Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Disney Karaoke ❯ Can you feel the Love Tonight ( Chapter 12 )

Disclaimer: Trust me you don't want me to own yu yu hakusho or Disney.

Kuri: *shivers* oh man if you owned Disney those poor kids would be scarred for life!

Ddc: Oh you mean like YOU SCARRED ME FOR LIFE WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE USES OF CHICKEN DRUMSTICKS?!!?!?!?

Kuri: Yup ^_^ hey don't you agree with me that that's a very good use for one?

Ddc: NO! For one thing that would hurt like hell.

Kuri: -_-;;; spoil sport.

Summary: ok trust me on this one. You DON'T wanna know what Kuri told me. ^_^;;; ok well anyway, IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER!!!!!!!!! *bursts into tears * Whaaaaaa I can't believe it's done! ;_; well, it's technically not DONE cus I haven't written it yet, but still. The concept is killing me! Oh yeah, and I decided that I'm gonna risk getting this story taken off and post this on fanfiction.net again! Cus I know that people there liked this fic a lot, so I'll be nice ^_^ well, yeah, nuf said. ON WITH THE FICCY!

*afterthought * CAIN AND SHIDO FROM NIGHTWALKER ARE DAMN SEXY VAMPIRES! ^_^;;; ok I had to get that out of my system.

Hiei: *grabs cd case * Oooo this one looks good.

Kurama: *looks over Hiei's shoulder * Which one?

Hiei: *points at song title * That one.

Kurama: 0_0

Kuwabara: What is it Kurama?

Kurama: Let me see that case. *turns case over * Oh that explains it. This is the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack. Ok where'd the Disney case go!?!?!

Yusuke: Oh oops here it is ^_^;;;

Hiei: What were you doing with it?!?!?!

Yusuke: Eating it

Hiei: -_- seriously.

Yusuke: Giving it to them *points to couch *

Purple haired guy and blonde hair guy: *making out on couch *

Blonde: Oo Shido. Now will you return to me?

Shido: Maaayyybbbeeeeee. ^_^ Ok sure Cain I'll come back. ^_^

Cain: YAY!!!! ^_^

Everyone: *anime fall*

Kuwabara: WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM!?!?!?!

*Ddc and Kris appear *

Ddc: Oops wrong fic!!! ^_^;;;; *grabs Cain and Shido * Ah my two favorite bishie vamps. Come on we're going.

Kris: Can I have fun with them NOW?!?!?!

Ddc: No you got yoko and kenshin and sano. Besides I dibbed these two last night.

Kris: Awwww *pouts*

Ddc: Lemon lollipops

Kris: HAHAHAHAH!!!! *rolling on the floor laughing her ass off *

Ddc: ^_^ ok time to go *grabs Kris and disappears with vampires *

Koenma: Ok that was weird.

Kurama: HEY!!! THAT GUY WAS COPYING MY FOX SIDE!!!!!

Yusuke: How so?

Kurama: -_-;;; you dumbass, he had long purplish hair and gold eyes! Yoko=long purplish hair and gold eyes!

Hiei: Awww it's ok kitsune. You're still prettier. *makes out with Kurama *

Kuwabara: AH!!!!!

*outside *

Karasu: *steam coming from ears * THAT GUY COPIED MY BLONDE FORM!!!!! *looks at Kuronue * Can I please kill him?!

Ddc: *appears behind Karasu * You kill him I kill you. Now pipe down. *disappears *

Kuronue: Ok that's really creepy. I wish she didn't do that

Kris: *appears behind Karasu and Kuronue * CUTIES!!!! *jumps both *

Kuronue and Karasu: AHHHHH!!!!!

Mukuro: *points and laughs * Hahahaa suckers

Bui: *scratches head * Hey how'd you get out of the tree?

Mukuro: I've been out of the tree for a while. Yomi liked Ruka better.

Ruka: Whaaaaaaa T_T

Yomi: Weeeeee this is fun. ^_^

Botan: Ooooo lemon lollipops *eats one * oooooo *goes all swirly eyed * Oh look! Koenma! *looks at Mukuro *

Ogre: Um I don't think that's Koenma

Botan: @_@ shaddup Ogre ya don't know whatda talkin' about

Mukuro: *covering eyes from Yomi and doesn't notice Botan *

Botan: KOENMA!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! *jumps Mukuro and starts raping her *

Mukuro: AHH!!! WHY THE HELL AM I BEING RAPED ALL THE TIME?!?!?!?!?

