Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / One Piece Fan Fiction ❯ The Day We Got Bored ❯ The begining ( Chapter 1 )

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Another attempt to rule the world brought to you by Al and Zip, if you have a younger brother problem don't get mad get Al and Zip. (sings) For all your torturing needs.........don't tell me, I already know how gay that was

Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / One Piece Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 10.20.2005 | Pages: 10 | Words: 5.7K | Visits: 801 | Status: Completed

KF5: Hiya ppl what your reading or about to read is my lastest and greatest story yet

Lara: How so?

KF5: IT'S A CROSSOVER!!!!!

Al: What type of crossover?

KF5: As my friends, you decide

Sam: INU-YASHA!!!!!!

Tay: Yu-Yu-Hakusho

Al: Rurouni Kenshin

Lara: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!!!

Kaze: FIRE!!!!!

KF5: That's not an anime

Kaze: So?

Everyone except Kaze: -_-*

KF5: As for me I couldn't decide so I'll pick two One Piece and Yu-Gi-Oh

Lara: So let me get this straight it's a Inu-Yasha, Yu-Yu-Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, One Piece, and Yu-Gi-Oh crossover

Kaze: Don't forget FIRE!

Al: DAMN PYRO!!!! DIE!!!!!!(pours bucket of water on Kaze)

Kaze: NOOOOOO!!!! I'M MELTING!!!!! MELTING!!!!!

Tay: Uh Kaze

Kaze: Huh?

Tay: Your fine

Kaze: Oh

KF5: Anyway I don't own Inu-Yasha, Yu-Yu-Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, One Piece, or Yu-Gi-Oh but I do own myself, my friends and Zip the hamster from hell

Al: KF5! I own Zip. She's my hamster from hell, isn't that right Zip? (pats Zip on the head)

Zip: (bites Al's hand)

Al: Ow(pulls hamster off) DAMN HAMSTER!!!!! I DON'T OWN YOU ANYMORE!!!!! (throws it at a wall)

Everyone in room: O_o

KF5: On with the story ^_^

In Al and Zip's evil laboratory somewhere in Minnosota (actually in my basement)

Al: Soon my evil hamster we shall rule over these tiny mortals with our new laser

Zip: Now tell me again how this damn thing works

Al: Well you just point and zap but it does somthing really cool to the person you use it on

Zip: Really what?

Al: (evil grin) You'll see

Al&Zip: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Back at my house

Kate: Maybe I should put in dancing ferrets........nah, but I was on to somthing

Tay: (o_O*) What are you doing?

Kate: As you know I have two stories on the internet

Tay: Uh.......huh

Kate: Right now I'm brainstorming for #3

Tay: Those things always come naturally Kate, don't worry about it

Kate: Okay (closes notebook)

Tay: In the mean time, can you please get Sam off my back she is driving me insane

Kate: The only way I can do that is if I break my promise to Inuyasha (looks nervously towards the couch where Inuyasha is hiding)

Tay: JUST DO IT!!!!!(runs into the backyard)

Kate: Fine hey Sam I know where Inuyasha is

Inuyasha: (behind the couch) No shut up wretch

Sam: WHERE?!?!?

Kate: He's *sigh* behind the couch

Sam: YAY!!!! (glomps Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: (barely breathing) TRAITOR!!!!!

Kate: *sigh* Sorry Inuyasha it had to be done

Sam: (drags Inuyasha to her room) Time for me to do your hair Inuyasha

Inuyasha: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Kate: I can't look.........well actually I can and I can get it on film too (takes out camera)

???: Hey baka onna

????: Don't you dare call Kate-san baka onna, you miget

?????: Hmph, morons

Kate: Oh hey Hiei, Sanji, Kaiba what's up?

Hiei: These two bakas want to know which of us do you like more?

