Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ 12 Things to do in wal-Mart ❯ 12 things to do in Wal-Mart ( Chapter 1 )

12 Things to do in Wal-Mart

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Kiddy- Yay! New story!

Karasu- What's it about?

Kiddy- O.O; Why do you keep appearing!?!?!

Karasu- Hm, I dunno.

Kiddy- Right. You're not in this, so just go sit down or something.

Karasu- *looks around the room* Look at the pretty Christmas tree……….

Kiddy- No! Don't touch the- *KABOOM* tree. -.-

Karasu- Oops. Hehehe.

Kiddy- I hate you.

Karasu- Hm, who doesn't?

Kiddy- O.o Sit down. *points to the floor*

Karasu- *sits*

Kiddy- Good boy. Now, the story is about the YYH guys going to Wal-Mart. And no I don't own YYH, Wal-Mart, the list of things to do in Wal-Mart or any other random thing that might appear.

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Kiddy- I have to go shopping!

Hiei- Good for you.

Kiddy- And you guys are going with me cause I don't trust you people to be alone in my house.

Yuusuke- What's that supposed to mean?

Kiddy- I might come back and not have a house or something.

Kurama- You don't even trust me?

Kiddy- I trust you, but not the other three. Now come on!

*they get in the car. Kurama is driving, Kiddy is sitting in the front passenger seat and Hiei, Yu, and Kuwa are in the back. Hiei is in the middle.*

Kurama- One problem.

Kiddy- What's that?

Kurama- I don't know how to get to Wal-Mart.

Kiddy- It figures. Do you know how to get to Vinton?

Kurama- I have no clue where we are.

Kiddy- Lemme drive.

Kurama- You don't have a license!

Kiddy- So? Now pull over!

*Kiddy and Kurama switch seats*

Kiddy- Now, I just have to not hit anything and we'll be okay.

Kurama- That's reassuring.

Kiddy- What's the speed limit through here?

Kurama- You live here! You should know it!

Kiddy- Eh heh heh. I don't really pay attention……………….

Kurama- O.O We're dead.

Kuwa- I wanna walk! Why can't we just walk to Wal-Mart!?!?!

Kiddy- It's too far to walk.

Hiei- Maybe for you ningens it is.

Kiddy- Everybody quite!! I'm trying to concentrate here!

*after running 2 stoplights, hitting 5 street signs and nearly running over 8 people, they arrive at Wal-Mart*

Kiddy- That wasn't so bad.

Kurama- @.@ Is the parking lot spinning??

Hiei- I feel sorry for the car.

*the car has a busted headlight, the little H symbol on the front is gone, and there is a sign that says "no right turn on red" sticking out from the grille*

Kiddy- O.O; I guess I should add paint, a new headlight, and a little symbol to my shopping list.

Yu- Maybe you should buy two of each of those things. We still have to get home later.

Kurama- SHE IS NOT DRIVING US BACK HOME!!

All but Kurama- O.O;

Kurama- I think I remember the way. I'll drive us back. *thinking* And I'll tie Kiddy up and put her in the trunk.

Yu- *whispering to Kiddy* Wow, your one of the first people I've seen that can make Kurama snap like that.

Kiddy- ^_^; Eh heh heh heh.

*inside Wal-Mart*

Random Worker Person- Hello! Welcome to Wal-Mart! Would you like a shopping cart?

Kiddy- Yeah.

RWP- Would the little kid like a sticker?

Hiei- *RWP tries to put a sticker on Hiei* What the Makai??

Kiddy- Uh oh.

Hiei- I am not a little kid!! And don't touch me!!

Kiddy- Three, two, one.

Hiei- *punches RWP into the wall* Hn.

RWP- Have a nice day! *passes out*

Kiddy- Hiei, don't punch out the personnel. It's there job to annoy you.

Yu- *snickering*

Kiddy- What's so funny?

Yu- Nothing. *hides a paper behind his back*

Kiddy- Give me that paper!

Yu- What paper?

Kiddy- *wrestles the paper away from Yu* *reads the paper* You weren't?

Yu- I was if you hadn't taken the paper.

Kurama- What?

Kiddy- *hands him the paper*

Kurama- *reads it aloud*

~Twelve things to do when you go in Wal-Mart~

-Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

-Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in house wares,'...and see what happens.

- Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

-Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

-When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

-Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

-While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. Note expressions...

-Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

-Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

-When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!'.

-Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly... 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'

Kiddy/Yu/Kuwa- *laughing*

Hiei- ???

Kurama- *trying not to laugh* Where did you get this?

Yu- Internet.

Hiei- What's so funny about it?

All but Hiei- O.o;

Kiddy- You have no sense of humor. *takes paper from Kurama and puts it in her pocket* No pranks today Yuusuke. Do it when I'm not with you.

Hiei- What are you shopping for anyways?

Kiddy- Stuff!

Hiei- -.-; Hanyou no baka.

