Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ best yu yu comercials never aired ❯ first 7 commercials ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: YokoRieko-san 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.15.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 749 | Visits: 484 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.15.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 749 | Visits: 484 | Status: Work In Progress
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
rieko: *singing & thinking about kurama* ...layd back with ur sexy smile, when u move ur body u just drive me wild, if ur fell’n me better tell me now ‘cuz i want u, i want u. and baby...
yusuke: *pounding door* come on rieko!!! i’ve gotta go!!! geeze, what the hell r u doing in there!!!
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
hiei: *singing in bath tub* ... rubber duckie, ur the one. rubber duckie, ur so fun...
kuwabara: *laughing outside window with video camera* i wounder how much this’ll go for??
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
narrator: a detective...
yusuke: *running around the house* ok who stole my pants?!?!
narrator: a street fighter...
kuwabara: *shaking his fist at an opponent* i’m not a morron, u morron!
narrator: a fire apparition...
hiei: *jumps on table yelling at kuwabara* get that damn kat away from me! (kat is my sister’s name)
narrator: a reformed demon...
kurama: *opens closet doors* which out fit should i wear today?
narrator: a pschic...
genkai: *as yusuke walks in* oh look the idiot’s back.
narrator: Team Urameshi.
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
narrator: it’s wounderful working for koenma inc.
george the ogre: i finished filling those reports for u mr. koenma, sir.
koenma: good. here, fill this form out for me.
george: but koenma sir. i don’t under stand, am i being punished for working hard?
koenma: no, u’r being rewarded with exciting new challenges. *plant on desk grows*
george: koenma sir. why does that plant grow when u say things like that?
koenma: no reason. *plant grows* stop that! any way ogre, ur annual preformance review will reward ur hard work.*plant grows*
yusuke: *walking by koenma’s office* hey kurama, isn’t that the plant u gave koenma this morning?
kurama: yes. i wounder what he’s been feeding it?
(thank u mr. scott adams: author of the cartoon strip Dilbert.)
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
kuronue: *lying on couch* hum... i wounder what’s in the fridge?
rieko: *gets up and walks to kitchen* i’ll go look.
kurama: don’t bother. i threw out all the alcohol this morning.
kuronue: damn!
hiei: Hn. *evil laughter*
kurama: *strange look* hiei, r u ok?
hiei: *holds up 6 pack of new smirinoph twist*
kurama: noooooooo!!!
hiei: *gives alcoholic-goodness to kuronue and rieko*
kuronue: *happy smile* yiipppeeee!!!
rieko: *starts jumping up and down* yay! thanx hiei!
kurama: *passes out on floor*
rieko: u think we went to far?
kuronue: *downs 3 smirinoph* nah!
hiei: *eating sugery-goodness (sweet snow), points and laughs* he snores.
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#6~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Hobbit. brought to you by: Meiou High and Sariashki Junior High.
---cast---
Urameshi Yusuke as Aragorn
Kuwabara Kazuma as Boromir
Minamino Shuuichi as Legolas
Urameshi *wink, wink* Hiei as Gimle
Yukimora Kayko as Arwen
Kuwabara Shizuru as Gladrale
Daiou Koenma as Souron
... the rest of them...
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Win a Vacation to The Grand Crayon... er... Canyon. *cheeziy smile*
kuwabara: *big eyes* WOW! this is great!
echo: this is great!
yusuke: wow! this is neat!
echo: this is neat!
hiei: Hn. this is pointless.
echo: this is pointless.
hiei: *big eyes*
kurama: i’ll admit, this is rather fun.
echo: idiot!
hiei: Hn. you didn’t say that.
yusuke: it was probuly some one else.
echo: dim-wit!
yusuke: HEY!!!
