Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ Pegasus' Game Show Gone Wrong - Take 2! ( Chapter 23 )
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By: JoeysGal 
revised and edited!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.23.2007 | Pages: 7 | Words: 3.0K | Visits: 142 | Status: Completed
revised and edited!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.23.2007 | Pages: 7 | Words: 3.0K | Visits: 142 | Status: Completed
FDC: OOOOOhhhhh my gaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwd!!!!!!!
All: (O_O)
Psycho: Dude, where have we been?
Malik: Places ^_~
Kaiba: Doing better things than this actually.
Bakura: Or, people. *smirks at nobody in particular*
All: *gasp*
Psycho: Aww you know you're happy to have another go at it!
Kaiba: So not. e.e
FDC: *having major fits*
Marik: What in Ra's name is your problem? Are you on some new medication?
FDC: *gets serious* One word, Shippuuden.=^0^=
RavenFire: Your inner Tard is showing..
FDC: yeah well... your inner Pedo is showing!
All: (O___O)
Nyoko: Raven's a Pedo?!
Psycho: What the HELL is a pedo?!
Noa: I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING EVEN MORE TWISTED ABOUT YOU THAN BEFORE!!!! *paranoia fit*
RavenFire: (O_O) uh....
Psycho: Yeah, let's get this bad boy rollin before someone get's hurt.
Pegasus: MEATLOAFS OWNS ME!!!!!!!
All: ............
Yuugi: First he was the ruler of Spongecake, and now Meatloafs own him?
Mokuba: What is it with you guys? You all have some sort of food fetish.
Honda: Yeah! Like Jou with his doughnuts, and Otogi with the tomatoes, and Noa with the cucumbers...
Shizuka: Shut that moron up, let's get on with it!!!
***
All: O_O
Bakura: What the hell? I finally come back to reality and this is what I'm greeted with?!
Marik: I think I'd rather go back to being a drone!
Nyoko: Don't say that!
Pegasus: Come, come everyone! Let's begin the first round! *ushers everyone to take a seat at a large bar-like table with nice china infront of them*
Kaiba: What is the meaning of this?
Pegasus: Aww I know you don't like games Kaiba-chan, but that doesn't mean you have to be such a stick in the muuuud!
Kaiba: What did you call me? (O_O
Peggy: Nevermind that! Let the show begin!
*suddenly small dwarves come running out holding trays of ingredients*
Jou: Something smells funky around here
Ryou: Small people scare me!! O_O
Psycho: What the hell is this BS? *glances at people in the audience* Omg...
FDC? What Psy-chan?
Psycho: Everyone in the audience is....
Malik: O___O they're all people from other animes!!
Bakura: Oh fuck this shit!
Yami: I know a way we can escape!
Ravenfire: Oh yeah then genius let's hear it!
Yami: We will escape with the power of my hair!
All: -.-u
Yami: Alright my almighty hair let's throw down!
Peggy: But what aboutmy game? I never get to do anything anymore! ;_;
Jou: Maybe another time
Yuugi: We have better things that we need to be doing.. ^^;;
Peggy: Oh really, such as..?
Yami: ESCAPING!! *runs at crowd with his hair* MY HAIR IS THE MIGHTIEST!!
Vegeta: *pops out of the audience* Bah! My Saiyan hair is more powerful than your puny human hair, no matter how many colors it has!
Yami: *stopped dead in tracks* How so?
Vegeta: Can you do this? *super saiyan*
Ryou: OMG Instant dye!
Mokuba: I wanna do that!
Kaiba: No you don't
Nyoko: Heyy that kinda looks like how Marik gets his hair done in the morning, Look at all that electricity!
Marik: Dude, can I get some tips?
Vegeta: Sure whats your number?
Marik: Well
Yami: Nyaaaaaaaa!!!!!! *runs at other people*
Sailor Moon: You can't rival my meatballs!!!!!
Otogi: Omg shes the ugliest woman I've ever seen
Pegasus: EXCUSE ME MOTHERFRUITS!!!!