Kaiba: Not that we care or anything

Sanji: (with hearts in his eyes) I care, my beautiful Kate-san

Kate: I don't know, I like all of you guys

Kaiba: But if all three of us were to get zapped by some weird laser created by an evil girl and her hamster who would you save?

Al: (drags in laser and points it at Sanji, Hiei, and Kaiba) (A/n Ah sweet irony)

Sanji: She would obviously like me more cause I don't insult her like you two insensitive idiots do

Kate: (looks at laser)O_O* Uh......guys

Kaiba: She would like me more cause I'm the greatest duelist there is

Hiei: What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Kaiba: It goes well on a permanate record

Laser: (charges up)

Kate: (takes a step back) Uh guys, time to make up now

Hiei: She would like me cause I can protect her better than you bakas ever could

Sanji: I can protect my Kate-san

Hiei: Well your not exactly the most loyal bishie now are you?

Laser: (almost done charging)

Kate: GUYS!!!!

Kaiba,Sanji&Hiei: WHAT!?!?!

Kate: GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! (pushes Kaiba out of the way)

Laser: (zaps Hiei and Sanji)

Al: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Smoke clears and all you see on the floor is a Hiei plushie and a Sanji plushie

Zip: PLUSHIES!!!!! THIS DAMN THING TURNS THEM INTO PLUSHIES!!!!! THAT'S NOT EVIL AT ALL!!!!!

Al: That wasn't supposed to happen. (looks at info packet) They were supposed to turn into evil squirrels that would obey my every command.(tosses packet over her shoulder) That's it I want my money back

Zip: Wait we can still use this

Al: How?

Zip: We can turn the army, the navy, the government into plushies

Al: And for fun we can turn everyone in this house into plushies

Zip: And for fun we can turn everyone in this house into plushies. Man am I a genuis or what? (strikes a pose)

Al: (rolls eyes) Your something alright

Zip: (glares) What was that?

Al: Nothing (looks at watch) oh, it's evil laugh time

Al&Zip: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!(drags laser to next room)

Kaiba: Shouldn't we stop them?

Kate: When Al's on an evil streak the stupidest thing you could possibly do would be to stop her

Kaiba:.......Why did you save me?

Kate: Um.......well actually I didn't mean to, I tripped

Kaiba: -_-* So your clumsiness saved me

Kate: Yep funny huh? ^_^

Hiei(now a plushie): NO!!!!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!! I'M A FRICKEN PLUSHIE!!!!!!!

Kate: (snickering) Awwwww Hiei your a cute talking plushie

Hiei: (blushing) I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY!!!!!!!

Kate: (snickering) Well your not very scary at this point

Kaiba: (smirks) I didn't think you could get any shorter Hiei but once again you surprise me

Hiei: You better watch it richboy or I'll slit your throat with this (unsheats katana).....felt katana

Kate: (bust out laughing) Wow even your sword has been plushie-fied how cute

Hiei: (blushing from embarassment)

Sanji: Kate-san do you think I'm a cute plushie?

Kate: I can't imagine there being an ugly plushie unless it was Kuwabara

Hiei: (shivers) That would go against all laws of nature

In kitchen

Zolo,Yusuke,&Kuwabara: (in a beer drinking contest)

Zolo: Alright Luffy who won?

Luffy: (raiding the fridge) I dunno

Zolo: (falls down anime style) Then what was the point of having a drinking contest

Yusuke: (completely drunk) Ya know som'im Zolo *hic* I love ya, not in that kinda way tho' *hic*

Kuwabara: (also drunk) Be a pal and top me off *hic* will ya Zolo

Zolo: (eye twiching) I won't kill them, cause they're drunk but Luffy, please get them off of me

Yusuke: Hey I got an idea *hic* why don't all three of us do *hic* kareoke

Kuwabara: Yea *hic*

Zolo: HELL NO!!!!

Yusuke: Aww no one likes a.........

?????: (from hallway that leads from living room to kitchen)YUSUKE LEAVE THAT POOR MAN ALONE!!!!!

