Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kurama's Pain, Other's Amusment ❯ Kurama's Pain, Other's Amusment. ( One-Shot )

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Kurama's Pain, Others Amusment

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M-chan: Mwhahahahahahaha!! Behold the Kurama torture!

Kurama: ^O_O^

Karasu: Haha. Kawaisouni kitsune...

[I own NOTHING!]

[Please don't take offense to the middle part of the story with the random guy in it.]

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[A beautiful sunny day, Kurama is headed to Yuusuke's house]

Kurama: What a lovely day. Hm... What is that sound?

::the sound of 'Hn' can be heard, getting louder and louder::

Kurama: ::looks behind him:: O_O What on earth!?

::a rather large pack of Hiei's is running down the street::

Kurama: Uh oh. ::gets trampled by the Hiei's:: @.@ That didn't just happen. There is only one Hiei. I saw nothing.

Pencil Sharpener: You saw it all!!! Mwhahahaha!! You cannot deny it!

Kurama: O_O ::gets up and runs away::

[At Yuusuke's house.]

Kurama: ::knocks on the door:: ::gets the door knocked on him::

Kuwa: Who's there??

Yu: ::looks down:: Uh, Kuwabara...

Kurama: ::twitch twitch::

Kuwa: Oyaa, ma. ::picks up the door:: Are you ok Kurama?

Kurama: Yesss.... ::points:: Look at the sparkles...

Minna: ::sweatdrop::

Yu: ::drags Kurama in the house::

Hiei: O.o What happened to my itoshii- Uh.... My koibito- O_O My- Ah, kuso. I said nothing! NOTHING! ::shifty eyes::

Minna: ::sweatdrop::

Kurama: ::wakes up:: What'd I miss?

Yu: ::glances at Hiei:: Nothing.... Nothing at all.

Kurama: Oh, ok then. ::looks at Hiei:: O_O NO MORE TRAMPLING!!

Hiei: O_O Nani??

Kurama: Uh.... Jelly beans?

Kuwa: Ohhh... So that's the answer.

Minna: ::sweatdrop::

Kuwa: Nani? I've been looking for the answer to that for months.

Yu: Answer to what?

Kuwa: Why Kurama is so smart, yet he can't figure out the fact that Hiei is madly in love with him.

Kurama: Nani? What does jelly beans have to do with anything, and what do you mean he's madly in love with me?

Hiei: Kuso! ::jumps up:: Potato chip! You're all duckies!

::Kuwa, Yu, and Kurama fall to the floor::

Hiei: Mwhahaha! That's right, bow before your master! Uh, I mean, Mwhahaha! They won't remember anything of what just happened!

::two days later::

Kurama: ::wakes up:: ::blinks:: What happened?

::Kuwa and Yu sit up::

Yu: Yeah, what happened.

Kuwa: Screw you, my sentiments the same as always.

Minna: ::sweatdrop::

Hiei: Well, uh, you all got drunk and got ran over by the pickles from Minnesota.

Kurama: Nani!?

Hiei: ::whacks Kurama:: You think that I would lie??

Kurama: No, no. Gomen nasai.

Kuwa: May I have a coffee cup for my tater tots?

Kurama: Uh... Yes? There's a coffee cup in the kitchen.

Kuwa: Oh, yay!

Yu: Weird.

Hiei: Hn. Not as weird as the Hello Kitty underwear I'm wearing.

Yu: O_O

Hiei: O_O; I mean.... Kuso.

Kuwa: ::walks back in the room::

Kurama: I thought you needed a coffee cup?

Kuwa: I got one. ::points to his pants::

Kurama: Tater tots... O_O

Kuwa: ::grins:: ::jumps on Kurama:: Kissy, kissy!

Hiei: Mine! Get off!

Kurama: Holy hell on earth! Get off of me!!

Yu: O_O

Hiei: ::kicks Kuwa off of Kurama:: ::grabs Kurama's hair and kisses him deeply::

Kurama: O_O;

Hiei: ::grins:: Oh, yeah.

Kurama: ::spits:: My God, Hiei! Nan da yo!?

Hiei: I wuv you.....

Kuwa: No! I wuuuuuv you!

Hiei: ::frowns:: I wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv you!

Kuwa: I do!

Hiei: I do!

Yu: O_O

Kurama: Ahhhhh!! ::runs out the door::

[Downtown]

Kurama: What is going on? Everything has gone insane...

Random Fanboy: OMG! It's like, like Kurama! OMG, OMG!! I looove you! OMG! Lemme touch you! ::reaches for Kurama::

Kurama: O_O Dear God in a coffee can. ::reaches in his hair:: Stay back before I go gardener on your- Where's my rose!?

The magical bubble fairy: ::giggles:: ::holds up a rose:: You mean this?

Kurama: O_O What are you- GAH!

RFB: ::latches onto Kurama's waist:: OMG! I'm actually touching him!!

TMBF: ::giggles:: Awww... How kawaii! Are you two going steady?

Kurama: O_O Damn it! Shit, fuck, bastard, motherfucker, son of'a bitch! Let go of me! And yooooooooouoooou! ::points to the fairy:: I'm gonna squash you like a bug you little bubble ass flea!

TMBF: O_O ::sob:: I'm telling Butch! ::drops the rose and dissappears::

Kurama: Butch? Gah! Don't touch me!

RFB: But I looooooooooooove you!

