUT MY HAIR ALREADY!!!!

Danielle: Well I never! (Huffs)

Joey: Yes you have. (Picks up Rin and starts to tickle her profusely)

Sesshomarou: Stop that! You'll hurt her!

Rachael: Oh. So you do care about her.

InuYasha: So I'm not the only soft one so to speak in this room!

Joey: Just admit you've gone soft and I'll stop tickling her.

Rin: Help- Hehehehehe! Me!!! Sesshy- hahahahaha!

Kenshin: Come on Sesshomarou, before the little girl pees her pants!

Sesshomarou: I've not gone soft and I DEMAND you give her back or- (Grabs
Danielle by the hair and lifts her off the ground) I'll kill her!

Rachael: NO!! (Jumps out of InuYasha's lap) Not my dearest love!!! We
don't murder aimlessly on this show!!!

Kurama: Except for Yusuke and Jerry Springer of course.

Rin: Sesshy! What are you doing?

Danielle: Put me down! Are you going to kill me just because I screwed up
your 'do'?

Sesshomarou: Partially. But I'm basically going to kill you to prove a
point.

Danielle: And what point would that be?

Sesshomarou: That I haven't gone soft.

Danielle: Grrrrr.. (Crosses her arms while still dangling in the air)

Kenshin: You're going to kill someone just to prove a point? You really
are savage!

Sesshomarou: Thank you.

InuYasha: Ok, Sesshomarou. You haven't gone soft, all right?

(All turn to look at him)

Joey: What? Yes he has!

InuYasha: He's going to kill someone for a stupid reason so that implies
that he hasn't gone soft.

Rachael:... Interesting theory InuYasha.

John: But It Just- Might- Work.

Sesshomarou: Thank you for noticing that I haven't gone soft. (Drops
Danielle and then picks up Rin)

Kurama: Wait. You just spared her life! You HAVE gone soft!

Sesshomarou (stunned and too angry to speak): Dammit!!

InuYasha: Beaten at your own game, eh Sesshomarou?

Kenshin: You're just like your brother, that you are.

Rachael: And that's a good thing! (Leaps onto InuYasha's lap again and
snuggles) But I doubt you're as cuddly and comfortable as he is!

Sesshomarou: As if. I am probably the most comfortable thing in the world.

Rachael: Really now. Is that a challenge oh great and powerful youkai
lord?
InuYasha: Hey! This is my cuddle time!

Rachael: I'll be coming back in a little while. (Dashes over to
Sesshomarou) Well? Are we going to cuddle or what?

Danielle: OooOh! Hey, Rachael, since this is becoming a cuddling party,
can I. you know. (Blushes)

Rachael: Of course! (Sesshomarou hands Rin to John and then sits down)
Weeeee! (Rachael leaps onto his lap and then gets all comfortable)

Danielle: Hey Joey. come here. (Blushing profusely and giggling)

Joey: You wanna cuddle. with me? (Blushing now also, Danielle nodding like
crazy) Ok! Sure!

Danielle: Yes!!!! (Runs over and places herself in his lap, still
blushing)

Kenshin: I wish someone would cuddle with me. I'm so lonely. (Rin jumps
out of John's arms and then jumps into Kenshin's lap)

Rin: I'll cuddle with you!

Kenshin: Ok!

Kurama to InuYasha: It appears that we are the only ones not cuddling and
that your brother has stolen Rachael from you.

InuYasha: It does appear that way doesn't it? (Crosses arms and scowls)

John: Wow. This has gone from a game show to an enormous cuddle fest. I
just wish there was someone I could cuddle with. Sigh.

(Kikyo shows up and John's jaw drops): Hubba Hubba!!!!

Kikyo: Hello InuYasha. I've come to take you to hell with me.

InuYasha: I have no intention of going so back off bitch!

John: Don't talk to the hotness like that!!! (Latches onto her arm) You
can take me to hell and do your tortures on me, Kikyo!

Rachael: John, do you really want to go to hell with her?

John: Yes!!! (Wipes the drool that has spilled out of his mouth)

Rachael: Oh all right. But I'm going to have to zap you back home when the
game show's over. (Looks up at Sesshomarou) You smell really good.

Sesshomarou: Thank Danielle.

Commercial Break #2: (Has Rachael, InuYasha and Kenshin)

Announcer: Do you find swords incredibly sexy?

Rachael: YES!!!

Announcer: And do you find your self stealing other people's swords and
using the puppy lip to play around with them?

Rachael: Yes again!

