Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei versus the Chihuahua's ❯ Last chapter ( Chapter 9 )

Psychicfiredemoness: Hey people. [Yawns]

Scorch: What's with you?

Psychic: I'm tired! How would you feel if you went down to the school farm and worked for about 5 hours?!

Scorch: Sore?

Psychic: [falls] Anyway this is the last chapter for Hiei versus the Chihuahua's. So enjoy. I own nothing but my dogs.

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Chapter 9

-Hospital; 1:05 in the afternoon- (sorry, couldn't resist.)

Random male nurse: [comes out holding a needle]

Sapphire: Ahh! Needle! [Jumps on Kurama]

Scorch: Okay well I'll see you guys in some number of minutes and or hours. [Walks into hospital room thing] (The only time I've been to a hospital was to visit my mom and I've never broken a bone so just go along with it)

-Waiting room; 1:25 in the afternoon- ([gets hit with random objects] Psychic: OKAY! Pm there! Ya happy now!?)

Yusuke: I say we throw a party!

Hiei: What? As an excuse to get drunk?

Tech: No off course not. To celebrate Scorch's non-broken leg.

Sapphire: And if we just happen to bring booze to her house so be it.

Hiei: Like I said an excuse to get drunk.

Other three: [glare at him]

Yusuke: Okay, all in favor of the party, say I.

Kuwabara, Kurama, Sapphire, Tech, Claire and Kayori: I!

Hiei: Hn.

Yusuke: So all of us want to throw a party!

Hiei: I never said that!

Yusuke: But your hn counted as a vote.

Hiei: [glaring]

-4:18 pm; still the waiting room-

Scorch: [comes out with crutches over her shoulder]

Yusuke: Finally! It took long enough!

Scorch: [hits with crutches]

Yusuke: And what's with the crutches!?

Scorch: They're mine, as in I own them. (no I don't!)

Sapphire: Right, while you were in surgery-

Scorch: I wasn't in surgery!

Sapphire: Oh yeah, but we're gonna throw a party for you cause your legs all better.

Scorch: [raises eye brow] Who's house.

Tech: Yours.

Scorch: [falls and crutches land on her @.@]

Claire: you okay?

Scorch: Yes I'm just peachy how are you? [gets up]

Others: [sweat drop]

Scorch: Well let's go then. [British accent]

Others: [more sweat drops]

-Scorch's house; 7:16 pm- (what!? I didn't say the hospital was close, and this is after they get pizzas and booze for the party, that is at Scorch's house. Scorch: This is the damn Christmas party all over again. Psychic: Why what happened? Scorch: Nothing!)

Sapphire: What are you gonna do with the evil dogs?

Scorch: Why do you think my neighbor/sister just came by?

Yusuke: That was your sister!?

Scorch: Yeah…

Yusuke: She's hot!

Scorch: She's a fire demon.

Yusuke: You knew what I meant! And she was tall!

Scorch: [glares]

Kayori: Since when do you have a sister?!

Scorch: Since 4 years before I was born.

Others: [sweat drop]

Yusuke: Okay! Let's get this party started! [eats slice of pizza]

Scorch: [goes into kitchen and after 5 minutes comes back]

-10 minutes later-

[knock at door]

Scorch: [Answers it]

Keiko, Yukina and Botan: [come in]

Keiko: Scorch? What's this weird video tape about?

Yusuke: [blue face]

Scorch: It's just a little movie that Sapphire, Yusuke, and Hiei made.

Yukina: You made a movie oniisan? (elder brother, yes I know it's cold, but that's a rule of my stories, some of them)

Hiei: Yusuke being mauled by dogs. [smirks evilly]

Scorch: Help yourselves to pizza, drinks are in the fridge and DON'T drink out of the green bottles. [puts movie in VCR]

Three new arrivals: [grab pizza and sit on couch, chair or floor]

Movie; Yusuke taping: If he's fire boy does that make you fire girl? [Scorch falls and up and whacks Hiei with crutch] I hate you so much right now. Dogs-[barking]

Static

Movie; Hiei taping: [Yusuke is being mauled by dogs]

Static

Hiei taping still: Scorch- Oh don't worry she barks at air, she probably won't attack. Yusuke- Probably? Hiei- Let's see. [puts the evil dog on the couch]Roxi- [attacks Yusuke]

