Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei's School Troubles ❯ Detention ( Chapter 7 )
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By: kitsunewolfdemon 
It's short and weird.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.19.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 767 | Visits: 273 | Status: Completed
It's short and weird.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.19.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 767 | Visits: 273 | Status: Completed
Hi, thanks for the reviews. I have not updated in ages so I’m sorry but I’m going to try and focus on this story a bit more because the others ones are almost done. Please review, I have decided to do this in Hiei’s POV because once again Kurama is not here, I hope it works out okay.
I don’t own anything.
Chapter 7
Hiei’s POV
Damn that toddler! I walked down to the room Kurama called ‘detention’, damn everything! If I could just see that second period teacher again I’d....Look it’s the second period teacher! Yes, he is walking...walking....I’ll stick my foot out....PLOP! Yes he fell! Kurama said I couldn’t kill anyone but tripping is fine. Oh, he’s mad, he looks like a tomato. Yum.
Where am I going you ask? Well, baka, I’m going to the damn detention you gave me! DAMN YOU!
Running now, safe! I will take that seat in the back, yes, the back. Hmm, someone has written on the desk: “SKOOL SUCKS!” Yes, I will write on the desk too! “DETENTION BITES A..” Oh crap the teacher is asking what I’m doing. I’m exploring my personal space mortal! Yes...walk away. He’s calling someone, a counselor? What the hell is that? Oh well I think I shall write more: “KUWABARA IS A STUPID CARROT” “SWEET SNOW FOR LIFE” Yay. Sweet snow..hungry.
I still have cookies! Chomp....crunch....chop....owch, I bit my tounge.
Hmm, sugar..pumping in my veins....WHOOHOOO!
I do believe I am what they call “sugar high”, yay. Hmm, another tune? Let’s see...HAMTARO!
Yes! A song from Hamtaro!
“It’s Hamtaro time! Ham-tar-o! Little hamsters big adventures! Ticki ticki kush kush! HAMTARO!” Man, I need to learn the lyrics.
The teacher is asking why I am singing hamster songs. Well duh, Hamtaro rocks! I watch his show everyday! No! You didn’t hear that, I don’t! I don’t love Pikachu!
Pikachu, he’s so cute, little mouse thingie. DAMN YOU SUGAR! YOU ARE RELEASING EVIL THOUGHTS!
Evil, yes I am. Just the other day I rescued Kuwabara’s cat from a tree, the little kitty thanked me by scratching me so I conveniently dropped it on Yusuke’s head, that was fun. Kurama said it was animal cruelty, well he would because he’s a kitsune. Oh, Fruits Basket is here!
Cute little Yuki-rat, Kyo really should eat him being he is a cat...
Teacher says no reading in detention, but I wanna read Fruits Basket! Noooo!
Fine, I will draw. Paper..pencil... eraser...pencils are sharp. I will test their sharpness. Woosh, they fly fast. Damn the teacher ducked, dumb ducker-er teacher.
Doodle...doodle, Kuwabara is being hit by a truck! Look at the pretty blood, now for Yusuke! Damn the car missed....strange. Look Keiko is slapping Yusuke for not being hit by the car! The teacher is evaluating my work....he says I have problems. DAMN YOU!
Fine I’ll sit here...and stare at you! He is staring back, he is sooooo ugly. He isn’t blinking or moving, he must be dead! Yay! No he sneezed, damn. A counselor is here, what is my problem?
I’m in detention that’s what it is! What happened in my past? I got thrown from a big floating world because I was a fire boy. Then I joined bandits and got a fake eye. Then I escaped Makai and found a kitsune called Kurama...blah this is boring! She is leaving, my time is almost done!
Look a straw. Look paper. Hmm, my brain is thinking. BINGO! I always wanted to say that. I am chewing the paper...putting it in the straw...aiming...teacher down!
Yay! Detention is over! Now I’m going to kill Kurama for not helping me! Off to lunch I go!
........
Hiei suddenly awoke.
“What the?!” He looked around the room.
“Mr. Jaganashi detention is over.” The teacher said.
