Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Disney Karaoke ❯ Arabian Nights ( Chapter 9 )

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Kuri: Uh oh what now

Ddc: Nothing.

Kuri: No *points at Kuwabara * THAT'S nothing. You snickering evilly in a dark corner is something.

Ddc: Oh just plotting how I can own yu yu hakusho. Hmmm lets see first storm the court building then threaten to cut out the judge's heart with a rusty spoon and force the court to let me own it. Sounds good?

Kuri: I'm not even going to bother answering that. -_-;;;

Summary: Tehehehehe I don't care what Kuri says it's a brilliant plan! And anyway, wouldn't it be so cool if I owned yyh? Cus then I could make them ACTUALLY sing Disney songs on the tv show! Wouldn't that be super nifty? ^_^;;; ok I need to stop copying Jin. Anyway, NEW CHAPTER! Woohoo go me! Weeeeeee this fic is fun to write! I luv it! Ooo now I gotta go pick out from my Patriots beanie the next victim! GO PATRIOTS!!! PATRIOTS ROCK!!!!! Oh yeha my home town won the superbowl! Woohoo!!!!! I'm so proud of them ^_^ and Tom Brady is a damn sexy qb. ^_^ seriously! If you don't believe me look him up on the net! He's so hot for a qb ^_^

Yusuke: WOOHOO! MY TURN TO PICK!!!

Kurama: *says in a bored voice * Oh no we're all gonna die run for your lives everyone.

Yusuke: HEY! Is that any way to talk to your team leader? As well as the man who has the fate of the next karaoke victim in the palm of his hand?

Kurama: Actually, I could care less that you're my "team leader" considering I don't have to follow your orders if I don't want to, and the fate of the next victim isn't in you hand, it's in your head. Like ALD! And besides, if you pick me and try to humiliate me Hiei and my fanclub will feed you to the man eating flies that live in Kuwabara's room.

Yusuke: Huh? What's ALD?

Kuwabara: I DON'T HAVE MAN EATING FLIES IN MY ROOM!!

Kurama: Really, there were some in there a few minutes ago.

Kuwabara: Really?!?! *runs off to go check *

Kurama: Tehehehehehe *Fox ears poke out of head *

Hiei: Uh oh, Kurama's foxy side is showing.

Kuwabara: *runs back in * THERE AREN'T ANY MAN-EATING FLIES IN MY ROOM!!!

Kurama: *cat face with fox ears * Oops my mistake. You know we foxes tend to go a little, how do you say, Foxy sometimes and imagine stuff.

Hiei: *pokes fox ears * Nice transformation Kurama. A cat and a fox at once.

Kurama: I'm more of a fox than a cat my love *makes out with Hiei *

Kuwabara: AHHH NOT AGAIN!!!!!! *stuffs eyes with dirty socks again *

Touya: That's so gross. Do you ever do the laundry?

Kuwabara: OF COURSE I DO THE LAUNDRY!!!!

Yusuke: Then how come none of your socks are ever clean? And if I remember correctly that one time we saw you in your underwear there were some pretty big stains on them.

Kuwabara: *blushing * THAT'S NOT FUNNY! I just….had a problem that day that's all.

Kurama and Hiei: *stop making out *

Kurama: Why is Kuwabara blushing?

Yusuke: Oh I was just remembering that there was a big stain on his underwear when we saw him that one time in em. Hey wait a second that was in the front too!

Hiei: *clocks turning in his head *

Kurama: Wait you didn't….

Hiei: *light bulb lights up over head *

Jin: *wakes up * Hey how come shorty's got a light bulb over his head?

Touya: Because he's realized that Kuwabara was having bad thoughts about his sister.

Hiei: *steam coming from ears * YOU…………….

Yusuke: *rolling around laughing * hahahaha Kuwabara! You were playing with yourself in the dungeon weren't you!!!! *rolls and hits potted tree * owww my head @_@

Kurama: Uh oh. *runs behind couch *

Kuwabara: *gulps * What'd I do wrong?

Hiei: *stalks toward Kuwabara with his hands balled up into fists * I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!

Kuwabara: AHH!!!! WHAT'D I DO?!?!?!?!

Hiei: *beats up Kuwabara in giant anime dust cloud *

Kurama: *comes out from behind couch * Whew he didn't unleash his dragon. I thought for sure he was going to

Koenma: *waking up * Oooo look at all the pretty little Botan's flying around my head!

Everyone: *anime fall *

*outside *

Botan: WEEEE!!!! KOENMA LIKES ME!!!!

Kurama fanclub: -_-;;;;

Kuronue: OK YOU'RE OUT OF THE CLUB BOTAN!

Botan: OK! I'll start my OWN club! The Koenma fanclub! Weeeeeee!!!!