Ravenfire: Motherfruits?
Shadi: Can someone reel in yami so we can go?
Mokuba: Obey the hamster!!
FDC: -_- ok so for once he's right, let's just go
All: *agree and walk off stage*
Pegasus: No come back!
All: *run away*
Psycho: Some one grab that instigating moron!
Honda: *grabs Yami and hauls ass*
Yami: Heeey! I'm not done bitching at that emo kid that has a duck's ass for a head!
Bakura: Save it you dope eater!
Pegasus: Don't make me get my guns! Come back!!
All: *run out of the studio*
Pegasus: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT I warned you not to make me get my guns! *pulls out machine guns that start shooting Anzu, Mai and Ishizu bullets at everyone* Hahahahahahahaha!
RavenFire: If it's not mind control, or giant robots, it's these lil fuckers, When will this pattern end?!
Malik: Oh for the love of ...-_- *grabs Cecelia by the hair and holds the Sennen Rod to her throat* Pegasus you fuckbrained psychopath, if you don't stop shooting everyone I will slit your wife's throat right open!!
All: o_o
Ryou: He's not fucking around!
Cecelia: O.O
Pegasus: Ok ok! I'll stop!
Yamato (digimon): *from the audience* This show sucks!!
Tai: Yeah, we came here to watch a cooking show, not see people kill each other!
Yamato: Oh well, should we make out instead?
Tai: Ok! *does so*
All: O___o
Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, go!!
FDC: Oh for crying out loud -_-
Bakura: Everyone here knows how I hate cross-overs, so let this be the last of it!! *brings everyone into the Shadow Realm*
Psycho: Did you really have to? e_e
Bakura: Yes. Its ok though, I wll protect you. *cuddles*
Everyone: *wondering where the hell they are and whats going on*
Marik: *still has Cecelia by the throat* Dammit Bakura stop fucking around with the dimensions!
All: (O_O)
Yuugi: Marik's gona 'Nanners!
Pegasus: (((O_____________O)))
Cecelia: Hold it!!! I am not going to be one of those pansy-ass little girls that randomly is always getting abducted!! *takes the rod from Marik and busts a bunch kickass moves on him*
Marik: X_________X
All: (((O_____________________O)))
Pegasus: .....Dear... where on earth did you learn how to do that?
Cecelia: Hmm? Do what now? ^__^
Sailor Mars: Where the HELL are we?
Ravenfire: Its called the Shadow Realm, and might I ask why THE HELL ARE WE HERE?
Bakura: *shrugs* I thought it would be a good way to resolve things.
Yuugi: *being assaulted by a lost soul*
Nyoko: Oh yeah, real great e_e
Psycho: *comes across something* Hey guys come and check this out!
All: *wander over*
Jou: What IS it?
Kaiba: It looks like some sort of other world within THIS world...
FDC: O_O omg I didn't even know that place still existed!! *jumps into it*
Psycho: It's FDC's corner of the shadow realm where she hosts all of HER fics!
Yami: Nooooo we are all doooomed!!!!!!!!
Bakura: So now we're merging FANFICS together? UGH!!!
Ryou: Well we might as well, the authoresses have similar ideas of fanfiction...
All: *hear's manic laughter*
FDC: Wow I guess this is my side of the Shadow Rea-
~*Our heros find themselves right back at the kitchen arena where they had started*~
Nyoko: Ah for the love..
Yuugi: Noooo! *epileptic shock*
Pegasus: Hahahaha you have all fallen into my trap! *straps them all down to their seats* Now you WILL let me have some time in the light!!!
Kaiba: You egnimatic bastard!
Psycho: What are you now, an illusionist?
All: (O_O)
Pegasus: Now let me explain to you how this works.
Ryou: Um, I have a note from my doctor. I can't sit infront platinum haired nutjobs because it will agrivate the stigmatas in my eyes. Can I go home?
