Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters ANYTHING!!! ❯ The Questions begin... ( Chapter 2 )

AnimeAngel007: Ok Sailor Dark will be my assistant then. If anyone else wants to come join me just review!

Kuwabara: MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYY!!!

AnimeAngel007: …ANYWAYS!!! Lets start with Arctic's questions!

Sailor Dark: YAAY!!!

Arctic: *appears out of nowhere* Ok this one's for Kuronue!

Sailor Dark: Didn't he die?

Arctic: O_O NNNOOOOO BOOZE BAT!!!!

AnimeAngel007: *blinks* Um let me bring him back to life then! *snaps her fingers and Kuronue appears*

Kuronue: Huh…WHERE? HOW?!?!?

Kurama: O_O

AnimeAngel007: Anyways…why did you have to die?

Kuronue: *eye twitches* What do you mean WHY DID I HAVE TO DIE?!?!?

AnimeAngel007: EEK!!! SCARY BAT!!! *hides*

Arctic: WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY?!?!?

Kuronue: My pendant fell…and I had to go back to get it…and I was ambushed by a bamboo trap…*eye twitches*

Arctic: WHY?!?!?

Kuronue: I WANTED MY PENDY-WENDY BACK!!!

AnimeAngel007: O_O Wow that was so OOC…

Sailor Dark: *nods head*

AnimeAngel007: Kuronue…just…don't go crazy ok?

Kuronue: Where am I?

Arctic: Ok now for Touya, CAN I GLOMP YOU PWEASE?!?!?

Touya: O_O Uhhh…

Arctic: *glomps Touya*

Touya: Need…oxygen…

Jin: Aye' how cute!

AnimeAngel007: Yeah it is…

Arctic: *while still glomping Touya* Ok Jin can you teach me to fly?

Jin: Ah…I dun think I can lass…You need some sort of experience firs'…

Arctic: That's why I'm asking you!

Touya: *thinking* HURRY UP AND ANSWER HER!!! I'M RUNNING OUT OF AIR!!!

Jin: Aye' *rubs his head* Maybe…

Arctic: YAAY!!! *loosens up on Touya*

Touya: *breathes in*

Sailor Dark: Ok my question!!! ^_^ Hiei um…*ahem* are you uhh…gay?

Hiei: Gay? Why would you think I'm happy?

AnimeAngel007: *falls over anime style* NOT THAT KIND!!! ><

Hiei: *blinks*

Kurama: *sweatdrops* She meant…in a male/male relationship…

Hiei: Why do ningens care so much about relationships anyway?

Sailor Dark: I'M NOT A NINGEN!!!

Hiei: Hn…

Kurama: Um…Yoshihiro Togashi said himself that there were no yaoi relationships in YYH…He also let the fans choose what they want to believe so if you would like to think that way we can't stop you…

AnimeAngel007: *nods head* Yup there weren't any odd relationships in YYH…so yeah. Ok next set of questions…

Okashi: *suddenly appears* Hiya!!!

Arctic: Ok lets see…what are your questions?

Okashi: Kurama do you like anyone?

Kurama: Uh no…

Okashi: Does that mean you can date anyone you want?

Kurama: Well I'm not really interested in going out right now…

Okashi: CAN'T YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!?!?

Kurama: O_O I don't even know you… And I'm not interested in dating…

AnimeAngel007: WHAT?!?!? YOU'RE NOT?!?!? *stress marks*

Kurama: O_O

AnimeAngel007: *starts hyperventilating*

Kurama: -_-;;

Okashi: …then why is Kuwabara stupid?

The YYH cast: *fall over anime style*

AnimeAngel007: THAT'S AN EASY ONE!!! Let me give you the three reasons. #1…LOOK AT HIS FACE!!! HE WAS OBVIOUSLY DROPPED ON HIS HEAD WHEN HE WAS A BABY AND GOT BRAIN DAMAGE!!!

Kuwabara: *eye twitchy*

AnimeAngel007: #2…He's been gotten his brains punched out by Yusuke WAAAYYY too many times…

Kuwabara: *stress marks*

Yusuke: *snickers*

AnimeAngel007: And of course numero tres! *hits Kuwabara on the head with a mallet*

Kuwabara: X_x

AnimeAngel007: I knock him out waaaayy to often for him NOT to get brain damage *smiles*

Okashi: Ookaaay….they why do people think Hiei and Kurama are together?

Hiei:…

Kurama: ^_^;; Yoshihiro Togashi made it clear he didn't intend to make any yaoi couples, in fact he said it himself. Finally he just let the fans think what they want to think. Session closed.

Okashi: Ok then am I stupid?

*crickets*

Okashi: Hello?

*more crickets*

AnimeAngel007: *gets out mega-sized amount of bug spray*

*crickets stop*

AnimeAngel007: *eye twitchy* Next question…\

Okashi: Is Hiei going out with Kiku?

Hiei: Who?

Kiku: *suddenly appears out of nowhere* WHAT?!?!?

AnimeAngel007: O_O *makes her go back to her fanfic office*

Hiei: …

Kurama: Uh…

AnimeAngel007: *clears her throat* NEXT QUESTION!!!