Botan: Why Koenma did you have a sex change? You sound so feminine. Oh well! ^_^

Mukuro: WHAAAAA NOT AGAIN!!

Fanclubs: 0_0

*inside *

Hiei and Kurama: *look outside to see Karasu and Kuronue being jumped by red haired girl from before and Mukuro being raped by Botan * 0_0

Koenma: OH MY GOD BOTAN IS RAPING MUKURO!!!!! GOD HELP US! Oh wait, I'm a god. ^_^;;;; ok then, um, SOMEBODY HELP US!!!

Kuwabara: 0_0 and I thought guys making out was scary

Yusuke: WOOHOO GO BOTAN!!!!

Everyone: *anime fall *

Kuwabara: I never knew you were that perverted Yusuke

Yusuke: ^_^ I'm shameless and proud of it!

Hiei: *rolls eyes * Baka.

Yusuke: Hey why aren't I baka muy grande like Kuwabara?

Hiei: No that phrase is reserved for him

Kuwabara: YAY! I FEEL SO SPECIAL!!! *does happy chicken dance *

Kris: *sees chicken dance through window * AH!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!! *disappears *

Kuwabara: Eh?

Koenma: Whatever. Hiei what are we singing!!

Hiei: *looks at case * Hey Fox! What about this one?

Kurama: ooo that'd be a good one.

Koenma: What is it?

Hiei: Who sings what part?

Kurama: Hmmm I think you should sing that part and I'll sing that part and the other's these parts

Kuwabara: Who sings what part?!?

Yusuke: What song?!?!?!

Hiei: Nah I think Kuwabra should sing that part and the baka that part and the toddler that part.

Koenma Kuwabara and Yusuke: WHAT'S THE FRICKING SONG?!?!?!?!

Hiei and Kurama: ^_^

Hiei: Jeez so pushy. Can you feel the love tonight. Obviously.

Yusuke: -_-;;; go figure. Hiei always picks mushy songs.

Hiei: That's so not true! I picked hakuna matata!

Yusuke: Exactly. Mushy songs

Kurama: How is a song about relaxing and a warthog smelling bad mushy?

Yusuke: It just is ok!?!?!?!

Kurama: -_- whatever

Kuwabara: Ok lets sing it! Who sings what?

Hiei: I'm Simba cus I've got the deepest voice. Kurama's Nala cus he's got the girliest voice, and you two are the same characters as you were in Hakuna Matata

Koenma: HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!

Kurama: You're in the chorus with Yusuke and Kuwabara

Koenma: Oh ok! ^_^

Hiei: -_- can we start now!?!?!?!

*lights go down low *

Yusuke: I can see what's happ'ning

Kuwabara: What?

Yusuke: And they don't have a clue!

Kuwabara: *looks around * Who?

Yusuke: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line. Our trio's down to two. *sad face *

Kuwabara: Oh *sad face *

Yusuke: The sweet caress of the twilight

There's magic everwhere

And with all this romantic atmosphere

Disaster's in the air

Koenma Kuwabara and Yusuke: Can you feel the love tonight?

The peace the evening brings

The world, for once, in perfect harmony

With all its living things

*outside *

Yusuke Fanclub: 0_,0

Kieko: He has such a dreamy voice *sighs *

Yusuke: *winks at Kieko *

Kieko: *faints *

*inside *

Hiei: *grins then looks sad * So many things to tell her

But how to make her see

The truth about my past? Impossible!

She'd turn away from me

Kurama: *grinning too * He's holding back, he's hiding

But what, I can't decide

Why won't he be the king I know he is

The king I see inside?

All five: Can you feel the love tonight?

You needn't look too far

Stealing through the night's uncertainties

Love is where they are

Hiei and Kurama: *fall onto couch and start making out *

Kuwabara: *tries to keep from screaming *

Yusuke: *tries to sound sad but fails miserably *And if he falls in love tonight

It can be assumed

His carefree days with us are history

In short, our pal is doomed

*music dwindles away *

Yusuke: Woohoo that rocked! Didn't it you guys?

Kuwabara: *gagging again *

Koenma: *waving at Ogre through window *

Hiei and Kurama: *still making out on the couch *

Yusuke: -_-;;;;

*outside *

Everyone except for Botan and Mukuro who have disappeared: *sobbing *

Karasu: That was so beautiful!

Bui: Hiei is so good as a soloist!

Kieko: Yusuke winked at me! Did you see it?!?!

Shizuru: 0_,0 Yusuke's voice is so pretty!

Ogre: Ooooo looky! Koenma's waving at me!