Yusuke: Oh shit it's Keiko (begins two grovel) don't let her hurt me

Zolo: -_-* You seem to have sobered up quickly

Yusuke: Yea well being around Keiko can do that to you

Luffy: Is she that bad?

Yusuke: Poor innocent Luffy if only you knew

Keiko: (slowly coming closer) YUSUKE HOW DARE YOU MAKE THEM THINK I'M SOME KIND OF MONSTER!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: (crawls up to Keiko) PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!!

Keiko: I won't hurt you Yusuke just as long as you (transforms into Zip) hold still

Yusuke: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Keiko's a hamster

Zolo: No you idiot it's the dragon lady's hamster: Zip (jumps for his swords)

Al: (snatches his swords away before Zolo could get to them) Why must everyone in this house call me dragon lady? IT'S DRAGONESS!!!!!

Zip: (jumps on to Al's shoulder) Cool it Al you can get back at them after I....I mean....we rule this dimension

Al: (smiles) your right (glares at Zolo) have fun being small (pushes shoot button)

Laser: (Shoots everyone in the kitchen)

Luffy,Zolo&Yusuke: (have been turned into plushies and are knocked unconscience)

Kuwabara: (not affected by the laser)

Zip: How is that possible?

Al: We shouldn't go against the main law of nature; plushies are supposed to be cute

Zip: Well on to the next room

Al: By the way nice set up

Zip: It was nothing

Zolo: (wakes up)What happened (looks at himself)DAMN THAT BITCH AND HER FRICKEN HAMSTER!!!!!!!!

Luffy: (wakes up) What's wrong Zolo

Zolo: LOOK AT ME!!!!! LOOK AT YOURSELF AND THEN ASK THAT QUESTION!!!!!!!!

Luffy: (looks at himself) Wow I'm a plushie

Zolo: AND HOW IS THAT A GOOD THING?!?!

Luffy: Well I'm small and the meat is big so that means more meat (common Luffy logic)

Zolo: I am going to kill that bitch

At that moment Kate, and Kaiba walk in. Kate holding Hiei and Sanji, and Kaiba rubbing a nasty bite mark.

Hiei: Get in line

Luffy: Wow Sanji you got turned into a plushie too

Sanji: Yes I got turned into a plushie....idiot

Kate: I guess she's been through here

Zolo: (sarcasticly) No, ya think

Kate: (glares at Zolo) Shut it cabbage head

Zolo: Anyway what happened to you Kaiba? Did Zip bite you?

Kaiba: No (glares at Sanji)

Sanji: (glares back)

Kate: ^_^*Here's what happened:

Kaiba: (casually wraps his arms around Kate's waist and leans closer to her face)

Kate: (blushes)

Sanji: (jumps up and bites Kaiba's hand)

Kaiba: OW!!!! (picks up Sanji and throws him at the wall)

Kate: (runs over and picks up the knocked out Sanji) Are you alright Sanji?

Sanji: Yea, I think so but my head really hurts. Could you kiss it?

Kate: Sure (gently kisses Sanji's forhead)

Sanji: (with hearts in his eyes) And I brusied my lip too, could kiss that?

Kate: Nice try (picks up Hiei) c'mon Kaiba

Kaiba: (mumbles) So close

Kate: Hm? What was that?

Kaiba: Nothing

Sanji: Sanji:1 Kaiba:0

Kaiba: (glaring) Next time I won't hesitate in killing you

Kate: Guys stop fighting

Sanji: (with hearts in his eyes) As you wish

Announcer: (reading card KF5 gave him) Will Al successfully turn everyone into plushies? Who will suffer her wrath next? Why am I asking you these questions? And why do I pick my nose when I think no one's lookin.....HEY!!!! (chases KF5 with an ax)

Everyone in room: ^_^*

Al: Review or you might find Zip on your front step with a kitchen knife

Zip: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!