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this little voice in my demented head was saying, “don’t bother with that stupid stuff right now.” but this even louder voice was shouting, “DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!” so, well, u know which one i listen 2. well plz review and gimme some new ideas. oh and guess who was in the canyon. winnerz commercial will be posted first in the next chapter.
rieko: *singing & thinking about kurama* ...layd back with ur sexy smile, when u move ur body u just drive me wild, if ur fell’n me better tell me now ‘cuz i want u, i want u. and baby...
yusuke: *pounding door* come on rieko!!! i’ve gotta go!!! geeze, what the hell r u doing in there!!!
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
hiei: *singing in bath tub* ... rubber duckie, ur the one. rubber duckie, ur so fun...
kuwabara: *laughing outside window with video camera* i wounder how much this’ll go for??
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
narrator: a detective...
yusuke: *running around the house* ok who stole my pants?!?!
narrator: a street fighter...
kuwabara: *shaking his fist at an opponent* i’m not a morron, u morron!
narrator: a fire apparition...
hiei: *jumps on table yelling at kuwabara* get that damn kat away from me! (kat is my sister’s name)
narrator: a reformed demon...
kurama: *opens closet doors* which out fit should i wear today?
narrator: a pschic...
genkai: *as yusuke walks in* oh look the idiot’s back.
narrator: Team Urameshi.
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
narrator: it’s wounderful working for koenma inc.
george the ogre: i finished filling those reports for u mr. koenma, sir.
koenma: good. here, fill this form out for me.
george: but koenma sir. i don’t under stand, am i being punished for working hard?
koenma: no, u’r being rewarded with exciting new challenges. *plant on desk grows*
george: koenma sir. why does that plant grow when u say things like that?
koenma: no reason. *plant grows* stop that! any way ogre, ur annual preformance review will reward ur hard work.*plant grows*
yusuke: *walking by koenma’s office* hey kurama, isn’t that the plant u gave koenma this morning?
kurama: yes. i wounder what he’s been feeding it?
(thank u mr. scott adams: author of the cartoon strip Dilbert.)
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
kuronue: *lying on couch* hum... i wounder what’s in the fridge?
rieko: *gets up and walks to kitchen* i’ll go look.
kurama: don’t bother. i threw out all the alcohol this morning.
kuronue: damn!
hiei: Hn. *evil laughter*
kurama: *strange look* hiei, r u ok?
hiei: *holds up 6 pack of new smirinoph twist*
kurama: noooooooo!!!
hiei: *gives alcoholic-goodness to kuronue and rieko*
kuronue: *happy smile* yiipppeeee!!!
rieko: *starts jumping up and down* yay! thanx hiei!
kurama: *passes out on floor*
rieko: u think we went to far?
kuronue: *downs 3 smirinoph* nah!
hiei: *eating sugery-goodness (sweet snow), points and laughs* he snores.
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#6~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Hobbit. brought to you by: Meiou High and Sariashki Junior High.
---cast---
Urameshi Yusuke as Aragorn
Kuwabara Kazuma as Boromir
Minamino Shuuichi as Legolas
Urameshi *wink, wink* Hiei as Gimle
Yukimora Kayko as Arwen
Kuwabara Shizuru as Gladrale
Daiou Koenma as Souron
... the rest of them...
~~~~~~~~~~COMMERCIAL#7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Win a Vacation to The Grand Crayon... er... Canyon. *cheeziy smile*
kuwabara: *big eyes* WOW! this is great!
echo: this is great!
yusuke: wow! this is neat!
echo: this is neat!
hiei: Hn. this is pointless.
echo: this is pointless.
hiei: *big eyes*
kurama: i’ll admit, this is rather fun.
echo: idiot!
hiei: Hn. you didn’t say that.
yusuke: it was probuly some one else.
echo: dim-wit!
yusuke: HEY!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
this little voice in my demented head was saying, “don’t bother with that stupid stuff right now.” but this even louder voice was shouting, “DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!” so, well, u know which one i listen 2. well plz review and gimme some new ideas. oh and guess who was in the canyon. winnerz commercial will be posted first in the next chapter.