Kurama fanclub: *anime fall *

Mukuro: Who would have thought the baby would get his own fanclub

Bui: At this rate there's going to be a fanclub for every person in that room.

Ruka: *muffled shrieks * Help! Mphf ME! Mph mph mph PLEASE! Mphf

Karasu: *turns around and immediately turns back to window * AH! YOMI! PLEASE HAVE SOME DECENCY!!!

Yomi: NEVER!!!! Muhahahahahah!!!!!

Koto: I don't even want to know what they're doing up there.

Karasu: Trust me, you're right you don't wanna know.

*inside *

Touya: *looks outside into tree * AH! MY EYES!!

Jin: *looks into tree * 0_0 I never knew you could do that like THAT!

Kurama: *muttering * Must not look will remain strong must not look will remain strong must not look will remain strong *looks * AHHH!!!!! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!

Hiei: *looks * *smirk * Hn that's a pretty good idea I think I'll use that on my fox

Kurama: MEEP!!!! *scared look *

Yusuke Kuwabara and Koenma: *look * AHH!!!! *faint * x_x x_x x_x

Jin: *kicks Yusuke * Yo Urameshi! I want more skittles!

Yusuke: *wakes up * Hell no! No sugar for the crazy flying leprachon!

Kurama: *yawns * I'm bored. Pick someone already Yusuke

Yusuke: Oh YOUR bored. You should have been me when you and Hiei were making out for hours on end. THEN you'd be bored.

Hiei: Are you saying that you want to make out with me?!!?!?!

Yusuke: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Hiei: *disgusted look * Sorry Yusuke you're not my type. That's just wrong bleck

Kurama: *hugs Hiei from behind * Yeah so don't hit on my fire baby. *makes out with Hiei *

Touya: *snickers* looks like those two aren't bored anymore.

Yusuke: Awww now I'm bored! OK! I'll say who's going next

Hiei and Kurama: *stop making out * YAY!

Yusuke: *anime fall * You mean you PURPOSELY did that?!?!

Hiei and Kurama: Yup! *flash peace signs as confetti flies through air *

Everyone: *anime fall *

Hiei: *points at Yusuke * HAHA!!! HE WENT THROUGH THE FLOOR!!!!

Botan: *through window glass * NOW WHO'S THE WANNABE MOLE!!!

Koenma: *gets up to see Botan's wearing a "I love Koenma" T-shirt * *anime fall again *

Yusuke: *crawls out of hole in the floor * Ok being a mole is NOT fun. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Touya's going and he's singing Arabian Nights.

Touya: WHAT?!?!?! WHY ME?!?! WHY ARABIAN NIGHTS?!?!?!

Yusuke: Because you're right next to me and your hair looks like a turban.

Touya: Oh. I guess that makes sense then.

Kuwabara: Ok then! Hop to it! Sing! Sing! Sing! We want you to SING!

Hiei: Shut up baka muy grande.

Kuwabara: Would you PLEASE stop speaking Spanish?

Hiei: No! No hablo ingles o japones! Solo hablo espanol!

Kurama: Si! Solo hablamos espanol!

Hiei: Kurama! Quiero tu!

Kurama: *blush * Quiero tu tambien

Kuwabara: Huh?

Koenma: I don't know I don't speak Spanish.

Kurama: -_-;;; ellos son muy idiotas.

Kuwabara: HEY I UNDERSTOOD THAT PART!!! I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!!

Hiei: Si, tu eres un idiota MUY GRANDE! Y un BAKA MUY GRANDE TAMBIEN!

Jin: Can we stop all the Spanish?! I wanna hear icy sing!

Yusuke: SI! Ustedes no puedo hablar espanol mas.

Hiei and Kurama: *anime fall * YOU SPEAK SPANISH?!?!?!

Yusuke: Hehehehe yup ^_^ *hides translator behind back *

Kuwabara: START THE DAMN SONG ALREADY!!!!

*lights go low *

Touya: *pulls an Arabian accent * Oh I come from a land

From a faraway place

Where the caravan camels roam

Where they cut off your ear

If they don't like your face

It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

Hiei: *snickers * Oh I guess Kuwabara's gonna be earless. Why can't we live there instead of this stupid place?

Kuwabara: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!

Yusuke: *whops him on the head with a mallet * SHUT UP!

Kurama: *stuffs poison oak leaves in Kuwabara's mouth * That should keep him preoccupied for a while

Kuwabara: MEEP!!!! *tries to scratch his mouth but ends up biting his tongue *

Jin: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!! *stares at Touya with heart eyes *

Touya: When the wind's from the east

And the sun's from the west

And the sand in the glass is right

Come on down

*gestures to Jin suggestively * Stop on by

Hop on a carpet and fly

Jin: *mutters * I don't need a stinkin carpet I can fly by myself

Kurama: Do you want some poison oak leaves in YOUR mouth too?

