Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Disney Karaoke ❯ I Won't Grow Up ( Chapter 5 )

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Yusuke: Haven't we already had this conversation?

Ddc: ummmmmmmm what conversation?

Yusuke: YOU DON'T YYH OR DISNEY!!!!

Ddc: You're no fun. *crosses arms and pouts *

Summary: Well, I got another chapter up!!! Woohoo go me! ^_^ well, I must say, I've been getting so many reviews for this fic! 26 so far! It's a new record for me! ^_^ please send more! I luv them all! And for Koritsune Dragonrider, I promise there will be a Jin and Touya duet soon!!!! But I have to do at least Koenma's solo first! Then I promise I promise I promise I'll put up a Jin and Touya duet!!! Ok then, on with the fic!!! ^_~

Koenma: -_- just spit it our Kuwabara!!!

Kuwabara: Aww but it's so much fun to piss you off.

Koenma: Grrrrrrr >_<

Kuwabara: Hey I think you should have done the Tigger song! You do the "grrr" part perfectly! I say you do that song!!!

Kurama: No, we want a different song. We don't want the memory of you singing the Tigger song to be spoiled by the toddler.

Koenma: EXCUSE ME!!! I'M NOT A TODDLER!!!!!

Yusuke: Oh really? Then how come you look like one?

Koenma: *sees he's in toddler form * grrrrr POOF *goes into teenage form * There. I'm not a toddler anymore.

*outside *

Botan: Oooooooo Koenma's looking hot today *drools *

Koto: You're betraying us.

Botan: No I'm not.

Karasu: Yes you are.

Kuronue: You're drooling over Koenma, not Kurama.

Botan: No, I was drooling over Kurama.

Yomi: Then how come you said "ooo Koenma's looking hot today" and then you start drooling?

Botan: ^_^;;;;; I didn't say that! I said "Oooo KURAMA'S looking hot today" ^_^;;;;;

Karasu: -_-;;;;; you're hopeless.

Botan: Yup I know ^_^

*inside again *

Koenma: *sees Botan drooling * That's so gross. Can't we close the curtains again?

Hiei: Nope, we like the curtains open.

Touya: *mumbles * more like they like the attention.

Kurama: What was that Touya? You say something?

Touya: *shakes head * nope you're hearing things Kurama. *mummers to Jin * Vain fox and fire demon.

Hiei and Kurama: You know we can hear you right?

Touya: oops. ^_^;;;;;;;

Hiei: And yes, we are vain.

Kurama: And proud of it!

Hiei and Kurama: *flash peace signs while confetti flies through air *

Everyone: *anime fall *

Hiei and Kurama: ^_^

Hiei: That was fun. Can we do that again and see if they fall through the floor?

Kurama: No, lets save it for later.

Hiei: Ok.

Yusuke: *getting up * Please don't ever do that again.

Kuwabara: Yeah, really. That was creepy.

Kurama and Hiei: Awww but it's so much fun!

Koenma: And please don't speak at the same time. That's creepy too. It's like your identical twins or something.

Kuwabara: Pinky swear that you'll never do that again!

Hiei and Kurama: Ok!

Kuwabara Hiei and Kurama: *pinky swear *

Hiei: Ewwwwwwwwwww Kuwabara your pinky's all sweaty. Gross

Kuwabara: ^_^;;;;;;

Jin: Oi, we almost forgot! Koenma's still gotta sing his song!

Yusuke: Oh yeah!!! Kuwabara, you gotta tell us what the song is!

Kuwabara: Nope I can't tell. It's a secret.

Yusuke: HEY!!! THAT'S MY LINE!!!!

Kuwabara: Not anymore!!! Muhahahahahahaahahaha!!!

Koenma: HEY!!!! THAT'S MY EVIL LAUGH!!!!!!!

Kuwabara: Nope it's mine! *flashes peace sign as confetti flies through air *

Hiei and Kurama: HEY!!! THAT'S OUR PEACE SIGN AND CONFETTI!!!!

Fanclubs: *shout through window * OURS TOO!!!!

Hiei: KILL THE BAKA!!!!!

Koenma: ATTACK KUWABAKA!!!!

Yusuke: LETS BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!!!

Kurama: CUT OFF HIS HAIR!!!!!

Everyone: *anime fall and sweat drop*

Kurama: ^_^;;;;;;;

Kuwabara: Oooo what a horrible threat Kurama. Cut off my hair?!!?!?!

Kurama: Yup you know it.

Yusuke: -_-;;;;;;; best leave the threats to us Kurama. Anyway, ATTACK!!!!!!

Everyone except Jin and Touya: *beat up Kuwabara for stealing their lines and laughs and posses *

Jin and Touya: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Jin: Well, this is a very entertaining show.