‘I must have been dreaming.’ Hiei thought. He left for lunch.
“That was weird.” He muttered, detention seems to bring out odd sides in people...
Well yeah, that’s it. Boring and weird I know but it’s something. Lunch is next, please review.
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I don’t own anything.
Chapter 7
Hiei’s POV
Damn that toddler! I walked down to the room Kurama called ‘detention’, damn everything! If I could just see that second period teacher again I’d....Look it’s the second period teacher! Yes, he is walking...walking....I’ll stick my foot out....PLOP! Yes he fell! Kurama said I couldn’t kill anyone but tripping is fine. Oh, he’s mad, he looks like a tomato. Yum.
Where am I going you ask? Well, baka, I’m going to the damn detention you gave me! DAMN YOU!
Running now, safe! I will take that seat in the back, yes, the back. Hmm, someone has written on the desk: “SKOOL SUCKS!” Yes, I will write on the desk too! “DETENTION BITES A..” Oh crap the teacher is asking what I’m doing. I’m exploring my personal space mortal! Yes...walk away. He’s calling someone, a counselor? What the hell is that? Oh well I think I shall write more: “KUWABARA IS A STUPID CARROT” “SWEET SNOW FOR LIFE” Yay. Sweet snow..hungry.
I still have cookies! Chomp....crunch....chop....owch, I bit my tounge.
Hmm, sugar..pumping in my veins....WHOOHOOO!
I do believe I am what they call “sugar high”, yay. Hmm, another tune? Let’s see...HAMTARO!
Yes! A song from Hamtaro!
“It’s Hamtaro time! Ham-tar-o! Little hamsters big adventures! Ticki ticki kush kush! HAMTARO!” Man, I need to learn the lyrics.
The teacher is asking why I am singing hamster songs. Well duh, Hamtaro rocks! I watch his show everyday! No! You didn’t hear that, I don’t! I don’t love Pikachu!
Pikachu, he’s so cute, little mouse thingie. DAMN YOU SUGAR! YOU ARE RELEASING EVIL THOUGHTS!
Evil, yes I am. Just the other day I rescued Kuwabara’s cat from a tree, the little kitty thanked me by scratching me so I conveniently dropped it on Yusuke’s head, that was fun. Kurama said it was animal cruelty, well he would because he’s a kitsune. Oh, Fruits Basket is here!
Cute little Yuki-rat, Kyo really should eat him being he is a cat...
Teacher says no reading in detention, but I wanna read Fruits Basket! Noooo!
Fine, I will draw. Paper..pencil... eraser...pencils are sharp. I will test their sharpness. Woosh, they fly fast. Damn the teacher ducked, dumb ducker-er teacher.
Doodle...doodle, Kuwabara is being hit by a truck! Look at the pretty blood, now for Yusuke! Damn the car missed....strange. Look Keiko is slapping Yusuke for not being hit by the car! The teacher is evaluating my work....he says I have problems. DAMN YOU!
Fine I’ll sit here...and stare at you! He is staring back, he is sooooo ugly. He isn’t blinking or moving, he must be dead! Yay! No he sneezed, damn. A counselor is here, what is my problem?
I’m in detention that’s what it is! What happened in my past? I got thrown from a big floating world because I was a fire boy. Then I joined bandits and got a fake eye. Then I escaped Makai and found a kitsune called Kurama...blah this is boring! She is leaving, my time is almost done!
Look a straw. Look paper. Hmm, my brain is thinking. BINGO! I always wanted to say that. I am chewing the paper...putting it in the straw...aiming...teacher down!
Yay! Detention is over! Now I’m going to kill Kurama for not helping me! Off to lunch I go!
........
Hiei suddenly awoke.
“What the?!” He looked around the room.
“Mr. Jaganashi detention is over.” The teacher said.
‘I must have been dreaming.’ Hiei thought. He left for lunch.
“That was weird.” He muttered, detention seems to bring out odd sides in people...
Well yeah, that’s it. Boring and weird I know but it’s something. Lunch is next, please review.
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