Jin: *wide eyes * Meep! No!

Hiei and Kurama: THEN SHUT UP!

Touya: To another Arabian night!

Arabian Nights

Like Arabian days

More often than not

Are hotter than hot

In a lot of good ways

Kurama: *snickers * I doubt those days are hotter than a certain fire demon I know *winks at Hiei *

Hiei: *blushes *

Jin: SHUSH!!!

Touya: Arabian nights

Beneath Arabian moons

A fool off his guard

Could fall and fall hard

Out there on the dunes

*Music dwindles away *

Jin: *heart eyes *

Kurama: *making out with Hiei again *

Yusuke: Man Touya where did you learn to do that Arabian accent?

Touya: My dad was Arabian

Kuwabara: But…..isn't Arabia in the Middle East?

Touya: Yup

Kuwabara: And….isn't it HOT there?

Touya: Duh. Weren't you listening to the song!?!?! I just said "Like Arabian days more often than not are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways!"

Kuwabara: Then how come you're an ice demon?!?!

Touya: Ummmm………. My mom was from Antartica?

Kuwabara: Oh that explains a lot

Yusuke: -_- he was lying you know that right

Kuwabara: You were?!?!

Touya: DUH! I'm a DEMON not a human!!!!!!

Kuwabara: whaaa I'm so confused now!!!!!!

Everyone: -_-;;;;

Koenma: Remind me again why I let that idiot fight for me

Yusuke: I'd like to know that too

Touya: *whispers to Jin * You know, I meant what I said when I said it's hotter than hot in a lot of good ways.

Jin: *blush * Where's Arabia again?

Touya: Oh only about ten thousand miles to the West of here.

Jin: Then what are we waiting for? Lets go! *picks up Touya and flies out door *

Yusuke: *runs to door * HEY WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?!?!?!

Jin: *calling back * ARABIA! WHERE ELSE?! SEE YOU GUYS LATER! *disappear in the distance *

Everyone: *anime fall *

Reisho: *running after the flying demons * WAIT! MY BELOVED ICICLE!!!!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!!!

Ruka: HEY!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yomi: Oh no you're staying RIGHT here with me ^_^

Ruka: Whaaaaaaaa T_T

Kuwabara: Um……..I guess its now just us five huh.

Hiei and Kurama: *stop making out *

Hiei: Jeez when did you figure that out?

Kuwabara: SHUT UP MIDGET! At least I don't make out with Kurama every five seconds

Kurama: *cringes * Thank Inari I make out with Hiei instead of you. If I had to make out with you every five seconds I'd have to spend to five second rest periods to wash out my mouth instead of breathing.

Kuwabara: IS THAT AN INSULT?!?!?

Koenma: Good job Kuwabara you actually figured out that Kurama insulted you.

Yusuke: OH NO!

Hiei: What?

Yusuke: TOUYA! He was supposed to choose who goes next!

Ddc: *appears * HELLO! The almighty ME has the answer! Everyone write your names on pieces of paper, and throw em in Koenma's weird dome hat thingy and then whoever's name gets pulled out goes next! Woohoo I rock *disappears *

Yusuke: You know that girl is really weird.

Hiei: NO SHE ISNT!

Kurama: YEAH! SHE'S LOCKING US IN A SUITCASE!

Yusuke: As I said, weird.

Koenma: WEIRD DOME HATE THINGY?!?!?! THAT'S A VERY STYLISH REKAI HAT!!!!

Yusuke: No she's right. It's a weird dome hat thingy. Ok everyone lets do what the weird girl says

Everyone: *writes names on papers and stuffs em in hat *

Yusuke: Ok since I was the last person here to go, I'll pick the paper. *pulls out sheet of paper *

Darkdemonchild: Yay! Another chapter done! I'm so proud. Hahahahaha!!! Old kai!!! *does old kai from dbz impression * woo woo woo ooo woo ooo. Tehehehehehehehe go old kai! Don't break ur hip though! ^_^;;;;; ok enough trying to dance. That was so much fun though ^_^ ooo dragonball! I hope they show Crane!!!! Hahahahahahaha Hiei's voice actor does CRANE! THE OLD GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL!!!!!! Tehehehehe he's kind of cute when he's younger though ^_^ ok ok ok I'm done. Anyway, I'M SORRY I TOOK JIN AND TOUYA OUT OF THE FIC!!!!!! I just got the idea and since I need to wind down this fic, I decided to go with it. ^_^;;; so don't eat me! I'm to young to be eaten!!!!!