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Blooper Reel

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Yuske's death sene.

Yuske wakes up...

WACK!

Yuske: HEY! WHO THE F*** DID THAT?!?!

Botan: Your supposed to be upside down!

Yuske looks about him.

Yuske: True....

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Keiko and Botan fighting with the zombie people in town.

Keiko runs away.

Botan: Hey! I'm supposed to get support!

Zombie man: I'm not beating up a girl!

Director: Do I care? Some one get Keiko!

Keiko starts screaming.

Keiko: I hate zombie looking creeps!

Botan: Zombies, huh? Try telling Ototo and his older brother Ani that!

Director: Let's try this again people!

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End of the Genkai Tournament.

Genkai heals Kuzma.

Yuske: You know what?

Botan, Kuzma, Genkai, and a very minute Rando: What?

Yuske: ...[Mouth wide open]...

Others: Well?

Yuske: .....................

Yuske: ..........................................

Yuske: ........................................................................... .........

Genkai: Did you forget you line again?

Yuske closes mouth and nodds.

Genkai: (angry tone) Why you-! (starts chasing Yuske all over set)

Director: o.o Next sene?

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Yuske's fight with Hiei.

Yuske is about to be hit with the Shadow Sword.

Hiei stops short.

Yuske and Hiei: Kurama! Where are you?!?!?

Yuske: I need a savior!

Hiei: I need a reson to stop!

Kurama runs on stage.

Kurama: Sorry, had to die my hair again.

Hiei: e_e

Yuske: Your late!

Kurama: Try tell that to the hair-dresser!

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Hiei sitting in the wrong tree.

Kurama: Hiei, you really ....

Hiei: What?

Kurama: 0.0

Hiei: Kitsune?

Kurama: 0.0

Hiei: BAKA KITSUNE?!?!? ARE YOU ALIVE?!?!?!

Kurama: Hiei?

Hiei: WHAT?!?!?!?

Kurama: Your sitting in bird poop, and that's not the right tree. Your supposed to be in that tree.

Hiei: GROSS! You could have mentioned it!

Kurama: I just did....

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Karasu's fight with Kurama.

Karasu throws bombs...

...and hit air.

Kara: This stupid mask!

Kurama: ...Are you ok, Kara-chan?

Kara-chan struggles to get the mask off.

Kara: Can't breath!

Kurama: !!! Help! Karasu's choking!

Genkai: Humph! Do it yourself!

Kurama: He's gonna blow me up if I so much as touch him!

Kara: x_x Help me!

Kurama: Oh, fudges! Fine!

Kara: *gasping for air* Hurry!

Kurama slices mask off.

Kara: *taking deep breaths.

Kurama: So you not going to blow me up?

Kara: No.

Kurama: Why not?

Kara: My fan girls would love to see me kiss you....

Kurama: ?!?!?!?

Kara: SOME! not all!

Kurama: You have got fan girls?

Kara: *shruggs* a few black mail me.

Kurama: X_X

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Yuske's fight with Ototo.

Yuske slipps and falls off arena.

CRASH! BANG! CRASH!

Genkai: You ok?

Silence.

Hiei: I wonder if he's ok.

Ani checks.

Ani: He's not there.

Hiei: Baka, he's up there now!

Ani looks up as Yuske dunkenly walks across the top of the stadium.

Genkai: He's gonna break somethin' doin-

Yuske comes crashing down from the roof of the set.

CRASH! SMASH! BOOM!

Whole cast; Yukina, Botan, Koto, Keiko, Genkai, Ani, Chuu, Jin, Shishi, Sazuki, Rinku, Ani, Zombie Karasu, Bui, KoEnma, Shizuru, Sakyo, and Ototo; runs over to see if Yuske's ok.

Yuske: Someone shoot me!

Ototo: I was trying to do that! Then you fell of the arena!

Yuske: o.o I... what?

Genkai: Baka.... -.-;

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Yomi intrduces Shura as his son,

Yomi: Meet Shura, my son.

Yuske: Hey! Where'd the shrimp go?!

Yomi and Yuske look about wildly.

Shura topples off a catwalk beam over-head.

Yuske: Look out BELOW!

CRASH! <not>

Shura: Oh, WHO THE HELL TIED MY ARM TO THE CATWALK?!?!?!?!?

Yomi: Er, are you alright, son?

Shura: (blushing) I'm fine....

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The begingin of the Yuske Tournament.

Yuske: I hope this won't-won't-

Genkai: Won't what?

Yuske: =X

Genkai: Grrrrrrr!

Yuske: Er.

KoEnma: Er what?

Yuske: -.-;

Hiei: Baka Nigen.

Yuske: I er forgot my line.

Crew: X_x

Cast: .V.

Yuske: Hehe... 0^_^;;

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Yomi talking with Kurama.

Yomi: This is the youkai who blinded me.