Pegasus: Ah yes you ma- heeeey you can't have stigmata in the eyes, thats a stigmatism you dolt!
Ryou: .... not if.... I'm a squirrel
All: (O_O) what?
Bakura: Hikari, I think the squirrel theory only works with Malik...
Malik: Hey! Its not my fault I thought he was a squirrel that ONE time, MARIK MADE ME TAKE ACID!!!
Pegasus: Anyway... this is how it works. I read out a recipe to you, and once I'm done the timer starts and you have to pick from the ingredients in front of you and start cooking, but there is a catch!
Nyoko: e_e who didn't see this coming?
Yami: Well spit it out already! *smoking a joint all the while*
FDC: >> can't you put that thing out?
Noa: Yeah we might all die from lack of brain cells
Pegasus: SHUT UP!! And put these on. *hands blindfolds*
Psycho: This is one fucked up catch!!
Bakura: Kind of kinky if you ask me... ^~
All: *wearing blindfolds*
Noa: Oh god.. I can't see.... I've spent all my life being overly intelligent and geeky and have no coordination whatsoever! *grabs a knife and starts swinging it madly around*
All: *trying to dodge Noa whos gona insane*
Kaiba: Goddammit I knew I should have just killed him the first time! Oh fuck I can't see Ohh Mokuba, there you are, I'm so glad I found you. *hugs*
Shadi: Ooooo I didn't know you liked it like that Kaiba...
Pegasus: No this wasn't how it was supposed to be!
Mokuba: Nii-saaaaan! *cries*
Kaiba: OMG I just molested Shadi
Shadi: ooo you're so baaad *shoves kaiba*
Psycho: Bakura, I think you just gave people ideas.
Everyone: *walking around and bumping into and/or hugging/molesting random people*
Pegasus: You idiots!! *grabs everyone and puts them behind the stoves and counters where they belong* NOW!! Let me read the recipe to you.
Ryou: Bugger, I was actually starting to like this game. *thought he was getting freaky with FDC when in fact he was just rubbing up the leg of a table*
Pegasus: Add sugar, cream, marmalade, and tomato pulp into a bowl and whisk until smooth. Add vanilla essence and place mixture into a cake tin. Place into oven and bake for ten seconds, remove. Mix lemon juice, battery acid and celery juice in a bowl. Chill for 1.8 seconds. Remove. Top cake with icing mixture! GO!!
Honda: TOTALLY BOGUS DUUUUDE!!!
Shizuka: For once the idiot is right, this recipe sounds disgusting!!
Yuugi: How are we even supposed to do that when we're mother f*cking BLINDFOLDED!!!???
Pegasus: That's the catch!!
RavenFire & Nyoko: *have already done it to the T*
Nyoko: We're just that good.
RavenFire: We're full of win and good!
Mokuba: no you're not, you were only able to do it because of your accelerated smell! Without that you'd have no idea what the hell you were doing!
RavenFire: Well damn Diaper Sack, ruin our fun.
Kaiba: Diaper Sack?
Kaiba: You know what... *throws marmalade jar at Raven*
Jou: *gets hit by jar* Ow hey what da hell was that for?!
Kaiba: Aww damn, I didn;t mean to hit you!
Jou: Then take off your freakin blindfold!
All: .......
Shizuka: Did Katsuya actually think of that before Kaiba did?
Psycho: I think so
Shizuka: OMFG Katsuya! I'm so proud of you!
Kaiba: *starts feelin emo* No it can't be!!!
FDC: Jou hasn't even taken his blindfold off yet and he knew that
Yuugi: It's a goddamn miracle!
Pegasus: SHUT UP AND GET COOKING YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!
Rishid: ALRIGHT ALREADY!! *gets to it*
Malik:And where the hell did you come from?
Mai: Who cares? He's hot!
*the evil sluts known as Mai, Isis and Anzu appear from nowhere*
Isis: We are here to take your souls!!
Anzu: And Mindcrush you!
Mai: And take control of your minds!!!
