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~This it the second part tha I couldn't fit in the first part. And because persistant Reviews (I shall not point fingers) wanted me to make Dark Tournament bloopers, this is the second Reel. 3NJ0Y!~

The Second Reel

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Shishi's fight with Genkai. Take 2

Shishi: Chorus of a Thousand Skulls!

Genkai get's blow backwards into wall.

Crowd cheers.

Gen: Humph!
Shi: ?!?!?!?

Gen: YOU MISSED!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Shi: She's gone senile.

Gen: .V.

Shi: Sheesh, you think she'd retire already.

Gen: *takes out metal malet* Com here, SHISHI!

Shi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gen and Shi play 'Ring Around the Rosy' with the arena.

Shi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gen: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shishi's fight with Genkai. Take 3

Juri: That would have killed me if I hadn't moved!

Shishi: Yes and that is all that is left of the physic.

Genkai: Huh, thought it would be much more painful!

Shi: ....................

Shi: ........................................

Shi: ........................................................................... .....

Gen: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Shi: .V. Why you fowl, hidious, freak of a woman!

Gen: Hmm. *aims finger* Spirit Gun! *starts chasing Shishi again*

Yuske: I think my master has a problem with you!

Shi: *running past Yuske* I noticed!! *starts screaming*

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Genkai Vs. Ototo.

Genkai blasts his shoulder apart.

Ototo: *starts crying* That hurt!

Gen: No, duh!

Ototo: But, *sniff* what happened to being nice to me?

Gen: *snorts* Your trying to kill me! Remember?!

Ototo: *sniff* I do now.

Gen rolls her eyes and patches Ototo up.

Gen: Better?

Ototo: *nodds* It doesn't hurt as much.

Gen: Good, now... *aims* let's fight.

Director: -.-; *mutters to self* This is gonna take forEVER.

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Hiei Vs. Muruko. (lil_Jinx: This is from the Maikai Tournament [Yuske's Tournament])

Hiei: Dragon of the Darkness Flame!

silence.

Muruko: You missed me by a mile.

Hiei: .V. I'm trying!

Director and Mur (Mur=Muruko): Try harder!

Hiei: DragonoftheDarknessFlameDragonoftheDarknessFlameDragonoftheDarknessFlame!!! !!!!!!

Mur: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Director: Hiei! STOP!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: DragonoftheDarknessFlameDragonoftheDarknessFlameDragonoftheDarknessFlame!!! !!!!!!

Genkai, Yuske, and Yomi: o.o;;

Shura, Rinku, and Chuu: ^^;;

Jin, Shishi, Touya, Sazuki: -.-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Kuwabara and Kurama: HIEI!! YOU B**** HEAD! YOUR BLOWING EVERYTHING UP!!

Hiei: DragonoftheDarknessFlameDragonoftheDarknessFlameDragonoftheDarknessFlame!!! !!!!!!!

Director: I give up!

Mur: *scorched, burnt, and smoking* Oh... that helped.... *still smoking*

Hiei: DragonoftheDarknessFlameDragonoftheDarknessFlameDragonoftheDarknessFlame!!! !!!!!!!

Hiei: DragonoftheDarknessFlame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mur gets blown up.

Hiei: o.o;; Muruko?

Mur: ...

Hiei: Muruko?

Mur: YOU B*****!!!!!!!! THAT F****** HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: -.-;; I keep making the same mistake with my sword.

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Karasu Vs. Kurama. Take 2

Karasu throws bombs.

Kurama falls off set trying to dodge.

Kara: Kura-chan?

Kura: ...

Kara: Is Kurama ok?

Yuske: Hmm.... KURAMA!!!!! SHORI'S IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!

Kura: She is?!

Yu (Yu=Yuske): No, just checking if your still able to hear.

Kura: .V. Your dead meat.

Yu: I was when I started this thing.

Kura starts chasing Yu all over set.

Director: NEXT SENE, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

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Karasu Vs. Kurama. Take 3

Karasu gets his mask chopped off.

Kara: Oh, Kurama....

Kurama: What?

Kara jumps on Kura.

Kara: *starts kissing Kura* You're mine!

Kura: HELP ME!!! I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN HE KISSES ME!!!!!!!

Genkai, Yuske and Hiei: *snort* No help here.

Gen: You fight his yourself.

Yu: We ain't allowed in the arena while a fights goin' on.

Hiei: Besides.... How are we gonna get him off something he likes?

Director: Some one get Jinx.

Yu and Gen run off to get me.

lil_Jinx runs on set.

Jinx: KARASU!

Kara looks inoccently at Jinx.

Jinx: Oh, don't try that 'I-am-inoccent' act!

Kara: ^^;; I'm in big trouble.

Jinx: Oh, yes you are!

Jinx and Kara play 'Ring-Around-The-Rose' with the arena.

Yu: That sucks.

Kura: Life sucks.

Hiei: Sucker.

Kura: ???

Gen: If this takes any longer, I'm gonna rip my hair out!

Yu: Then you'll be bald.

Gen and Yu join Jinx and Kara in the arena game.

Shishi: I thought HE *points to Ani* was supposed to be the crazy one?

Ani: I am the crazy one!

Shi: Then what are they doing?!

Ani shrugs.

Ani: No clue.

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Karasu Vs. Kurama. Take 4

Kurama uses his 'Plant-Power'.