Kurama: ....

Yomi: And- grrr, ack, *Makes motor engine sound*.

Kurama: ??? Yomi, are you ok?

Yomi: Forgot what I was supposed to say next!

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Yomi talking with Kurama. TAKE 2

Yomi: This it the-
Kurama: 'it'? Isn't it supoosed to be 'is the'?

Yomi: *Makes similar sounds as before.

Kurama: *choke* You forget everything nowdays.

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Yomi talking with Kurama. TAKE 3

Yomi: This is the youkai who blinded me.

Kurama: ...

Yomi: And he is just barely alive.

Silence.

Kurama and crew start laughing.

Yomi: I got it right, thank you gods! *dances around*

Director: Cut! That was good, you two!

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Meeting Chuu, Rinku, Jin, and Touya, the second time.

Jin: Ah can' beilive ye gave 'im the tickets!

Rinku: He's th only one with pockets!

Chuu suddenly falls down stairs.

Jin, Touya, and Rinku: !!! CHUU! ARE YOU OK?!?!?!

Chuu: Ow... *goggle eyed* @_@

Jin: 'Ope 'e'd ok. Chuu! Ah'll 'elp ye!

Chuu: @_@ ...mmmmm...

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Shishi's fight with Genkai.

Shishi: Chorus of a Thousand Skulls!

Silence.

Shishi: What?!?! Nothing happened!

Genkai: Curious, very curious.

Suzuki/Onji: Why the *muted out* isn't anything happeneing?!?!?!?

Shishi: Darn you prop people! This... thing dosen't work!

Director: Woa! Woa! Woa! Its nothing to fret over!

Shishi: It doesn't stinking work!

Prop person: We're sorry!

Shishi: Che, yeah, right!

Director: CUT!!!

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Yuske and Ototo fighting in the building.

Ototo throws beam at Yuske...

and misses.

Yuske: I am not over ther, I'm here! Can't you aim?!

Ototo: I'll aim all right!

Yuske: Che, yeah, right.

Ototo runs at Yuske.

Yuske: This isn't in the script! And I thought you were supposed to stick to it!

Ototo: Your not!

Keiko suddenly runs in the way and-

SMACK!

Ototo falls on floor.

Keiko: *temple throbing* Don't touch my Yuske!

Yuske: 0.0

Keiko: Yuske, are you ok?

Yuske: 0.0

Keiko: Oh, I hope he didn't hurt you.

Genkai: Get off the set! Their filming that sene!

Keiko: Shut the camera off, please.

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Genkai's memmory of Ototo and her.

Genkai falls out of boat.

Ototo: Fukumen! *looks over edge of boat.*

Genkai's body floats up.

Director: What happened?! Is she ok?!

Ototo: Not breathing!

Genkai: X_X

Ototo: Come on! Breath!

Genkai spits mouthful of water in Ototo's face.

Director: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?

Genkai: Do you know how ugly this guy is? I like it when he's got those shades on!

Director: *falls over, anime style* You are so stupid.

Genkai: Say that again!

Director: Me? What did I say?

Genkai: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ototo: ...Don't blow the Director up!

Genkai: Why not?

Ototo: ....

Genkai: *Takes out metal mallet* Gimme that director! *chases Director all over set*

Ototo: o.o Fukumen, I think you should stop. The cameras still rolling.

Genkai: Then shut it off!

Metal mallet collides with camera.

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Screen goes static.

Screaming chaso.

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This is in honor of my fave writers; Arctic_Fox, JessieRei, & Anime_Angel007

Back up stage.

lil_Jinx: Is this gonna take forever?

Kurama: Nope.

Arctic_Fox: I hope not.

Karasu walks on stage.

Arctic: Hey, Kara.

Anime_Angel007: How kawaii!

Others: What?

Angel: Plushie Hiei!

Jinx: Where?

Angel hold out plushie.

Angel: Isn't he kawaii!

Jinx: Er, yeah! He's kawaii.

Hiei: o.o;

Yuske: Hahahahaha!

Kuwabara: ???

Arctic: Isn't he KAWAII, Jinx?

Jinx: Er...[doteyed]...yeah! He's... really cute!

Genkai: He's ugly, no offence!

Hiei: .V. Genkai, your evil.

Genkai: Why thank you.

Yuske: I tell her that *ALL* the time.

Genkai whacks Yuske on head.

Yuske: See what I get?

Genkai: You want another?

JessiRei: Is that a Plushie Hiei?!

Angel: Yup!

Jessi: Ooo! He's so cute!

Hiei: This is embarrassing. -_-;;

Jessi: Are we embarrasing you?

Hiei: No, your making me sick.

Jessi, Angel, Arctic: But it's so kawaii!

Hiei: -.-; &temple throbing*

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lil_Jinx: ~oOoOoOFinOoOoOo~