Yami: Wtf? Stealing our powers now?
Bakura: How the hell do you suppose to do that?
Marik: Yeah its not like I'm going to just GIVE you my Sennen Rod. That belongs in Nyoko.
All: -________-
Psycho: TMI, Marik. Anyway...
Pegasus: WHY DO YOU INSIST ON INTERRUPTING MY SHOW?!?!!?
Mai: Because we can! And by the way hun, someone needs to so call the Fashion Police on you because those combat boots DO NOT mix with that lime green apron and teal leg warmers
Pegasus: Stop making fun of me *cries*
Marik: YOU WHORE YOU MADE HIM CRY?!?!
Isis: Why do you care if Pegasus is crying?
Marik: I don't really, I just wanted an excuse to call someone a 'whore'
Isis: ah, gotcha.
Noa: *still having strange convulsions in the background with a knife in his hand* OMFGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs into Mai and Anzu with the knife*
Anzu: OOo look at the color of my blood, it's red, the color of loooooove!! *falls over*
Nyoko: I'm wearing combat boots and legwarmers, do you dare confront ME? *bares fangs and claws*
Mai: Eeeh, what a scary bitch
Marik: Fuck you! I should have left you in that little glass triangle in the Shadow Realm for ETERNITY!! Its all your fault Jou.
Kaiba: Yeah, for once someone agrees with me!
Psycho: Whatever, you know you love him.
Yami: YOU LITTLE BITCHES WILL ALL DIE IN HELL!!!!!! MIIIIIND CRUUUUUUUUSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
All: *stupefied* O__________________O
Yuugi: Yami, I didn't even know you remembered how to do that!!
Yami: Do not underestimate my power, you puny mortals!
Bakura: For a crack-headed, drug-addicted, washed-up hasbeen, clinically insane Pharaoh, I'm impressed.
Jou: Well... you are clinically insane too you know.
Bakura: And your point?
Jou: Nothin o-o;;
FDC: Sooo.... what now..?
Psycho: you know... I don't know
All: *gasp*
Pegasus: Ok fine you all ignore me so now you're going to eat meatloaf!
All: o-o .................
Pegasus: GO!!!!!! *summons a meatloaf monster*
Honda: Dude what kinda bogus mystery meat is that!
Pegasus: Meatloaf! Complete with Ketchup, Honey and Balsamic vinegar glaze ^_^
Meat loaf: RAWR!!
Shadi: FOOOOOOOOOD I HAVEN'T EATEN IN 2 WEEKS!!! *eats meatloaf monster*
Pegasus: Why doesn't anything I do work anymore?
Malik: Bacause pegasus....
Otogi: YOu fail at life!
Pegasus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pyscho: Ok so since this is seriously fucked up, and no matter what anyone says or does anymore will make a difference, I might as well say this.
All: *waiting* o_o
FDC: Well...?
Psycho: Bakura... I love you.
Malik: THAT was your big news?! e_e sheesh
Honda: Everyone already knew that!
Bakura: I didn't o_o
FDC: Well then, I love Ryou!
Pegasus: And I love Cecelia! *throws frying pan over shoulder and scoops up his wife*
Honda: I love Shizuka!
Shizuka: I love Otogi!!
Otogi: O_o duude...
Honda: T___t noooooooo!!!
Psycho: Well I got news for you, Otogi's so over you, he doesn't even swing that way anymore!
Shizuka: Nuts, just when I made up my mind!
Jou: A 5-years-in-the-making decision!
Kaiba: If we're quite done here.... I'd like to leave.
Jou: Not until you tell everyone who you love.
All: O_O
FDC: Now THIS is worth waiting for...
To be continued...
***
Kaiba: What the hell was that?
Psycho: KAIBA'S IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!
Kaiba: I am not!
Malik: Then why wouldn't you tell?
Kaiba: I don't have to tell you idiots anything!
Mokuba: Then why are you acting like you're trying to hide something?
Shadi: This isn't the fic anymore, it's the outro!