Announcer: Then what you need are. The Tetsusaiga and a Reverse Blade
Sword! (InuYasha and Kenshin appear and then an invisible person steals
their swords)

Kenshin: That is my sword that it is! Rachael all ready played with it!
Return it now!

InuYasha: She's going to kill someone with that!

Rachael: Oh come on boys. Just because I'm a little chop crazy doesn't
mean that I'll cause total destruction. (Gives a swing of the tetsusaiga
and chops the building in half) On second thought. Here. Take it back,
InuYasha. (Throws him his sword) But I'm still going to keep yours
Kenshin! MUAH HA HA HA!

Kenshin: No!!! RACHAEL!!! GIVE ME IT BACK!!! (Chases her but can't catch
up)

Announcer: Ok. What was the point of this commercial again?

InuYasha: Oh shut up. (Throws the tetsusaiga and it kills the announcer
and chops the camera)

End of Commercial

Commercial #2: (Has Danielle, Kurama and Joey)

Kurama: Mmmm. This cereal is so good. (Pretends to chew cereal) But it
could use a little something.

Joey: What's that something, Bro? (Nudges Kurama with his elbow)

(Danielle appears in a pink fairy costume): I'll bet it needs love and
care!!! (Waves a pink wand over the bowl of cereal transforming it into
cereal with white and red heart shaped marshmallows)

Kurama and Joey (in sarcastic happiness): Wow!! It's Love and Care the
Cereal! That's so pompus!

Danielle: If you ever feel that your cereal needs just that special
something, especially if you're a hot guy, give me a call and I'll be at
your house in a flash! (Waves the wand and then disappears)

Joey: Wow! This is so good!

Kurama: Thanks Love and Care Fairy! (Does thumbs up and Joey is grinning
like an idiot)

End of Commercial

Commercial #3: (Has Sesshomarou, Rin, and Rachael)

(Rachael and Sesshomarou have intertwined arms and Sesshomarou looks ready
to beat her head in) Rachael: Come on dear, let's go adopt a child!

Sesshomarou: Don't call me dear. Not now, not EVER.

Rachael: But we're supposed to be married in this commercial!

Sesshomarou: In your dreams, human.

Rachael: I knew I should have gotten Koga or InuYasha to do this. They
would have cooperated.

Sesshomarou: Whatever they can do, I can do fifty times better, ok dear?
(Grins evilly before kissing her hard on the mouth)

(Rachael screams and nearly falls over): Holy crap! Ok. pant. you didn't
have to get THAT much into character! Jeeeeeze! Do all demons kiss like
that?????? (Blush blush blush!)

Sesshomarou: Wouldn't you like to know? Let's go adopt a child, dear.
(Drags Rachael along to the orphanage)

Rachael: Oh look at her honey. She's positively adorable! Let's adopt
her!

Rin: I need a mommy and a daddy!
Rachael: Go to an orphanage today and adopt a child. It'll give them a
good home! (Stops and screams) Don't touch me like that Sesshomarou!!!

Sesshomarou: You said we were supposed to be married. So I'm doing as the
married do!

Rachael: Well the commercial's OVER now! So you can stop! Why are you
looking at me like that. No! Back off! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! INUYASHA!!
KENSHIN!!! KURAMA!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!! (Running away from the lecherous
Lord Sesshomarou)

End Commercial

Now back to How Well do you know Your Trivia Part Two

Rachael: You are pretty comfortable Sesshomarou, but I don't want to cuddle
with you anymore. You've been kinda creepy after that last commercial.

InuYasha: All the more reason for you to mosey back to my lap!!! Er I
mean. Get your ass over here! It's convenient that you cuddle with me right
now!

Rachael: Ok! (Dashes over and plops in his lap again) Comfy Danielle?

Danielle: Oh yes. Very. (Grins up at Joey who is holding her in cradle
position)

Rachael: Oh yeah! We're supposed to be asking questions right now, aren't
we? Heh heh heh. I kinda forgot and we got side tracked!

Kurama: You still haven't asked me, Kenshin, Sesshomarou or Joey. Get to
it!

Rachael: Ok, Kurama. I'll ask you first. Uh. what is 5,000 times 30?

Kurama: 150,000

Joey: Wow! That's a really big number!!! And how did you solve it so
fast? That would take me. (starts to count on his fingers) a long time to
figure out!

Danielle: It's ok, Joey. I still love you. (Pats him on the head)

Rachael: You're a math whiz, Kurama. Now you get to choose from the Number
board!!! YAY!

(Kurama walks up to the number board)