People watching movie: [laughing or giggling]

Movie; Sapphire taping: Hiei- [runs after Roxi] Give my scarf you baka inu! Roxi- [runs down stairs]

Mousse- [asleep at top of stairs. Hiei- [trips over Mousse and down the stairs] [screaming random cuss words] Yusuke- What the hell was that?! [trips over Mousse too and down the stairs] Sapphire and Kayori and Scorch: [cracking up] Both boys: @_@

Roxi: [sitting there staring at them and still has Hiei's scarf] Scorch- [prods Mousse with one of her crutches] Mousse- [gets up and walks down stairs and walks over the two boys] Girl- [wince] Ouch. Hiei- [comes back to senses and sees Roxi, then jumps up, knocking Yusuke off and chasing the small dog]Scorch- Hiei! If you hurt her I swear that that you're gonna find your katana in small pieces! [is trying to walk down the stairs and kind of sort of trips, rolls down the stairs and lands and lands on Yusuke]Yusuke- X.X Scorch- [gets up and tries to regain dignity] Sapphire and Kayori- [laughing]

Static

Sapphire still taping: Yusuke- Is that blood?! Scorch- Yeah it's cow blood. Hiei- Can I have some? Scorch- I was being sarcastic! Hiei- So was I. Others- [anime fall] Scorch- Damnit! [Red stuff is on shirt]Sapphire- At least your shirt's black so you can't see the junk. Scorch- Yeah but this $^!+ is sticky as hell! Yusuke- WHAT IS IT!?!? Scorch- Crystal light. What you actually think I'd drink blood? Yusuke- Well…Scorch- [throws glass at his head]Yusuke: @.@

Static

Sapphire; taping: Door- [knocked on] Scorch- [goes to door, but someone is still sleeping there] It's open! Kurama- [opens door]Door- [hits Scorch's head]Scorch- Sorry you've dialed the wrong number please hang up and try again. @.@Kurama- My apologies. Hiei- Good you've knocked her out, now we can escape from this hell hole. Kuwabara- Why's it a hell hole? Dogs- [come running out and barking and biting Kurama, while Roxi and Duke are the only one's biting Kuwabara]Hiei- THOSE are why.

Static

Movie; Scorch taping: Door- [doorbell rings] All the boys- [jump] Hiei- [falls off the back of the couch and behind it into a crawl space…thing]

All: [laugh]

Movie; Sapphire taping: Scorch- Black mail? Sapphire- Yep, wait until Keiko sees it. Tech_ [still hugging Yusuke's waist]

Keiko: Yusuke how could you!? You jerk! [slaps him A LOT]

Yusuke: Keiko! No it's not what it looks like!

Keiko: [done slapping him and sits back down]

Movie; still Sapphire: Scorch- Pardon my asking, but who's being tracked? Claire- Hehehe… Tech- It's on Yusuke. [digs in his hair and pulls out a small blinking tracker]

Dogs- [on the couch by Kurama] Yusuke- You freaking stalker!!!!! Tech- But I love you!!! [hugs him more]

Keiko: [slaps and knocks out Tech] Sorry Yu-chan. [hugs Yusuke]

Yusuke: [perverted grin]

Keiko: You pervert! [slaps him]

Movie; Sapphire: Scorch- [screams bloody murder] Claire and Kayori- [start screaming because Scorch is screaming] Dogs- [barking] Guys- What!? What happened!? Kurama- [turns lights on] Three girls- [stop screaming] Sapphire- [cracking up] Scorch- [having a type of spasm on the couch]

Movie: Fin.

Guys: [cracking up at Scorch's misfortune]

Scorch: [goes psycho on their sorry asses]

Loud cracking sound

Hiei: My leg! [bone is sticking out]

Scorch: Oops.

Yukina: Oniisan!!! [heals leg so bone is not showing but leg is still broken]

Sapphire: Here we go again. [sighs]

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Psychic: Well that is the end of the chapter AND story, hope you all liked it.

Scorch: Well yeah and if you guys want a sequel could commence.

Psychic: I just need enough reviews.

Hiei: Isn't it enough that you already broke my leg?

Scorch: In all honesty, I'm SORRY!!!!!!

Hiei: Sure.

Psychic: Both of you shut the hell up! Please review.