Yuugi: Yeah save it for the next chapter you emo piece of crap
Honda: Dude like, look who's talking!
Psycho: Until next time, fellow readers! *throws black eyeliner pencils and dog collars at Yuugi*
All: (O_O)
Psycho: Dude, where have we been?
Malik: Places ^_~
Kaiba: Doing better things than this actually.
Bakura: Or, people. *smirks at nobody in particular*
All: *gasp*
Psycho: Aww you know you're happy to have another go at it!
Kaiba: So not. e.e
FDC: *having major fits*
Marik: What in Ra's name is your problem? Are you on some new medication?
FDC: *gets serious* One word, Shippuuden.=^0^=
RavenFire: Your inner Tard is showing..
FDC: yeah well... your inner Pedo is showing!
All: (O___O)
Nyoko: Raven's a Pedo?!
Psycho: What the HELL is a pedo?!
Noa: I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING EVEN MORE TWISTED ABOUT YOU THAN BEFORE!!!! *paranoia fit*
RavenFire: (O_O) uh....
Psycho: Yeah, let's get this bad boy rollin before someone get's hurt.
Pegasus: MEATLOAFS OWNS ME!!!!!!!
All: ............
Yuugi: First he was the ruler of Spongecake, and now Meatloafs own him?
Mokuba: What is it with you guys? You all have some sort of food fetish.
Honda: Yeah! Like Jou with his doughnuts, and Otogi with the tomatoes, and Noa with the cucumbers...
Shizuka: Shut that moron up, let's get on with it!!!
***
All: O_O
Bakura: What the hell? I finally come back to reality and this is what I'm greeted with?!
Marik: I think I'd rather go back to being a drone!
Nyoko: Don't say that!
Pegasus: Come, come everyone! Let's begin the first round! *ushers everyone to take a seat at a large bar-like table with nice china infront of them*
Kaiba: What is the meaning of this?
Pegasus: Aww I know you don't like games Kaiba-chan, but that doesn't mean you have to be such a stick in the muuuud!
Kaiba: What did you call me? (O_O
Peggy: Nevermind that! Let the show begin!
*suddenly small dwarves come running out holding trays of ingredients*
Jou: Something smells funky around here
Ryou: Small people scare me!! O_O
Psycho: What the hell is this BS? *glances at people in the audience* Omg...
FDC? What Psy-chan?
Psycho: Everyone in the audience is....
Malik: O___O they're all people from other animes!!
Bakura: Oh fuck this shit!
Yami: I know a way we can escape!
Ravenfire: Oh yeah then genius let's hear it!
Yami: We will escape with the power of my hair!
All: -.-u
Yami: Alright my almighty hair let's throw down!
Peggy: But what aboutmy game? I never get to do anything anymore! ;_;
Jou: Maybe another time
Yuugi: We have better things that we need to be doing.. ^^;;
Peggy: Oh really, such as..?
Yami: ESCAPING!! *runs at crowd with his hair* MY HAIR IS THE MIGHTIEST!!
Vegeta: *pops out of the audience* Bah! My Saiyan hair is more powerful than your puny human hair, no matter how many colors it has!
Yami: *stopped dead in tracks* How so?
Vegeta: Can you do this? *super saiyan*
Ryou: OMG Instant dye!
Mokuba: I wanna do that!
Kaiba: No you don't
Nyoko: Heyy that kinda looks like how Marik gets his hair done in the morning, Look at all that electricity!
Marik: Dude, can I get some tips?
Vegeta: Sure whats your number?
Marik: Well
Yami: Nyaaaaaaaa!!!!!! *runs at other people*
Sailor Moon: You can't rival my meatballs!!!!!
Otogi: Omg shes the ugliest woman I've ever seen
Pegasus: EXCUSE ME MOTHERFRUITS!!!!
Ravenfire: Motherfruits?
Shadi: Can someone reel in yami so we can go?
Mokuba: Obey the hamster!!