Kura starts sneezing.

Karasu: Kura-chan?

Kura: I HATE ROSES!!!

Kara: o_O Then why use the rose as your flower thing?

Kura: GIRLS want me to!

lil_Jinx: O.o So don't use them!

Kura: Easy for you to say! *starts sneezing again*

Jinx: I use roses, but that's because I'm not allergic to them!

Kura: 0.0 Ookie................................

Yuske: Now will you two fight?!

Kura and Kara: Yup!

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Hiei Vs. Shigeru. (lil_Jinx: This is from sometime after the Dark Arts Tournament [aka; Dark Tournament] also after the Sensui Arc)

Shigeru throws his F****** large cicle sword at Hiei....

....And nearly chops Muruko in half.

Muruko: WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING, YOU SON OF A B*****!!

Hiei: Uh-oh, she mad. Good luck Shigeru.

Shigeru: I'm sorry, my lord!

(Shigeru doesn't care the gender, he calls you "lord" if you are powerful, calls you "miss" if you are below his power.)

Hiei starts laughing his head off.

Mur: OH NOW YOUR SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

Shigeru: I'm really sorry, m'lord!!!

Mur starts chasing Shigeru around the set.

lil_Jinx: -.- tell me when its over. -.-zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Just for kicks, let's put Yomi (Unblind), Muruko, Shura, Jaganshie, and Fukumen in a small room, with me.

lil_Jinx: What's taking Muruko and Hiei so long?

Fukumen: I think they have a problem with being on time.

Yomi: Shura, sit still!

Shura keeps bouncing a bit in his seat.

Yomi: Shura, just SIT.

Jinx: Shura, could you sit down?

Fuku-niichan (Fukumen): Hiei is gonna make them take forever to get here.

Muruko and Hiei enter room.

Muru: Hiei just HAD to take forever getting dressed.

Hiei: Yes, well we would be here eairlier if YOU hadn't gone and had to change four times in a row!!

Jinx: STOP- *silence fills room* -thank you.

Muru: He started it.

Yomi rolls his eyes.

Yomi: You jerk.

Muru: Chouder head.

Shura: Dung beetle.

Hiei: Sissy.

Jinx: Can we grow up a bit, people.

(Erm, let's add some humor)

Ford_Perfect falls from roof.

Ford: Where am I?

All: @_O

Ford: what?

Jinx: *voice muffled* Ge' orff mef.

Ford: Whoops!

Jinx takes deep breaths.

Fuku: e_e Authours suck.

Jinx and Ford: SAY THAT AGAIN, YOU OLD HAG!!! (I know this might go against Ford_Perfect)

Fuku: Notice, I am still Genkai, but 15.

Jinx: Whatever.

Ford: How do I get outa here?

All point to door next to Fuku.

Ford: Thank you, people.

Jinx: Ookie, how did you get in here in the first place?

Ford: Karasu's crazy fangurlz blow me up and I landed here.

Karasu pockes head through hole.

Kara: Is my Perfect ok?

Ford: I'm coming.

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Yet another Authours and Charecters sene.

Arctic_Fox999, Ford_Prefect, lil_Jinx: WHERE THE FREAK ARE THEY?!?!?!?!?!?

Karasu: Will they find us?

Shishi: I highly doubt that.

Kurama: Get your foot outa my face, Yuske.

Yuske: I would if Shishi's foot wasn't digging into my side.

Kara: Shh, I hear them!

Jinx presses ear to the door of the laundry closet.

Ford stops near the door and notices Jinx

Arctic: I can't find them.

Jinx signals them closer.

Kura: Are they gone?

Kara: Sounds like it.

Yu: Get your foot off my face!

Shi: Get off me, Kurama!

Touya sees the girls with ears pressed to door.

Touya: What 'er you doin'?

Jinx, Ford, and Arctic start giggling.

Jinx: Their-*Laughs*

Ford: Their in the-*laughs*

Arctic simply points to door and colapses laughing.

Kara: C***! They found us!

Yu: Great, the girls win again!

Shi: Get your foot off me!

Kurama: OUCH! WHAT THE F**** WAS THAT FOR, KARASU?!?!?!?!?

Ford: Don't kill my Kara-chan!

Arctic, Touya, and Jinx: @_@

Ford throws laundry closet door.

Ford: Kara-chan?

Kara: Owie..... ;_;

Jinx: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arctic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Touya: GROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kara: Yes, I know I'm bleeding.

Kura: Curtosy of SHISHI's big A** foot!

Shi: I wouldn't have kicked him if someone hadn't pushed me against the wall!

Kura: I didn't push you into the wall!

Jin: Is it over yet? Can we come ou' now?

Touya: *still covering eyes* yes, just don't open your eyes when you come out of the room.

Jin: Why no'?

Touya: Red, spilling over-board, Karasu.

Jin makes a yelp.

Jin: AIE! Wha' was tha' for, Shura?!?!?!?!?

Shura: Being stupid.

Jin: Ah am no' stupid!

Jinx slaps her forhead.

Fordbows her head as she giggles.

Arctic and Touya run to go restrain Jin from killing Shura.

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If there are any more bloopers from the YYH series, make them up urselves, just plz, do NOT copy any of my ideas! I made all of these up, if u find anyreson for me to make more, I'll be glad to make some more on another chapter! L@T3R, lil_Jinx.