Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei versus the Chihuahua's ❯ Chapter 1

Psychicfiredemoness: Hello again people.

Hiei: They don't care, when will you learn this?

Psychic: And when will you learn to shut up?

Hiei: You'll regret that onna.

Psychic: Ha try and make me pay!

Hiei: Hn. [stabs with katana in the side]

Psychic: Ouch. [falls]

Medic 1: Looks like another casualty to sword related accidents

Medic 2: yep

Both: [put her on stretcher and take to the hospital]

-Hospital-

Psychic: [in wheel chair] He'll pay for that. Maybe not in this story maybe not in the next but in one of them! [wasn't watching where she was going and falls down 3 flights of stairs] Okay he'll pay in this story. I own nothing but the dogs. [passes out]

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Chapter 1

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Psychic: Just a note this is one of those COMPLETELY random fics. In this case because Hiei crippled me so to speak he has to watch Scorch's dogs, which are 5 Chihuahua's. Juju the oldest brown, bug-eyed mother of Runt and Duke. Koko, the tri-colored, father of Runt and Duke. Duke, the stupid and horrifyingly cute white one, who is kind of out there. Runt the smallest one which looks like Juju minus the bug eyed part. And Roxi the psychotic, attacks anything that moves, Jack Russell Terrier looking dog, and she scares people. And all but Juju bite visitors and in Duke's case bites anyone that goes near me, he's protective it's weird.

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-Park-

Scorch: Have you seen Hiei?

Yusuke: No why? And what's with the crutches?

Scorch: He stabbed me for pissing him of and I fell down 3 flights of hospital stairs.

Yusuke: [laughing his sorry ass off]

Scorch: [whacks him with crutch]

Yusuke: @.@

Scorch: Baka, earth to baka. [now poking him with crutch]

Hiei: What the hell are you doing to the detective?

Scorch: You! [points crutch at him] YOU made me brake my damn leg in the hospital!

Hiei: And your point here is?

Scorch: [whack with crutch] I need you to help me take care of my dogs. Which are evil.

Hiei: Get some one else.

Yusuke: You have dogs?

Scorch: Aren't you supposed to be knocked out?

Hiei: Get him to help.

Scorch: [kicks] Because you were the reason I broke my damn leg! And you admitted it was YOUR fault I broke it.

Hiei: Hn. Prove it.

Scorch: [pulls out memo recorder, rewinds and plays]

Memo recorder: YOU made me brake my damn leg in the hospital!

And your point here is?

Hiei: [glares]

Scorch: It'll hold up in any court. Maybe even Spirit court, and I doubt Koenma will be pleased that one of his detectives won't be able to go on missions for a week, because another one of his detectives broke her leg. Or do you want to go see what he has to say? [evil smile]

Hiei: [glares and twitches]

Scorch: Well?

Hiei: Fine I'll help you with your damn dogs!

Scorch: Good now meet me at my house in an hour. I should be able to waddle there on these by then.

Yusuke: Can I come tape your dogs attacking him?

Scorch: Who said they'll attack him?

Yusuke: No one, but if they're YOUR dogs then expected that they'll attack people. [grins]

Scorch: [hits with crutch, again and walks off]

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Psychic: Well that's the first chapter and I hope you liked it. Next time My dogs appear and do keep in mind that Roxi is possessed.

Hiei: I thought you said she was psychotic?

Psychic: Yeah, well, my DAD said she's possessed I'm just passing the message on. And I want to know if I should add my chocolate lab Mousse, as in chocolate mousse. He's a big sweet-heart that thinks he's a Chihuahua and is a lump. To add or not to add? That is the question.

Hiei: No you shouldn't. In fact you should destroy this fanfic.

Psychic: Shut the hell up Jaganshi! You're the reason I broke my leg! (I didn't really brake anything, it builds plot though)

Hiei: Hn. I still don't see why the hell Yusuke couldn't help you.

Psychic: It's just more fun to torment you. [pinches cheek]

Hiei: What the hell was that for!?

Psychic: To torment you duh. Don't you listen? Anyway please review, and ideas on what to add next would be nice.