Touya: I agree. You want some popcorn?

Jin: Yup!!! ^_^

Touya: *goes into kitchen and makes popcorn *

Everyone: *still beating up Kuwabara *

Hiei: Muhahahahahaha!!! Kurama!!! Break his arm!!!

Kurama: Ok love! ^_^

Touya: *comes back 10 minutes with a bowl of popcorn * They're still at it?

Jin: Yup.

Touya and Jin: *Touya sits in Jin's lap floating in air eating popcorn watching fight *

*20 minutes later *

Yusuke: *wipes sweat off forehead * Well that was fun.

Koenma: Wow I never knew I could break an arm!

Hiei: Hn.

Kurama: I enjoyed myself immensely. How about you guys?

Yusuke Koenma and Hiei: Yup

Karasu: Well, since you enjoyed that so much, how bout you come with us into the main bedroom and have some more fun, Kurama?

Mukuro: Yeah, and Hiei, you can come with us into the guest bedroom.

Hiei and Kurama: *see that the fanclubs are no longer outside * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS GET IN HERE?!?!!?!?!?!?!

Koto: Tsk tsk Kurama, no swearing.

Kuronue: *runs finger up Kurama's chest * Come join us in the bedroom Kurama. You know you want too.

Hiei: *steam comes from body * NO HE DOESN'T!!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

Bui: *hugs Hiei from behind * Come with us Hiei, it'll be fun.

Hiei: 0_0

Kurama: -_- thanks Hiei.

Yomi: *grabs Kurama's waist * Come on Kurama.

Kurama: 0_0

Yusuke: *rolls eyes * Way to be cool guys. OK YOU FREAKS! GET OUT OF HERE!!! THIS IS A REKAI TANTEI ONLY PARTY!!!

Botan: Oooo goody goody I can stay!

Yusuke: -_- MEN ONLY!!!

Botan: *pouts * Hmph fine!

Karasu: Hey Jin and Touya aren't Rekai Tantei.

Yusuke: Uh yeah they are. They're a special secret team. Now SHOO!!!! *shoves Fanclubs out the door *

Fanclubs: Awwwwwww

Yusuke: Your welcome you guys.

Hiei and Kurama: @_@

Hiei: I've been violated @_@

Kurama: I've been molested @_@

Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;;

Koenma: You know I still haven't sung my song yet.

Kuwabara: *bloody pile on ground * oops. Hhehehehehehe you're singing I won't Grow Up from Peter Pan.

Koenma: Ooooo fun fun fun *jumps up and down clapping hands *

Yusuke: 0_0 I never thought I'd see Koenma do that, much less in his TEENAGE form!

Touya: I'm scarred for life 0_0

Jin: *has fainted in shock * x_x

Touya: Uh oh

Jin and Touya: *crash onto couch cus Jin's no longer conscious *

Yusuke: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Ok Koenma, stop scaring everyone and sing your song. We'll be your class.

Koenma: Ok. Heheheheheheheehehe this is going to be so much fun!

Yusuke: -_- just start the song.

Koenma: *looks at everyone * OK I'M GOING TO START!!

Yusuke: *sitting cross legged on the ground waiting for Koenma to start *

Kuwabara: *bloody pile on ground *

Touya and Jin: *unconscious from the fall onto the couch *

Hiei and Kurama: *still in shock from the rabid fanclub attack * @_@ @_@

Koenma: grrrrrr *shouts * EVERYONE WAKE UP AND PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!

Jin and Touya: *wake up * Huh no thank you we've had enough pie for now thanks *pass out again * x_x x_x

Kurama and Hiei: *mumbling * We've been violated @_@

Kuwabara: I'm paying attention!!!

Yusuke: So am I!!!!

Koenma: Ok then make the others wake up!!!

Yusuke: I don't think that's possible.

Koenma: Fine. I'm starting now whether they're paying attention or not!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Finally.

Koenma: Shut up. *starts singing * Are you ready for today's lesson?

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Yes Peter!

Koenma: Listen to your teacher. Repeat after me: I won't grow up!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: I won't grow up!

Koenma: I don't want to go to school!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: I don't want to go to school!

Koenma: Just to learn to be a parrot,

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Just to learn to be a parrot

Koenma: And recite a silly rule

Yusuke and Kuwabara: And recite a silly rule

Koenma: If growing up means

It would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree

I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up

Not me!

Not I!

Not me!

Not me!

I won't grow up

Yusuke and Kuwabara: I won't grow up!

Koenma: I don't want to wear a tie!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: I don't want to wear a tie!