FDC: -_- ok so for once he's right, let's just go
All: *agree and walk off stage*
Pegasus: No come back!
All: *run away*
Psycho: Some one grab that instigating moron!
Honda: *grabs Yami and hauls ass*
Yami: Heeey! I'm not done bitching at that emo kid that has a duck's ass for a head!
Bakura: Save it you dope eater!
Pegasus: Don't make me get my guns! Come back!!
All: *run out of the studio*
Pegasus: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT I warned you not to make me get my guns! *pulls out machine guns that start shooting Anzu, Mai and Ishizu bullets at everyone* Hahahahahahahaha!
RavenFire: If it's not mind control, or giant robots, it's these lil fuckers, When will this pattern end?!
Malik: Oh for the love of ...-_- *grabs Cecelia by the hair and holds the Sennen Rod to her throat* Pegasus you fuckbrained psychopath, if you don't stop shooting everyone I will slit your wife's throat right open!!
All: o_o
Ryou: He's not fucking around!
Cecelia: O.O
Pegasus: Ok ok! I'll stop!
Yamato (digimon): *from the audience* This show sucks!!
Tai: Yeah, we came here to watch a cooking show, not see people kill each other!
Yamato: Oh well, should we make out instead?
Tai: Ok! *does so*
All: O___o
Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, go!!
FDC: Oh for crying out loud -_-
Bakura: Everyone here knows how I hate cross-overs, so let this be the last of it!! *brings everyone into the Shadow Realm*
Psycho: Did you really have to? e_e
Bakura: Yes. Its ok though, I wll protect you. *cuddles*
Everyone: *wondering where the hell they are and whats going on*
Marik: *still has Cecelia by the throat* Dammit Bakura stop fucking around with the dimensions!
All: (O_O)
Yuugi: Marik's gona 'Nanners!
Pegasus: (((O_____________O)))
Cecelia: Hold it!!! I am not going to be one of those pansy-ass little girls that randomly is always getting abducted!! *takes the rod from Marik and busts a bunch kickass moves on him*
Marik: X_________X
All: (((O_____________________O)))
Pegasus: .....Dear... where on earth did you learn how to do that?
Cecelia: Hmm? Do what now? ^__^
Sailor Mars: Where the HELL are we?
Ravenfire: Its called the Shadow Realm, and might I ask why THE HELL ARE WE HERE?
Bakura: *shrugs* I thought it would be a good way to resolve things.
Yuugi: *being assaulted by a lost soul*
Nyoko: Oh yeah, real great e_e
Psycho: *comes across something* Hey guys come and check this out!
All: *wander over*
Jou: What IS it?
Kaiba: It looks like some sort of other world within THIS world...
FDC: O_O omg I didn't even know that place still existed!! *jumps into it*
Psycho: It's FDC's corner of the shadow realm where she hosts all of HER fics!
Yami: Nooooo we are all doooomed!!!!!!!!
Bakura: So now we're merging FANFICS together? UGH!!!
Ryou: Well we might as well, the authoresses have similar ideas of fanfiction...
All: *hear's manic laughter*
FDC: Wow I guess this is my side of the Shadow Rea-
~*Our heros find themselves right back at the kitchen arena where they had started*~
Nyoko: Ah for the love..
Yuugi: Noooo! *epileptic shock*
Pegasus: Hahahaha you have all fallen into my trap! *straps them all down to their seats* Now you WILL let me have some time in the light!!!
Kaiba: You egnimatic bastard!
Psycho: What are you now, an illusionist?
All: (O_O)
Pegasus: Now let me explain to you how this works.
Ryou: Um, I have a note from my doctor. I can't sit infront platinum haired nutjobs because it will agrivate the stigmatas in my eyes. Can I go home?
Pegasus: Ah yes you ma- heeeey you can't have stigmata in the eyes, thats a stigmatism you dolt!
Ryou: .... not if.... I'm a squirrel
All: (O_O) what?
Bakura: Hikari, I think the squirrel theory only works with Malik...