Okashi: Did I spell Kiku's name wrong?

Kurama: Yes, on account it's Kiko not Kiku…

AnimeAngel007: Oh yeah…Mr. smart one…

Kurama: *sweatdrop*

Okashi: Did you watch Scary Movie 3?

AnimeAngel007: No…-_-

Kurama: No, I think it came out here in Japan, I just haven't had the time to see it…

Hiei: Hn…

Kuwabara: Yeah!!!

Yusuke: IT WAS COOL!!!

Okashi: Oh so was Kuwabara's face in it?

Kuwabara: WHY I OUGHT-*gets knocked out by a wooden fish*

AnimeAngel007: *twitch* Ok next question-er…

Darksighterpoe: Hello…

AnimeAngel007: Your questions?

Darksighterpoe: Can we send Okashi to a sugar rehab?

AnimeAngel007: *blinks* I think she's already in one don't you?

Kurama: *nods his head yes* I'm afraid I have to agree…

Hiei: Hn…

AnimeAngel007: Here I have a question…WHY DO YOU SAY HN ALL THE TIME?!?!?

Hiei: BAKA!!!

AnimeAngel007: *twitch*

Yusuke: YEAH SHE NEEDS TO GO TO A REHAB!!!

Kuwabara: *still knocked out*

Okashi: HEY!!!

AnimeAngel007: Oh you're still here?

Sailor Dark: I kept telling her to go but she wants to stay…

AnimeAngel007: *blinks* Try dragging a lollypop in front of her face and leading her out the door…

Sailor Dark: OK! *takes out lollypop*

Darksighterpoe: Ok so is Kuwabara stupid or special in that "special" way?

Everyone in the room ex. Kuwabara: He's "special"…

AnimeAngel007: Next set of questions…

AnimeLove: My turn! Yeah why is Kuwabara stupid?

Yusuke: Lets take a look at exhibit "A" *points to the unconscious Kuwabara*

Hiei: *smirks* He's just a moron…

AnimeAngel007: Wow he didn't say baka or hn in that sentence…HALLELUAH!!!

Hiei: *twitch*

AnimeLove: Why does everyone think Hiei is gay? And is Kurama gay?

Hiei: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT HAPPY!!!

Kurama: …Check a bit further before this, I've explained it as best as I could.

AnimeLove: WHY IS THERE A PICTURE ON THE WEB WITH KURAMA PUTTING HIS ARMS AROUND HIEI?!?

Kurama: On what site? It may have been a Japanese doujinshi or fanart. I do recall a picture taken of us like that once.

AnimeAngel007: Its not a bad thing. Don't you hug your friends every once in a while?

AnimeLove: Um…well why is Hiei sooooooooo freakin irresistible?

Hiei: …

Kurama: …

Yusuke: …

Kuwabara: X_x

AnimeAngel007: Err…cause' Yoshihiro Togashi made him that way? Dun' know…

AnimeLove: Why does Kurama look like a girl?

Kurama: *clears his throat*

Yusuke and Hiei: …

AnimeAngel007: Uh, no comment?

AnimeLove: Would Hiei let Yukina marry Kuwabara:

Hiei: Hn…no, but if Yukina really loves him I can't stop it…

Kuwabara: *wakes up* Ow my head…

AnimeAngel007: *blinks* See why he's so stupid now?

AnimeLove: WHAT EXACTLY IS HIEI AND MUKURO'S RELATIONSHIP?!?!?

AnimeAngel007: Here lemme bring Mukuro in from Makai to answer your question *Mukuro suddenly appears*

Mukuro: Where am I?

AnimeAngel007: Just a quick question and then I'll return you to your busy work…What exactly is yours and Hiei's relationship?

Hiei: She's only my boss and I'm her heir…nothing more.

Mukuro: Yes, Hiei is my heir to my part of Makai so if anything happens to me, he takes over.

AnimeAngel007: Thank you *returns Mukuro back to Makai*

AnimeLove: How do the yu yu characters feel when they go on the web and "accidently" come upon a story with yaoi between them?

Kurama: I would let it be or ignore it. I'm not bothered by what fans want to believe.

Hiei: Hn…let them do what they want. Their own free will…

Yusuke: Let the people think what they want…sheesh…

Kuwabara: Um…I try not to think of it…

AnimeAngel007: Kuwabara, you don't think…AT ALL!!!

Kuwabara: WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!!

Sailor Dark: *knocks him out with a metal bat*

Kuwabara: @_@

AnimeAngel007: Thank you…

Sailor Dark: No problem!!!

AnimeLove: HOW CAN YOU GUYS STAND KUWABARA'S IDIOCRACY?!?!?

Kurama; ^_^;;

Hiei: I can't…the moronic imbecile…

Yusuke: HEY!!! Kuwabara may be rather dumb, but he's a good friend OK?!?!?

AnimeAngel007: Well that's all the questions I see on the review page so yeah…Please take a note that ALL the Yu Yu Hakusho characters are available for questioning…

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO!!! IF I DID I'D BE RICH!!! AND I'M NOT!!! A MONKEY HAS MORE MONEY THAN ME!!! SHEESH!!!