Koenma: And a serious expression

Yusuke and Kuwabara: And a serious expression

Koenma: In the middle of July

Yusuke and Kuwabara: In the middle of July

Koenma: And if it means I must prepare

To shoulder burdens with a worried air

I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up

Not me!

Not I!

Not me!

So there!

Never gonna be a man

I won't!

Like to see somebody try and make me

Anyone who wants to try and make me turn into a man

Catch me if you can!

I won't grow up.

Not a penny will I pinch.

I will never grow a mustache,

Or a fraction of an inch

Cus growing up is awfuller

Than all the awful things that ever were.

I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up,

No sir,

Not I!

Not me!

So there!

I won't grow up!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: I won't grow up!

Koenma: I will never even try!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: I will never even try!

Koenma: I will do what Peter tells me

Yusuke and Kuwabara: I will do what Peter tells me

Koenma: And I'll never ask him why

Yusuke and Kuwabara: And I'll never ask him why.

Koenma: We won't grow up!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: We won't grow up!

Koenma: We will never grow a day!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: We will never grow a day!

Koenma: And if someone tries to make it

Yusuke and Kuwabara: And if someone tries to make it

Koenma: We will simply run away!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: We will simply run away!

Koenma: I won't grow up!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: I won't grow up!

Koenma: No, I promise that I won't!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: No, I promise that I won't!

Koenma: I will stay a boy forever

Yusuke and Kuwabara: I will stay a boy forever

Koenma: And be banished if I don't!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: And be banished if I don't!

Koenma: And Never Land will always be

The home of beauty and joy

And neverty

I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up

Not me!

Not me!

Not me!

Not me!

No sir!

Not me!

Koenma: Oh yeah, I rock. *tries to air guitar while jumping up and down *

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *anime fall *

Kurama and Hiei: *wake up from stupor * Huh? What happened?

Yusuke: You missed Koenma's song.

Kurama and Hiei: Awwwwww oh well. *start making out *

Kuwabara: AHHHHH NOT AGAIN!!!! *covers eyes* MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!!!!!

Yusuke: -_-;;;;; "you're poor virgin eyes"?!?!!?!?!?!!? YOUR POOR VIRGIN EYES?!?!!?!?!!?!?!!?!!? YOU LOOK AT HENTAI!!!!!!

Kuwabara: BUT THIS IS MUCH WORSE THAN THAT!!!!

Yusuke: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Jin and Touya: *wake up *

Jin: Stop yelling your overgrown tree monkey!!!

Touya: Yeah!

Jin and Touya: *start making out *

Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! * faints * x_x

Hiei Kurama Jin and Touya: *stop making out *

Hiei and Kurama: *high five each other * Oh yeah we rock.

Jin and Touya: *high five each other too * That worked better than we thought

Yusuke: Huh?????

Hiei and Kurama: We were trying to make him faint so we don't have to talk to him.

Jin and Touya: Yup.

Kuwabara: *wakes up * What planet am I on?

Hiei: Uh oh

Kurama: He's up

Touya: Time to

Jin: Kick it up a notch.

Hiei Kurama Jin and Touya: *flash peace signs as confetti flies through air *

Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *faints * x_x

Yusuke and Koenma: AHHHHHH!!!!!

Yusuke: You pinky swore!!!!

Jin and Touya: We didn't

Hiei and Kurama: Besides, we had out toes crossed

Koenma and Yusuke: *anime fall *

*outside *

Kuronue: That's our fox, always tricking everyone else.

Karasu: No not our fox, MY fox!

Yomi: Who said he was YOURS?!?!?! He's mine!!

Botan: No he's mine!

Koto: No you have Koenma

Botan: Oh yeah

Koto: HE'S MINE!!!

Kuronue: NO HE'S MINE!!!!

Kurama fanclub: *start beating each other up in anime dust cloud *

Mukuro and Bui: ^_^;;;;;;;

Mukuro: I think we should share Hiei.

Bui: I agree.

Mukuro: But I get his lower body ^_^

Bui: No!!! I WANT THAT HALF!!!

Mukuro: HELL NO!!!!!

Mukuro and Bui: *beat each other up in another anime dust cloud *

*inside *

Kurama and Hiei: *look at fanclubs fighting * 0_0;;;;;;;

Koenma: Ok I get to pick now! I get to pick now!!

Yusuke: Ok your royal pain in the toddler ass, pick!

Koenma: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Ok I pick……

Darkdemonchild: Wow this is a really long chapter. ^_^;;;; I didn't mean for it to be this long!!! Oh well, the longer the better right? ^_^ well, review review review! And tell me who should go next! Now I gotta go write up a goddamn review on a charles dickens documentary. >_< oh well, ddc out ^_~