Kuronue: *looks at tree * Hey where'd Yomi go?

Karasu: Uh oh. YOMI'S ON THE LOOSE!!! EVERYBODY RUN AWAY!!!!!

Bui: Why?

Yomi: *jumps off of roof and starts raping Kuronue *

Karasu: THAT'S WHY! RUN!!!!!

Fanclubs except for Kuronue: *run away *

Hiei: *looks up from making out with Kurama on the couch * Hey where'd the fanclubs go?

Kurama: I only see Kuronue. Oo *turns yoko *

Yoko: Oooo ^_^

Kuwabara: AH! *shuts curtains *

Yusuke: 0_0 why was Kuronue naked?

Everyone: *hear thuds on the roof *

Yoko: *hugs Hiei * I'm scared!

Yusuke: *rolls eyes * You're pathetic Yoko you know that right?

Yoko: Shut up. I bet Yomi's on the loose again

Kuwabara: How is that a bad thing?

Yoko: Trust me. It's a bad thing.

Koenma: Why…..

Yomi: *crashes through window Marine style * RAWR!!!!

Everyone: AHH!!!! *run around room in circles *

Yomi: RAWR *jumps on Koenma *

Koenma: AHHH!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!

Yomi: *rapes Koenma *

Kuwabara: QUICK! TO THE DOOR!!

Everyone: *runs to the door *

Yusuke: *tries to open door * DAMN IT! IT'S LOCKED!

Yomi: *peeks around doorway * PEAK A BOO! I SEE YOU! *jumps Kuwabara *

Yusuke Hiei and Yoko: AHHHH!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!! *run upstairs *

Yusuke: Come on you guys, we've gotta find a way out before that freak catches us!

Yomi: *runs up and jumps Yusuke from behind * MUHAHAHAH!!! YOU TWO ARE NEXT!!!!!

Yoko and Hiei: AHH!!!! *run into main bedroom and lock the door *

Yoko: *scared look * What do we do now?!?! We're trapped!!!

Hiei: Ok let's calm down and think of a way out.

Yomi: *starts punching door down *

Yoko and Hiei: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Hiei: *points * THE WINDOW!!! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!

Yoko and Hiei: *run to window *

Yoko: Ok. On the count of the three. One. Two

Yomi: YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE ME!!!!! *runs into Yoko and Hiei and push them out of window *

Yoko and Hiei: AHHHHHHH oof *hit ground * x_x x_x

Yomi: *hits head on tree branch * @_@

Yoko and Hiei: *wake up *

Hiei: *pokes Yomi * Is he dead?

Yoko: Lets just say he is. What do you say we go to my place?

Hiei: Sounds like fun. I'm assuming the party's over anyway.

Yoko and Hiei: *walk away *

*2 hours later *

Jin and Touya: *fly through broken window *

Jin: *Is as red as a tomato *That's the last time I EVER go somewhere where a song says the days are hotter than hot. I'll be peeling for weeks!

Touya: *also sunburned* Hey I'm not much better you know. *sees Koenma on ground * What happened here?!?!

Jin: *floats to hallway * Hey Kuwabara's here too!

Touya: *walks up stairs * So is Yusuke

Both: *walk into main bedroom and look out window to see Yomi on the ground *

Yomi: @_@

Jin: *scratches head * If I didn't know better I'd say that the blind old windbag of a goat went on a raping spree and raped everyone except Hiei and Yoko, who were pushed out the window by Yomi and then went back to Kurama's place.

Touya: You and your imagination. Jeez. Sometimes I wonder about you. Oh well, I guess the party's over. Too bad. Come on, let's go get some chocolate.

Jin: WEEEE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! LEAD THE WAY ICY!

Touya: Then we can get my favorite lemon flavored ice cream.

Jin: Ok! ^_^ Let's go!!! Let's go!!!

Touya: Ok ok keep your horn on.

Jin and Touya: *walk out of house *

Darkdemonchild: WHHHAAAAA IT'S REALLY OVER!!!!! T_T oh well! I got a sequel in the works anyway! ^_^ so check that out once I post it! And as always, please review! And I'll try to have this story up on fanfiction.net asap. So until next time, ja! Whaaaa kuri! I still cant believe its really over!!!

Kuri: Aw man now you're gonna be blubbering all night.

Ddc: Whaaa. Oh wait. I can watch Nightwalker!!!! ^_^

Kuri: -_-;;; well that was fast.

Ddc: Shut up.

Kuri: So until next time. JA! And check out Ddc's other fics! Cus I'm in them! ^_^

Ddc: -_-