Malik: Hey! Its not my fault I thought he was a squirrel that ONE time, MARIK MADE ME TAKE ACID!!!
Pegasus: Anyway... this is how it works. I read out a recipe to you, and once I'm done the timer starts and you have to pick from the ingredients in front of you and start cooking, but there is a catch!
Nyoko: e_e who didn't see this coming?
Yami: Well spit it out already! *smoking a joint all the while*
FDC: >> can't you put that thing out?
Noa: Yeah we might all die from lack of brain cells
Pegasus: SHUT UP!! And put these on. *hands blindfolds*
Psycho: This is one fucked up catch!!
Bakura: Kind of kinky if you ask me... ^~
All: *wearing blindfolds*
Noa: Oh god.. I can't see.... I've spent all my life being overly intelligent and geeky and have no coordination whatsoever! *grabs a knife and starts swinging it madly around*
All: *trying to dodge Noa whos gona insane*
Kaiba: Goddammit I knew I should have just killed him the first time! Oh fuck I can't see Ohh Mokuba, there you are, I'm so glad I found you. *hugs*
Shadi: Ooooo I didn't know you liked it like that Kaiba...
Pegasus: No this wasn't how it was supposed to be!
Mokuba: Nii-saaaaan! *cries*
Kaiba: OMG I just molested Shadi
Shadi: ooo you're so baaad *shoves kaiba*
Psycho: Bakura, I think you just gave people ideas.
Everyone: *walking around and bumping into and/or hugging/molesting random people*
Pegasus: You idiots!! *grabs everyone and puts them behind the stoves and counters where they belong* NOW!! Let me read the recipe to you.
Ryou: Bugger, I was actually starting to like this game. *thought he was getting freaky with FDC when in fact he was just rubbing up the leg of a table*
Pegasus: Add sugar, cream, marmalade, and tomato pulp into a bowl and whisk until smooth. Add vanilla essence and place mixture into a cake tin. Place into oven and bake for ten seconds, remove. Mix lemon juice, battery acid and celery juice in a bowl. Chill for 1.8 seconds. Remove. Top cake with icing mixture! GO!!
Honda: TOTALLY BOGUS DUUUUDE!!!
Shizuka: For once the idiot is right, this recipe sounds disgusting!!
Yuugi: How are we even supposed to do that when we're mother f*cking BLINDFOLDED!!!???
Pegasus: That's the catch!!
RavenFire & Nyoko: *have already done it to the T*
Nyoko: We're just that good.
RavenFire: We're full of win and good!
Mokuba: no you're not, you were only able to do it because of your accelerated smell! Without that you'd have no idea what the hell you were doing!
RavenFire: Well damn Diaper Sack, ruin our fun.
Kaiba: Diaper Sack?
Kaiba: You know what... *throws marmalade jar at Raven*
Jou: *gets hit by jar* Ow hey what da hell was that for?!
Kaiba: Aww damn, I didn;t mean to hit you!
Jou: Then take off your freakin blindfold!
All: .......
Shizuka: Did Katsuya actually think of that before Kaiba did?
Psycho: I think so
Shizuka: OMFG Katsuya! I'm so proud of you!
Kaiba: *starts feelin emo* No it can't be!!!
FDC: Jou hasn't even taken his blindfold off yet and he knew that
Yuugi: It's a goddamn miracle!
Pegasus: SHUT UP AND GET COOKING YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!
Rishid: ALRIGHT ALREADY!! *gets to it*
Malik:And where the hell did you come from?
Mai: Who cares? He's hot!
*the evil sluts known as Mai, Isis and Anzu appear from nowhere*
Isis: We are here to take your souls!!
Anzu: And Mindcrush you!
Mai: And take control of your minds!!!
Yami: Wtf? Stealing our powers now?
Bakura: How the hell do you suppose to do that?
Marik: Yeah its not like I'm going to just GIVE you my Sennen Rod. That belongs in Nyoko.