*in the food department. The ice cream isle*

Hiei- *staring at the freezer* Sweet snow!

Kiddy- Great, he found the ice cream.

Kurama- Oh no.

Yu- *not there*

Kuwa- *also not there*

Kiddy- Where'd they go?

Kurama- I don't know.

Hiei- Must have sweet snow!! *claws the freezer door*

Kiddy- Later! We need to find the other guys before they do something they shouldn't. *grabs Hiei and puts him in the cart*

Hiei- Hn. *pouting*

*in the clothes section*

Random lady- *looks at Hiei, then at Kiddy and Kurama* You two have an adorable child.

Kiddy/Kurama- O//O Uh, he's not our kid!

RL- Oh, are you babysitting?

Kiddy- Well, I guess you could sorta say that.

Kurama- If you'll excuse us, we have to find the other two kids.

*Kiddy and Kurama walk away very quickly*

Hiei- I'm not a kid.

Kiddy- I'm not Kurama's girlfriend. *thinking* Not yet, at least.

Hiei- Hehehe. You like Kurama! *points to the Jagan* I know!

Kurama- Huh?

Kiddy- O//O Let's just find the others. *drops Hiei out of the cart and walks away*

Kurama- What was that about?

Hiei- Kiddy likes you.

Kurama- Oh, ok. *they follow Kiddy*

*in the camping section*

Yu- *from inside a tent* Hey Kuwabara! You got the pillows?

Kuwa- *carrying a pile of pillows* Got `em Urameshi.

Yu- Come on in!

*inside the tent*

Yu- Haha! They'll never find us!

Kuwa- Don't you think they'll notice the tent taking up the entire isle? (OMG! He said something smart!! It's the apocalypse!! Run for your lives!!)

Yu- You're right. Lets find some paint and paint it the same color as the isle.

Kuwa- Ok

*both go to find paint*

*in the candy section*

Kiddy- Yum! Candy!

Kurama- This is what you need to buy?

Kiddy- Yeah, this and a new headlight.

Hiei- Hn.

Kiddy- *starts piling candy into the cart* Wahoo for candy!

Kurama/Hiei- O.O;

*in the paint section*

Kuwa- You think this is enough Urameshi? *holding ten cans of paint*

Yu- *holding ten cans also* Yeah. Lets go and camouflage the tent!

*back in the candy section*

Kiddy- Done! *the cart is full of candy* Now to find a headlight!

Kurama- What about Yuusuke and Kuwabara?

Kiddy- Yeah, we'll find them too.

Hiei- Hn. *still mad he didn't get his sweet snow*

*in the automotive section*

Kiddy- I found all the things Kurama needs to fix the headlight!

Kurama- Me??

Kiddy- You think I can fix it? All I know about cars is that they go fast.

Kurama- ^_^; I suppose I could fix it.

Kiddy- Thank you!! *glomps Kurama*

Kurama- Please…………..Let go……………..Can't breathe

Kiddy- *lets go* Gomen ni.

Hiei- Hn.

Kiddy- Jealous? I can fix that.

Hiei- Stay away from me! *darts away*

Kurama- *sigh* Now we have to find Hiei too.

*in the parking lot*

Hiei- Hn. *sits on the hood of the car*

*back in the camping section*

Yu- The tent is now camouflaged!

Kuwa- Yay! Lets go inside!

*they go in the tent*

Kiddy- *sees' the tent* Kurama, do you find it odd that there's a badly painted tent in the middle of the isle?

Kurama- Yes, yes I do.

Yu- *whispering* Someone's out there! Say your line!

Kuwa- YOU CAN ONLY COME IN IF YOU BRING A PILLOW!!

Kiddy- O.o;

Kurama- *walks over and opens the tent*

Yu/Kuwa- Hey!

Yu- Where's your pillow bud??

Kurama- *drags them from the tent* Shall we check out now Kiddy?

Kiddy- Yeah.

*they walk to the check out. Kurama is still dragging Yu and Kuwa*

Cashier- The total is $75.89.

Kurama- You spent that much on candy?

Kiddy- *hands cashier the money* I had to buy the parts to fix the headlight.

Kurama- The total for the parts was $25.00. You spent $50.89 on candy.

Kiddy- Yum! Wahoo for candy!!

Kurama- ^_^; I don't know her.

*in the parking lot*

Hiei- *on the car* Zzzzzzzzz……………….

Kiddy- *unlocks the car and gets in* Hehehe. *beeps the horn*

Hiei- *jumps up* WHAT THE MAKAI!?!?!

Yu/Kuwa- *laughing*

Kurama- ^_^; Shall we go?

Kiddy- Ok.

Kurama- I'm driving.

Kiddy- -.-

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Kiddy- All done!

Karasu- Can I stand up now?

Kiddy- No! Your being punished!

Karasu- Darn.

Kiddy- Review peoples!

Karasu- Yes, review or Kiddy goes bye-bye.

Kiddy- O.O; Eep.