Kurama: Oh, that's it! ::pulls out a sakabatou:: Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu, I'm gonna pound your ass into the pavement technique!

RFB: ::screams:: ::gets smooshed into the sidewalk::

Kurama: Take that! Mwhahahaha..haha...ha...ha.... ::looks at the sakabatou:: What's the matter with me!?! ::chucks the sword::

[Meanwhile... Across the street.]

Random dude across the street: Dear God, I wish I had a sword to protect myself from the thugs that are after me. ::sword lands in his lap:: ::jumps up:: Thank you God! You really do exsist! ::gets ran over by an out of control ice cream truck::

Random dude across the street's ghost: Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, eh? Damn you!

God: Thou shalt not speak to me in that manner! ::smites the dude's ghost:: Take that. Go me, go me, go me.

Jesus: Daa-aad... You're embarrassing me!

God: Go do your homework son.

Jesus: O_o Huh?

[Back with Kurama.]

Kurama: WHAT IN THE MAKAI IS WRONG WITH ME!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH EVERYTHING!?!

People: ::stare at Kurama::

Kurama: ::rips his shirt off:: You want some'a this!? Huh!? Come on!? Who thinks they can take me on!?

Women: ::drool:: ::faint::

Men: ::drool:: ::faint::

Kurama: O_O I'm not a women!!!

Men: ::sit up:: Oh.

Kurama: O_O;

Men: Are you sure....? You could be flat-

Kurama: Gaaaaaaaaaaahhh!! Diiiiiiiiie! ::jumps in the path a of a semi:: O_O Wait, wrong way around! Ahhhh!!

Truck driver: Holy chickens in a snow globe! There's a he-she in the road! ::slams on the brakes and swerves into a gas station:: ::BOOM::

Kurama: ::rips off all his clothes:: I am a male!

Trucker Driver: That's good to.... know. Too bad... ::coughs up blood:: I'm about to die... We would have made a good couple.... ::gags:: ::dies::

Kurama: O_O Gaaah!! I am a male! I am not gay! (Youko: I'm a bi..) You shut up!

Random guy: That naked man is talking to himself...

Kurama: That's right! I'm a guy! A GUY!!

People: ::flee in all directions::

Kurama: That's right! Flee mortals! Mwhahaha..hahaha...haha...ha... Kuso, I did it again! ::looks down:: I'm naked! O_O Youko!! (Youko: I swear I didn't make you do it!!)

Karasu: Ooooo..... Lookie, lookie.

Kurama: O_O K-Ka-Kara-Cookie!

Karasu: O.o; I'm not a cookie. Am I? ::bites his arm:: Nope, definatly not a cookie- Hey!? Where'd you go!?

[At a clothing store]

Kurama: ::looking in the men's clothes:: Hm... (Youko: Ooo, ooo! I like the tank top! Get the tank top! Pleeeease!) No!

Sales Chicken: May I -buck- help you?

Kurama: O_o Uh.... I need clothes....

SC: I can clearly -cock a doodle doo- see that.

Kurama: Are you making fun of my nakedness? You know, I do like fried chicken.

SC: -buckbuck- O_O I'll get you some nice -buck- clothes. ::goes into the next room::

Kurama: Baka chicken. (Youko: Did you mention me?) No. Chicken, not chikan. (Youko: Ohhhh, well then. No need to get testy.) O_O; (Youko: Oopsies. Hee hee.) Can't a guy be naked with out getting made fun of!?! (Youko: Apparently not sugar.)

SC: ::hands Kurama a small blue thing:: Here you are. -buck- ::suddenly turns into a bucket of KFC chicken::

Kurama: O_O Uh.... ::looks at the blue thing:: A SPEEDO!?!?!

[Downtown again]

Karasu: I can't believe I debated whether or not I was a cookie. But if I was a cookie, I'd taste pretty damn good....

Kurama: ::dressed in a speedo and bathrobe:: Don't kid yourself cookisu... Uh... Karasu.

Karasu: What is with calling me a Goddamned cookie!?

Kurama: I do not know co-Karasu...

Karasu: Why did I ever like you.....?

Kurama: Beats me. (Youko: My girlish- Er, foxish charm?)

Karasu: I think Youko is gayer than I am.....

(Youko: I'm a bi!)

Karasu: You're only kidding yourself....

Kurama: Wait, did you call yourself gay?

Karasu: O_O; No.

Kurama: Yes.

Karasu: No.

Kurama: Yes.

Karasu: Yes.

Kurama: No.

Karasu: Ha!

Kurama: Kuso. (Youko: Well, that was stupid.) Shut up!

Karasu: You need therapy.

Kurama: Do not! ::tackles Karasu::

Karasu: O_O Oyaa, ma. Kurama....

Kurama: O_O (Youko: You've got him now! ::giggle::)

Karasu: Yes, you've got me....

Kurama: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! ::blinks:: ::looks around:: ::in his room:: It was a dream.... Haha! It was only a dream!

Karasu: ::laying next to him:: ::naked:: Or was it...?

Kurama: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! ::blinks again:: That was a dream too..... Phew.

Kuwa: ::laying next to him:: ::naked:: Don't kid yourself.

Kurama: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! ::blinks:: Screw it! ::pulls out a knife:: Mwhahahahaha!!! Hello Mr. Knife! Meet Mr. Vital organs! Mwahaha! ::stab stab::

~Osuwari!~