Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ 50 Things the Yu Yu Gang Would Never Say ❯ One-Shot

Okay since you like my Yu Yu Bloopers so much I decided to make this as a sort of sequel. I hope you like this one as much as the last!

50 Things the Yu Yu Gang Would Never Say

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Kurama: Mother, have you seen my porn movie?

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Hiei: Fire can burn you!

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Kuwabara: Cats? I really don't like them. I'm more of a gerbil person.

(Thank you my sister who owns them!)

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Hiei: Black isn't my color. I like pink better!

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Hiei: Yukina, I am your brother!

Yukina: Really?

Hiei: No, I just took his place after I beat him at Go Fish.

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Yusuke: Why must we fight? Can't we have peace!

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Keiko: REI GUN!!

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Kurama: I'm not really a fox. The ears and tail is just super glued on.

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Yukina: I'm not really a nice person. I'm actually wanted in twelve countries for murder theft, assassination . . . .

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Hiei: Kuwabara, I LOVE YOU!!!

Kuwabara: 0_0

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Kurama: I like big butts and I cannot lie!

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Hiei: I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!

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Yusuke: Keiko, I have some bad news. I'm breaking up with you.

Keiko: ;_;

Yusuke: But I have some good news. I just saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

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Kuwabara: Kurama, will you marry me?

Kurama: Go away! I don't even like you!

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Jin: I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!!!

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Touya: Brrr! It's cold!

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Karasu: Kurama, I never really like you.

Kurama: You didn't?

Karasu: No, I am more interested in Hiei!

Hiei: Okay! Come on, babe!

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Yusuke: KEIKO, YOU JERK!!*slap*

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Koto: Chu and Urameshi just sent massive balls of energy at each other! Amazingly they avoided them and somehow lost their shirts.

Hiei: OH MY GOD! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!

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Kuwabara: ROSE WHIP!!

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Hiei: Pikachu, I choose you!!*throws poke ball*

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Kuwabara: Yukina, I am your sister!

Yukina: Really?

Kuwabara: Yes, but we can still date right?

Yukina: Sure!

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Keiko: Yusuke, I'm breaking up with you to date Shizuru. That's okay right?

Yusuke: Sure! Shizuru's a good gal; she'll be great for you!

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Kurama: I'll make love to you, like you want me and I'll hold you tight. Baby I'll make love to you.

Yusuke: OH MY GOD! MY VIRGEN EARS!!!

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Koenma: Why do I have a binkie? Because I thought it would attract more ladies to me.

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Kurama: Why do I have long hair? I'm really a girl. I just have small breasts.

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Hiei: Kurama, I'm breaking up with you.

Kurama: Why?

Hiei: Because I found my true love. In ballet! *does pirouette*

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Hiei: Kuwabara, I confess. You're not a baka, you're actually very smart.

Kuwabara: Thank you, Hiei.

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Kuwabara: *waves wand* AVADA KADAVORA!!!

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Genkai: Yusuke, you're not really a dimwit. You're like the son I never had.

Yusuke: Genkai, you're like the mother I never wanted!

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Genkai: Yusuke, I'm in love with you!

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Hiei: *engulfed in flames* Why is it so hot in here?

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Yukina: DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!!!

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Yusuke:*looks at Puu* Who wants roasted penguin for dinner?

Puu: Puuuuuu! (Tran. Oh shit!)

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Koenma: Use the Force, Yusuke!

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Kurama: Karasu, you know I never really meant to kill you.

Karasu: Really?

Kurama: No, I actually love you.

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Puu: Pupupupuuuuuu! (Tran. Kill all the little birdies!)

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Keiko: You wanna make something of it, punk!

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Hiei: *holds up lip stick* Which one? Pink or rouge?

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Kurama: REI KEN!!!

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Hiei: YU-GI-OH!!

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Yukina: Let all the pretty flowers burn!

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Shiori: Shuichi, I have something to tell you.

Kurama: Yes, mother.

Shiori: I am actually a millennia old demon bent on world domination!

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Kurama: LOOK!! A distraction!

Hiei: Where? *looks around*

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Kuwabara: So what are we doing tonight, Yusuke?

Yusuke: Same thing we do every night, Kuwabara. Try to take over the world!

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Koenma: NARF!!

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Keiko: MOON CRYSTAL POWER!!!!

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Kuwabara: Yusuke, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

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Kuwabara: I will beat you one day, Urameshi!

Yusuke: Sure, I'll let you.

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Hiei: Sweet snow? What's that?

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Kurama: Any one want to see my tattoo?! It's on my butt cheek!

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That's it!! 50 things the Yu Yu gang would never say! Review please!!