All: -________-
Psycho: TMI, Marik. Anyway...
Pegasus: WHY DO YOU INSIST ON INTERRUPTING MY SHOW?!?!!?
Mai: Because we can! And by the way hun, someone needs to so call the Fashion Police on you because those combat boots DO NOT mix with that lime green apron and teal leg warmers
Pegasus: Stop making fun of me *cries*
Marik: YOU WHORE YOU MADE HIM CRY?!?!
Isis: Why do you care if Pegasus is crying?
Marik: I don't really, I just wanted an excuse to call someone a 'whore'
Isis: ah, gotcha.
Noa: *still having strange convulsions in the background with a knife in his hand* OMFGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs into Mai and Anzu with the knife*
Anzu: OOo look at the color of my blood, it's red, the color of loooooove!! *falls over*
Nyoko: I'm wearing combat boots and legwarmers, do you dare confront ME? *bares fangs and claws*
Mai: Eeeh, what a scary bitch
Marik: Fuck you! I should have left you in that little glass triangle in the Shadow Realm for ETERNITY!! Its all your fault Jou.
Kaiba: Yeah, for once someone agrees with me!
Psycho: Whatever, you know you love him.
Yami: YOU LITTLE BITCHES WILL ALL DIE IN HELL!!!!!! MIIIIIND CRUUUUUUUUSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
All: *stupefied* O__________________O
Yuugi: Yami, I didn't even know you remembered how to do that!!
Yami: Do not underestimate my power, you puny mortals!
Bakura: For a crack-headed, drug-addicted, washed-up hasbeen, clinically insane Pharaoh, I'm impressed.
Jou: Well... you are clinically insane too you know.
Bakura: And your point?
Jou: Nothin o-o;;
FDC: Sooo.... what now..?
Psycho: you know... I don't know
All: *gasp*
Pegasus: Ok fine you all ignore me so now you're going to eat meatloaf!
All: o-o .................
Pegasus: GO!!!!!! *summons a meatloaf monster*
Honda: Dude what kinda bogus mystery meat is that!
Pegasus: Meatloaf! Complete with Ketchup, Honey and Balsamic vinegar glaze ^_^
Meat loaf: RAWR!!
Shadi: FOOOOOOOOOD I HAVEN'T EATEN IN 2 WEEKS!!! *eats meatloaf monster*
Pegasus: Why doesn't anything I do work anymore?
Malik: Bacause pegasus....
Otogi: YOu fail at life!
Pegasus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pyscho: Ok so since this is seriously fucked up, and no matter what anyone says or does anymore will make a difference, I might as well say this.
All: *waiting* o_o
FDC: Well...?
Psycho: Bakura... I love you.
Malik: THAT was your big news?! e_e sheesh
Honda: Everyone already knew that!
Bakura: I didn't o_o
FDC: Well then, I love Ryou!
Pegasus: And I love Cecelia! *throws frying pan over shoulder and scoops up his wife*
Honda: I love Shizuka!
Shizuka: I love Otogi!!
Otogi: O_o duude...
Honda: T___t noooooooo!!!
Psycho: Well I got news for you, Otogi's so over you, he doesn't even swing that way anymore!
Shizuka: Nuts, just when I made up my mind!
Jou: A 5-years-in-the-making decision!
Kaiba: If we're quite done here.... I'd like to leave.
Jou: Not until you tell everyone who you love.
All: O_O
FDC: Now THIS is worth waiting for...
To be continued...
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Kaiba: What the hell was that?
Psycho: KAIBA'S IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!
Kaiba: I am not!
Malik: Then why wouldn't you tell?
Kaiba: I don't have to tell you idiots anything!
Mokuba: Then why are you acting like you're trying to hide something?
Shadi: This isn't the fic anymore, it's the outro!
Yuugi: Yeah save it for the next chapter you emo piece of crap
Honda: Dude like, look who's talking!
Psycho: Until next time, fellow readers! *throws black eyeliner pencils and dog collars at Yuugi*