Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei versus the Chihuahua's ❯ Chapter 3

Psychicfiredemoness: Bwahahaha! I got more reviews! Bwahahaha!

Hiei: Hn.

Psychic: If you would be oh so kind to do the honors?

Hiei: I'm NOT kind onna!

Psychic: You are to Yukina.

Hiei: [punches her] The baka doesn't own anything.

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Chapter 3

Scorch: [on phone in kitchen]

Hiei and Yusuke: [in living room]

Yusuke: [bandaging his wounds from the small dogs]

Roxi: [sitting there looking at him] (she really does that)

Scorch: Okay! Kayori and Sapphire are coming to help since Hiei can't accomplish the simple task of taking care of my dogs.

Hiei: Hn. I could but won't.

Scorch: [whacks with crutch] Next time I use the fire poker. [points at a fire poker]

Door: [being knocked on]

Scorch: [starts walking over and trips over Mousse] It's open. @.@

Kayori and Sapphire: [come in]

Dogs: [aren't barking]

Kayori: Uh why is Scorch on the ground?

Sapphire: And why does Hiei has a big red mark on his face?

Scorch: [gets up] I hit him with the crutch and I tripped over the lump of a dog. He's still asleep! How can he still be asleep!?

Mousse: [looks up and falls back asleep]

Three girls: [anime fall]

Yusuke: How come the dogs didn't attack you two? [glares]

Scorch: They're here more then you people.

Duke: [looks around corner and barks]

Yusuke: Come here and do that ya mutt!

Roxi: [barks at Yusuke]

Scorch: Oh don't worry she barks at air, she probably won't attack.

Yusuke: Probably?

Hiei: Let's see. [puts the evil dog on the couch]

Roxi: [attacks Yusuke]

Scorch: [grabs Roxi] Damn you're getting fat. Chubby girl!

Sapphire: Okay. And don't worry she talks to all her dogs.

Scorch: Is it my fault they're more intelligent then most people I know. Watch, one of you two couch creatures tell Juju to give you a hug.

Yusuke: No way in hell! She'll maul me!

Yusuke and girls: [look at Hiei]

Hiei: [glares]

Scorch: [sighs] Juju, give Hiei hug! [pats the side of his scarf]

Juju: [puts an arm on the sides of his neck] (it's cute when she hugs people)

Hiei: [twitches]

Scorch: See Juju hug. Juju, come. [snaps]

Juju: [walks over]

Scorch: See smarter then most people I know.

Sapphire: Example?

Scorch: Claire (fanfic character), Kuwabara, others names are with held.

Others:???

Juju: [barks once]

Other dogs: [come running to door barking madly]

Mousse: [gets up]

Scorch: [claps and glares at Juju who acts like she did nothing] (stupid clever dog, yes I know that is an oxymoron) Oh look at the time. [dark out] Get out of my house!

Sapphire: Hey you've got like 10 guest rooms and you live in the basement! Why can't we stay?

Yusuke: You live in your basement?

Scorch: Fine you can stay! ONLY because you're helping with the dogs. You two staying? [points at the guys]

Yusuke: Sure what the hell.

Scorch: [cough] baka [cough, gag, hack] What about you Jagan boy?

Hiei: Hn.

Scorch: [sweat drops]

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Psychic: Yay tomorrow chaos begins! And tomorrow meaning when ever I update again.

Hiei: I will kill you for writing this.

Scorch: Sure you will.

Hiei: I hate you both.

Psychic and Scorch: Sure you do.

Psychic: Any way if you would be so kind as to tell me what I should put in next, do tell. Peace out!

Yusuke: Did you just say peace out?

Psychic: Yep. Cause I've had caffeine! See ya.